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LeAnn Rimes Was on Jimmy Kimmel, Talked About Brandi Glanvile

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On Monday, Brandi Glanville called LeAnn Rimes “insane,” right on television. So on Tuesday, LeAnn Rimes basically did an entire interview about Brandi Glanville on television. Appropriate defense, right?

In the interview with Jimmy Kimmel, LeAnn did talk a bit about her music, and she discussed her allergies, which prevented her from singing on the show, but mostly she talked about Brandi. She talked about how she usually stays out of the drama entirely (LOL!), but every few months or so, “you’re just like, ‘screw you.’” So basically, she’s delusional as ever.

But my favorite part was probably when Jimmy asked her if she watched Brandi’s Real Housewives show, and she said no, but later on, she made a joke about losing her voice due to screaming at the television, and then she did this weird little pause and added “which I don’t watch!” It’s funny because it’s like she thinks she’s fooling someone.

I could tell you more about the interview, but you should really just watch it for yourself:

Don’t Worry, Brandi Glanville Has Stuff to Say About LeAnn Rimes, Too

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From Radar Online:

Brandi Glanville, appearing on Monday night’s edition of Watch What Happens Live, called LeAnn Rimes “insane” in reference to the singer’s latest tell-all interview.

Brandi implied LeAnn’s been crying wolf with her cavalcade of emotional, no-holds-barred interviews – the latest with Entertainment Tonight, in which she discussed her fears of losing husband Eddie Cibrian, and her stint in rehab for stress and anxiety.

“Everyday there’s a tell-all,” Brandi said. “It’s kind of cray-cray!”

Host Andy Cohen asked Brandi about rumors that Eddie, a modestly successful TV actor, had hooked on to LeAnn as a Sugar-Mama.

“It’s true, yeah,” Brandi said, confirming that Eddie had always wanted to live in a big house in an affluent community – two wishes the How Do I Live singer has been able to grant with her wealth.

Fellow guest star Hoda Kotb chimed in with the adage that the “way you got him is the way you’ll lose him,” a reference to how Eddie was married to Brandi at the time he hooked up with LeAnn.

Asked point blank if she though LeAnn was insane, Brandi said, “Insane? Yes I do!”

Brandi said she knows LeAnn religiously watches her antics on The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, recalling how her son Jake saw Andy on TV and said, “That’s [LeAnn's] favorite show!”

“I hope LeAnn will come on!” Andy said.

The jury remains to be seen on that: During the broadcast, LeAnn took to Twitter to (presumably) respond to Brandi, writing, “Wow the texts from my friend. KISSES and KMA,” as in, “Kiss My A**.”

First, let me say: anytime I hear someone use the non-word “cray-cray,” I want to punch a puppy in the face. Wait, no; that’s not right. Anytime I hear someone use the non-word “cray-cray,” I want to punch them in the face. That’s much, much better, and much more accurate, too.

Second? I’m very much Team Brandi (just by default, though; it’s not like I like the silly bitch or anything), but if she wants to keep her sanity-cred, then maybe—just maybe—she should also shut her mouth about LeAnn, too. It’s like, let LeAnn do LeAnn, because everyone knows that LeAnn is completely batshit crazy. Everyone knows that LeAnn’s got a bunch of screws loose up there, rattling around and damaging other parts from the constant rumble. Nuts, nuts, nuts. Talking about how nuts someone is won’t make them less nuts, you know?

And last? Can you even imagine what it’s going to be like if and when Eddie cheats on LeAnn? Oh my God, the fur is going to absolutely f-cking fly. I can’t even picture what LeAnn’s face would look like upon hearing the news, or worse, what LeAnn’s face would look like after hearing that the public heard the news. It’s just too much to bear.

I can’t wait.

Quotables: LeAnn Rimes Would Love to Tell You About Her Sex Life

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“Have you seen him? [Sex is] whatever time. Any time of the day. Whenever he wants it.”

- LeAnn Rimes needs you to know that she has sex with her husband. Like, a lot.

But hey, does this make anyone else kind of uncomfortable? Because I don’t like this at all. If it was anyone else, I’d probably just be all “ha ha, whatever” and not give it another thought, but since it’s LeAnn, I just get this image of LeAnn walking around the house in lingerie, doing sexy poses to try to get Eddie to notice her. Like I could see him being on the phone, and she’d come up in front of him in some sort of fancy panties and bend over and pout at him. And I feel like she could be doing some sort of work, and he’d call – no, he’d just text – and say “it’s time,” and she’d drop whatever to please him. Because heaven knows that if she doesn’t, he’ll find someone who will.

Hope you love all these mental images!