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Kristen Stewart Wants to Shave and Tattoo Her Head

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Kristen Stewart, the totally straight and not at all a lesbian actress who refuses to smile in pictures (LOVE YOU, KSTEW!), has made a revelation to the press: she wants to shave her head before she dies and get tattoos all over her bald ass scalp. Of course, she can’t really do that at the moment because she’s a very Serious Actor, but she plans to make her dreams come true one day before she dies.

From Into the Gloss:

If I wasn’t an actor, I would definitely do things to my hair. I would cut it more, I would dye it more. At some point I want to do a total boy cut, completely—not a pretty, girly version—like a straight up James Dean haircut. And then, I’m definitely going to shave my head before I die. I will definitely tattoo my head while it’s shaved before my hair grows back. I’m not sure which part, probably the bottom quadrant in the back. I don’t know what the tattoo would be, yet. Still thinking.

Fair enough, girl. I’ve always had a little bit of a thing for KStew, to be honest – I sorta think she’s a total babe when she’s not shoved into a dress and all of that haute couture shit. Her skinny jeans and Chucks look works for me. I like that she’s such a sourpuss and has that incredible ennui that hits you in your late teens/early 20s. She just doesn’t give a fuck, no matter what she’s doing, and I find that sort of enjoyable… at least for now. However, I don’t know that I would get behind a bald, scalp-tattooed KStew. Luckily, that’s not something we have to confront just yet. And anyway, do your thing, Kristen.

Here’s a little more on her fashion sense:

If you looked at pictures of me when I was 14 or 15, you couldn’t tell the difference between me and my brothers. I looked like a boy, fully. I really like extremes. I wear jeans and t-shirts and am a total tomboy, but at the same time, when I pull out all the stops [for an event], I want to fucking go for it, polarized in the other direction from my reality. Everything Balenciaga makes is beautiful; watching their runway shows is like watching a movie. But wearing it is not the easiest thing. It’s tough to integrate that type of thing into your life. But when you can do it—wear something unexpected, with your personal style—it’s incredibly badass.

Huh. Cool. Side note: what the hell is up with these pics? I know we’re not talking about Vogue here, but it looks like they were shot on one of those Walgreen’s disposable cameras. I suppose that makes them seem more “candid”.

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Kristen Stewart is the New Face of Chanel

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Kristen Stewart has somehow become somewhat of a “fashion darling” in that designers totally aren’t put off by her constant sourpuss face and actually think it works and is very, I dunno, haute couture or something. Chanel must’ve felt the same, because they’ve hired her to be the new face of the brand.

Karl Lagerfeld apparently hand-picked Stewart for his Métiers d’Art Paris-Dallas collection which is expected to launch in May 2014. In fact, Kristen actually showed up to Chanel’s Coco Chanel Métiers d’Art Fashion Show in Dallas on Tuesday night, when the news was announced. Well, this should be interesting.

Here’s what a “friend” of Stewart’s told Hollywood Life:

“Kristen is a huge fan of Mr. Lagerfeld and was honored to be invited to such an extraordinary fashion event. She loves his style and quirky sense of humor. He gets her and she loves him for that.”

And I bet she loves the massive paycheck the brand will be giving her. That sorta helps too, eh?

I will say that I think Kristen suits doing some modeling work. However, Chanel wouldn’t be even in the top ten design houses I’d have expected her to join up with. She’s more Rodarte, McQueen, something a bit edgier. Poor Coco, she’s probably rolling over in her grave.

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Kristen Stewart Spent 15 Minutes with a Middle Eastern Prince For $500,000

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I… don’t know how to feel about this. Apparently a Middle Eastern prince was willing to pay $500,000 to spend 15 minutes with Kristen Stewart. She had Harvey Weinstein broker the deal and the proceeds went to Hurricane Sandy relief, but… what?!

Apparently the unnamed prince paid the sum up front and the pair met up at Madison Square Garden, but what in the hell did he want 15 minutes with her for? What did they do during that 15 minutes? It all just seems very, very bizarre. I mean, good for Harvey Weinstein for being a pimp and raising $30 million for the relief efforts (via performances for his 12.12.12 documentary), but I’m just so weirded out by this.

I don’t mind KStew, but I think we all know she isn’t winning any Personality of the Year awards, which makes it all the more confusing that this guy wanted to spend 15 minutes with her. I would imagine 5 minutes with Kristen Stewart feels like an eternity. What could they have talked about? Going back to college? Before you all start saying she was basically a high-end escort, stop. Everyone else was already thinking it, I’m pretty sure.

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What Was The Biggest Event Of The Summer? VOTE!

MET GALA 2013 Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!

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Lady Gaga is back. Are you excited?
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Kristen Stewart Is Going to College!

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Kristen Stewart has been doing some soul searching since breaking up with Rob Pattinson for the final time, and what better place to learn more about yourself and the world around you than in university? That’s right – she’s going to college!

According to reports, KStew enrolled at University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) to do a degree in English Literature since she never got a chance to do so earlier in life because, you know, she was busy making movies and stuff. Who knows if she’ll get fed up after a year and then take a “leave of absence” (read: quit) like a lot of other stars do, but eh, whatever. She’s going to college, education is paramount, etc.

Oh, one more thing I forgot to add – she’s not actually GOING to college and attending classes on campus. She’s doing a correspondence course and will continue working on movies simultaneously. So there’s that.

Rob Pattinson Stopped By Kristen Stewart’s House Last Week

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Full disclosure, I do not care about the Kristen Stewart/Rob Pattinson drama at all. He’s nice, she’s whatever, he’s 27, she’s 23, he’s gotta move on. But apparently he went to her house last week, and stayed for a few hours. Who knows what went on. Maybe he just forgot some things last time he packed his sad truck and drove off into the Los Feliz sunset.

Here’s more from Us:

X17 posted exclusive photos of the 27-year-old Twilight hunk parking outside his former love’s house. Pattinson apparently attempted to keep a low profile by driving a white Durango with an out of state license plate. “Rob looked nervous on his way to visit Kristen,” the photographer told X17. “He was trying to be discreet so no one would see him.”

They broke up in May because she infamously cheated on him with her crappy Snow White film director. He is currently not dating Katy Perry, probably because she’s always farting around him.

Kristen Stewart’s Finally Embracing Her Butch Side


Sure, it’s for a movie role, but it’s good to see Kristen Stewart spending some quality time with her butch side. She’s currently in Los Angeles filming some indie drama called Camp X-Ray, in which she plays a female soldier who is abused by her fellow officers while stationed in Guantanamo Bay but then strikes up an “unlikely friendship” (plotline of every movie ever) with a prisoner. If this sounds like a storyline for the porn of your dreams, sorry to dash your hopes. This is a Very Serious Film with Big Statements to make.

Check out KStew in her sweet army uniform and also her time between shots, during which she puts on a pretty horrendous combination of clothing items (socks and sandals? Homegirl, no…) and drinks beer on a boat with her co-star Tara Holt. Better not let your new boyfriend see you like that, Kristen!