As I’m sure you remember, Kristen Stewart landed a pretty sweet gig as “the face” of Balenciaga perfume earlier this year. It was a really good move for her, and as she’s said time and again in her own awkward way, she really, truly loves it. She loves Balenciaga fashion, and she absolutely loves their new fragrance. Loves it, loves it, loves it.
But, and I’m sure you’ll remember this as well, she also loved some sexual relations with Rupert Sanders over the summer. And that could cost her the job.
Here’s the deal: Kristen was really tight with Balenciaga’s creative director, and she really loved his work and looked up to him. But there’s a new creative director now. His name is Alexander Wang, and do you know what his BFF’s name is? Guess. Just guess.
Liberty Ross. BOOM.
Yeah, the new creative director of Balenciaga is personally and professionally close to Liberty, Rupert Sander’s wife, the lover scorned by these indiscretions. Liberty’s walked in Wang’s fashion shows, even. And she’s not exactly timid, you know?
That’s why Kristen could get fired. Nothing official has happened yet, and there’s no word from Balenciaga. This is just a rumor, but it’s a pretty good one, right?
Kristen Stewart is getting increasingly frustrated by Robert Pattinson’s reluctance to fully forgive her and re-commit to their relationship, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
Robert, 26, has been playing hard to get with Kristen, 22, since rekindling their romance and a close source says the actress is starting to get fed up because she feels that she’s been putting in all the effort to make it work.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 beauty believes she’s been punished enough for her affair with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, the source says — and thinks Robert now has to get over it otherwise the romance is destined for failure.
“Rob and Kristen are at a crossroads right now as to whether he finally accepts they are back together or not,” the source tells RadarOnline.com.
“Kristen has been trying so hard to win Rob back, she’s been hanging out with his friends and she even went to London to make a good impression with Rob’s family over the Thanksgiving holiday.
“She knows his sisters were particularly vocal about their disapproval of Rob taking her back after the affair, so Kristin braved the storm and groveled to them.
“The problem is, Rob is still dithering on what to do. I think Kristen is now at the stage where she feels it is time for him to get over her affair or perhaps move on,” the source reveals.
See, this is exactly why I thought that they shouldn’t have gotten back together in the first place. It’s just not good. They love each other or whatever, so they want to work it out, but after something as big as adulterous oral sex goes down, it’s just hard to find equal footing again. Kristen Stewart isn’t the worst person in the world (for this, anyway), but she can’t really take back what happened, and I imagine it would be really hard to forgive and forget that sort of thing. In two years, Kristen could be like “damn it, Rob, you left your stupid socks on the floor again,” and Robert could just be like “oh, really? Because you got your creepy old director to go down on you in public.” It’s just not fair.
Ok, but are things really not going great in their relationship, or are things just starting to fall apart because the Breaking Dawn stuff is pretty much over? This is so hard!
Well crap. I knew that it was only a matter of time before Kristen Stewart did something yucky-looking and totally greaseballesque that there’d be no way in hell I’d be able to support no matter how many backhanded compliments I’d saved up in the little artillery pile in my brain where basic math skills are supposed to exist, but here it is, and I wasn’t even expecting it.
This is what Kristen wore to the Variety Awards Studio in L.A., and the shoes, I get. They’re OK. I know that she often goes for the whole tomboy vibe, and she pulls it off well, so the shoes aren’t all that bad. I actually think my husband has the same pair, maybe. The pants aren’t all that great. They’re actually similar to a pair that I used to wear back in the fifth grade, and no, I didn’t go to a private school, I just happened to (and still do) like plaid. But these pants, no. No, the only place I’d be wearing these pants would be is to bed. The shirt’s just whatever, too. It’s nothing any different than what I wear underneath my sweatshirts and cardigans on the regular. Go nuts, girl. Do your thing. The watch, though? The watch that’s halfway up her damn arm? That’s just stupid. I don’t even understand that, and there’s no rational amount of justifying its existence and placement through my sometimes-rampant Kristen love.
And the hair. Don’t even get me started on that shit. I feel like if she turns around, it’s going to be a big old rat’s nest of snarls a la former Britney-weave. DON’T TURN AROUND, KRISTEN. It’s also as greasy as all get out. I get the whole natural, lovely, day-after-you-shampoo look, because oftentimes, my hair looks better the second day before washing, but this is just gross. This hair doesn’t scream “Natural!”, it screams “Putrid stench!” It screams … well, it screams:
And that about sums up everything with this picture. I can’t even say anymore.
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are going to be parents! According to a new report in Ok! magazine, Kristen has been begging Rob to start a family ever since they got back together.
Although Rob was really hurt by her affair with Rupert Sanders, he’s finally given in and the two are in the midst of baby making!
“Rob finally caved this week,” a source says. “They were talking about their future and Rob told her that as long as she stays true to him, he’s willing to have a baby with her.”
“She’s been on cloud nine ever since and can’t stop talking to her friends about it,” the insider says. “She feels like she’s getting a second chance at life. Now that they’re back in a good place and planning their family, she feels alive again. She says she started crying when Rob told her.”
Rob and Kristen play parents in Breaking Dawn Part 2, and it’s clear that being onscreen parents helped them realize that they want a family even more. But now that they’ve decided they want a child, the question remains: where will they raise their half-Brit baby?
“They’ve both agreed that they want to raise their baby in England,” the source adds. “Rob is very patriotic and he feels like an English childhood is the be-all and end-all. Kristen loves it there too and she feels her baby would have a better shot at a normal upbringing in Europe.”
Aww, too cute. Kristen and Rob, adopting that puppy trying to make their relationship work, and now there’s actually children being discussed. As for raising the child that does not yet exist in England, I agree. I think somewhere in Europe probably would be Rob and Kristen‘s best bet at having a normal lifestyle, and as long as Kristen could stay away from middle-aged men with buck-teeth who think it’s cool to make out in cars with girls who are almost still teenagers, then that child will definitely have a normal lifestyle and childhood. Or, at least as normal as being the offspring of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson can be.
Ok, so let’s start at the beginning here. Kristen Stewart was doing an interview, and at one point the guy asked her if she’d ever be a Bond girl. Here’s what she said:
“I’m not sure, I would love to read a few graphs of the script. I choose my roles really instinctually (sic). I would really have to connect with the material.”
Right? And when she was pressed, she “I don’t know, maybe,” and when she was asked again, she said “yes, hell yes.” So we know that Kristen Stewart has either a vague interest in being in a James Bond movie or an understandably short fuse when it comes to persistent dudes giving interviews.
But you know what? It doesn’t matter? Because someone else did an interview with Daniel Craig, the current James Bond, and he was asked what he thought about Kristen’s Bond comments. And here’s how he responded:
“No,” Craig answers with disgust. “She’s in Twilight.”
Snap! But then he realized he was probably being a little too bitchy, so he clarified:
“No, I’m being nasty. I’m only saying that because it’s [Breaking Dawn Part 2] coming out this weekend so we’re in direct competition with them,” he admits with a chuckle. “I’m sure she’d make a great Bond girl.”
Oh, Daniel, you usually have no problem telling us how you really feel! What’s the problem? Why did you take it back? It’s ok, we all know that Kristen Stewart would make a horrible Bond girl. Stick with your words, Daniel. Stick with your words.
So there’s been a lot of speculation about Rupert Sanders directing the ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ sequel, and not bringing Kristen Stewart back for it, really only focusing on Chris Hemsworth and his storyline, and then there’s been the other story, that Rupert himself is scrapped and Kristen and Chris carry on as it was originally intended, and now we finally know the truth.
A lot of you guys didn’t appreciate the sheerness of the dress that Kristen Stewart wore to the Breaking Dawn premiere in Hollywood. Some of you were like me and thought that see-through formal wear is just never a good plan, but a lot of you thought that with the Grand Cheating Scandal of 2012, she should have been more conservative, or, you know, at least not wear a dress where we had to check and make sure that we couldn’t see her actual vagina.
So, uh, what do you guys think about what she wore to the London premiere?
Here’s the side view:
And the back:
I actually thought the dress she wore before was gorgeous, except for the lack of lining in the skirt, but this? This is the hottest mess. If you took the temperature of this mess, it would be a billion degrees. Celsius. That’s how hot this mess is. I hate that she’s wearing a formal jumpsuit, I hate that awful material, and, of course, I hate the sheerness. It looks like she ripped an outfit off a Golden Girl and forgot the lining. It’s f-cking terrible.