The headline, of course, is referring to Lady Gaga‘s comments of early last week stating that she doesn’t know why she gets the flak that she does for being “heavy,” when Adele gets none. Because yeah, we should totally consider Lady Gaga’s feelings, because we all know how broken up she is about being such a f-cking heifer, you know?
I mean, honestly, it doesn’t even matter that she allegedly denied to perform with Madonna or that she supposedly donated a million bones to victims of Superstorm Sandy (I can’t believe the word “Superstorm” is even really a thing for now, but OK, I’ll play that game, alright?), we just need to continue comparing Lady Gaga to Adele, because that’s what’s supposed to happen.
November 8, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
I don’t know what it is*, but I’m feeling really irritable today, and this Madonna shit is not helping. Her remarks about Lady Gaga happen within the first minute or so of the video, so you don’t have to hear her annoying voice for too long, but if you just can’t handle it today, basically she says that she asked Lady Gaga to perform with her, but Lady Gaga refused. I know, that doesn’t sound too extreme, but she said it in her usual condescending way, and why can’t she just shut her f-cking mouth about Lady Gaga? Why is that such a hard thing to do?
*I do know what it is. It’s Facebook. People I know are actually saying that Obama’s re-election is a sign that the world really is going to end this year. And they’re serious. People are saying that the world is “doomed,” and that the election doesn’t matter after all since the world will be ending in December anyway. And also, many people apparently don’t understand that the U.S. is not a theocracy, or that Obama is a president, not a wizard. It’s getting old quick, friends.
November 7, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Emily
So Lady Gaga did this interview with the UK’s Stylist magazine, and in it, the inevitable topic of her “weight gain” came up, and you will not believe what she says. Well, OK, you might believe it, because it was kind of revealed in the headline, but it’s true. She’s bringing Adele into this shit, and I don’t even know why. Adele probably doesn’t even know why, because Adele doesn’t go on and on about her body shape or weight to the general public, because maybe it’s not a big point of contention in her life. I guess that’s the only reason I can come up with. Here’s what Lady Gaga said to Stylist:
“I was acutely aware of some photos on the internet – my mum called me and was like, ‘Did you gain weight?’ – everybody was telling me about it, and I didn’t really care. … When I heard it was on the news, where they talk about wars, the economy crashing and the election – I just thought, ‘This is f-cking ridiculous.’ I mean, what kind of example is that to a young girl sitting at home? … I thought, well I don’t really care if they think I’m fat, because, quite honestly, I did gain about 30 pounds. Adele is bigger than me, how come nobody says anything about it? She’s so wonderful and I think her confidence is something I have to match. She has set the bar very high for a lot of women.”
First, would I be a c-nt for asking where all that “weight” that Lady Gaga put on went? Because we saw that whole set of photos up there, and then Lady Gaga was all walking around looking like this:
And currently, this is what she looks like:
I’m not saying that she didn’t put on weight, and I’m not saying that she was Photoshopped initially, either. Because that’s an entirely different argument for another day. But what I am saying is that it’s kind of BS for Lady Gaga to be bringing Adele in on something of which she has no part, because you know what? Maybe Adele is just better than that, and Lady Gaga should know … well, better.
November 1, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah
4Quotables: Let’s Get Excited, Because Lady Gaga’s Talking About Sex and Marijuana Because She’s a New-Age Feminist
“As a new age feminist, I would say I quite like the transference of strength I feel by submitting to a man – being under him. I actually wrote a song about it on my album, it’s called ‘GUY’ and it stands for Go Under You. So wearing make-up, smelling delicious and having suckable, kissable, edible things between your limbs is something I find strengthening because I know that when I pick the right guy, I can let him have it. … [And to unwind,] I just take a warm bath, smoke a doob, lay back and relax, you know? When I’m in the bath, naked, in a sea of bubbles going , ‘Aahh’, that is most me – when I’m sighing out the whole day into a warm bath.”
I get it. I do. But girlfriend really lost me at “having suckable, kissable, edible things between your limbs,” because what is she talking about? I’m sure she meant “between your legs,” because your legs are limbs, but when I think “limbs” I think arms. And while I think Lady Gaga’s pretty hot and all, I’m not quite sure the visual of sucking or kissing anything from her armpits is really all that alluring. In fact, it’s downright disgusting, and I find myself having a hard time even considering an alternative.
So that’s that, then. Lady Gaga wants you to eat shit out of her armpits and consider it sexy, because limbs are hot, guys. LIMBS.
October 31, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
But seriously, that’s a lot of vomit, isn’t it? I don’t think I’ve ever thrown up that much in my whole entire life, except maybe once back in 2009 on the side of the interstate. But you know what’s truly remarkable? How she manages keep right on singing when she’s vomiting that much. It’s cute how she goes right back to dancing and performing, but it’s really something how she keeps on singing. Especially since she’s the girl who once said this:
“I never lip sync, I never have lip synced and I never will. And as long as you’re paying money to buy a ticket to see my show, I’m not gonna waste your God damn time watching some bitch lip sync or wave through an HBO special.”
It’s suspicious, that’s all. It’s just suspicious.
October 8, 2012 at 6:30 am by Emily
So I’m all about what Lady Gaga‘s doing lately. And if you don’t know what Lady Gaga’s doing lately, it’s just this—telling everyone the world over that they should be comfortable in their own skin, no matter what, and the same people should accept their flaws and know that they’re beautiful because they’re people and that’s just the way it is. I like it. I think it’s really wonderful. But you want to know what I think is not so wonderful? This horrific outfit Lady Gaga’s wearing. It’s just bad. It’s not even high fashion, it’s … it’s crap fashion. It’s not even fashion.
I’m all for accepting people no matter who they are, what their race is, whether or not they’re fat or thin or pudgy or emaciated, or what their sexual orientation is … but there’s one thing that I cannot tolerate, and that is poor clothing choices, and holy cow. This is bad.
Love it or leave it, guys?