2Actual Photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Together

So these guys are allegedly back together, and all of the photo agencies are throwing terms like “cozying up” and “laughing and chatting” all over the place at some restaurant, and why not? I mean, yeah, just because Kristen Stewart completely ruined many a ‘Twilight’ lovers’ dream by “just making out” with director Rupert Sanders (in public—like a ninth grader on a field trip) there’s no reason that Kristen and Robert shouldn’t be “cozying up” and “laughing and chatting” like nothing happened.

You know … God. I just don’t know how I feel about this guys, but you want to hear one thing I am sure about? I’m pretty sure I’m starting to think this whole thing definitely might have been a stunt to begin with—for the express purpose of the ‘Twilight’ franchise, of course—because I know if someone cheated on *me*, per se, I wouldn’t exactly feel all chatty and humorous and friendly when it came to my first “public” reunion with them. No, even if it were just for the sake of public perception, I’d probably want to be reported all surly and distracted and eye-rolly if I were Robert Pattinson. Something’s just not right about this whole thing, you know? From the way the affair broke to the “statement” Kristen released and even now, to the way that their “reunion” is being reported. Fishy, fishy, fishy.

That being said, I’m still totally going to see ‘Breaking Dawn: Part 2′ in theaters. It’s happening, and you can judge me for it all you want. I don’t even care anymore, OK?

October 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah

3Kristen Stewart Bought Another House

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So, Emily told you guys earlier this morning that our favorite couple, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, reunited in public over the last few days, and guys, I have some more information: Kristen has bought (another) new home, and sources are saying that it’s only a mile and a half from where Rob is living/renting/buying. And isn’t it sweet that the home that Kristen and her mother bought together is really the house that Kristen invariably bought for her mother by default? Isn’t it neat that they’re that close that girlfriend’s mom is all like, “Yeah, whatever, girl, you can go and buy your own house and stick me with this massive mortgage payment all so you could be close to your boyfriend”? Because gosh, guys. If we all had relationships like that with our parents, then … well, we’d be like Kristen Stewart, and wouldn’t that just be fab?

Check out the photos of Kristen’s new pad. Are you guys as stoked as I am that K & R are <3 4-EvEr! again?

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October 16, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah

3Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Were Photographed Together

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And some douchebag stood in the way the WHOLE ENTIRE TIME.

The photos were taken yesterday while Kristen and Rob were out to lunch with a few friends (including the aforementioned douchebag). They weren’t seen kissing armpits or anything, but they were definitely there together, which pretty much just confirms what we’ve been hearing for weeks: they’re back on.

Oh, and they were also spotted at a restaurant on Sunday night. No pictures though (frowny face!).

If there’s anything we can learn from this saga, it is that true love always prevails. Oh, and that having a 40-year-old married man go down on you in public in broad daylight while you’re in a committed relationship of your own is totally no big deal.

October 16, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily

0Quotables: Kristen Stewart Thinks Twitter Is Going to Kill Her

“Nowadays it’s harder because everyone is on Facebook and everyone knows where you are all the time, and everyone’s twittering. Like I’m going to die because somebody is going to say where I am and somebody is going to kill me. Someone’s going to twitter my location and then it’s going to be like, boom. I actually think too much of anything can be scary, but at the same time it’s also an opportunity. I mean mass communication is a good thing. It’s actually a really great thing, it’s just scary.”

- Kristen Stewart explains her fear of Facebook.

At first I was like “whatever, Kristen,” but I do get it. It must be terrifying to be Kristen Stewart. All those Twihards, are you serious? People tweet that they’re in the same place as a celebrity all the time, and Kristen isn’t exactly the most popular person right now. She’s also part of a franchise that has the craziest fans I’ve ever seen. So I’m still like “whatever, Kristen,” because that’s just my general attitude when it comes to her, but at the same time, I’m like “girl, I hope some crazy doesn’t attack you for breaking Edward Cullen’s heart.”

October 15, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily

8So Who’s the Chick With Robert Pattinson, Huh?

So these photos are allegedly of Robert Pattinson macking on a girl that’s not Kristen Stewart. But honestly? Let’s get down to brass tacks here.

To me, it looks like Kristen Stewart. The photo agency said it was a “mystery blonde girl,” but as their photos are grainy as all get out, I’m not going to put much stock in their eyesight, either. Here’s a second photo, and if you really squint, it looks like the silhouette of Kristen Stewart:

Right? Am I right on this one? And honestly speaking, what would be the bigger story to run? That Rob was hitting on some blonde hottie in a club, or that Rob and Kristen were photographed in a candid setting for the first time since the affair broke? My head’s spinning, guys.

October 10, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah

6ANOTHER! REPORT!: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Back Together Again

From PEOPLE:

They’re back on! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have gotten back together, several sources confirm to PEOPLE.

The Twilight pair – who play Edward Cullen and Bella Swan – broke up after Stewart admitted in July to having a brief fling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders.

After some time apart, Stewart, 22, and Pattinson, 26, met up in Los Angeles over the weekend of Sept. 15 in L.A., and began spending more and more time together.

Now they are officially a couple again. And Pattinson has decided not to sell the L.A. home that he and Stewart shared, according to a source.

The couple are scheduled to make their first red carpet appearance since the split later this month while promoting The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2.

Though they are together again, currently the pair are on opposite sides of the country. On Monday, Pattinson was spotted bundled up in a hat and warm jacket as he strolled through the streets of New York City. Meanwhile, Stewart spent Sunday night – dressed in shorts for the balmy L.A. weather – taking in a Florence + The Machine concert at the Hollywood Bowl with her dad.

I’ve gotta be honest, guys. Ever since Emily* wrote that piece the other day about Kristen and Robert and the whole relationship likely being staged from the get-go, I’ve been spinning. I mean, yeah, the thought’s crossed my mind before, but on the whole, I never thought that they were that good of actors. To pull off a multiple-year-long sham before everyone’s eyes, trying to convince the public that you’re in love … that takes some talent, and quite honestly, I didn’t think the two of them had it in them to fake it for that long. I thought (and there’s a part of me that still wholly believes in the authenticity of their love) that it was so, so real. So now? When I hear these “reunion” rumors? I’m all sorts of confused. I just don’t know what to believe. Are they? Aren’t they? Is it for the sake of the franchise? Was it staged from the beginning? Don’t even know, guys, and to be quite honest, the not knowing is just killing me. Do I believe? Do I not believe? I guess time will tell, huh?

*And speaking of Emily, have you guys seen her adorable new author image? Because it is SO CUTE. I love my Emily and I know you do, also.

October 9, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah