Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are apparently really over, because the actor was photographed driving his crappy truck stuffed with all of his crappy possessions off into the rolling hills of Los Feliz. I’m sparing you with one photo; The Daily Mail posted 9. photos of the same effing truck, from slightly different angles and varying distances. Nine. How effing creepy and weird is that? To have someone photograph you doing the sad break-up move-out?
Although maybe there’s a different explanation for this. Maybe he’s just helping a friend with a yard sale. lolz.
Apparently the couple discovered they “grew apart” and that’s what ended it, but it really all depends on who you ask. Some say they’re not completely broken up. For example, The Daily Mail says they’re trying something out where they’re allowed to see other people, while TMZ is insisting that Kristen Stewart is actually a hologram. So the whole thing is really very confusing. Kind of like Beyoncé’s “pregnancy.” Then again, maybe this is all Katy Perry’s fault???
Expect Rob to buy a bar soon. Trust me.
May 21, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have called it quits again, and while many might think that the crack in their relationship appeared when KStew let Rupert Sanders go down on her in an “empty” (save for the paps) parking lot last year, you’re wrong. They were all fine and well! Relationships can totally survive cheating and not be completely destructive after that! Everything was going great, according to People, until Rob returned to LA from New York on May 8, when Kristen and Rob’s usual moodiness took on a darker tone and they “grew apart“. Well, okay.
The exes, who were inseparable just weeks ago, grew distant since Pattinson returned from New York to Los Angeles on May 8.
“They again went from spending every second together, to spending more time apart at their separate houses,” a source tells PEOPLE. “Kristen has been in a terrible mood, and it was obvious that things were not great with Rob.”
A major sign pointing to the demise of their romance was the absence of Stewart, 23, on May 13, the date of Pattinson’s 27th birthday.
“It was very strange that they didn’t celebrate Rob’s birthday together,” the source says. “He had friends over at his house, but Kristen was not part of the celebration. For the past few days, they have not spent any time together.”
Reacting the same as when they last split after Stewart’s fling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, the source says the actress once again “[hasn't left] her house for days, but [has] surrounded herself with friends 24/7.”
LOL, I mean, whatever and all. They’ll end up back together soon enough after Rob has cried over a bottle of whisky and written some more emo songs and Kristen has smoked 20 bongs and launched a few more gay rumours. I kinda root for these two, despite the fact that Kristen cheated which is the more reprehensible behaviour in a relationship and I know I could never forgive it myself.
On a side note, did you know that neither Netflix nor Hulu Plus has any of the Twilight movies up for streaming, but they do have a parody movie called Breaking Wind? Not that I’m speaking from experience of having searched for them earlier this weekend or anything.
May 20, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
RPattz and KStew are a match made in cheating vampire heaven, and there’s nothing that can tear them apart. Well, not for long, anyway. For now, however, not even Grandma’s pearl ring can keep them together and they’ve decided to call it quits long enough for Kristen to hook up with Rupert Sanders again and for Rob to perform an emo acoustic set at some seedy LA open mic night. In other words, it’s not forever.
As rumors of relationship trouble continue to swirl, a source tells PEOPLE that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have called it quits after more than three years of dating. Reps for the two could not be reached.
But the source says it would not be surprising if the on-and-off-again pair got back together again.
The news follows online reports that Pattinson ditched out on his 27th birthday plans arranged by Stewart.
May 19, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn’t she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt for the event for whatever the theme is. This year, it’s punk. So keep that in mind when looking at these photos — these looks are supposed to be crazy and over the top.
BEST: Anne Hathaway, January Jones, Sienna Miller
WORST: Almost everyone else, but especially Kerry Washington, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kim Kardashian and honestly there were so many more I couldn’t even deal with.
PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY: Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway
Check it out!
May 7, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
A small group of people was gathered for a private party. When a song by a popular black artist (now deceased) came on, [Stewart] went on a rant.
“OMG! Seriously? Seriously?! What the f*ck is this? I don’t want to listen to this disgusting ghetto music! Change it now!”
This event occurred in a hotel room. Someone put on a song by the late Tupac Shakur, and Kristen made the unfortunate “ghetto” comment. There were a few people in the room who weren’t as pale as Kristen (is anyone?), and they found the remark offensive. Nobody challenged her on it. They just changed the music and commented on it when she left the room.
It sounds to me like she’s an idiot who is unfamiliar with the sounds of Tupac. She probably only knows him as a hologram. However, Blind Gossip isn’t letting it go there. They’re pressing their “Kristen Stewart Is Racist” theory:
That comment might just be a footnote if it wasn’t for another recent event that touches on the same topic.
Ben Affleck got too busy to do the con artist romance Focus with Kristen Stewart. Now Will Smith is assuming the Affleck role, but “Stewart fell off with the feeling that the age difference between the two would be too large a gap,” Variety reports. (Smith is 44; Affleck is 40. Stewart is 23.)
In any case, Stewart needs to tread carefully if she wants to avoid even the appearance of insensitivity to minorities in the future. In fact, if the chatter on this one doesn’t die down soon, you can expect that she will be pushed into a project with a black costar.
I agree with the “age excuse is flimsy” part. It’s like when Bradley Cooper said he wouldn’t date Jennifer Lawrence because she’s young enough to be his daughter, and then goes and dates someone who can’t legally drink in America. Something’s going on there, but maybe she just thinks Will Smith is a douche. Making a stupid comment about rap and not wanting to work with Will Smith isn’t enough to brand someone racist.
If this story became a big thing though, it certainly wouldn’t help her, as she’s already very much hated.
May 6, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
It was Kristen Stewart‘s 23rd birthday last week, and to celebrate, on-again boyfriend Robert Pattinson apparently decided it was a good opportunity to hand over a precious family heirloom: his grandmother’s pearl ring. Apparently he didn’t bother to put it in a box or leave a card or anything, he just wrapped some tissue around it and slipped it through her mailbox, which is a surefire way to get something thrown in the trash, in my books.
Anyway, here’s the scoop from OK Magazine:
“Rob gave Kristen his grandmother’s treasured pearl ring,” a source said.
“He just casually wrapped it in tissue, put it in an envelope and slipped it into her mailbox. No note, no words, just the ring. It was a huge statement on Rob’s part symbolising his full forgiveness of Kristen and his renewed trust in her future.”
Pattinson also bought Stewart a number of other gifts, including a pen worth $53,000 to add to her collection.
The insider added: “There was the latest chain and bracelet set from Versace, and a Hermès silk scarf.
“He also managed to get hold of an original vinyl copy of her favorite Van Morrison song, ‘Madame George’.”
There are so many things to “LOL” and “WTF?” about here. First of all, a $53,000 pen? I begrudge spending $1.99 on a pack of Bics. Second of all, ‘Madame George’ is KStew’s favourite Van Morrison song? ‘Beside You’ is a way better track on Astral Weeks, but to each her own, I guess.
This story is probably total bullshit anyway, and KStew doesn’t really seem like the diamonds and pearls type (?D to the I to the A to the M…?), but whatever.