LeAnn Rimes, one half of America’s #4 most hated couple, went to rehab last year, as you probably remember. Everyone sorta figured at the time that it was because she had an eating disorder since she had pretty much gone down to skin and bones, but she swore it was for “emotional issues” or something of the sort, if I remember right.

Anyway, since she’s running out of steam (for now) on the Brandi Glanville post-affair drama, she’s switched to talking about her time in rehab and she wants everyone to know (again): she never had an eating disorder! Yeah, okay.

From The Wendy Williams Show:

“I can honestly say, 100%, I’ve never had a problem with eating. Trust me.”

She added: “It was just stress, I mean I was really going through anxiety and stress and depression. That’s what I was going through. It was just my body’s way of dealing with it.”

Well, yeah, but anxiety and stress and depression can trigger an eating disorder. Not that I’m in a place to medically diagnose someone I’ve never met with something so serious, but that shit looked dangerous, not simply a little “I’m too busy to remember to eat lunch” problem.

Anyhoo, here’s hoping she go her shit together – she looks a lot better these days. You can watch her interview below if you feel like it.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are easily one of the most hated celebrity couples ever, right? Radaronline polled a whole mess of people and compiled a list of 14 celebrity couples that people absolutely hate and Kim and Kanye didn’t even make the list! Shocker! These lists are based on pretty much nothing, but they’re so fun; from the most hated celebrities to the ugliest male celebs, I know I like a good stupid list.

I don’t think these are actually in a particular order, in terms of most to least. The first ones on the list are Rihanna and Chris Brown. Who are the rest?Click to find out.

1. Rihanna and Chris Brown

2. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

3. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

4. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian

5. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth

6. Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers (Teen Mom)

7. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

8. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

9. Paris Hilton and River Viiperi

10. Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez

11. Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin

12. Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods

13. Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley (Real Housewives of Orange County)

14. Kris and Bruce Jenner

Hell yes to Kristen and Rob and Miley and Liam. I AM SO SICK OF THOSE KIDS. Well Rob is not really a kid, BUT THE REST OF THEM ARE TERRIBLE SPOILED ANNOYING CHILDREN. Okay carry on.

What do you think? Anyone you would have added?

LeAnn Rimes really doesn’t want people to like her, does she? I mean, she says she does – she keeps going on about how sorry she is and how she was so disgusted with herself for having an affair with Eddie Cibrian – but her actions prove otherwise, because now she wants a fucking TV show to tell her side of the story and hopefully get people to laugh WITH her rather than AT her.  I’m rolling my eyes, here.

From People:

LeAnn Rimes and her husband Eddie Cibrian are headed back to the small screen – and ready to face their critics head on.

“We’re doing a TV show based on our reality,” Rimes, 30, tells PEOPLE. “We’ll take things out of our lives and elaborate them and make them funny. People have been laughing at us – we want them to laugh with us!”

The couple, married since 2011, met on the set of Lifetime’s Northern Lights in 2008, and gained public notoriety when they fell for each other and ended their respective marriages the following year.

“For some reason, everyone is so interested in our lives but they don’t actually know about them,” Rimes says. “What they read is what they see. We want to be able to take control of our lives again so we want to do a show about us, about our lives, but scripted.”

The show has yet to secure a title or network, but the singer, whose new album, Spitfire, will be out June 4, is looking forward to working with her hubby again.

“That’s why we explored the idea of doing the show, to be able to be together.”

Does she seriously think this is a good idea? That people will watch it and that if they do get bored enough to watch it, they’ll actually think, “Huh, that LeAnn Rimes sure has had it tough. This show has really made me see the light!” ??? Shut up.

LeAnn Rimes recently insisted that she was done apologising for having an affair with Eddie Cibrian a few years back, but instead of letting sleeping dogs lie and trying to move on with her life, she’s pretty much written an entire album of songs about Brandi Glanville and is talking about it in interviews again. God help us all.

Little LeAnn told US Weekly that she was so distraught over the whole affair that she felt “disgusted” with herself about it – though of course, she didn’t feel bad enough to f-cking stop, so talk to the hand.

“I think I opened up the can of worms for myself by writing this record,” she tells Us. “There were a lot of things I didn’t even realize I was feeling…I needed to go somewhere and really process all of that stuff.”

“That stuff,” of course, includes the fallout from her affair with now-husband Cibrian. After Us Weekly broke the news of the Northern Lights costars’ tryst, Rimes hit bottom.

“I was feeling all these crazy emotions and feeling terrible about myself and was disgusted by myself and thought I was pathetic,” she says. (In fact, she uses some of those very words in songs on her new album. “Borrowed,” for example, looks into the darker moments of falling in love with a married man and includes lyrics like, “I don’t want to give you back.”)

Oh, brother. Just shut up already.

In what may be the strangest Twitter exchange in ages, Courtney Love has risen from her drug tomb to stick up for LeAnn Rimes after she got into another spat with Brandi Glanville. Here’s how it went down, Brandi complained via a tweet that she couldn’t get a hold of her kids, so LeAnn responded with some hippie bullshit and then Courtney piped up out of nowhere offering to whoop somebody’s ass if they didn’t leave her alone. Oh, and Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20 got in on the action. Yeah, I don’t know, either.

First of all, props to LeAnn for using a spat with Brandi to promote new music… which will invariably suck, but can’t knock the hustle. Second of all, da fuck, Rob Thomas? Where the hell did you even come from? What are you doing, man? Third of all, Courtney Love is a queen and was probably high off her ass writing this, but I love her anyway. The end.

LeAnn Rimes is a Sriracha hot mess, isn’t she? She landed herself a lovely spot on the Top 20 Most Hated Celebrities List so it makes total sense that she would have to buy twitter followers. That’s what Gossip Girl is suggesting:

Turns out LeAnn’s Twitter follower number was dropping on Friday and then in the course of 17 hours between yesterday and today, she gained more than 16,000 new fans (most of which have 0-3 tweets total). Twitter users are speculating that she paid one of the many companies out there which give you fake followers (and some can even give you fake RTs!)

Again, not being sarcastic, it makes sense — Ms. Rimes is not a well-liked celebrity at the moment. And for the past several moments. Years. There. I was puzzled as to why Justin Bieber needed to buy twitter followers, but now that he’s turning into such a little twit (and also joining Rimes on the list), I’ll believe it.

Rimes is creeping up on half a million twitter followers. Her twitter feed is full of wonderful interesting tweets like, “SoHo House dinner was o-mazing! Can we say sweats now anyone?!” and “Who the HELL taught our cab driver how to drive???? Dude, you don’t pump the breaks to stop!!! #vomit” as well as retweets from fans.

Earlier in the week she tweeted,

Quote of the day from Jie who blew my hair out this evening “No drama no life” I died laughing at that one

Ha ha ha ha ha ha omg LeAnn, you so went there!

20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
7. Madonna
6. Matt Lauer
5. Katherine Heigl
4. John Mayer
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Kristen Stewart
1. Gwyneth Paltrow

This is a pretty good list. I’m shocked to see that Kanye West isn’t on here. I love him but I thought he was one of the most hated people around. I’m not sure if he’s psyched or pissed not to be included. I also didn’t realize that people hated Matt Lauer this much. Damn. Too bad this poll was taken after Justin Bieber’s idiotic Anne Frank statement or I’m sure he would be higher up. Kristen Stewart now has the dubious honor of being one of the most hated and least attractive female celebrities. Hey, good for her! At least she’s good at stuff!

Who is your ultimate most hated celebrity?

Here’s something that will shock you: Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes don’t get along. They never have, they never will, nothing will ever change. There are no new developments in their relationship, nothing new has happened… and yet they’re both still talking about it. You’d think, after LeAnn made a final “I’m done apologizing!” statement last month that she was finally ready to move on with her life, but you’d be wrong, because she’s got more to say and it’s something you’ve never heard before (kidding, you’ve totally heard it a million times).

From Fabulous:

Eddie’s ex-wife, Brandi, has been pretty vocal about her feelings for you. What’s your relationship like now?

That’s where you write “insert face reaction here”.

Eek… That doesn’t sound good.

It’s been really difficult. You have to stand up for yourself and be your own person, but at the same time you have to protect these children and their hearts. And that’s a very tough balance.

Do you have any regrets?

I don’t like that word. Do I wish I handled it differently? Absolutely. No one wants to hurt anyone or put themselves through hurt. I think the only other thing we could’ve done would have been to get out of our marriages before anything happened. It was tough, and it all happened very fast. I felt so ashamed and guilty.

God, we get it. And why are people still asking about this like some new revelation is going to come to light? Just make it stop. At least Brandi seems preoccupied at the moment with her one-time fling with Gerard Butler, even though he didn’t even remember her name.

Poor, poor LeAnn Rimes. All she does is get bullied and shit upon and no one will leave her alone. Well, guess what! She’s not having it anymore. No sir, she won’t apologise and feel bad for breaking up a family and being a total prick about it. No more! The phoenix will rise from the ashes once more!

From Metro:

Did you feel a need to explain yourself?
You’ve done a lot of frank US TV interviews recently… Yes. People have been judging me, so I felt a need to explain and apologise, which I’ve done many times. Now I no longer feel that need. I’m happy and happily married and have a wonderful family. I’m living life as best I can – but I’m not exempt from failure and making bad choices.

You’ve been written about extensively in the US tabloids for three years since you got together with your husband. Has the coverage worn you down?
It has been an ongoing story for them. At least I sell magazines for them – I guess that’s the positive – but it’s involved some very wrong information. Sometimes I comment on it, sometimes I don’t. They’re going to write what they want to write anyway. I just read I bathe in Evian water – some of the stories are so insane. I try to let it roll off my back but it’s gone on for a long time. I have a talent, I can sing. I don’t earn my money from trying to hurt people or get in the tabloids.

Girl, we know you don’t bathe in Evian because that shit is expensive and you’re broke enough to need to sue your dentist over those chicklet teeth of yours. Second of all, you know you love every second of the press you get for Eddie and Brandi – otherwise, your ass would’ve been out of the news years ago and stayed there for good, because God knows that voice (which was average at best to begin with) is not what it once was. You need to sit down.

Brandi Glanville can’t seem to keep her trap shut about all things LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian, so much so that she actually pulled a Blu Cantrell and got her vagina re-done (WHY) on Eddie’s dime and then wrote a book about all the f-ckery surrounding that relationship to make more bank. Gotta give homegirl her Shrewd Businesswoman patch on that one.

In any case, Brandi’s book is a whole hot mess of unnecessary nonsense and never should have been released. It was released, though, and even better than that, it may now be made into a script and acted out by real, live actors. Brandi broke the news on Twitter on Monday:

Lifetime is probably the only network desperate enough to buy this crap, but also, you have to admit that Lifetime makes those amazing Made-For-TV movies that are so bad, they circle back ’round to being really good again. I mean, I grew up in the In The Best Interest of the Children days and it was my jam – it’s only got better since then. Come on – Sexting in Suburbia? Instant classic. Mom at 16 was a classic, as well.

Anyway, I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s get this movie made, stat.

No wonder LeAnn Rimes is suing her dentist – the $3 million house she just bought with Eddie Cibrian ain’t gonna pay for itself! The couple apparently got the Los Angeles mansion for half price and asdlfkjalsdf… oh sorry, I fell asleep at the keyboard from being so bored.

From People:

The lovey-dovey duo scored a deal on their latest dwellings, shelling out $3 million for what was originally sold in 2006 as almost a $6 million home, according to real estate site Trulia.

The Spanish-style home, located in LA’s prestigious, celebrity-inhabited Hidden Hills community, boasts six bedrooms, nine bathrooms and 8,642 sq. ft. of space, which includes a swing-set-filled backyard and gigantic outdoor pool.

Complete with wooden décor in each room, the living space has a rustic feel, that may provide Rimes, 30, and Cibrian, 39, the perfect place to relax.

What the hell are either of these people doing to earn money these days and be able to afford this place? Eddie can’t seem to get booked in anything that isn’t canceled after the pilot and LeAnn’s royalties from the karaoke licensing of ‘How Do I Live’ must have run out long ago. I truly just don’t understand it. And don’t even try to tell me they put it on a credit card, cos I know Brandi Glanville maxed that shit out.

Pictures of the new “mansion” below…

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian must’ve emptied the last bit of change out of his kids’ piggy banks in the last few days, because LeAnn’s filing a lawsuit for dental malpractice which took place over the past three years.

From TMZ:

In the lawsuit… obtained by TMZ… Rimes claims she went to Dr. Duane C. McKay for various dental work over 3 years. Some of the work included upper front veneers and crowns that the dentist promised would address her TMJ-related pain as well as improve her appearance.

Rimes claims rather than helping, the dentist messed her mouth up bad, causing tremendous pain and bleeding. Back in October, she tweeted, “I feel like I got hit in my right side of my face with a baseball bat.”

Rimes says she’s had to undergo 9 root canals and bone grafting. She’s also had a temporary bridge and needed physical therapy as well.

Rimes says in the suit she will have a “permanent cosmetic deficiency.”

Rimes says the dental work is so bad it has been screwing with her career … impeding her ability to perform.

In her malpractice lawsuit, LeAnn is seeking unspecified damages for physical, emotional and psychiatric injuries. She also wants money for loss of past and future earnings.

Alright, let’s break it down for this idiot, whose “past and future earnings” are compromised for reasons that are entirely her own. Things she’s been doing besides singing:

- Showing up drunk on national TV performances

- Wearing bikinis and pretending not to notice paparazzi to concentrate on your voice

- Giving Eddie sex whenever he wants it (gag me)

- Spending three years on dental work for teeth that weren’t jacked to begin with

- Filing frivolous lawsuits like this

Shall I continue? I don’t think so. No one’s arguing that dental issues aren’t serious – I’m the biggest wuss when it comes to toothaches and the like – but I gotta ask, what the hell took you so long to file this lawsuit, and why did you continue to go to the same dentist for THREE YEARS if he was f-cking up your grill so bad? It just doesn’t add up. It’s not like she was on some Walmart PPO plan and had to stick to this one dude despite the horrors he was performing on her mouth (shh – don’t go there). My guess is she realised no one wants to book her ass to do anything and she’s trying to make an easy buck because she’s broke. After all, swimwear doesn’t pay for itself.