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No one gives more f*cks than Kristen Stewart

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Kristen Stewart has a bit of a reputation in Hollywood. No, not THAT reputation – the other one, the one in which she apparently gives zero fucks about anything at all and his chillin’ like a villain pretty much 24-7. The only problem? That’s totally not who she is.

From Salon:

You are kind of a hero to people, in a way. A lot of people admire what they see as your give-no-fucks attitude.

I’m like, actually, no one gives a fuck like me. No one gives more of a fuck than me. It’s just ironic to me. I’m always like, really?

For you it’s not about going out and pretending to love it as opposed to actually loving doing the work.

Yes. I find myself saying things that I hear other people say where I’m like, ok, you’re lying. But I say the same thing, and I wonder if people think I’m lying when I say, oh, we were just a big family on set! I hate that stuff. People always ask if I chose the projects I’ve chosen because I’m trying to redefine myself or people’s perception of me. Uh, no. In a word, nah.

LOL, okay, girl. I’ve always really liked KStew and think she’s great. I actually like her give no fucks attitude – and I definitely think she has that side to her. Not in a bad way, but in the sense that she’s going to do or not do what she wants and if people don’t like it, oh well.

Honestly, I’ve never seen any movie she’s done since Twilight, I think – though I do have Still Alice waiting to be watched soon. I never thought she was trying to “redefine” herself and I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say that, but okay, let’s just go with it.

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Kristen Stewart has a special message for you

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If there’s one thing Kristen Stewart wants you to do when you see her at the airport, it’s to get the fuck out of her face. That’s exactly what she told a slew of photographers, one of whom wanted her to autograph a picture of herself with ex-bf Robert Pattinson from Twilight. Yikes. It didn’t go down too well, as you can imagine:

Also, news alert: everyone and their brother has been reporting that Alicia is possibly KStew’s girlfriend, but apparently it’s her cousin?? I’m not sure where this came from and whether it’s true, but colour me disappointed. I’m still holding out for the girlfriend, though!

Bottom line, don’t mess with KStew.

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Kristen Stewart doesn’t care that you saw her nipple

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Kristen Stewart accidentally slipped a nipple at the Hollywood Film Awards last week (squint and you’ll see it) and it was reported that she’d freaked out about the whole thing and was all bent out of shape ‘cos everyone saw her niblets. Turns out, that’s not true at all – like most things, Kristen doesn’t really give a shit.

From Hollywood Life:

“She is not worried about it. It’s not a big deal.,” a source revealed to HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “If people want to see her naked she’d rather it be from the movies she has done with nudity but this happened and she has already forgotten about it.”

“It’s not like the Fappening and certainly not the worst thing cameras have caught from her. Not a big deal at all.”

I can’t believe whoever this “source” is actually used the words ‘The Fappening’. Makes it seems a little less legit, doesn’t it? I do believe that she doesn’t care, though. Why would she?

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Kristen Stewart has a huge ego because of Robert Pattinson

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I’m not even sure where this story is coming from, since Kristen Stewart seems like one of the most nonchalant celebrities who really doesn’t give a shit about Hollywood or anything that comes with it, but whatever. Apparently she has a massive ego, and it’s all Robert Pattinson‘s fault.

The 24-year-old “Twilight” star, who recently declared that she was taking a break from acting to focus on art, doesn’t “even resemble the person that we knew from before she was with Rob [Pattinson],” a friend told Radar.

“She used to be a very low-key, cool girl,” the source said. “But her inflated ego has convinced her that even her childhood friends only want to hang out with her because of ‘who she is.’”

“It’s really sad, and her friends are literally dropping like flies,” the disgusted insider added.

LOL, okay? Apparently the proof for this is the fact that she said in a recent interview with USA Today that she’s going to take a bunch of time off and make art with her hands for a while soon. That’s pretentious and egotistical to some. Also, if she does feel that people are only interested in her for her money and fame, there’s probably a reason for that. It’s pretty standard in Hollywood, so… not seeing the issue here.

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Kristen Stewart and her maybe girlfriend spend the day together

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This is actually Kristen Stewart and her “best friend” Alicia, but the rumours that they’re actually secret girlfriends have been swirling for ages and frankly, they sorta need to be true. She looks happier with Alicia than she ever did in all those years with RPattz, so let’s make this thing official!

The two of them were hanging out in Silver Lake, California with friends over the weekend and that’s basically all we know, but do we really need to know more?

Kristen Stewart Hanging Out with Friends in Silver Lake

[H/T to JustJared!]

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Here’s Kristen Stewart with her girlfriend

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Made you look, didn’t I? Kristen Stewart headed back to LA last week, where she was reunited with her lesbian lover good friend Alicia Cargile. The pair ran some errands together over the course of a few days and were generally a fine couple. I’m sorta taking the piss here, but COME ON. I’ve been saying KStew likes a bit of muff diving since she was about 12. She oozes gay essence and I absolutely love it. Look at these two!

Here’s another photo of the two together:

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Sigh. What a beautiful sight, lolz.

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You don’t know “dick-shit” about Kristen Stewart

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Pardon the profanity in the headline, but that is indeed a direct quote. You see, Kristen Stewart is not here for your nonsense. She doesn’t care if you think she’s miserable, a bad actress, a pothead, a cheater, whatever – she’s not buying into it, so that’s all on you. Basically, she’s just living her life and you don’t know dick-shit about it. So there.

From Vanity Fair France:

I never really thought of anything in terms of designing a career. I never tried to shape people’s perspectives of me, which is something that a lot of people do. There are certain actors and artists who want to be a certain kind of actor or certain kind of artist, and I’m really not like that. I have very much fallen into every situation, every creative and not creative experience, that I have delved into, based on gut. Therefore true regret can never eat at me. In terms of what people consume about you and then subsequently how they shape their opinion of you, none of it is wrong. It’s all a varied assortment of whatever flavors they’ve picked up at the newsstand or in the theater or on the Internet. But that literally is something that is not designed by me and so it’s not something that bothers me. But I don’t want to add to this already pre-existing, enormous mound of salacious bullshit that isn’t real. That’s not me defending anything. That’s true. Just being in the middle of it it’s weird to comment on it. But I feel oddly capable of stepping outside and going, “Isn’t it obvious to everyone?” I mean, it’s fun, like Valentine says, in Sils Maria. The stories are fun, but do you not realize that there are characters that have been cast in the media and people like to get their weekly fill on these stories. It’s like soap opera. I try not to let it mess with me, because my true personal life, as much as people think they know about it, they don’t know dick shit. Who could? By the way nobody knows. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on. You’re going to die. You’re going to lay next to the people that you know the most in life, the people that you’re going to grow old with. But you’re going to lay next to them in the middle of the night deeply curious about them and who they are, because nobody f—king knows anything.

Well then.

Look, I love me some KStew – always have, always will. I think it’s great that she’s refused to be told how she should be acting, what she should be doing, what her “job” is as an actress. It’s all fine for actresses to be bubbly and cheery and have bucketloads of what people find to be palatable personalities, but I really like that Kristen Stewart really does not give a single shit about any of that. If she wants to smile, she will. If she doesn’t, she certainly won’t – especially not because you told her to.

This whole thing did get lost in a neverending rant, I’ll admit, but what can I say? I’m a fan. More of her personality than her acting skills, but nevertheless…

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