“She was 15, and I wasn’t allowed to grope her. I’m actually not kidding, there are major restrictions that I don’t remember from when I was younger.”
-Kristen Stewart, talking about her kissing scene with Dakota Fanning in The Runaways.
(Sorry for three Kristen Stewart posts in a row. I guess she’s just that fascinating.)
March 13, 2010 at 9:35 am by Molls
Oh, boy … I can’t wait to spend an entire hour with awkward pauses and incoherent mumbles in a live setting!
Stewart claims that although producers haven’t asked her to host, she’d still
beg anyway probably do it in a heartbeat, although she doesn’t think the majority of guest stars are all that funny and compares herself to them:
“I would love to say yes for sure, but that is really really scary. I am so critical of myself and then also of people who are on the show. It’s like, ‘Nope, you’re not funny—next!’”
I don’t hate Kristen Stewart — quite the contrary. I kind of think she’s super-cool. However … her “too cool for school” attitude has to give a little bit. It worked well for her for the first few months of her uber-spotlight shit show, but it’s starting to wear thin now. Smile a bit more, take a few classes on public speaking and then — then! — consider SNL. I think it’d be a pretty ill career move to do a live taping when you can’t even interview without chewing on the strings of your vintage-sixteen-days’-unwashed-hoodie strings.
Much love for you, girlfriend, but I don’t think you’re quite ripe for Betty White-caliber fame just yet.
March 12, 2010 at 7:44 am by Sarah
Meh. I’m not super excited about this. I don’t know what kind of spark I was hoping for with this flick, but I’m not seeing it in the trailer. That said, I think it was a smart choice of film for Dakota Fanning as she navigates the transition from child stardom to adult actress. She gets to play a drug-addicted sex symbol under the guise of it being a very important story. It’s not that she’s posing half-naked on beds and tables just so America won’t think of her as a little girl anymore — she’s doing it to capture the essence of a turning point in rock and in the way the music industry views women. Well-played, Dakota.
March 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm by Evil Beet
Meaning, of course, that they are somewhat awful. A track from the the Joan Jett biopic that the girls star in, The Runaways, has been released and doesn’t do much to make you want to see the movie. In fact, I’d say that this track makes me much less excited to check out the film. I wrongly assumed that they wouldn’t actually be singing much like they’re not actually playing instruments. Bummer.
March 5, 2010 at 8:30 am by Molls
The 2009 We Don’t Give a Fuck Tour has extended itself into 2010!!! On Monday, Robert Pattinson showed up on the red carpet for the premiere of his film, Remember Me, and posed with co-star Emilie de Ravin. Emilie’s next movie should probably be called Remember to Take Your Skirt Out of Your Underwear After You Pee, because obviously that was a problem for her this time around. FASHION! Honestly, people.
Also there: Kristen Stewart! She’s not in the movie but she gets to go to the premiere because she’s having vaginal intercourse with Robert Pattinson. And you know what? SHE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK. About ANYTHING, much less this boring, self-indulgent movie premiere she has to attend. She is sooooo over all of this, and it’s important you know that, and you can tell because of how bored she looks. Ennui is the new black, and window dressings are the new leggings, y’all.
God, I love her so much.
March 2, 2010 at 9:13 pm by Evil Beet
“We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.”
- Robert Pattinson finally admits that he’s totally dating Kristen Stewart in The Sun.