5Even Though LeAnn Rimes Probably Can’t Lift a 10lb. Bag of Potatoes, She’s “Lifting Lives”

See these photos? They’re the most recent ones of LeAnn Rimes, in which she performs for the “Lifting Lives” benefit held at a bar in Chicago. Crystal Bowersox was also there, and the concert was held to “[improve] lives through the power of music.”

Just so you know, the event’s Facebook page attracted 16 attending, 4 maybe attending, and 13 not attending. Did anyone actually go to this thing?

Anyway, LeAnn still looks all sharp and pointy and like something that might give you tetanus if you happened to step on it while seeking junkyard treasures (what?), but she’s looking a teeny, tiny bit better than she has in recent weeks – but maybe that’s because she’s not flaunting her bones muscles in skimpy bikinis for the world to see.

August 17, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

5Love It or Leave It: LeAnn Rimes as Tinkerbell

Oh, the whimsy and utter delight that LeAnn Rimes always stirs up inside me! Her startling beauty always makes me reminisce of days gone by, of the times of yesteryear when my 11-year-old self would run a nice hot bath, light some candles, and relax to LeAnn’s Sittin’ on Top of the World*. So it’s fitting that LeAnn would post this lovely photograph to her Twitter, because what better way to see such an ethereal force than with those well-loved fairy wings and that timeless pose?

Man. That was exhausting. I’m going to have to go giggle at those ridiculous pictures of Courtney Stodden and regroup before I can even think about bringing you any more news.

*Yes, that actually happened, and yes, I’m as ashamed of it as you think I am.

August 16, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Emily

9LeAnn Rimes Is A Swimsuit Model Now

Because if there’s one body type that drives us all crazy, it’s that emaciated look that’s so hot right now, with that distended stomach and those sweet toothpick arms. And we all know that no one is doing that look better than LeAnn Rimes.

What do you guys think? Could LeAnn sell you a bikini, or do you not want your breasts to ever look anything like hers?

Images courtesy of Mikoh Swimwear

August 11, 2011 at 5:30 am by Emily

7LeAnn Rimes Is Getting A New Tattoo!

Do you see those little words there on LeAnn‘s ribcage? Well, that’s not THE tattoo, it’s just a stencil she had done to see if she liked it, which she did, so she’s going to get the ink sometimes later this month. What does the future tattoo say, you might ask? It’s a line from the wedding vows Eddie Cibrian made to her:

“You gave me the courage to be truthful, I promise to give you the comfort to be trustful.”

I’m not an expert on LeAnn and Eddie’s relationship or anything (I am really, really close though), but isn’t this a little silly? Does anyone else read this line as “no, it’s cool, I’m not going to cheat on YOU, babe,” or is that just me?

Also, people who have tattoos: won’t this hurt like hell on LeAnn’s extra bony ribcage?

Image courtesy of E! Online

August 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily

2Quotables: LeAnn Rimes is “Perfect”

“I think she looks wonderful. She is very healthy, and to me — perfect.”

You know, that’s a really nice sentiment coming from a husband, about that whole perfect thing. I mean, I’ve been married to my husband for almost four years and I’ve never been told I’m perfect, but that’s OK, because we’re a realistic couple and I know I’m not; just as he knows he’s not. Do we love each other just the way we are?Absolutely. There’s no question about it. That being said: I wonder if LeAnn would still be considered “perfect” if she decided to, say, pack on fifty pounds? Would that still be OK with Eddie Cibrian then? I’d sure hope so.

August 3, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

7LeAnn Rimes Moves Past the Emaciated Stage, Moves on to Stomach Bloat Phase

Isn’t that, like, on the way to death? When someone gets so skinny that their stomach goes all distended? I mean, that’s what I see, at least, when those horrible commercials featuring starving children across the world. I mean, it’s either that or she’s pregnant. But I have a hard time believing that, just like I have a hard time believing that she’s actually getting regular periods being this skinny*, you know?

Also, it’s amusing: the thinner LeAnn gets, the fatter Nappy McSquintnuts seems to get.

*To be fair, LeAnn is actually looking a bit healthier in some of these photos than she has over the last few months.  But that doesn’t mean she’s still not in danger.  Girl.

July 5, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah