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Kristen Stewart Did Not Sleep With Rupert Sanders

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No, because come on. There is no sleeping when it comes to car sex, duh.

From Radar Online:

Kristen Stewart told Robert Pattinson that she never actually slept with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, and this is the reason why the Twilight star was able to forgive the dalliance and get back together with her, is exclusively reporting.

“Kristen and Rupert both told their respective partners that they didn’t actually have sex,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “Kristen was absolutely steadfast that she only engaged in several make-out sessions with Rupert but never slept with him. Rob didn’t believe her in the beginning but as time wore on he accepted her explanation. Kristen has given Rob passwords to her voicemail and e-mail account to prove she has nothing to hide and will do anything to get his trust back.”

As previously reported, Robert, 26, and Kristen, 22, reunited a couple weeks ago for the first time since they’re shocking split after the revelation that Kristen cheated on Rob with Sanders.

“They are living together and have reconciled,” an insider told Us Weekly.

The couple took a nearly two month break after Kristen was photographed in compromising positions with Rupert and her affair was exposed.

Both Kristen and Rob ditched their $6 million Los Angeles home immediately after the scandal broke and although Us Weekly says they’re not where they used to be, the Twilight stars are on the path to reconciliation.

“There are still a lot of raw emotions there and time will tell if Rob and Kristen stay together. Rob and Kristen will be promoting the final Twilight movie and it will be very interesting to see what happens after that,” the source says.

So, OK. I’ve been rooting pretty hard for these two to get back together, now, for awhile, but putting my personal feelings aside about the couple, isn’t, like, cheating kind of … well, cheating? I mean, whether it’s sex vs. oral sex vs. kissing vs. making out, laying your hands on another person outside your relationship in an intimate way is cheating, is it not? So do we (I, you; whoever, you know) forgive cheating strictly based on its severity? Would YOU take your partner back if they had sex with another person? If they kissed another person? If that other person fondled their genitals—on top of the clothes, of course?

Love It or Leave It: Kristen Stewart’s Fashion Week Look

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I just can’t stop admiring this girl‘s look, guys, I’m sorry. Yeah, she often looks unwashed and reeking of stale cigarettes and red bull (though it’s definitely a different kind of smoke-and-Red Bull musk than what I’d imagine Lindsay Lohan‘s carrying around, because when you mix Red Bull and cigarettes and the smell of STDs, it’s a different-colored horse entirely), but she’s still so, so pretty. I don’t get how anyone could think she’s *not* so, so pretty. Want to hate on her acting? OK. I can understand it. I get it. I don’t necessarily agree with it, but I can respect your beliefs that Kristen Stewart’s acting is cardboard and contrived. Want to hate on her personality? I can get that, too. You don’t like cheaters, and you don’t like people who have high opinions of themselves, and you don’t like people who are poor public speakers. Fine. But that face? How can you not think that it’s just such a classically beautiful face?

The outfit, you have free rein to trash, because ugh. Flowered stretch pants and boots just take me right back to sixth grade. And guys, I was in the sixth grade in 1994.

Yeah, Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Are Definitely Back Together

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We’re not going to get an official statement about this, and we’re probably not even going to get pictures for a good long while, so I’m just going to go ahead and confirm it and be done with it: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are definitely, completely, for sure back together in a romantic relationship. Done.

We first heard the news from a sort of sketchy tabloid, but then news of a meeting was in People, and then we heard the story from Us Weekly about how the two had moved back in together. But now we have a story from People, which is basically gospel in the world of celebrity gossip, that they’re definitely hanging out again. And you know what “hanging out” leads to*.

From People:

Despite a cheating scandal that almost destroyed their relationship, Kristen Stewartand Robert Pattinson have been spending more and more time together.

When Stewart, 22, and Pattinson, 26, met up in Los Angeles over the weekend of Sept. 15, speculation grew that the Breaking Dawnstars would rekindle their love.

Since then, the couple have continued to meet up, spending time together at a friend’s guest house in the Los Feliz neighborhood of Los Angeles.

“Rob was completely heartbroken and was saying there was no way he could ever forgive her,” a source told PEOPLE recently. “But not speaking to someone that you thought was your end all, be all, is clearly harder than he expected.”

Pattinson’s friends want him to move on because “they don’t want to see him hurt again,” the source added. “But it’s easier said than done.”

Meanwhile, a different source says that the actor’s pals “keep telling him he needs some time and space, but they all think they will be a couple again, maybe as soon as they are together for the Twilight promos.”

At least for the moment, the couple seem to be taking a few days apart. The On the Road actress arrived in Paris solo on Wednesday for Paris Fashion Week. Stewart, a spokeswoman for Balenciaga, is expected to attend the fashion house’s show on Thursday.

Whatever, kids. Go nuts. If it doesn’t end well, then at least you can say you tried. Ugh.

*Armpit licking.