The 2009 We Don’t Give a Fuck Tour has extended itself into 2010!!! On Monday, Robert Pattinson showed up on the red carpet for the premiere of his film, Remember Me, and posed with co-star Emilie de Ravin. Emilie’s next movie should probably be called Remember to Take Your Skirt Out of Your Underwear After You Pee, because obviously that was a problem for her this time around. FASHION! Honestly, people.
Also there: Kristen Stewart! She’s not in the movie but she gets to go to the premiere because she’s having vaginal intercourse with Robert Pattinson. And you know what? SHE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK. About ANYTHING, much less this boring, self-indulgent movie premiere she has to attend. She is sooooo over all of this, and it’s important you know that, and you can tell because of how bored she looks. Ennui is the new black, and window dressings are the new leggings, y’all.
God, I love her so much.
March 2, 2010 at 9:13 pm by Evil Beet
“We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.”
- Robert Pattinson finally admits that he’s totally dating Kristen Stewart in The Sun.
February 23, 2010 at 12:30 pm by Molls
Kristen Stewart won a the Orange Rising Star award at the BAFTA awards last night and her acceptance speech was… awkward. It’s not that I expect more from Kristen. She’s proven herself to be somewhat of a poor public speaker, but this she’s accepting an award and she hardly cracked a smile. I suppose we’re going to have to get used to a starlet who refuses to fake it for the cameras.
February 22, 2010 at 10:51 am by Molls
These do absolutely nothing for me, but I’m sure some of you Twilight freaks will be all hot and bothered by these Eclipse stills that have popped up on the Internet today. What’s the deal with these two again? They’re virgins? Do they bone in the book version of this movie? Should I be looking forward to a rash of vampire-obsessed pregnant teens in America within the next year or so?
February 14, 2010 at 12:41 pm by Molls
January 30, 2010 at 2:52 pm by Molls
“Put your p—- to the wood! F— your guitar!”
- Kristen Stewart tells reporters at Sundance Joan Jett’s advice to her on how to properly rock out in The Runaways.
Definitely– definitely–seeing this movie.