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Laurence Fishburne’s Slutty Daughter Faked a Suicide Attempt

Montana Fishburne, the daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne is nothing but trouble. You may remember that early last summer it was revealed that she was doing porn videos under her real last name and perhaps even prostituting herself on Los Angeles city streets.

Concerned about his daughter’s well-being, Laurence sent a private investigator after his daughter, who caught her drinking a bottle of what appeared to be bleach on camera. Montana’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley (of Lindsay and Nicole fame), submitted this video to the judge ruling Montana’s prostitution case, saying that it proved that her client was mentally unfit because, duh. Who would drink bleach?

Well, we’ve learned today that Montana did not drink bleach that night. She was faking it because she found out that her dad was having her followed. Once Holley found out that the bleach wasn’t real, she had to inform the prosecutor that the tape was no good.

This story grosses me out beyond belief. Montana clearly has so much anger toward her father to be causing him this sort of pain and she has no idea that in the long run she’s just hurting herself. Her pop may have the money to fix a lot of her problems, but she’s always going to be the actor’s daughter who did porn, sold herself and pretended to kill herself to get his attention. Not a great way to start out your adult life.

Sometimes Movie Stars Have Dumb Kids

Photo via Celebitchy

Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter, Montana, wants to follow in her father’s footsteps by becoming a movie star. Unfortunately, she chose a really, really poor way to go about that:  porn.

From TMZ:

TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment – explaining, “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape.”

Unlike the celeb she admires — Montana, who also goes by the name “Chippy D,” is not arguing that her tape was stolen or obtained illegally.

We’re told the flick is set to be released in August.

There are so many things that are wrong with this.  She’s 19, and it’s not like 19-year-olds are known for making solid choices. She’s Laurence Fishburne’s daughter, so can’t she get her dad to make a couple phone calls or something instead of jumping right into porn?  She looks just like Laurence, so it’s going to be really weird to see her in porn.  Also, did no one tell her that Kim Kardashian’s tape was an amateur thing and that it was “accidentally” released?  That’s a far cry from doing an actual adult film.  It’s also really sad that she seems to think it’s going to help her develop a legitimate career.

Here’s a mental exercise:  think of all the porn stars who are also taken seriously as actors and make a list.  Can you think of any?  Yeah, neither can I.  Tough break, Montana.