I am no fan of Lady Gaga’s broke down Soviet disco music, but I do respect the hell out of her as an entertainer and business woman. The Lady knows how to grab our attention and keep us interested just long enough to keep her name burnt into our brains, and that takes at least some level of smarts and a knack for business.

Today I saw this video (click through, please! It wouldn’t embed on our platform!) of Gaga on CNN’s Closing Bell discussing her new line of products for Polaroid and was blown away by how articulate, informed and accessible she came across. Not only do I understand exactly what’s so cool about her Grey Label cameras and printer, but I’d even buy ‘em. Homegirl made them sound high-quality, easy to use and innovative. What more could a company ask for in a celebrity spokesperson?

I’m convinced that if Gaga quit music tomorrow, she could sustain herself by getting a gig as the ultimate QVC salesperson. Actually, she may be much better at that sort of gig.

“She performed with me on stage wearing a see-through lace catsuit and people thought it was an insult because you could see her bottom. I’m the lady who did an exhibition of bottoms. How could hers offend me? She has a very lovely bottom. I think she’s wonderful. John would have loved her, because she’s an artist, she’s fearless and she pushes every limit, which we both always adored. She has played on John’s white piano and I think that’s wonderful. Life moves on and you embrace it.”

- Yoko Ono claiming that her late husband would have loved our decade’s biggest pop star in The Daily Mail.

When I first saw these pictures, I thought John Lennon’s mom had a secret love child with Elton John so many years ago and this was the result.

Unfortunately, it was just Lady Gaga’s ‘What the fuck’ face while being groped by a zealous fan.

In reality, I do have something positive to say – Gaga’s bleached eyebrows? Someone did a good job on them and they really look great with her hair. Because really, there’s not much worse than someone with platinum blonde hair and thick, raven-black eyebrows.  OK.  I lied.  Someone with raven-black hair and thick, platinum eyebrows is worse. Much worse.  Sorry!

But whatever.  Check out the photos of Gaga’s cleavage in the photos below. That’s something of a miracle itself.

If you ever questioned Lady Gaga’s commitment to her look, then this is the photo gallery for you. The singer stepping off a plane in full-blown couture ain’t shit compared to her leaving a London yoga studio looking like this yesterday. Anyone who’s done even an hour of yoga will tell you that you leave just as sweaty and hurting as you do after an hour of almost any kind of work out. The idea of Gaga showering off and slipping on this dress and heels with achey muscles is absolutely ridiculous to me. I mean, you’d literally have to trade me international fame and millions of dollars to get me to care this much…OH, WAIT.

Image via Gawker

This is a picture of the beautiful Anderson Cooper interviewing that zany Lady Gaga in London.  I love how Lady Gaga looks like she’s schooling Anderson Cooper, like Anderson’s all “ok, but listen, you can see your damn underwear, girl, and your glasses and your shoes are just damn stupid.  It’s chilly out here.  There’s something to be said for practicality, girl, that’s all I’m saying,” and Lady Gaga is like “no, YOU listen to ME, Anderson, are you wearing a sweater vest under there?  Lame as fuck.”

On a similar note, I have never heard anyone express anything less than complete reverence for Anderson Cooper’s beauty.  That’s universal, right?  Please don’t break my illusions this time, you guys.

And guess who topped the list of single female celebrities? My very best Friend, Jennifer Aniston. As if that’d come as a surprise. It seems like whenever these ‘Most Eligible’ polls are conducted, the people behind them play Santa Claus and remind the world that these lucky celebrities are, indeed, still single and list reasons why you should go for it and try to lure both their attentions and reproductive organs.

So yes. I guess it’s only natural that the eternal bachelorette, Jennifer ‘Unlucky-in-Love’ Aniston, would top the list.

Others that placed?

Coming in at number two, Halle Berry, who recently split with baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. Number three is my girl Elin Nordegren, who recently walked away with a cool chunk of change. Number four is Betty White (which boggles my mind … I love Rose and all, but come on. Get over this revival nouveau already would you please). Coming in fifth place is Lady Gaga, and sixth is Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan. … Yes, that Elena Kagan.

Any single ladies missing from this list? Are you surprised that, um, certain women did make the cut over others?