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So Robert Pattinson’s Going to do an Interview Next Week

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But unfortunately, it’s not what you think it’s for—it’s for Cosmopolis, his new movie, and not to publicly bash Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders for being cheating, sneaky, self-serving bastards bent on wrecking relationships for days. No, I’m sure no one on Good Morning America (where his appearance is scheduled for the fifteenth) is going to bother asking Rob what’s happening with the two, because Cosmopolis is just that good, I’m hearing. From Us Weekly:

Ready or not, R-Patz is coming out of hiding next week. In seclusion since learning of love Kristen Stewart’s fling with Rupert Sanders, Robert Pattinson will kickstart promotions for his new film, Cosmopolis — including a live TV interview on Good Morning America next Wednesday, August 15, a rep for the film confirms to Us Weekly.

The British star is also expected to hit the red carpet in NYC two nights earlier.

Pattinson has been enjoying some R&R at the $7 million, 7-acre ranch in Ojai, Calif. lent to him by pal Reese Witherspoon. Over the weekend, he was spotted having “a few drinks and laughs” at a local country-western bar, Deer Lodge.

“Rob’s a total mess, trying to figure out why Kristen did this,” a source told Us Weekly.

Back in late May — about a month and a half before she and Sanders, 41, were photographed making out in L.A. — Stewart had nothing but praise for Pattinson’s performance in Cosmopolis.

“He’s so good in it!” she told MTV News of the edgy, harrowing film, directed by David Cronenberg and based on Don Delillo’s novel. “He’s really, really [good]. I don’t even know how he [did it]. I couldn’t even understand it. It’s so good, it’s so cool and I’m so proud of him.”

I wonder if GMA is even allowed to ask certain questions. Because honestly, it’s not like Cosmopolis is supposed to be this earth-rending, mind-blowing movie that’s going to win Rob an Oscar or anything, and if I can be quite frank, the only reason he’s probably scheduled on GMA because of this busted-ass relationship thing, and not—not—because his new movie’s supposed to be the bees’ knees. Don’t get me wrong; I’m sure it’s going to be pretty good. But I think people are far more interested in what’s going on in his personal life right now, than that of what’s going on in a movie that he finished filming, like, two years ago or something.

Jodie Foster Has Kristen Stewart’s Back

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Do you remember that movie Panic Room? It was that movie – and this thorough synopsis is purely from memory, by the way – about the woman and her daughter who moved into this new house that had a panic room, and they were both like “huh?” but then some dudes tried to break in and they were both like “f-ck yeah, panic room!” The woman, of course, was Jodie Foster, but that daughter was a little bitty baby Kristen Stewart! And even though that movie was filmed about ten years ago, Jodie and Kristen are still tight. Tight enough for Jodie to lend Kristen a shoulder to cry on in these trying times.

Here’s some information about that tender relationship:

A source said: “As soon as she heard the news, Jodie contacted Kristen to offer her support. They have been close friends since they starred opposite each other in the 2002 movie ‘Panic Room’, and Jodie is a mother-like figure to her.

“Jodie told Kristen to take no notice of the media bashing and said if she wanted to cry her heart out to her she’s always available. Jodie loved Rob and is disappointed with Kristen for cheating on him. However, she knows at 22, she’s still very young and unfortunately people make mistakes in life. She thinks Kristen will learn from this and will only grow into a more mature person because of it.”

Ok, I think it’s time to have some Real Talk about this whole thing, don’t you? All jokes and snark aside, let’s just get Real for a minute. We can even do it in convenient bullet points.

- Yes, Kristen is just 22, but that’s definitely old enough to know better.  At 22, you have the mental ability to realize that cheating on your longtime boyfriend with a married man isn’t a nice thing to do.  Let’s not go down that route of “poor little Kristen Stewart just didn’t know what she was doing was wrong, bless her heart,” because not only is it incorrect, but it’s insulting.

- And yes, everyone does make mistakes. Last night I left the back door unlocked. A few days ago, I said something rude to my boyfriend because I was tired and irritable. Sometimes I make plans with someone because I forgot that I’d already made plans with someone else. Those are mistakes. Making a conscious decision to do something that you know will deeply hurt multiple people isn’t something that you just shrug off because “oh, everyone makes mistakes.” That’s bigger than that.

- Kristen made a really stupid choice, and I can’t understand how she’s able to do that to someone she loves, and yeah, I think it was a bitch move. But that doesn’t mean that Kristen Stewart is the worst person in the world. She’s not even the worst celebrity in the world. She did a really shitty thing that a lot of people do, that’s all.

- Of course Rupert Sanders deserves more blame than he’s getting. He’s a 40-year-old married man with children, and he’s also a director who had an affair with one of his actresses. It’s not that the world thinks Kristen Stewart deserves more blame, it’s that she’s Kristen Stewart. Who do you think people want to hear about more, some dude that directed a movie once or Bella Swan?

- Robert Pattinson is a beautiful, perfect angel who doesn’t deserve any of this.

Now let’s discuss!

What Have Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders Been Doing Lately?

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If this were any other weekend and you asked me what I thought Kristen Stewart was doing right at this moment, I would have said, without hesitation, “smoking weed and not giving a f-ck.” And then, if you asked me what Rupert Sanders was doing right at this moment, I would have said, without hesitation, “who?”

But, as we all know, this isn’t any other weekend. No, now our lives have been separated into two chapters, divided by that fateful day a week and a half ago. Now, I’d say that Kristen and Rupert both are swimming in a dark pit of sin and hopelessness. And I’d pretty much be right.

Here’s what Rupert has been up to lately:

Sanders’s wife of seven years, Liberty Ross, was “devastated,” a source tells PEOPLE of the model-turned-actress, who played Stewart’s mother in the hit film.

“They seemed like a perfectly happy family,” the source says of Ross and Sanders, who have two children. “This was devastating for her.”

Though Sanders, 44, was recently spotted out wearing his wedding ring, that is no indication that Ross has forgiven her husband.

In fact, another source tells PEOPLE that the couple have not seen each other since Sanders told Ross about cheating with Stewart, 22.

“She’s been focused just on her kids through this,” the source says. “It’s what she cares about the most.”

However, the shock of the scandal is apparently fading. “Now she’s really feeling strong and looks forward to resuming her life,” the source says.

But that doesn’t mean a reconciliation is in the works. According to the source, nothing has been decided.

But what about Kristen?

Kristen Stewart has been staying with producer Giovanni Agnelli ever since fleeing the home she shared with Rob Pattinson, RadarOnline.comis exclusively reporting.

He has offered the actress the run of his home, in the trendy Sunset Plaza area, until she feels able to head out and face the public again under the harsh glare of her cheating scandal.

“Kristen is acting like a heartbroken teenager,” a source exclusively. “She is crying her eyes out non-stop and does not want to communicate with anyone. She is beyond mortified and humiliated and she is also broken hearted. She says she truly loved Rob. She says he was her soul mate, but she blew it and now she is scared that she has lost him forever. She is pretty much inconsolable.

“Kristen hasn’t showered or changed or washed her hair in several days,” the insider reveals. “She is laying around in her T-shirt and shorts and eating ice cream. She really wants to believe that she can win back Rob, but I think deep down she knows that isn’t the case.”

We’ve all been there, girl. There’s no shame in avoiding cleanliness in favor of ice cream.

Here’s a sadly true story: last week, my boyfriend and I were out getting snow cones, and the radio at the snow cone hut was playing Delilah – you know Delilah, that delightful woman who gives relationship advice to callers and then plays appropriate soft rock – and a woman called and told Delilah that her husband had cheated on her, and she didn’t know if she could forgive him. And Delilah told her that just because her husband had sex with another woman doesn’t mean that he doesn’t love her, and she shouldn’t throw away all they had because of one little mistake. And I looked at my boyfriend and said “bullshit.” Not because we were about to have some meaningful discussion about our own feelings, but because “I mean, if Kristen Stewart had really loved Robert Pattinson, she wouldn’t have gone behind his back and planned a whole affair, especially when she knew just how much this would hurt him, and he shouldn’t have to forgive someone for knowingly hurting him that badly.” And I think it goes without saying that the 40-year-old man with a wife and kids should have known better.

Feelings, you guys. So many feelings.

Will Ferrell is Really, Really Upset Over Kristen Stewart’s Cheating, Too

Here’s a transcript if you can’t view the video or listen to the sound, which is unfortunate, because Will’s inflection is pretty much the whole thing:

“Well, I don’t know if you follow the news at all, but there this … actress. Uh. Kristen Stewart, OK? And, um, she goes by K Stew, and um, she had a boyfriend, right? Robert Pattinson, and he’s R Pattz, and … and she cheated on him. And um … and they’re broken up and they’re not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan, and you don’t even know what they had. They were … they were in love, and she just threw it all away. And I just don’t know if there was anything I could have done to prevent it, and … And I just don’t know what it means for the Twilight franchise, I just don’t know. IT’S NOT GONNA BE FINE EVER. NEVER GONNA BE FINE. WHAT THEY HAD WAS SO SPECIAL, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. You would never know. [You've never been in love]. Not like them. NOT LIKE THEM. She is a trampire. That’s what she is. She’s a trampire.”

Of course, Will was joking around about the entire thing (I think) on Conan O’Brien’s show earlier in the week, but his impersonation (?) of those upset about the whole Kristen Stewart-Robert Pattinson thing is pretty much spot-on when it comes to those both upset and dealing with the fall-out. I’d say it’s kind of how I feel, I think maybe, if it didn’t make me look like a complete tool, you know? But “trampire”? I dunno, guys. That’s going a bit far, huh?

REPORT: How Robert Pattinson is Actually Doing

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“[Robert is] heartbroken and angry, and sources tell the magazine that he’s been drinking and relying on friends to deal with the pain,” says PEOPLE reporter Carlos Greer.

Stewart is also having a difficult time facing the repercussions of her affair, adds Greer.

“[Kristen is] remorseful,” he says. “She’s beating herself up over this.”

As well she should be. There’s all sorts of things that have been f-cked up because of her stupid “momentary indiscretion” that shouldn’t have happened to begin with. Sources are saying that Kristen is not welcome at Rob‘s upcoming premiere for Cosmopolis, though the promo tours for Breaking Dawn Part 2 haven’t been delayed.

As for the Cosmopolis premiere, added security has even been put in place to stop Kristen from approaching Rob. From Radar Online:

Security staff have been told to keep K-Stew, 22, away from the red carpet and after party for the Cosmopolis premiere on August 13, in fear she may use it as an excuse to speak with R-Pattz in person.

“Despite the fact Robert and Kristen have been communicating by cell phone, she will not be at the Cosmopolis New York premiere,” a source said.

“Security was briefed and they were told that Kristen is not allowed anywhere near the red carpet or the after party.

“The decision was made because Robert just doesn’t want to see her. There were fears that she could use it as a chance to talk to him in person and that sort of drama is not wanted at the premiere.

The BD promo tour is still set to schedule, and a rep for Summit Entertainment says:

“While it is studio policy not to comment of the personal lives of actors, Summit is moving full steam ahead and looking forward to this November’s opening of ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2.’ We are confident that the film delivers amazing entertainment for our passionate fans and general audience alike.”

Well that’s good. But I’m not going to lie—I can’t wait to see how the premieres and the red carpet events play out. I mean, are Robert and Kristen going to be forced to make nice for the sake of everyone involved? And isn’t that just going to be damn awkward? Or do you think it’ll give the estranged couple a chance to relive their prior romantic glory and start fresh?

Kristen and Rupert Want to Do Snow White 2, Rupert’s Wife Says No

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I was pretty pumped to see Snow White and the Huntsman, and I’m not sure if I mentioned this, but I did go see it. I really, really enjoyed it. Like, a lot. I thought it was a really fun movie, and I even thought that Kristen Stewart did sort of an ok job throughout most of the movie, which, for me, is a pretty glowing review of her acting. I remember thinking “someone needs to give that director an award for figuring out how to make Kristen Stewart watchable,” but now I realize that she probably only did such a good job (for her) because she went through filming looking forward to tasting some forbidden fruit at the end the day. And that’s sad.

But before news of Kristen and Rupert’s affair broke, there was talk of a Snow White sequel. Afterwards, most of us assumed it was never going to happen, but why would anyone miss out on such a great opportunity? The added publicity that the movie would get from the cheating scandal would be phenomenal, and that’s why, I assume, both Kristen and Rupert want to be a part of it.

Rupert’s wife, Liberty Ross, meanwhile? She says no. She says no hard:

Rupert Sanders has been told by wife Liberty Ross to forget about directing Snow White and the Huntsman 2 if he wants to win her back, is exclusively reporting. The British model gave the stern warning to the movie director in a desperate bid to save their marriage after revelations he had an affair with Kristen Stewart .

Sanders, 41, was originally lined up to direct the sequel after it became a box office success. However, he is yet to sign an agreement with Universal Pictures who are considering putting someone else in the director’s chair.

“Liberty let it be known in no uncertain terms that Rupert can’t direct the sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman,” a source revealed. “They are trying to work things out after he was caught having an affair, and that is one of the sticking points. She just doesn’t want him to ever work with Kristen again. Rupert is obviously disappointed because Snow White and the Huntsman was his directorial debut, and he had hoped on building on that with a follow-up after some decent reviews. But he knows his actions were inexcusable, and he’s going to have to bite the bullet and listen to his wife on this one.

“Also, when Rupert signed up for Snow White and the Huntsman, he didn’t know he was going to get a chance to direct a sequel. His contract with Universal was only for one movie. It was a verbal agreement that he was to take the reigns on the sequel, nothing was ever signed. Kristen, as the film’s lead, will get preference over Rupert and Universal will just find another director,” the source said.

Is Rupert Sanders honestly dumb enough to think that he could just go do the sequel with no problems? What, would he pinky promise Liberty and say “no cheating, swearsies”? What a jackass. And as for Kristen … I don’t even know. I never understood how she got a job in the first place, so I’m not really the best person to speculate on how the rest of her career will go.

Would you go see Snow White and the Huntsman 2?

Robert Pattinson is “Talking” to Kristen Stewart

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From Radar Online:

Rob Pattinson was crushed when his girlfriend Kristen Stewart admitted she had a fling with her married director and he promptly fled the house that they shared, but the anger has begun to thaw and the Twilight stars have finally started talking to each other again.

Kristen and her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders were photographed in a series of shocking clinches on July 17 and after they were caught they both apologized, Rupert to his wife Liberty Ross and Kristen to Rob.

Kristen’s camp has said that it was a oneitime indiscretion, but that doesn’t seem to matter to her boyfriend. He ignored her “tearful texts” and multiple phone calls, but finally relented and has slowly started to speak to her again, but it may be too late.

“Rob just isn’t going to be able to get beyond the cheating – one time or not,” a source who knows both of them told People magazine.

Oh well, that’s just great then. These two are talking. Does that mean, by next week, they’ll be back to normal again? Like I told you guys before, I was pulling for them to get over this initially, but it’s just not happening for me this time. I actually don’t think I want them to get back together, because all of this has done pretty much just one thing for me: it’s showed me really just how selfish and desperate Kristen can be, and that’s just not attractive. Or appealing.

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