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It’s the Official Trailer for Snow White and the Huntsman!

So I did a lot of joking around leading up to the premiere of this trailer, but guys? After watching it? I think it actually looks pretty awesome. Plus, it’s being done by those who did Alice in Wonderland, and I thought that movie was pretty fab also, so I’m *probably* going to be tickled pink when this movie finally does come out. And I see it. Eventually.

Anyway, I guess the end result here is probably going to be +1 for Kristen Stewart. To those who said Stewart couldn’t act her way out of a bag? Pshaw. Apparently casting directors of Snow White and the Huntsman think otherwise, huh? Huh?

Are you all as pleasantly surprised as I am?

Quotables: Kristen Stewart’s Guide to Acting!

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“I’m not one of those actresses that maniacally prepare themselves for a role. On set, I do whatever I need to do, but day after the day. If I have to improvise, I improvise, if I have to learn my lines by heart, I do it. There are certain screenplays which are so beautiful, that they only need to be repeated as they are, without any changes. I live in the moment.”

- Kristen Stewart explains to Vogue Italia the intricacies of her acting style.

Now, I could be misinterpreting Kristen here, but it sounds to me like she just admitted that her “acting style” consists of not doing any work and sometimes learning her lines. And I don’t think that’s ok. I mean, I know that Kristen Stewart is a wildly popular actress (which, by the way, says nothing about her talent or, in this case, the lack thereof), but I got my B.A. in acting, and I know a whole lot of professional actors, and not a one of them would find that little tidbit acceptable*.

The moral of the story, Kristen, is that maybe you should consider taking a few acting classes. It’s too late for poor Bella Swan, but maybe some other deserving character could benefit from it.

*Professional theatre actors, you guys, I’m not trying to name drop or sound fancy.

Love It or Leave It: Kristen Stewart’s Weird Dress

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You know, I love Kristen Stewart. I really, really do. I’m not quite sure why, as she’s kind of bland and dry and looks like she’s in pain a lot of the time (I can imagine hanging out with her would be like hanging out with that one grandmother with all the bed sores who’s strung out on pain meds all the time and has nothing good to say about conditions in her assisted living facility), but I think she’s pretty awesome on the whole. I just get along with those crotchety-grandma types, I suppose.

This look, however? I am not – not – not loving this look. I know it’s supposed to be “haute couture” and what not, and it’s not supposed to be all cutesy and frilly and pink and “Kristen looks sooooo pretty!” but this? Eeyh. It looks like something even Lady Gaga would discard, and that’s truly the sign of a spoiled dress.

Image courtesy of Vogue Italia

Is Robert Pattinson Cheating on Kristen Stewart with Ashley Greene?

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I know, there are a lot of names up there in that headline that you might not care about or that you might actively loathe. But that’s not my problem. You’re going to hear about this rumor anyway.

You guys know about Ashley Greene, right? She’s that girl up there next to Robert Pattinson. She plays Alice, Edward’s psychic sister, in the Twilight movies, she had some nude pictures out a couple years back, and she’s also a general douche canoe. And you already know about Robert and Kristen Stewart. Now let me tell you about the love triangle!

Kristen and Rob are, of course, very much in love. But Kristen is busy filming cool new movies while Rob cavorts around with Ashley Greene to promote Breaking Dawn. The result? Rob has no choice but to sex up little Ashley Greene, or, to be specific, to sex her up so loud in their hotel that someone made a complaint to management. At least that’s the rumor.

What do you guys think? Check out that picture above one more time: does that look like a picture of two folks who also happen to be banging, or is Robert too devoted to Kristen for this?

Kristen Stewart Does Glamour UK, Says She Loves Everything British

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From Glamour UK, Kristen on her steamy Breaking Dawn sex scenes:

“On a particular level, it’s entirely true that it’s the most important scene in the whole movie, but obviously it goes without saying it’s been built up at this point to an insane degree… It’s funny, because in the book, you don’t see anything. It’s everyone’s imagination, so it’s entirely subjective. I hope it’s good! There are two big sex scenes in the two [final] films, and we did them fairly early. It was so weird, it didn’t even feel like we were doing a scene with a Twilight film. I was like, ‘Bella! What are you doing? Wow! What is happening here?!’ It was very surreal. We [originally] got rated R. The recut it.”

On getting in shape for her bikini debut:

“… When I was doing prep for Breaking Dawn, I suddenly realized, ‘This is SO not On The Road. People definitely want to see you looking trim.’ Usually we’re all making fun of Taylor Lautner for working out so often, and then suddenly me and Rob [Pattinson] were like, ‘Shit!’ and were running around the block while Taylor laughed at us.”

On whether she prefers Americans or Brits:

“Well, I’m kind of repulsed by jocks from anywhere, so I have to go with the [Brits].”

On her personal style:

‘There’s something about wearing jeans, trainers and a sloppy t-shirt everywhere you go that seems very southern California to me. I love choosing stuff to wear, and my publicist always calls and asks, ‘Do you wanna do something like [go to a fashion show?]‘ And, if I’m not busy, I’m definitely interested. I’m going to one thing [soon]… either Burberry or Mulberry, I’m not sure.’

Could this bitch be any more blasé-cool? I’m thinking “no.”

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Engaged?!

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I know, I was shocked too, but that’s the word on the street, that Rob and Kristen are on the fast track to marriage. And do you know when he’s supposedly thinking of proposing? Right when Breaking Dawn finally hits theatres in November! Oh, Rob, you ol’ charmer! Great publicity and a life partner?! Goodness gracious!

Really, I don’t think this is going to happen at all. Think about it, it took Kristen like three years to finally admit that they were dating, we’re not going to see some big red carpet proposal or anything. But wouldn’t it be neat if we did? If at the Breaking Dawn premiere, Robert got down on his knee and got super romantic, and after several beautiful moments of professing his love, he finally said those words: “will you marry me?” And Kristen was just like “yeah, whatever.” That’s exactly how it would go down.

All fantasies aside, do you think there could be any truth to this new rumor?

OMG, Kristen Stewart Called Robert Pattinson Her Boyfriend!

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Yeah, we know that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are madly in love. It’s been almost three years since the first rumors of a relationship, and ever since then, Kristen’s been real tight-lipped about it. But hey, not anymore, I guess.

Let’s check out what Kristen had to say after she mentioned to an interviewer that her boyfriend is English:

“I never would have said that if I knew you were going to be interviewing me,” she said. “Yeah, I know it is. So much of my life is so easily Googled. I mean, it’s like, ‘C’mon guys. It’s so obvious.”

She added, “But this subject, I don’t think you realize what a big deal it is for people. Well, it is a big deal. And right now, even me talking about it like this is a big deal. They would be, ‘Oh. My. God.’ There would also still be a 50/50 split. Some people would still be, ‘See, told you they’re not together.’”

Kristen went on to explain her rationale behind trying to keep her relationship with Rob private.

“I don’t worry about it at all,” she admitted. “It’s just one of those things. I’m selfish. I’m like, ‘That’s mine!’ And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It’s a funny little game to play and it’s a slippery slope. I always say to myself I’m never going to give anything away because there’s never any point or benefit for me.”

You know, I’m actually kind of starting to like Kristen Stewart, just a little. Of course, I still think she’s a horrible actress, but the way she’s been carrying herself lately? I think I can really get behind that.