Well, Christ on the Cross, I may have a nice thing or two to say about Lady Gaga for once. This chick better not go and win me over because between her semi-heartbreaking interview with MTV we showed you recently and these fairly classy and toned down (for her) photos from her RollingStone spread, I might be able to stand her now.
I think I’d finally just come to accept that we’re pretty much always going to get some level of freak in her glossy shots, but this one lacks pretty much any and all retarded shoes and she looks fairly natural.
Oh, and did I forget to tell you how hilarious she was in her interview with Letterman this week?
Damn you, Gaga. Can you not be so darn likable all of a sudden?
May 25, 2011 at 10:30 am by Molls
I know, it’s a tough question, isn’t it? There are just so many choices. It could be literally any Lady Gaga song besides “Just Dance” (sometimes) and “Speechless” (always) and the country version of “Born This Way.” But no, there is one specific Gaga song that the Lady herself cannot stand. Which one could it be?
May 24, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily
… Because if you didn’t get raptured, then you have no excuse.
I’m just joshing you, you know I didn’t watch it either. But I did check and see if there was anything on there that you absolutely had to see, and there was. And so that’s what this is.
Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, and Andy Samberg joined forces to teach us all about the rules of the threeway. I think they did a wonderful job, and their dedication to education is really inspiring. How many of you have been caught in an awkward situation while you were trying to get your group sex on? Well, no more, friends. No more.
May 22, 2011 at 7:00 am by Emily
With musical guest Lady Gaga and host Justin Timberlake, it’s pretty obvious that this weekend’s season finale is going to be a big deal, right? I mean, you know that we don’t particularly care for Lady Gaga around here, but JT always does a good job on SNL, so I’m going to be way optimistic about it. Plus there’s a rumor that Justin and Andy Samberg are going to be reprising their glorious characters from the classic “Dick in a Box” skit, and you guys know how I feel about Andy Samberg making music.
Are you guys going to watch it on Saturday, or do you actually do things with your weekends?
May 20, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily
Okay, so I know I was just making fun of Lady Gaga two months ago and that you guys hate her too. I probably need to be put on mood stabilizers, but I NEED to post this clip for you guys because I think it’s important in a few ways.
Lady Gaga sat down with MTV last week (I’m guessing it was last week because she’s wearing the EXACT same hair and make up she wore on American Idol last week) and spoke to them about a painful experience she had growing up. Basically these mean boys in high school threw her in a trash can outside of a pizza place and it sounds like it was pretty horrible.
I can kinda relate to that because once these boys shoved me in a duffel bag and dragged me around the playground in 5th grade. Look, I think we’ve all been there, okay? I mean, so what if she seemed like someone on Saturday Night Live doing an impression of her when she relayed the story? It’s kind of too tragic to ignore. I know, I’ve got a huge heart.
May 18, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Molls
Lady Gaga may describe her music as “fantasy techno rock” but I still think that that’s just a fancy way to say, “music that sounds like it’s popular in a country where they haven’t heard good music in 20 years so they’ll take whatever they can get.”
I mean, just watch this interview with FuseTV if you think you have the stomach for it. Gaga, as I always say, is one smart lady, if only because she spends a lot of time talking about shit that goes right over most people’s heads because it makes no sense. She’s amazing at making things that lack any sort of importance sound like they have a great deal of importance, which I guess is an art form in and of itself.
Gaga talks about being half woman/half machine, she talks about now allowing herself to be a puppet or a hooker, and fighting for what she believes in and all the interviewer did was ask her what “Born This Way” sounds like. It’s just a lot of talk for only a little bit of decent music.