4Robert Pattinson May Have Had a Fling With a Model After KStew’s Affair

Some broke ass “model” (aka some small town transplant who put together a portfolio with her trust fund money) has come forward claiming that RPattz banged her for weeks on end after Kristen Stewart stomped all over his sensitive heart by getting head (sorry, “engaging in oral sex”) in the front seat of a car from Snow White and The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders late last year.

From Hollywood Life:

During a night out at a private LA club, Rob, 26, got friendly with a gorgeous staffer and invited her to meet him at an after-party in the Hollywood Hills. The part-time model took him up on his offer, and she reveals exclusively to HollywoodLife.com that it was one of the best nights of her life!

“I hooked-up with Rob twice last summer and I’d give him a 10 for sure,” the girl, who wished to remain unidentified, told us. “He’s a great kisser and really sweet, but he still totally knows how to take charge. We were drinking a lot both times but he had no problems in the bedroom, we stayed up almost all night the first time.

“He was smoking and since I don’t smoke he was really self conscious about his breath and he kept running to the bathroom to use the mouthwash. I told him it was totally fine but it was still nice that he cared so much. We both knew it was never going to be anything serious but Rob never made me feel cheap. The whole thing was as good as you’d imagine. I’d love to see him again.”

Okay, first of all, this girl needs to get a life. Rob is emo to the core and probably pulled his curtains closed, played the guitar in the dark and fell asleep crying in front of a half-eaten pizza and a Titanic DVD, so I doubt this actually happened. If it did, whatever, but it seems pointless. I have no patience for cheating (Kristen really f-cked up there), and revenge cheating is even worse. How about everyone just, you know, stays faithful to their partners and if they feel like they can’t anymore, they break up? Dear me.

February 7, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer

0Is Kristen Stewart Worried About Getting Dumped?

From Us Weekly:

Kristen Stewart is fuming with Robert Pattinson for not giving her enough attention while he’s Down Under filming, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. The On the Road actress has been missing Robert, 26, since he flew to Australia to shoot futuristic western The Rover, and because of the time difference the pair has hardly spoken to each other.

Kristen, 22, feels Robert’s neglecting her, according to the source, and has told him she wants him to check-in more often!

“With Robert out the country, a thousand miles away working in Australia, Kristen has been missing him badly,” the source reveals. “The time difference is 18-and-a-half hours between Los Angeles and Adelaide, where Robert is, so it’s proving a difficulty for them to speak to each other regularly and easily. Robert is often starting his working day when Kristen is busy, and vice versa. And he’s not the best at sending texts, or keeping in touch in the first place.”

“Kristen is angry with him because she thinks he’s not giving her enough attention – it’s absolutely killing her. So, she’s told him off and said she wants more messages, updates…. Anything…. so she doesn’t feel forgotten about!”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kristen has also been getting frustrated with Robert for his reluctance to fully forgive her and re-commit to their relationship following her cheating scandal. Robert has been playing hard to get since rekindling their romance, and the actress is starting to get annoyed because she feels that she’s been putting in all the effort to make it work out between them.

“Rob and Kristen are at a crossroads right now as to whether he finally accepts they are back together or not,” a source previously told Radar.

Wait, why are we even considering this? I thought we collectively decided that Kristen and Rob‘s relationship was solely for the ‘Twilight’ franchise, and that both of these people had gone their respective ways awhile ago. I thought that we were done speculating over these two and their true sexual orientations, but I guess not, huh?

On the flip side, Kristen is looking pretty stressed out these days, so if it isn’t something to do with Robert Pattinson and their “relationship,” then I’m willing to bet it’s got something to do with Rupert Sanders. Now that he’s, you know, officially back on the market again.

January 31, 2013 at 11:30 am by Sarah

6Kristen Stewart Hates Everybody

From the National Enquirer:

Kristen Stewart has explod­ed in a jealous rage at rival actresses Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lawrence, as well as singer Katy Perry, sources told The ENQUIRER.

Now, a worried friend fears the “Twilight” sexpot is “losing her grip on reality.”

The 22-year-old troubled star is said to be having a confidence crisis.

And she has been telling pals she fears her career in Hollywood may be set to nosedive following last year’s cheating scandal when she got in­volved with married “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders.

“Kristen’s feeling very sorry for her­self,” a friend told The ENQUIRER. “With the awards season underway, it’s hit her just how much her leading lady status has plummeted.

“Seeing Jennifer Lawrence be­ing worshipped on the red carpet, winning a Golden Globe and getting nominated for Oscars has really got­ten to her. She’s come out of nowhere and is getting the adulation that Kris­ten used to dream about.”

The “Hunger Games” actress, 22, who won a best comedy actress Golden Globe for her role in “Silver Linings Playbook,” is not the only ri­val to incur the wrath of the shamed star.

Even America’s sweetheart, Jen­nifer Aniston, 43, is in K-Stew’s line of fire. “Kristen’s always been a big fan of Aniston’s deadly rival Ange­lina Jolie and has never really rated Jen as an actress,” revealed another source. “She can’t understand why Jen manages to hog the headlines every time with very little effort.

“She’s not that talented as an ac­tress, nor is she the most beautiful. Kristen believes if it wasn’t for her bitter rivalry with Angelina, Jen would NOT be this fa­mous these days at all.”

Despite reassurances from boy­friend Robert Pattinson, Kristen is terrified her movie headlining days could be numbered. “She knew there would be a backlash from her cheat­ing scandal, but the scripts have definitely slowed down in landing on her doorstep,” said the insider.

The actress also hit the roof when “Men’s Health” magazine recently released its “Hottest Women of 2013” list and placed Jennifer Law­rence fourth while Kristen came in at No. 89. The poll was topped by singer Katy Perry.

“Kristen couldn’t believe that Katy Perry was No. 1 on that list,” said the insider. “She’s known Katy for years and doesn’t think she looks that hot, especially without her makeup.

“Kristen’s in a really dark place at the moment and Rob is worried about her.”

Now, obviously this isn’t 100% true. Kristen Stewart can’t possibly have this many feelings in general, let alone this many feelings about all these other famous ladies. It’s just not plausible. Personally, I think she sits at home, smokes weed, and looks at her feet. Just that, all day long. She might have enough emotion to giggle or something at a cartoon, but she doesn’t have enough to despise, like, three people. Let’s be realistic here.

January 28, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Emily

10You Feeling OK, Kristen Stewart?

This might surprise you, but that photo of Kristen right there? That’s in a magazine. W magazine, even, so you know it’s legit. Someone, or probably even a team of people, styled Kristen Stewart like this, a professional photographer took this photo, and a team of people agreed to publish it in a magazine. Isn’t that weird?

Here’s another one:

Really, she just looks ill, or maybe drug addicted. I know she doesn’t like to wash her hair, but she kind of looks dead inside. Or really, really tired. Or maybe like she’s about to vomit for the fourth time in an hour and she’s just completely over it. Like someone convinced her to crawl from the bathroom floor and all the way to that chair, and she’s like “do I look pretty?” Whatever it is, it’s just not great. And it makes me want to make her a cup of tea. While she takes a bath.

January 19, 2013 at 10:00 am by Emily

9But Did You and Kristen Stewart Break Up, Robert Pattinson?

From the Sun:

The Twilight couple’s four-year relationship first hit a rocky patch in July when Kristen, 22, had an affair with married 42-year-old film director Rupert Sanders. They reunited in September and attended November’s premieres of final vampire film Breaking Dawn, Part 2. But R-Patz called it off again after a difficult festive period together.

The heartbroken Brit, 26, broke the news to his ex at the weekend, telling her they would be better off as friends.

A source said: “She flew to LA and was supposed to be Rob’s date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight. Kristen’s upset but understands. She shouldn’t have pushed him to reconcile after her infidelity. She’s hoping he’ll come round and time will be a great healer.”

Rob’s friends and family in London had given him a hard time about taking back the stunning actress — who is one of Hollywood’s biggest earners. The source added: “He was getting so much pressure to ditch her. His friends told him to focus on his career and said she was wrecking his chances.”

R-Patz is planning to stay in his LA home while Kristen is moving to New York to make a fresh start. An insider said: “She feels people leave her alone there and she has a bit more peace.”

Could I see this? Absolutely. Because I, like some of you, am starting to believe that the whole Robsten relationship thing was purely a publicity stunt for the ‘Twilight‘ franchise, and moreover, Robert Pattinson just might be gay. He just might be gay like George Clooney just might be gay, and now he’s going to have to spend the rest of his life in sad solitude, while utilizing hotter and hotter beards as the years go by.

Such is the life, I guess.

January 16, 2013 at 10:30 am by Sarah

10Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Have Healthy Sex Lives, Huh?

From Hollywood Life:

Kristen Stewart wants to please Robert Pattinson! The Twilight stars are reportedly totally freaky now that they’re back together and they don’t hold back in the bedroom. A new report from Star claims that Rob and Kristen enjoy buying blindfolds, feathers and handcuffs to use in the bedroom.

Emotions were running high when Kristen cheated on Rob with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. But now that these two have worked things out, Kristen is doing everything she can to “please” Rob, according to this new report.

The report claims they have having sex up to seven times a day.

“They have a very active sex life,” a source tells the magazine. “And like handcuffs, blindfolds, and feathers.” The source goes on to claim that they “regularly” buy dvd’s, costumes and props at The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood.

Well, well, well. Kristen Stewart has a real, live libido—who knew? And sex DVDs and costumes and props? Hell’s bells. Robert Pattinson‘s got himself a regular minx on his hands, doesn’t he? But I’m sure he already knew that, didn’t he. Or, at the very least, Rupert Sanders does. Ahem, I mean “did.”

Oh to be a fly on the wall of that room.

January 10, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Sarah