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What Have Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders Been Doing Lately?

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If this were any other weekend and you asked me what I thought Kristen Stewart was doing right at this moment, I would have said, without hesitation, “smoking weed and not giving a f-ck.” And then, if you asked me what Rupert Sanders was doing right at this moment, I would have said, without hesitation, “who?”

But, as we all know, this isn’t any other weekend. No, now our lives have been separated into two chapters, divided by that fateful day a week and a half ago. Now, I’d say that Kristen and Rupert both are swimming in a dark pit of sin and hopelessness. And I’d pretty much be right.

Here’s what Rupert has been up to lately:

Sanders’s wife of seven years, Liberty Ross, was “devastated,” a source tells PEOPLE of the model-turned-actress, who played Stewart’s mother in the hit film.

“They seemed like a perfectly happy family,” the source says of Ross and Sanders, who have two children. “This was devastating for her.”

Though Sanders, 44, was recently spotted out wearing his wedding ring, that is no indication that Ross has forgiven her husband.

In fact, another source tells PEOPLE that the couple have not seen each other since Sanders told Ross about cheating with Stewart, 22.

“She’s been focused just on her kids through this,” the source says. “It’s what she cares about the most.”

However, the shock of the scandal is apparently fading. “Now she’s really feeling strong and looks forward to resuming her life,” the source says.

But that doesn’t mean a reconciliation is in the works. According to the source, nothing has been decided.

But what about Kristen?

Kristen Stewart has been staying with producer Giovanni Agnelli ever since fleeing the home she shared with Rob Pattinson, RadarOnline.comis exclusively reporting.

He has offered the actress the run of his home, in the trendy Sunset Plaza area, until she feels able to head out and face the public again under the harsh glare of her cheating scandal.

“Kristen is acting like a heartbroken teenager,” a source tellsRadarOnline.com exclusively. “She is crying her eyes out non-stop and does not want to communicate with anyone. She is beyond mortified and humiliated and she is also broken hearted. She says she truly loved Rob. She says he was her soul mate, but she blew it and now she is scared that she has lost him forever. She is pretty much inconsolable.

“Kristen hasn’t showered or changed or washed her hair in several days,” the insider reveals. “She is laying around in her T-shirt and shorts and eating ice cream. She really wants to believe that she can win back Rob, but I think deep down she knows that isn’t the case.”

We’ve all been there, girl. There’s no shame in avoiding cleanliness in favor of ice cream.

Here’s a sadly true story: last week, my boyfriend and I were out getting snow cones, and the radio at the snow cone hut was playing Delilah – you know Delilah, that delightful woman who gives relationship advice to callers and then plays appropriate soft rock – and a woman called and told Delilah that her husband had cheated on her, and she didn’t know if she could forgive him. And Delilah told her that just because her husband had sex with another woman doesn’t mean that he doesn’t love her, and she shouldn’t throw away all they had because of one little mistake. And I looked at my boyfriend and said “bullshit.” Not because we were about to have some meaningful discussion about our own feelings, but because “I mean, if Kristen Stewart had really loved Robert Pattinson, she wouldn’t have gone behind his back and planned a whole affair, especially when she knew just how much this would hurt him, and he shouldn’t have to forgive someone for knowingly hurting him that badly.” And I think it goes without saying that the 40-year-old man with a wife and kids should have known better.

Feelings, you guys. So many feelings.

Will Ferrell is Really, Really Upset Over Kristen Stewart’s Cheating, Too

Here’s a transcript if you can’t view the video or listen to the sound, which is unfortunate, because Will’s inflection is pretty much the whole thing:

“Well, I don’t know if you follow the news at all, but there this … actress. Uh. Kristen Stewart, OK? And, um, she goes by K Stew, and um, she had a boyfriend, right? Robert Pattinson, and he’s R Pattz, and … and she cheated on him. And um … and they’re broken up and they’re not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan, and you don’t even know what they had. They were … they were in love, and she just threw it all away. And I just don’t know if there was anything I could have done to prevent it, and … And I just don’t know what it means for the Twilight franchise, I just don’t know. IT’S NOT GONNA BE FINE EVER. NEVER GONNA BE FINE. WHAT THEY HAD WAS SO SPECIAL, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. You would never know. [You've never been in love]. Not like them. NOT LIKE THEM. She is a trampire. That’s what she is. She’s a trampire.”

Of course, Will was joking around about the entire thing (I think) on Conan O’Brien’s show earlier in the week, but his impersonation (?) of those upset about the whole Kristen Stewart-Robert Pattinson thing is pretty much spot-on when it comes to those both upset and dealing with the fall-out. I’d say it’s kind of how I feel, I think maybe, if it didn’t make me look like a complete tool, you know? But “trampire”? I dunno, guys. That’s going a bit far, huh?

REPORT: How Robert Pattinson is Actually Doing

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From PEOPLE:

“[Robert is] heartbroken and angry, and sources tell the magazine that he’s been drinking and relying on friends to deal with the pain,” says PEOPLE reporter Carlos Greer.

Stewart is also having a difficult time facing the repercussions of her affair, adds Greer.

“[Kristen is] remorseful,” he says. “She’s beating herself up over this.”

As well she should be. There’s all sorts of things that have been f-cked up because of her stupid “momentary indiscretion” that shouldn’t have happened to begin with. Sources are saying that Kristen is not welcome at Rob‘s upcoming premiere for Cosmopolis, though the promo tours for Breaking Dawn Part 2 haven’t been delayed.

As for the Cosmopolis premiere, added security has even been put in place to stop Kristen from approaching Rob. From Radar Online:

Security staff have been told to keep K-Stew, 22, away from the red carpet and after party for the Cosmopolis premiere on August 13, in fear she may use it as an excuse to speak with R-Pattz in person.

“Despite the fact Robert and Kristen have been communicating by cell phone, she will not be at the Cosmopolis New York premiere,” a source said.

“Security was briefed and they were told that Kristen is not allowed anywhere near the red carpet or the after party.

“The decision was made because Robert just doesn’t want to see her. There were fears that she could use it as a chance to talk to him in person and that sort of drama is not wanted at the premiere.

The BD promo tour is still set to schedule, and a rep for Summit Entertainment says:

“While it is studio policy not to comment of the personal lives of actors, Summit is moving full steam ahead and looking forward to this November’s opening of ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2.’ We are confident that the film delivers amazing entertainment for our passionate fans and general audience alike.”

Well that’s good. But I’m not going to lie—I can’t wait to see how the premieres and the red carpet events play out. I mean, are Robert and Kristen going to be forced to make nice for the sake of everyone involved? And isn’t that just going to be damn awkward? Or do you think it’ll give the estranged couple a chance to relive their prior romantic glory and start fresh?