Spotted!
Dec 06, 2007 at 12:05 pm by Evil Beet

Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong Dating Again?

Lance Armstrong was sighted picking up the check after dinner with Sheryl Crow at at Noho Star in NYC.

Are they just friends?

Or could these two be rekindling a romance?

And what the fuck happened with Lance and Ashley Olsen? That was shaping up to be a latecoming winner for best celeb romance of 2007. I was so ready. I had so many jokes lined up. Now it’s possible I won’t even get to use them. :(

Lance and Ashley: A Second Date?
Nov 01, 2007 at 06:06 am by Evil Beet

Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong Go on Second Date at Waverley Inn in New York

After making out at NYC’s Rose Bar on Monday night, Lance and Ashley (Lashley?) hooked up again late Tuesday night at the Waverley Inn (where Lance was hanging out with Owen Wilson, who probably has no business being in a bar right now).

I just picture Lance Armstrong’s aging ass being all like, “Hey, baby doll, will you give me a little head tonight? Just suck it for a little while?” And then Michelle Tanner grinning, giving him a thumbs-up and saying “You got it, dude!”