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2Love It or Leave It: Kristen Stewart’s Grungy Look

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How is it possible that someone so dirty-looking can be so hot at the same time? If I’ve told you guys once, I’ve told you a dozen times, with just minor variations: Kristen Stewart looks like she smells like stale smoke, oily scalp, and maybe leftover soft-shell crab (I don’t know about that last one; maybe she has a shellfish allergy, who knows). But for whatever reason, I’m always completely drawn in to whatever she’s doing in the photos that I find. She said in a recent interview that she “repels” people, but I don’t know. I don’t think so:

“I don’t say ‘I’m not magnetic’ to try and sound self-deprecating. I’m just not. I’m pretty good at…” Repelling people? “yeah. Though I actually love people. I would like to meet more people. I know no one.”

Girl, I’m not one bit repelled. I’m actually pretty satisfied with who you really seem to be, and if I were, like, a Hollywood actress or a famous musician or something, you’re definitely someone that I’d seek out in friendship, and not because your boyfriend is way hot (because one, I just don’t get down like that, and two, he looks like he smells just like you, but add about three weeks’ worth of shower avoidance and—you guessed it—I just don’t get down like that), either.

Check out Kristen working her best “repelling” thing in the gallery.

May 7, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
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0I’m Still Too Excited for Snow White and the Huntsman

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I don’t know if it’s just me and the movies I choose to go see, but it seems like every single time I go to the movies I see the trailer for Snow White and the Huntsman. I saw it both times I went to see The Hunger Games, and I saw it yesterday when I saw Titanic (which was amazing, by the way. We were alone in the theater, so my boyfriend and I reached up to grab Kate Winslet‘s 3D boobs, and I didn’t have to try to be quiet when I sobbed through the last hour of the movie). I’m not complaining at all, except … ok, I am complaining about one thing. I am already far too excited about this movie, and seeing the same trailer over and over again does nothing but to make the wait even more upsetting.

But listen, we’ve just got 30 days until this movie comes out. Or, if you’re like me, more like 34 or 35 days, because I don’t like dealing with crowds and I like to go to the movies during the day. We can totally make it. Unless none of you are excited about this film. Then man, don’t I feel like a dunce?

To hold us (me?) over, here are some fancy character posters to look at! You can see Charlize Theron up there, and here’s Kristen Stewart:

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Not to be super catty or anything, but that poster right there is the first time that I ever thought that Kristen Stewart could match Charlize Theron in the beauty department. I was always like “I thought the queen wanted to kill Snow White because she’s prettier than her, not because she’s some lip-biting hipster.” And I know, I know, Kristen is a beautiful girl in her own right, but … Charlize Theron. Come on.

And here’s a bonus for us all: it’s a new spot for the movie! Check it out, and see if you can figure out what’s so incredibly awesome about it.

That’s a Florence and the Machine song, that’s the incredibly awesome part. Oh, and also Kristen Stewart gives a full out smile. This movie is magic!

May 2, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Emily

3Kristen Stewart Named “World’s Best Dressed Woman”

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And look, there’s the world’s best dressed woman right there, wearing what looks to be a Baltimore Orioles cap and a belly shirt that says “White Trash.” The world of fashion has set such incredibly high standards.

But really, Glamour somehow decided that Kristen Stewart is the best dressed woman in the whole entire world. Emma Watson came in second, and Victoria Beckham was third on the list. Other fashionable ladies include Florence of Florence and the Machine, Michelle Williams, and Blake Lively.

What I want to know is how Glamour came up with this list. I’m sure they didn’t count what Kristen wears when she’s not working, but looking solely at her red carpet appearances, I still don’t get it. I can’t remember anyone looking at what Kristen wore to the Kids Choice Awards or whatever and saying “wow, she looks absolutely stunning.” I’m not saying that I hate everything she’s ever worn, because I definitely don’t, but my reaction is always “oh, that’s nice” or “that’s adequate.” I don’t understand how she beat out all these other women for this title, especially when Emma Watson has been looking so awesome lately.

I went ahead and made a little gallery for you guys to check out. They’re pictures of Kristen from the past year at various award shows and premieres and such. Let me know if I’m missing out what makes her the best dressed woman in the world, ok? Because she’s just not cutting it for me.

Oh, wait, I just saw that Glamour listed Rihanna as number 10, so this list is clearly nonsense. You can go ahead and look through those pictures though!

April 30, 2012 at 9:30 am by Emily
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7Kristen Stewart Does An Interview That Doesn’t Make Me Want to Vomit

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It’s really too bad that I can’t say the same for that cover though. Don’t get me wrong, Kristen Stewart is a pretty girl, but that hair. Ugh.

But now let’s get to the real story, which is Kristen’s interview with Elle. It’s remarkable because the vast majority of the time, the words that come out of this girl’s mouth make me want to die. On more than one occasion, I’ve been reading an interview of hers and gotten to the point where I just said “oh my God, shut up” loud enough for my boyfriend to be like “I didn’t say anything.” She usually just makes me want to roll my eyes for the rest of my life, but in this interview, I’m a little more “meh” to “right on, sister!”

From Elle via Celebitchy:

Kristen on what she loves: “I f–king love everything about [acting]. I love movies, I love what they do. I am just so fuelled by it like nothing else in my life.”

Robert Pattinson on Kristen’s work ethic: Pattinson seems sweetly in awe of Kristen’s professional drive, saying “She is very focused on being an actress. I mean, that’s what she is… she’s an actress, whereas I just don’t really know.”

Kristen on Snow White and the Huntsman: “It’s a war movie and an identity crisis movie. Basically, she goes to jail when she’s seven and gets out when she’s 18. She’s so stunted that she’s essentially a child, even though she’s already a woman. When she comes out she’s got to save people, but she hasn’t experienced anything like they have. She’s very isolated. She has all these feelings and doesn’t really know why yet, and I can relate to that.”

Kristen on being a role model: “I don’t apply it to the choices I make. I feel like a role model is not necessarily somebody you want to imitate, just someone you admire. I look at characters I play and think, ‘F–k, I would like to be like that.’ [Like Joan Jett], exactly. It makes sense to me why other don’t just look at that person, they look at me. Anyone who happens to choose to look up to me, it’s like, ‘But I’m literally YOU. I’m looking up to the characters you’re admiring me for choosing.’”

Fashion choices and bullying: “It’s weird, at school I was torn apart for not wearing a certain brand of jeans. It nearly killed me. I was so embarrassed and so insecure, but I knew I could never put them on. I would look ridiculous.”

Kristen on her previous comments that “her teachers failed her”: Her clear eyes roll. “When I said they literally failed me, I meant that they literally failed me. As in, I got Fs!”

Being criticized, being misrepresented: “You grow calluses. I don’t say ‘I’m not magnetic’ to try and sound self-deprecating. I’m just not. I’m pretty good at…” Repelling people? “yeah. Though I actually love people. I would like to meet more people. I know no one.”

Her style: Her natural style is “not experimental,” she admits, “I just wear very functional clothes. When I’m in London I feel so dressed down and young and Californian. Even if I try to look nice when I go out for dinner, I just don’t have a thing. I will always wear no socks and be like, ‘F–k, it’s freezing, what am I doing?”

See what I mean, fellow Kristen Stewart eye-rollers? She’s getting better, isn’t she?

April 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm by Emily
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2Kristen Stewart and Garrett Hedlund Are So Hot in Jalouse

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You remember how Kristen Stewart’s doing that ‘On the Road‘ movie, right? Well, she sat down with the magazine to whom Megan Fox told its interviewers that she hated being pretty, but she sure as hell didn’t want to be ugly and … well, you know. All that business. But we’re not here to talk about stupid pregnant Megan Fox, we’re here to talk about Kristen Stewart and Garrett Hedlund, who is hot hot hot and yes, I missed that boat but now I’m on it, guys. I’m on it.

Here’s Kristen on her role in ‘On The Road’:

“We felt great love for our characters, and we wanted people to love them as much as we did.”

On shooting the sequences:

“We knew so many little details about the characters, their lives, that we had aid in playing the difficult scenes. They were with us.”

Kristen on her character, LuAnne Henderson:

“I could listen to hours of recordings as LuAnne Henderson speaks of this period, her voice lights up as she recounts how she danced.”

Kristen on shooting ‘On The Road’ the same time as ‘The Twilight Saga’:

“It was hard, I felt [as if] I was back at school.”

And then Garrett on his character in ‘On The Road’:

“I wish I could be as excited as these guys were. I would love to be like this every day.”

These two are just so hot. I could give a crap less about the contrived, half-assed interview, I’m just rapt by the pictures. SO HOT.

April 27, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah

4Quotables: What’s Kristen Stewart Trying to Say?

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“It is fairly common to have your story as a woman, even if you’re the protagonist, facilitated by all of the male characters. It’s so rare to have a female lead character being so proactive. She pushes her own story forward, rather then being affected by all of the outside elements. Hopefully we do that, I’m really proud to be a part of something like that. It’s always food for women to feel empowered.”

- Kristen Stewart talking about her role in Snow White and the Huntsman and definitely not anything at all about her role in Twilight.

This quote is neat because everyone is going crazy, saying that Kristen is slamming Twilight and being just generally bratty. Obviously she didn’t mention the Twilight franchise specifically, but it’s hard to imagine that she wasn’t referring to it at all, isn’t it? It’s way too fitting, because in Twilight Kristen’s character, the protagonist, is definitely facilitated by male characters and definitely does not push the story forward. Everything that happens in the books happens because of what some vampires or some werewolves do. Well, except the whole baby thing. Bella did push that story forward by begging for sex over and over. Yay, female empowerment!

So we’re going to go ahead and discuss this with the assumption that Kristen Stewart was referring to Twilight, because I think she’s too smart to miss all those parallels, all right?

What do we think?

On one hand, I have to applaud Kristen for this. You know I love Twilight, but there are people who take it so, so seriously, and that’s worrisome. Here’s an example why: the entire second book is about Edward leaving Bella and how she cannot function at all without him. There’s a section where entire pages just have the name of a month on them, indicating that she did or thought absolutely nothing for several months because he left. She ends up jumping off a cliff just so she can imagine him worrying about her. Really, that’s what happens. Some people read that and think that it’s a reasonable reaction, and that’s insane. We definitely need more stories where female protagonists have their own things going on, who are concerned with things other than boys (hey, Hunger Games!).

On the other hand, Kristen did choose to star in the Twilight movies, and she knew what they were all about. So where was this kind of attitude when she was making tons and tons of money playing one of the worst damsels in distress we’ve ever seen?

What do you guys think?

April 17, 2012 at 10:30 am by Emily
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