6SNL Mocks Kim Kardashian’s Divorce, Which Should Be Terrible, Except It’s Really Funny

Here is a sad admission: I DON’T LAUGH THAT OFTEN. But this? This Saturday Night Live sketch from last night’s episode? Oh, I belly-laughed. I may have even guffawed. It was terrible, and I’m sorry. Except for, Kris Jenner is kind of the worst ever, and boy oh boy, did I laugh at Kristen Wiig’s version of Kris Jenner. Meanwhile, Andy Samberg’s limited talents (sorry!) were perfectly utilized in his portrayal of Kris Humphries. Oh, my God, and then Taran Killam as Bruce Jenner. Oh, my God. Just watch. (Charlie Day hosted.)

No, I do feel bad for laughing. I feel awful, actually: Kim Kardashian has reportedly flown to Minnesota to love-tackle (that’s a basketball term, right?) estranged husband Kris Humphries. Kim feels she was brash in ditching her husband of 72 days, evidently, and while this doesn’t signal a real reconciliation, I’m actually relieved that Kim is at least sort of trying.

November 6, 2011 at 11:15 am by Jenn

1The Moment You’ve Been Waiting For: The Trailer for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s New Reality Show

Ugh can you even stand it. You could practically cut the excitement with a butter knife that’s been slathered with all sorts of high-calorie spreads and run lovingly over homemade breads, cinnamon rolls, and my personal favorite, beignets. MMM BUTTER.

Really, though, I know I bust a lot, but Khloe and Lamar actually make a really adorable couple, don’t they? You guys gonna watch this show?

March 4, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Sarah

1Khloe and Lamar ALSO Have a Video That Goes Along With Their New Scent

Am the only one who is seriously creeped out by this couple? I mean, couldn’t you just see them pulling a Randy and Evi Quaid in, you know, a few decades?

If it’s any consolation, I have absolutely no doubts as to the validity and authenticity of Khloe and Lamar’s marriage. They’re a match made in cheeseball heaven and they will probably never split up.

The gods of cheap, unisex perfume just wouldn’t allow it, and for that, thank your lucky stars, guys.

February 9, 2011 at 8:00 am by Sarah

4Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Are So in Love That They Launched a Unisex Perfume Together

What do you imagine a perfume by Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom would smell like?

OK, never mind … Don’t answer that.

Either way, the perfume? It exists. And it’s called ‘Unbreakable.’ Each time I hear the word ‘unbreakable,’ I think of the Bruce Willis-Samuel L. Jackson movie where Willis was all crazy strong and unbreakable, and Jackson was the wheelchair-bound comic book-lover foe that was, well, pretty breakable.

The promo photo, however, is not nearly as cool as Bruce Willis breaking into homes and saving people from a demise of torture – and frankly speaking, if it weren’t for Khloe’s ever-present amazing hair, the shoot would be an utter and complete fail.

And Lamar? Has a last name of ‘Odom.’ I’m not quite sure I want to smell like something designed by someone who has a name that close to ‘odor,’ but maybe that’s the fifth-grader in me. (She comes out to play quite a bit these days.)

Are you guys interested in this perfume, or should it stay on the shelves of CVS where it probably belongs (locked up behind glass, of course)?

February 7, 2011 at 8:00 am by Sarah

2Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Renew Their Wedding Vows

Ah, it seems like rather recently that power couple Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian were tying the knot as young, naive celebrities. … Oh, wait. Fuck. It was just recently, as in a year ago.

Anyway, the couple who have still yet to procreate despite constant ‘bump watches’ and false ‘confirmations,’ celebrated their one-year wedding anniversary yesterday, complete with vow renewals. The ceremony was put together by Odom as a surprise for his blushing bride, and it took place at Irving Azoff’s private residence in Beverly Hills. Azoff is an executive in the music business and a long-time friend of Odom.

Khloe, who still can’t count despite the fact that she’s a big girl now, takes to her blog to thank her husband for making the day great and says that she’s looking forward to celebrating their ’80th wedding anniversary’ together:

“I can’t believe it has ONLY been a year. My life has changed so much and I, as a person, have changed even more. I have never been happier, never been so at peace, never been so in love. Happy anniversary to the love of my life! Thank you for everything you have given me. I love you. I can’t wait for our 80th wedding anniversary!!”

Aww. The ‘Squatch is in lurve.  But yup — congratulations to the happy couple. May you have many more years together!

September 28, 2010 at 6:41 am by Sarah

11I Was Freakin’ Serious When I Said These Two Would Make It

Yo, I said it from the jump: Khloe and Lamar are the real deal. They just are. I don’t know what it is that makes them so perfect for each other. If I did, I would be out there finding my own Lamar, you know what I mean? There’s just something about them that works. Exhibit A: Khloe was on the sidelines of all of her man’s NBA finals games and when he and the Lakers took the whole thing, she bought her man a Bentley. That’s a $400,000 car, yo. That’s real expensive.

They remind me of this Lil Wayne lyric off his Paper Planes remix: “I pitch her ten gs, tell a bitch to go shopping. She buy herself some clothes and she brought me back a chopper.” Because that’s what love’s about, you guys. Not material things, but being there for each other. Being thoughtful of each other when you don’t have to be. I see that with these two.

And while we know Lamar worships Khloe and that thick ass, she’s all about him too. She wrote on her blog, “What a year this has been for Lamar!!!!! Cheering on my hubby from the stands and watching the Lakers win the NBA championship last night was one of the proudest moments of my life!!!” Watching her man do him to the fullest and knowing that she helped him get there should definitely be one of the proudest moments of her life.

Love these two.

June 22, 2010 at 10:30 am by Molls