14Lady Gaga is Shy All Of a Sudden?

Even though she murdered herself on stage the other night at the VMAs and then later dressed like the abominable snowman, Lady Gaga has now decided that she’s not going to answer certain questions in interviews. What kind of questions? Well, mainly those about her weenis. You know, her weenis. The one that we’ve all seen all over the Internets.

Apparently now she so can’t be bothered to answer questions about the subject of whether or not she’s a hermie that she had a German reporter booted from a recent press conference for daring to get to the bottom of things. Collien Fernandes from the Viva, which I guess is some popular German-based network, was the one who asked the question we were all wondering by saying to the diva, “I love your Marc Jacobs outfit, you look great. I do have one question for you though – have you got a penis or not?” I mean, that’s not that bad, right? At least he softened the blow with a compliment.

GaGa immediately had the reporter removed, and when speaking to the cameras later he said “I don’t really understand the fuss. It’s obvious someone would ask her this question after the picture was all over the news,” and I couldn’t agree more that the question was not only completely in-line, but it’s what everyone wants to know. Perhaps Gaga wants to leave this mystery just that for as long as possible in order to keep her name in the papers?

September 16, 2009 at 12:59 pm by Molls

20We Learn What Makes Lady Gaga Dress The Way She Does: Drugs!

In a new Daily Mail interview, Lady Gaga confesses that she used to be a coke addict who snorted “bags and bags of cocaine” before she became famous.  Earlier this year, she even credited cocaine for inspiring the fashions she wears.

GaGa, whose real name is Stefani Germanotta, said:’My father is a really powerful man, a telecom guy. So he looked at me one day and said, “You’re f***in’ up, kid.” And I looked at him and thought, “How does he know that I’m high right now?” 

‘And he never said a word about the drugs, not one word. But he said, “I just wanna tell you that anyone you meet while you’re like this, and any friend that you make in the future while you are with this thing, you will lose.”

‘And we never talked about it again.’

The 23-year-old began taking cocaine regularly in 2005 after dropping out of a music course at New York University to find fame. 

“My cocaine soundtrack was The Cure. I loved all their music, but I listened to this one song on repeat while I did bags and bags of cocaine.

She said: ‘I didn’t think there was anything wrong with me until my friends came over and said, ‘Are you doing this alone?’ “Um, yes. Me and my mirror”.’

‘But I was able to stop, because I was panicking more on the drugs than I was sober. So I’m fine now.

As far as the singer’s health today, she says that she is no longer an addict though she still likes to “party” and drink.  It’s pretty clear that Gaga’s record label just wants her to shut up about her powdery past.  ”The label gets mad at me for talking about it – they say, ‘We don’t want people to think that you’re not a pop star.’  But I am a pop star. I’m a pop star with a story!”

 

“My cocaine soundtrack was The Cure. I loved all their music, but I listened to this one song on repeat while I did bags and bags of cocaine.

She said: ‘I didn’t think there was anything wrong with me until my friends came over and said, ‘Are you doing this alone?’ “Um, yes. Me and my mirror”.’

‘But I was able to stop, because I was panicking more on the drugs than I was sober. So I’m fine now.

September 8, 2009 at 10:57 am by Wendie

26Lady Gaga’s Genitals are Not Amused

A few months ago, Sasha posted this video of Gaga performing at a concert in which a tiny, remnant penis appears to peek out from under her skirt at about the 1:00 mark. Rumors began to spread faster than Gaga’s legs at an afterparty that the singer is actually a hermaphrodite. One gossip site even quoted Gaga as saying, “I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.”

But it turns out that the Lady’s vagina is highly offended by those rumors. During an interview on an Australian radio morning show, the host asked Gaga about the recent rumors concerning her below-the-belt multitool. Gaga responded, “My beautiful vagina is very offended. I’m not offended—my vagina is offended.”

Her manager has also called the rumors “ridiculous.”

Penis or no penis: Does it really matter? The longer rumors like this circulate, the longer she’ll stay in the public spotlight. Perhaps they only serve to contribute to the outlandish persona she’s trying to cultivate? So, are rumors like this hurtful? Or helpful? Or just pointless?

Honestly, I don’t really know why anyone feels like discussing someone else’s genitalia, unless they have a vested personal interest (i.e. they’re about to go in their mouth.)

September 6, 2009 at 12:00 pm by Kelly

35Tori Amos Slams Lady Gaga, Respects Britney Spears

Tori Amos doesn’t give interviews all that often, but when she does it’s always super-awesome.

This is what she told The Sun about Lady GaGa:

She’s what I call a meteor – singers who entertain people for a while. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that. But then there are people like Neil Young who show up at Glastonbury 40 years into their career. And that’s a very different kind of artist. Neil Young doesn’t have to get his bum out on stage! The question is, will Lady GaGa be playing alongside Neil Young at Glastonbury in 20 years time? She wants to entertain people. Right now, half the world is depressed and they need to be entertained. So her timing’s perfect.

Oh SLAM! But this is really a giant dilemma for Perez Hilton. Whose side will he take? And, more importantly, are any of you reading his new site? It sure doesn’t seem like it …

Oh but Tori continues with her total awesomeness:

For me, the best thing that happened is that I didn’t have success like my father wanted me to when I was 14-years-old and I was playing clubs. Thank God it didn’t happen for me at that time. I probably wouldn’t be talking to you if it had. I think it’s really tough on teenagers when they have that kind of success. But you have to acknowledge Britney’s discipline right now – being a mum and being out on the road. When you do that year-in, year-out since you were a teenager, it can become overwhelming. … There’s a side to this industry that nurtures divas who can’t write. It’s a big business. I produce the records. I don’t hand over control to some really expensive producer who then talks to the record company and then tries to bend me to their will – for commercial purposes. But there are a lot of producers/co-writers who the only way they can make a living is if the divas are not producing themselves and not writing their songs.”

LOVE Tori! She’s made such a phenomenal career for herself using her out-of-this-world talents that she can sit around and talk smack about the industry and it’s totally cool. She’s earned it. Some people haven’t. (Are you reading this, Katie Heigl?)

Last thing: The above picture was taken at Radio City Music Hall on August 13. Not trying to be a bitch here, but is she pregnant again?

August 26, 2009 at 11:05 pm by Evil Beet

19Lady Gaga’s Idea of Traveling Clothes

Most of us prefer to travel in sweatpants and a t-shirt, or something with an elastic waistband. For Lady Gaga however, traveling clothes include high-cut leopard print underwear (worn on the outside, natch) fishnets, and thigh-high patent leather boots. Comfy!

She does a good job of tucking it back. I don’t see any trace of “peen” in this picture. Except for the giant peen with a bad dye job that is following her around for some reason, hanging out in the background and posing for pictures.

Gaga is in Tokyo where she performed in the Summer Sonic concert.

August 9, 2009 at 9:28 am by Kelly

274Lady GaGa Has a Tiny Penis

Apparently GaGa copped to this a long time ago, but somehow it didn’t make a splash in the news until there was video of her penis hanging out during a concert. The peen in question makes its big debut just after the 1:00 mark.

So GaGa’s a hermaphrodite — I thought that was a politically correct term, but I’ve been informed the more PC term is “intersexual.” She has a penis and a vagina and she identifies as female. This is reportedly her statement about it, although take it with a grain of salt, because I haven’t been able to trace it back to any reliable source:

Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.

So whatever. If it’s not a big deal to her, it’s not a big deal to me. John Hughes died today. I’m in no mood to make a fuss over Lady GaGa’s tiny remnant penis.

August 6, 2009 at 7:30 pm by Evil Beet