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Oh, God. Marisa Tomei May Play Lady Gaga in a Movie

Lady Gaga recently said that if Hollywood made a movie about her life, she’d like actress Marisa Tomei to play her. Pssh! Fat chance, right?! The beautiful and talented Marisa Tomei depicting the rough and wild Lady Gaga? Not in a million years, right?

Wrong.

Marisa made an appearance on The View recently and said that she’s be pumped to play the dirty pop star on the big screen. She said, “I was thrilled when I heard. I love her. I love her music. And she’s a smart businesswoman. So I was so touched, really. I think it’s incredible that she likes my work and that she’d think of me in that way. I thought it was great.”

A smart businesswoman, maybe, but as for the rest of it? Her music sucks and her story is a pretty common in the Hollywood crowd. No one needs to see a movie about some girl named Stephanie buying some wigs.

You can do better, Marisa!

Lady Gaga’s ‘Surprisingly Normal’ Beauty Regimen Horrifies Me

There’s a piece on People.com right now disclosing some of Lady Gaga’s beauty routines and yo: Homegirl’s got the hygiene of a rude teenage girl. While People seems to find the fact that Lady Gaga falls asleep with a face full of make up on every night refreshingly average, I’m mad concerned. I barely leave my apartment and it’s important to me that I wash my face every night. It’s not even for vanity purposes. I do it because walking around with dirt and grime on your face is nasty.

She also admitted that she needs to get a special chemical haircut (what the fuck is that?) because her overly-processed hair is practically falling out and that her feet are throbbing ever since she started wearing all of those mangled looking shoes. Oh, and she doesn’t believe in false eyelashes or mascara. She thinks it’s “more modern” to just wear eyeliner. Modern? No, it’s laziness. It’s so she doesn’t feel obligated to wash her face before she goes to bed.

Two things I could get down with? She brushes her teeth before bed every night (thank God) and doesn’t like to expose her face to the sun too much because it’s the quickest way to age yourself. Maybe she’s not totally unhealthy and gross.

South Korean Pop Group Says Lady Gaga Stole From Them, Too

We all thought she was just blatantly ripping off Madonna, but according to Korean pop group SNSD, she stole the sound for “Born This Way” from them.

The YouTube video below alternates between Gaga’s “Born This Way” and SNSD’s “Be Happy,” which as released a full year before Gaga’s song. SNSD says that, in addition to biting their beats, Gaga’s song has an almost identical message.

You’ll have to watch the video and decide for yourself if Gaga is ripping off SNSD, but I’m going to throw this out there: Since when does ANY pop music sound all that different than other pop music. Sure, there are similarities to be found, but I bet you could find similarities between two of even the most random pop songs on the radio. Most Top 40 hits are just canned beats shuffled around, it seems.

What do you think of the comparison? Are you convinced Lady Gaga is a plagiarist, or do you think that everyone’s kind of an accidental plagiarist these days?

Katy Perry Does “Born This Way,” How Can You Still Hate It?

You’ve all had your chance to weigh in on Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way,” and the majority of you guys are not fans.  And if you hate Lady Gaga, then I know who you just have to adore – Katy Perry!*

For what it’s worth, I like this version more than the original. Then again, it doesn’t make me feel like I’m right on the brink of having a seizure for four straight minutes like Lady Gaga’s music does.  How do you guys feel about Katy Perry’s cover?

*Of course I’m joking.  It’s sort of an “all or nothing” thing with these ladies, right?  I’ve never heard of someone being like “Oh, Lady Gaga, fuck her, she’s worthless.  Hey, can you put on “California Gurls?”

Quotables: Lady Gaga is Probably a Stoner

“I’m actually quite obsessed with unicorns. They are in essence a mythical creature. The unicorn is born magical and it’s not the unicorn’s fault and it doesn’t make it any more or less special or any less unique but it can’t help that it was born with that magic. I had My Little Ponies. I was obsessed with the idea of a creature that was born with something magical that sort of made them the misfit in the world of the stallion.”

- Lady Gaga telling a U.K. radio station about her obsession with unicorns.

An obsession with unicorns? Is she high?

I’m officially dubbing Lady Gaga an “alternative mainstreamer.” Enough playing like you’re original, biotch. Everyone had some plastic horned ponies and a Lisa Frank notebook when they were growing up.

Love It or Leave It: Gaga’s Winter Sideboob and The Craziest Shoes Ever (EVER)

Lady Gaga stepping off a plane dressed in something outrageous is nothing new. In fact, it’s pretty much what we’ve grown to expect. Still, she somehow always manages to top herself, and the outfit she was wearing when she arrived in freezin’ cold Toronto yesterday is a perfect example. You guys? These shoes? How do they work? I think I know some things about the human body and gravity that tell me that it’s physically impossible to walk with just the heel of your foot on a platform.

Oh, and then there’s the fact that she’s not wearing a real shirt, but that’s like, “no duh” at this point.

I’m thinking in a weird way I might dig this? It reminds me of Rihanna for some reason and it’s so much better than when she’s draped in stinky cold meat.

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Lady Gaga Does A Capella Cover of ‘Born This Way’, Is Starting to Convert Me

I’ve said it over and over again: Lady Gaga impresses me, but her music sucks. It sounds like the cheesy music you’re subjected to in a Montreal disco, not like something we’d have as a number one hit in the States. But you guys? I am really blown away by the a capella version of her new hit “Born This Way” at Madison Square Garden last night. So what if the song is a ripoff of “Express Yourself”? You guys, she was born that way and I’m feelin’ it!

Tell me I’m not alone. Let me know your current stance on Gaga and “Born This Way” in the comments and by voting in the poll.

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