Yeah, because no. It’s really, really bad – I’d say it makes her look like she’s got a unibrow, which, sorry to all of the unibrowed people out there, is never a good look, but it’s too far down, so she looks like she’s got some kind of malformation of her forehead and eyebrows and eyelids. It’s like she was going for a Vulcan look, but the makeup artist heard “vulva” instead, and made a vagina out of black eye makeup atop the bridge of Kristen’s nose.
Anyway, this is what Kristen looked like for a recent ‘On the Road’ thing, and while I like her dress alright, and the fact that she’s standing next to that hot-hottie-hotterson, Garrett Hedlund, the eye makeup is just simply atrocious, and there’s really no reparations that can be made for such a thing.
Let’s just forget about Kristen Stewart for the day (way hard, I know) and start fresh tomorrow morning, can we do that?
To be honest, I’ve never been involved in any of those situations [cheating], so I don’t know [if trust can be regained]. It would be just a guess and a shot in the dark, and I don’t want to give that if I haven’t even been there myself. [But] I absolutely think it’s possible [to fix the relationship]. It depends on how long you were with that person. If it was a long, serious relationship, I think it’s quite easy to rekindle. I guess it depends on what damage has been done. There’s no ex out there who I’m not friends with today, and I’m extremely thankful for that. Honesty and loyalty are key. If two people can be honest with each other about everything, that’s probably the biggest key to success. I like to think of myself as very loyal, and I love everyone I surround myself with, whether they’re friends or girlfriends or whatever. I love loyal people. [And] Kristen in fantastic at everything she does. I’m always proud of her.
—Taylor Lautner talking to Cosmopolitan, which, funnily enough, ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift took the cover the very same month.
So right. I’m not even all that interested in what he has to say about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, because come on. Clearly Taylor’s just trying to slice himself up a piece of the publicity pie that Kristen baked for Rupert Sanders’ teeny penis, and everyone’s really just interested in finding out whether or not Taylor Squared is banging again. I mean, you read that bit about being friendly with all exes, right? It’s happening, totally.
Dude, no. I can’t wait to be a mom, but like, no. I can wait.
—Kristen Stewart‘s response when asked if she’s ready to have children of her own at a ‘Breaking Dawn: Part 2′ press junket. And I don’t even know what to say about this. Is this about new dogs? Or is this really about children? Does Kristen really want us to think that getting a second dog (child) is going to be a good thing? She breaking us in gently? Is this even grammatically correct? So many questions.
In any case, whatever. I’m not going to say that Kristen’s going to be some great-ass mom because she’s a mom in ‘Breaking Dawn: Part 2′ who does some noble, child-protecting things, because guys, it’s just a movie, and also, that’s called “delusion.” But hey. If she wants to go ahead and have, like, a million babies with Robert Pattinson, I’m OK with that, too, because I think, together, they can conquer the world, one schleppy director at a time.
Oh Kristen Stewart. You know, no matter how many times you cheat on your long-term partner, and no matter how many times you think it’s OK to buy a dog (or have a kid) in order to repair the relationship that you nearly wrecked with your infidelity, one thing will never change—you will always, always be so breathtakingly beautiful, for sure.
Seriously. I love the dress, I love the shoes, I love the disheveled hair … There’s nothing I don’t love about this look. I even love the way her elbow crooks when she waves hello. But the most important thing about this picture is the fact that she actually looks pretty happy, and pretty relaxed. And while I don’t condone what she did behind darling Robert Pattinson‘s back, I think it’s time she forgave herself and moved on from a mistake that hopefully doesn’t hit the repeat button again.
Kristen’s look—love it or leave it?
As holiday season approaches, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are looking forward to spending some much needed time together.
And RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the reconciled pair is planning on adopting another rescue dog.
Kristen, 22, and Robert, 26, already have Bear, a mixed mutt they adopted from a high-kill shelter in New Orleans, and now they want to find him a play pal!
“It was something they had originally planned before Kristen’s cheating scandal,” a source told RadarOnline.com.
“They were desperate for Bear to have a companion, but recent events meant they had to hold off from the idea. Just like with Bear, they’re going to scour petfinder.com, as well as a few high-kill shelters to find the perfect pal for their beloved pooch. Kristen and Robert will be spending Thanksgiving together and are hoping to have a new addition to the family before then. They haven’t got a preference with the breed, but are leaning towards the idea of a female friend for Bear.”
So this is interesting, right? Because pets are part of the family, and it’s interesting that Rob and Kristen are looking to expand their family. On one hand, people usually don’t plan on expanding their family unless they feel confident that they’re in it for the long haul, but on the other hand, people have babies sometimes to “fix” a relationship, right? So can the same thing be said for animal babies?
Basically, I just need to know if this is a sign that things are going well for these two, or if this is a sign that everything’s about to go to shit all over again. Because I really, really don’t want to be as unprepared as I was last time.
What a beautiful, beautiful woman. I don’t even understand how some people can say that they don’t think she’s attractive, even if they’re not necessarily their particular cup of tea. I mean, I can say that someone like, I don’t know, Charlize Theron is a pretty woman (yes, I realize the Kristen Stewart-Charlize Theron connection, but as I said the other day, I just watched ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, which I really kind of liked), but she’s not exactly my personal definition of beauty—yet I can recognize the fact that she’s an attractive lady, you know?
Also, Kristen’s come so far from showing up at movie premieres and press events looking like this:
Remember this? This was one of the first press events for ‘Twilight‘, back when she and Robert Pattinson looked fearful to even stand next to one another on the red carpet. Back then, Kristen was just barely eighteen, and Rob was a young twenty-two. Good gracious, how the time flies
when you’re fellating up-and-coming directors.
Oh, and speaking of being young, Kristen did a recent interview about her role as a young vampire mom in ‘Breaking Dawn’, and had this to say about being a “natural” mother:
“It was one thing about the story, [playing a young mother], that was never difficult for me to grasp or relate to,” Kristen revealed. “Everyone thinks that it’s so peculiar to play such a young mother. It’s really not. I think you’re either born with that or you’re not. That was one thing that both me and Stephenie were so protective about. It was a fun thing to play.”
Hm. So are Kristen and Rob going to get pregnant soon and have a guilt baby? Because that just seems to be the next logical step in this ever-evolving process, you know?
Or maybe she’s just smoking pot again, I don’t know, but she sure looks happy, right?
This is Kristen, hanging out with her friends at a hotel in Los Angeles earlier in the week. And I think it’s a safe bet to say that it probably has a lot to do with the fact that her man-friend, Robert Pattinson, is allowing her to be photographed with him in public again after all of that cheating business. I mean, it’d make you happy, wouldn’t it?
Isn’t she just lovely when she smiles, guys?