Kris Jenner, the one to blame for Kim and the rest of the whole Kardashian empire, has a set date for her stupid talk show to premiere. On July 15, on Fox, you can watch Kris interview C and B-list celebs who really, really need the publicity. I’m expecting the entire Kardashian family (except for Kylie and Kendall), Kris’ vaguely famous friends, and Bravo Housewives as guests. I predict that she will beg Kanye every day to come on the show and he’ll laugh and say, “That shit cray.”
Here’s more info about this soon-to-be cancelled talk show, from Mstarz:
The host of the new show tweeted today,
Twenieth Television first announced on Thursday that Kris Jenner’s “pop culture-driven” daytime talk show, “Kris” will be executively produced by Robert Lifton, in addition to the Kardashian matriarch herself. On Monday, July 15 a six-week trial summer run will launch on several Fox-owned stations, including flagships Fox 5 in New York and Fox 11 in Los Angeles.
The executive producer of the new talkshow stated, “Kris has an incredible ability to connect with television viewers, demonstrates a wide range of interests and can successfully embrace light fare and conversation. She has a fantastic chance to be a true breakout personality in the daytime television space.”
The limited run for “Kris” is aimed at proving itself for a national niche, states Newsday. Kris will feature celebrity guests, fashion and beauty tips and other lifestyle topics. In addition to hosting the daily one-hour show,
As the mother and “mastermind” behind the Kardashian empire hopes to “make magic this summer” and is “beyond excited to start this new chapter,” according to statements reported on TV Guide.
If by “connect” the producer means “piss off” then yes, totally agreed on that one.
April 20, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here’s the stupid list:
20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
6. Matt Lauer
5. Katherine Heigl
4. John Mayer
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Kristen Stewart
1. Gwyneth Paltrow
This is a pretty good list. I’m shocked to see that Kanye West isn’t on here. I love him but I thought he was one of the most hated people around. I’m not sure if he’s psyched or pissed not to be included. I also didn’t realize that people hated Matt Lauer this much. Damn. Too bad this poll was taken after Justin Bieber’s idiotic Anne Frank statement or I’m sure he would be higher up. Kristen Stewart now has the dubious honor of being one of the most hated and least attractive female celebrities. Hey, good for her! At least she’s good at stuff!
Who is your ultimate most hated celebrity?
April 16, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Kim Kardashian is at war with ex Kris Humphries. Humphries is alleging that he’s being screwed over because their wedding was a sham and that Keeping Up With The Kardashians was edited to make him look bad.
Kardashian producer Russell Jay, came clean in court. And it’s soooo good. From Radar Online:
[Jay] says there are at least two scenes that were “scripted, reshot or edited” to make Kris look like the villain after Kim decided she wanted a divorce. Jay said in the court documents that Kim not only knew about Kris’ “surprise” proposal, but insisted producers reshoot the scene because “she didn’t like how her face looked in the first take,” according to Life & Style magazine. The magazine reports Russell reveals that a scene where Kim confesses to her mother, Kris Jenner, that she was having trouble in her marriage with Kris was actually shot after she filed for divorce in 2011.
RadarOnline.com exclusively reported about this scene being shot in December, after the trip to Dubai that took place in October before the spilt.
Jay also said that a scene where Kim is furious because Kris is having a party in their hotel room while she was out of town was faked too, and Kim was actually in the hotel and knew everything that was happening!
These can’t be the only parts of the show that were scripted. What other scenes and Kardashian moments do you think were faked?
March 14, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Kylie and Kendall Jenner are already nearly as insufferable as their older sisters, probably because Kris Jenner put them out on the ho stroll a few years earlier than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. However, while they love their siblings (I guess?), they aren’t krazy about being part of the Kardashian Klan and are quite happy being Bruce Jenner’s daughters, thanks very much.
Glamour: We have to ask: Do you ever think about the fact that your last name isn’t Kardashian?
Kendall: We’re full-throttle Jenners! We don’t have any desire to be Kardashians.
Kylie: All that matters is that we’re a family.
I wonder what it means to be “full-throttle Jenner” – it sounds sort of mysterious and slightly illegal. The girls also discussed what life in the spotlight is like, and while they realise the endless parade of reality shows they’ve appeared in have given them a lot of what they have, it’s not always such a good thing:
Glamour: Your family leads such a public life. Is that a good thing?
Kylie: Our family is closer because of the show. And when we are older, we’ ll have the memories on tape. If some of those moments hadn’t been filmed, I wouldn’t remember them!
Kendall: We appreciate everything that we have, but we don’t remember what it’s like to be normal kids who aren’t harassed by the paparazzi. I hate that. We’re underage girls. I don’t want to be followed by random men I don’t know. It can also be hard to deal with other kids who are jealous or mean. I can’t post a picture on Instagram without being criticized.
Kylie: No one really knows what we are like. People read about us on Twitter, but they don’t know what we do all day long. We don’t really have privacy, but we have an aspect that people don’t know about.
Yeah, I’m sure the water runs deep there, ladies. Get those Mensa applications filled out, stat.
February 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Jennifer
It’s Kris Jenner. Kris Jenner is getting her own talk show. I bet you wish you hadn’t asked now, huh?
The show is going to have the very imaginative title of Kris, and it’s going to air for an hour, every single weekday, starting this summer. It’s going to be on Fox. It’s going to have celebrity guests, and Kris is going to discuss beauty and fashion. Basically it’s everything you could ever want.
These are all the details we know right now, but I want you to think about something. We all know how much the Kardashians like to share. Kris’ show is starting this summer. Kim is due this summer. Think about it. I’m not saying that Kim will have the baby on air, but I am saying that there’s a strong possibility that Kim might have her baby on air. Just a suggestion.
January 28, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Emily
Ugh, so how we talked about Kris Jenner and her child-abusing ways last night? Of course she’s already got to say something about it, and it’s to the tune of “F-ck you, people who think I’m a child-abuser.”
From the Huffington Post:
The journal entries make allegations of child abuse against Jenner, detailing that on one occasion in August 1989, “Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill [Kim].”
Ellen claims the journals are authentic and told In Touch, “This was a nightmare for [Robert]… he hated to see them suffer.”
A rep for the Kardashian-Jenner family has denied the allegations, telling Gossip Cop they had “no knowledge of these diaries existing and these accusations are ridiculous and not true.” Even without the family’s statement the claims seem dubious at best given that Ellen seems to pop up every few months with bombshells about the family.
This is the same woman who last year alleged that Robert’s youngest daughter Khloe was not his biological child, but the product of an affair. Despite proof that Khloe is a biological Kardashian, Ellen continues to rehash her theories, even speaking to Life & Style magazine about it just last week — a full year after she made the initial allegations.
What makes her claims to the authenticity of the journals even more suspect is the fact that she waited all this time to come forward with them, and the fact that she and her late husband’s family clearly do not get along. Following her initial allegations about her former step-daughter’s paternity last January, Khloe addressed the claims by tweeting:
“The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself,” and “I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are).”
OK, so do I believe for a second that the diary allegations are false? Oh my God, no. No, I believe that Kris Jenner is as vicious a person as these journals painted her to be, and I think that she’s more mortified that people are even hearing about this personal stuff than she is about having done it to begin with.
In short? Kris Jenner is an evil, evil bitch, and pretty much every time I hear shoddy things about Kris Jenner, I’m totally going to believe it, because that’s just how it is, OK?