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Lady GaGa: ‘I’ve Prepared My Whole Life to Host Saturday Night Live’

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Lady GaGa is both host and musical guest on Saturday Night Live tonight, and while I probably won’t watch because HOLY SHIT has that show gotten really, really unfunny, I am a bit curious to see how weird she’s going to be.

Here’s what she told Access Hollywood about her big moment:

“I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life. I’ve been rehearsing my SNL hosting performance since I was 4, so I’m okay.”

“I actually told [the writers] to push it. I told them to have a good time and not be worried about me being offended or not liking anything. So they really went for it.”

She’d be in pretty big trouble if she was easily offended, because there’s just SO MUCH to make fun of. I would say it’s great that she doesn’t take herself so seriously, but we all know that’s not the case

Will you be watching tonight (or catching up on Hulu tomorrow)? Here’s her promo…

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Lady GaGa’s ‘ARTPOP’ Projected to Sell 75% Less than ‘Born This Way’

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Oh dear, that’s a bit of a disappointment, no? Lady GaGa‘s new album, ARTPOP, was first predicted to sell between 300-350k copies in its first week, but that number has now been lowered to only 260,000… nearly 75% less than her previous album, Born This Way.

From Billboard:

Lady Gaga’s new album “ARTPOP” is aiming for No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart. Industry sources forecast the diva’s latest release to sell around 260,000 copies by the end of the tracking week on Sunday, Nov. 17.

That sum should be enough to take over the No. 1 slot from Eminem’s “The Marshall Mathers LP 2,” which debuted atop the list this week with 792,000 sold, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

“ARTPOP’s” projected sales are lower than its pre-release forecast of 300,000 to 350,000. As we’ve noted in the past, it’s difficult to project sales before an album is released, based on a multitude of variables. Still, “ARTPOP’s” arrival will be near that of recent debuts from Gaga’s fellow pop divas like Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus. Perry’s “PRISM” started with 286,000 and Cyrus’ “Bangerz” bowed with 270,000.

Damn, wait – Eminem sold 792k in a week?! More than double that of Miley AND Katy? That’s so bizarre – especially since that album is absolute shit (save for ‘Monsters’ – good single!). ARTPOP is a horrendous assault on human ears, unfortunately, but Little Monsters will blindly follow, so I’m sure she’ll do okay with this one.

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Lady Gaga Offers Boyfriend A Threesome

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Lady Gaga is so appreciative of boyfriend Taylor Kinney‘s support that she’s offering him a threesome! That’s what she told Howard Stern, anyway. From Newsday.com:

…The outspoken “Applause” singer revealed on yesterday’s “Howard Stern Show” that she thinks a threesome with her boyfriend Taylor Kinney and another woman would be a blast. “He has stuck it out with me for a very long time through drug habits and all those sorts of things,” she revealed. “So he’s a really lovely, amazing person.” Gaga added that she and Taylor are protective of their relationship and rarely speak about it. But she did offer some advice on how to keep the romance alive: The singer suggests a busy schedule as the key to long-lasting love.

I’m guessing the other chick won’t be Madonna.

Have you ever had a threesome? WOULD YOU? Come on, you can tell us.

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