I know it’s hard to remember, what with the constant fame whoring of her older daughters, but Kris Jenner is still the mother of two teenage girls. Kendall Jenner is 16, and little Kylie is 15. Earlier this year, Kris pulled them out of high school so they could get started on making some real money (that actually happened – they both model now, and they’re “homeschooled”), and now, she’s been reported for abuse.
The Los Angeles County of Department of Children and Family Services and cops made a welfare check to Bruce and Kris Jenner’s Calabasas mansion after someone made an anonymous call alleging that their daughters, Kendall and Kylie were in distress, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
“On Friday several sheriff’s deputies from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department Lost Hills station and social workers from the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services made an unexpected visit to Bruce and Kris Jenner’s house after someone made an anonymous call that their daughters were in danger and in distress,” a law enforcement source told RadarOnline.comexclusively.
“Social workers met with the girls individually and determined that they were fine but out of an abundance of caution, cops and social workers will be making another visit to the house Monday afternoon before they officially close the case. Under California law, anytime a call is made to DCFS alleging that a minor is in danger, whether of physical or emotional abuse, it must be investigated.”
There’s no word yet on how yesterday’s visit went, but you know nothing happened, because Kendall and Kylie aren’t being abused. They’re being pimped: subtle difference.
October 30, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily
The costume isn’t even all that scary because Kris Jenner appears to have grown Kanye-heads from her bosom, it’s what’s UNDER the Kanye-heads that’s the most frightening aspect of this costume.
Kris went ahead and sent a photo of herself to Instagram, showing her followers what she’s going to be for Halloween (presumably), and not only did they get an eyeful of Kris’s costume, they got an eyeful of nipple, too.
Jump in and check out the semi-NSFW photos of Kris Jenner baring her wonder women for all of the Internet to “accidentally” see. Yike.
October 22, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
From Hollywood Life:
Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner are at war over Kim and Kanye West’s upcoming reality show. Kim wants the show to focus on her relationship with Kanye and their adventures in the fashion and music world. But Kris is demanding that she have complete creative control over the show, and wants it to be full of drama and chaos to pull in top ratings!
A friend of the Kardashian family tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY, “It’s not pretty! Kim is sick and tired of Kris trying to control every aspect of her new reality show with Kanye. They don’t share the same vision at all. Kim wants it be cute and sweet and Kris wants drama, drama, drama!”
How does Kanye feel about the drama? He wants to keep both ladies happy!
“Kanye is keeping his mouth shut about the reality show. Of course, his number one priority is making Kim happy, but he doesn’t want to get on Kris’ bad side. He has agreed to go ahead with the show, but refuses to get in the middle of Kim and her mother,” the friend said.
Kim and Kris are planning on buying a pricey flat in London, where they hope to film part of their reality show. Kim wants to tape episodes of the November launch of the Kardashian Kollection line in London.
The insider says, “Kris is convinced that the show will only do well if there is drama, so she wants Kim and Kanye to pretend like they are fighting over which flat to purchase in London. Kim thinks this is completely ridiculous and is not willing to put on an act for ratings. Until Kim and Kris can see eye to eye, nothing is going to happen unless they can somehow meet in the middle.”
Please keep in mind that, sadly, The Kimye Show is just a rumor at this point in time. You know it’s going to happen though, right? I hope you’ve already accepted that, because it doesn’t matter if it’s full of Kris Jenner‘s made up drama or full of Kim and Kanye‘s perfect love, it’s going to be a Very Big Deal. So just brace yourselves for that.
But you know, even though I understand that this show’s definitely going to happen, I still think it’s a little weird. It raises a few questions, doesn’t it? See, Kris Humphries married Kim, and they never got their own show. He was on Kourtney and Kim Take New York, but there was no spin-off. And yet there are already plans to create a show about Kim and Kanye, the couple who’s been dating for a few months? Is it just me, or did all those marriage rumors just get a little more realistic?
September 1, 2012 at 12:00 pm by Emily
MOM, MANAGER, MOMAGER, LOVER OF LIFE, LOVER OF CHRIST
Horrible, right? Well just imagine this: it gets worse. WORSE.
August 6, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
Ok, let’s really set the scene here. Bruce Jenner just, for some unfathomable reason, married Kris. Bruce got the idea in his head to propose to her, ideally to spend the rest of his whole life with her, and to live with her and be with her for always, and he went through with it. Crazy, right? But what do you think Kris could have told Bruce right after they got married? Something sweet, right? Something romantic and touching and incredibly memorable. Right?
Nope. Here’s what she told him:
“I just want you to know, never trust me.”
Wow, brand new wife! What a nice sentiment!
This story was told by Bruce on the most recent episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and after Kris’ daughters heard it, they decided to give Kris a lie detector test. During the test, she claimed that Robert Kardashian is, in fact, Khloe’s biological father, that she’s never stolen from her daughters during business deals, and that Kim is her favorite. And she passed, you guys. She passed the test.
What an awful human being.
July 31, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily
Hey guys, listen up for a minute, all right? Because what I’m about to tell you is going to blow your mind. Your first instinct might be to slap me for spreading such hateful rumors or to break down in tears over this unfathomable news. This is a fair warning that this isn’t going to be easy to hear.
Ready? Kris Jenner has probably been cheating on Bruce Jenner. BUT WAIT. The man she’s having the affair with? Why, it’s none other than Todd Waterman, the man she cheated on Robert Kardashian with, and the man who is quite possibly Khloe’s biological father.
Here‘s what happened: Kris was at home, composing a nice little email to her former lover, then BOOM, Bruce walked in a saw it. Kris was all “blah blah, I need closure, blah blah blah, I’m a horrible person,” but Bruce wasn’t buying it because he saw Kris’ signature on the email. That bitch closed her little letter with a bunch of x’s and o’s!
But while Bruce’s feelings are all hurt over the email situation – he apparently believes the wise “once a cheater, always a cheater” adage, and he is Not Happy – he doesn’t even know the worst of it. Which, by the way, is that Kris went on an actual date with this guy. A “source,” which I think we can all agree is probably Kris herself, said that the date was “electrifying” and that it’s “so obvious that she still carries a torch for him.” Another piece of evidence to back that up is the fact that Kris sends emails and texts to Todd “feverishly.”
Poor Bruce. I always felt so bad for him. It’s so obvious that he really cares for everyone in the family, and he seems like such a great father figure for the Kardashian girls, but he always gets screwed. I feel like the episode where Kris was thinking about changing her last name back to Kardashian was a pretty good representation of the kind of shit Bruce deals with regularly, and that kind of breaks my heart.
All that being said though, I doubt he’ll leave. Poor, poor Bruce.