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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s reality show got canceled

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Perhaps the world just wasn’t ready for the genius of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian‘s reality show. It must not have been, because VH1 has canceled the series after just one season, according to People.

There’s no word on why LeAnn & Eddie totally bombed – especially since they planned to use the show to ~take their lives back~ and dispel rumours about their marriage or whatever. Totally exciting, enthralling must-see TV, right? Who wouldn’t care about two C- list celebrities as they claw to hang on to any amount of spotlight? What’s not to love?

There were only 6 episodes of this gem, which premiered way later than it was supposed to and bombed in the ratings when it finally did air. Gone too soon – pour some out for these idiots.

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LeAnn Rimes says she and Eddie Cibrian are “a gay man’s wet dream”

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I almost don’t even know where to begin with this bullshit. You know when people say SUCH stupid things that you kinda can’t even believe they’re serious, let alone begin to dissect those stupid things? That’s where I am right now with this. LeAnn Rimes literally said that she and husband Eddie Cibrian are a “gay man’s wet dream” (her exact words) because he’s hot and she can sing. Like, what?

From PrideSource:

“I’ve always said that Eddie and I are a gay man’s wet dream. I sing, you can look at him, and it’s perfect.

I’ve definitely watched him get looked up and down in every way, shape or form … so yeah, basically hit on. It’s hysterical seeing these guys freak out over him. For me, I laugh so hard, because Eddie is really pretty cool about it all, but sometimes he can be shy and uncomfortable, and I love to see him in that element. It’s completely not his element, but he knows how to work it.”

I suppose it’s supposed to be slightly better since she’s doing this interview with a gay publication, but… no. Stick to making your bikinis, girl.

Here’s the thing: I’m sure LeAnn Rimes DOES have a ton of gay fans, but it’s just like Cher and Madonna – they’re loved by the gays because they’re over the top and ridiculous. LeAnn takes herself too seriously to be laughed with, so homegirl is being laughed AT. And as for her being able to sing? Girl, this is not the ’90s.  I don’t think I need to remind everybody what happened the last time she “sang” in public:

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Would you wear a LeAnn Rimes bikini?

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LeAnn Rimes doesn’t seem to be up to much these days besides trying to make people like her (#FAIL) with a VH1 reality show and walking around in bikinis all the time. Speaking of bikinis, you know, LeAnn would actually like to create her own range of them for you to buy and wear yourself. Oh, no.

From Fox 411:

FOX411: Have you thought about launching your own bikini line?
Rimes: Yes, I have! And I’ve been researching that a little bit more as we speak.

FOX411: Will you be hands-on with designing the bikinis?
Rimes: Oh, yeah! I mean, I’ve worn so many bikinis that I know what works and what doesn’t. I know what I like and I know what’s missing in the marketplace. We shall see! I hope that it comes to fruition.

FOX411: What kind of bikinis do you envision for your line?
Rimes: I don’t know. I’m an earthly girl. I love very natural colors– nudes and golds. Beautiful, feminine and classy.

FOX411: How many bikinis do you own?
Rimes: Oh, a lot! The other day, I said I had 80 pairs of shoes and Eddie was like, “No way. You have at least 140 pairs of shoes.” So, I started counting and I told him, “Babe, I stopped counting at 200.” So, that’s pretty much the same thing with bikinis. I’d like to say that I don’t have a ton, but I know I do.

FOX411: Any advice on how to rock a bikini like LeAnn Rimes?
Rimes: I think the biggest misconception about bikinis is that if you’re heavier, that you need to wear more coverage on your butt. It looks horrible on any woman. The skimpier the bottoms, the better your butt looks! If you look at pictures of women with bikinis that cover the whole butt, it just looks frumpy. Flaunt what you’ve got!

So basically, get next to naked and be earthy and you, too, can look like LeAnn Rimes. No thanks.

I don’t think this will ever actually happen, but who can say? If the money starts running low (and I can’t imagine it isn’t already), she might be forced to “work” again.

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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian wanted to do a reality show to take their lives back

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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have their own VH1 reality show at the moment, and it’s completely shit. It’s more banal moments from the lives of two C-list (at best) celebrities who are desperate to be seen while pretending that they’re totally put out by what little attention they actually still receive.

While appearing at the TCA fall previews, these idiots said a lot of stupid shit that I will now share with you:

“Everyone’s used our lives as entertainment and so we wanted to actually kind of take our life back,” Rimes told reporters Friday at VH1′s Television Critics Association fall previews.

“We definitely hit on the tabloid fodder because that’s what surrounded our lives so much in the past five years,” Rimes said. “I think we’re really kidding ourselves with the illusion of a private life because it’s very hard.”

“If [the tabloids] want to stop writing about us, then we won’t have to set the record straight anymore,” he said. “[It] gave us an opportunity to do something fun, work together and at the same time, what’s really real about the show is our relationship. You’ll see how we interact with one another.”

“We’ve both gone through a lot of private things with the public eyes watching. … Eddie and I really have coped with it all by laughing,” Rimes said. “People think we take ourselves super seriously and we don’t.”

“Ultimately, this is a comedy. That’s kind of how we go about our life as well; we laugh, and it really helps,” Cibrian added. “It’s a show not about real dysfunction or exploitation. It’s a fun show to watch and you laugh and that’s kind of the area we wanted to explore.”

“We thought we were going to be more protective of the final cut but we kind of let the final product breathe on its own,” Cibrian said. “There are some things that are kind of embarrassing that we left on the show because we thought it was funny. We really didn’t censor ourselves that much.”

Please stop trying to convince us that you’re so cool and awesome, because it will never happen. No one cares (or believes) that you’re so down-to-earth and don’t take yourselves seriously or anything like that. You’re walking disasters. Ugh.

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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have the best relationship… LOL

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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have a relationship built on mutual infidelity and a desperate need for drama and publicity, so you know things are going to work out for these two. So much so that they’re getting their own reality show to prove to the world just what a great couple they are and how awesome their lives are.

From US Weekly:

Cibrian — possibly alluding to his ex-wife Brandi Glanville’s Real Housewives filming — joked, “I mean, look. You can expect a lot of drinking and a lot of fights and we throw a lot of s— at each other and it’s a debacle. It’s horrible.”

“It’s like every other reality show,” added Rimes. “There’s a lot of heart to it but there’s also a lot of laughs. Eddie and I are very much that way in our relationship. We have a lot of humor between the two of us and give each other s— a lot, so you see that.”

“People read about us constantly and it’s so opposite of who we are,” the singer said of her relationship, which started on less-than-favorable circumstances after Cibrian cheated with Rimes on Glanville five years ago. “I think people really think we take ourselves seriously,” Rimes continued. “It’s so opposite of that but no one ever gets to see it. Other than the reason of us wanting to work together and be home with the kids, why not have fun and poke fun at everything that’s gone on for the last five years.”

Viewers will soon learn that these two are in it for the long haul. “Honestly it’s not giving up on each other,” Rimes said of her marriage. “I think that plays a really big part,” added Cibrian. “You gotta have faith, and we have faith in our relationship.”

Oh, brother. I believe these two are made for each other, absolutely… because they’re both awful hot messes. Do I think they’re going to last forever? Fat chance. This TV show is going to be a failure – if Lindsay Lohan can’t even get viewers for her trainwreck of a show, these two have no chance – but whatever, let them bomb.

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Brandi Glanville says Eddie Cibrian still loves her

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Why on earth anyone would ever want a piece of Eddie Cibrian is beyond me, but I suppose old habits die hard. We all know Brandi Glanville lost her damn mind after Eddie cheated on her/left her for LeAnn Rimes. She charged her vaginal rejuvination to his credit card, hit the plastic surgeon again, “wrote” a book and started spouting serious fuckery left and right on social media and to anyone else who would listen to her. It’s been… a journey (and LeAnn is no better, clearly).

Anyway, Brandi’s latest revelation is that Eddie apparently still wants her and that LeAnn is nothing more than a “backup plan”. Oh, girl, no – grow a clue and some dignity, because this is not a good look. Even if you want to indulge in some insanity in your private life to make yourself feel better about how things have turned out, you don’t put it on Twitter!

I’m not quite sure what’s going on, but someone needs to pop a tranquilizer and turn off the laptop for a while, I think.

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