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28I Bet They Will Remember to Brood!!!

The 2009 We Don’t Give a Fuck Tour has extended itself into 2010!!! On Monday, Robert Pattinson showed up on the red carpet for the premiere of his film, Remember Me, and posed with co-star Emilie de Ravin. Emilie’s next movie should probably be called Remember to Take Your Skirt Out of Your Underwear After You Pee, because obviously that was a problem for her this time around. FASHION! Honestly, people.

Also there: Kristen Stewart! She’s not in the movie but she gets to go to the premiere because she’s having vaginal intercourse with Robert Pattinson. And you know what? SHE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK. About ANYTHING, much less this boring, self-indulgent movie premiere she has to attend. She is sooooo over all of this, and it’s important you know that, and you can tell because of how bored she looks. Ennui is the new black, and window dressings are the new leggings, y’all.

God, I love her so much.

March 2, 2010 at 9:13 pm by Evil Beet


“We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.”

- Robert Pattinson finally admits that he’s totally dating Kristen Stewart in The Sun.

February 23, 2010 at 12:30 pm by Molls

16Kristen Stewart Keeps it Real, I Guess?

Kristen Stewart won a the Orange Rising Star award at the BAFTA awards last night and her acceptance speech was… awkward. It’s not that I expect more from Kristen. She’s proven herself to be somewhat of a poor public speaker, but this she’s accepting an award and she hardly cracked a smile. I suppose we’re going to have to get used to a starlet who refuses to fake it for the cameras.

February 22, 2010 at 10:51 am by Molls
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36OMFG, Are They Gonna ‘Do It’?

These do absolutely nothing for me, but I’m sure some of you Twilight freaks will be all hot and bothered by these Eclipse stills that have popped up on the Internet today. What’s the deal with these two again? They’re virgins? Do they bone in the book version of this movie? Should I be looking forward to a rash of vampire-obsessed pregnant teens in America within the next year or so?

February 14, 2010 at 12:41 pm by Molls

45Really Good Job, Kristen

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning were promoting The Runaways all week at Sundance and if this press conference is any indication of how Kristen handled herself throughout the week, then I’m sure the publicists at River Road Entertainment want to kill her. Where this video picks up, we see Dakota describing what it was like to sing The Runaways’ songs and do them justice. Then Kristen takes the mic and… well, she sounds like an awkward moron. I can barely hear anything she says, except the word “whatever”, which she uses about one hundred times. The poor girl knows she can’t hack it either, and looks embarrassed and apologetic as Dakota confidently steps back to the mic, giggling at her co-star’s inability to deliver.
I actually don’t dislike Kristen Stewart at all. I think she’s a bit boring and she’s wayyyy out of her league when speaking next to a seasoned pro like Dakota, but in her words, “whatever”.

January 30, 2010 at 2:52 pm by Molls


“Put your p—- to the wood! F— your guitar!”

- Kristen Stewart tells reporters at Sundance Joan Jett’s advice to her on how to properly rock out in The Runaways.

Definitely– definitely–seeing this movie.

January 25, 2010 at 11:37 am by Molls