Kris Jenner is one of the most desperate women alive today – desperate for attention, desperate for fame, desperate for youth, desperate for her daughters’ lives… you name it, she is clawing for it. That’s why she stopped by the TODAY show to chat to Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb on Thursday to gush about Kim & Kanye‘s magical wedding, complete with Andrea Bocelli performance.
The momager, 58, gushed that her second-eldest daughter’s Florentine nuptials were “so beautiful and magical…it was just a love fest.” In fact, Jenner added, “It was the most wonderful time I think I’ve ever had and it’s hard to explain that to somebody in words.”
Her favorite moment from the wedding? When “Kim thought she was walking down the aisle to a recording of Andrea Bocelli singing,” she explains, “And … all of a sudden she looks over and sees Andrea Bocelli standing there singing … and she looks up and she actually like screamed … it was so cute.”
Kris also wants everyone to know just how ~glamourous~ her hectic lifestyle is, with various members of her family jetting here and there 24/7:
“Yesterday morning I was walking out the door to catch a plane at 4 o’clock in the morning and Kanye was rolling in [through the door at the same time] from New York and I’m like, ‘I can’t keep track!’”
What exactly do you need to keep track of? When Kanye – who is your son-in-law, not your husband or your infant – is coming home? Not buying the Kardashian/Jenner lifestyle as anything worthwhile. It all just seems a bit sad, to me. As for Rob, she just said that everyone is praying for him to get his life together and called him “a great human being”. In other words, he’s a cheeseburger away from being banished from the family.
June 6, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
Oh dear, there is some drama in the Kardashian/Jenner family at the moment, isn’t there? First Rob flew back to LA ahead of Kim and Kanye’s wedding over him appearing in pictures and “bringing down the family name” and now apparently his own mother, momager Kris, has been treating him like shit since she views him as “an obese person with a failed sock line”, which… LOL (even though not LOL).
From Radar Online (via Star Magazine):
“Everyone thinks he skipped the wedding because of Kim, but it’s him mom who makes him feel terrible,” a source told Star magazine.
“Rob is spiraling out of control and it’s all his mother’s fault. The world thinks the Kardashians are so happy, but Kris treats Rob like dirt. He says she’s a monster.”
“Kris says he’s the only one of her kids who is an embarrassment — an obese person with a failed sock line,” the source charged.
“Rob needs to stop lying and own up to the fact that he has issues. Until he admits to his problems, he’s not going to get better.”
I mean, maybe it’s just me, but I sort of feel like Kris is a bigger embarrassment considering she’s trying to rival Joan Rivers in the plastic surgery department and is desperate to live vicariously through putting her daughters on the Hollywood ho stroll. What’s worse – being an awful human being with nothing about you whatsoever personality-wise, or being fat? I’ll take fat, thanks.
I know Rob’s an adult, but can someone please adopt him into their family so he can get away from this bullshit? I actually feel bad for the guy.
June 5, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
Kendall and Kylie Jenner are busy promoting “their” book, Rebels: City of Indra: The Story of Lex and Livia (the fuck is with that title?), so of course the topic of Kendall’s recent purchase of a sprawling new mansion of an apartment came up. Turns out momager Kris wasn’t too happy with her daughter leaving the next and apparently “cried herself to sleep” over it. Just like she did over Kim’s sex tape leaking, eh?
From Live! with Kelly and Michael (via US Weekly):
Kendall… said her mom “definitely came up to me and told me she cried herself to sleep a couple of nights.”
The Vogue model added, in true momager form, Kris wanted to help with everything. “When it actually happened — last week I moved in — and she literally did everything, like helped moving me in and stuff and she’s like, ‘I got it. I got it,’” Kendall revealed, adding, “And I was like, ‘But this is my first place, I want to be able to do it.’”
Ay carumba. I suppose it’ll be harder to micromanage Kendall’s career if she’s not under Kris’ thumb. Then again, it might force Kris to have more time to live her own life rather than trying to live vicariously through her daughters. Still, she has Kylie at home, so she’ll be the next out on the stroll (though she’s already made a valiant start).
June 4, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
Well, you guys called this one in the comments section – Rob Kardashian disappeared from Kim & Kanye‘s European wedding extravaganza this weekend before the ceremony even started, and no one really knew why… except we kinda did. Rob’s fat and he hates being fat (and the rest of his family hates him being fat) and that led to a lot of tension over family photos. So much tension, it seems, that Rob actually hightailed it out of there so as to avoid having to pose for any pictures.
Sources close to the Kardashian clan tell TMZ … Rob has become so insecure and depressed about his appearance … he refused to be in the family wedding pics, despite his family’s encouragement.
We’re told the Kardashians were heartbroken and tried to support Rob, saying he doesn’t look bad … but he still wasn’t down to pose
Things got heated because the more they insisted, the more Rob dug in his heels … and eventually he made the call to fly home alone.
I must say – I doubt Kris or anyone else in that family gave him any “encouragement” (other than encouraging him to go to fat camp and lose weight), but whatever. It’s such a shame for him, man. Dude needs some help – not just in the gym, but with a therapist who can help him mentally/emotionally, as well.
May 26, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Ooookay, wait just a rootin’ tootin’ second here. Kris Jenner claims that there’s some band of “pranksters” out there who are purposely planting false information about the Kardashian/Jenner clan in the media in an effort to sabotage the family, apparently. If that’s not self-righteous enough for you, she thinks it’s someone in that prankster group that started the whole Kris Jenner sex tape “rumour”, as well.
Sources close to Kris tell us, the matriarch is convinced she and the rest of the Kardashian family are the victims in an elaborate prank plot — and she believes the people behind it are the same people who spread rumors she was in a sex tape.
We’re told the group is responsible for a string of pranks against the family — planting bogus stories about the sex tape, Kris dating a rapper, Kim’s wedding, Rob Kardashian in rehab, and more.
Even crazier … Kris believes one of the pranksters has been impersonating her to a tee, booking fake photoshoots and fancy restaurant reservations around the country.
We’re told the group booked a Kardashian reservation at every Nobu in America last week — and Kris only found out when her phone rang off the hook with requests to confirm. We’re told Kris has now given her favorite restaurants code words to verify Kardashian reservations from here out.
I mean… I guess it’s possible or something? I know people have a lot of spare time on their hands and do stupid shit, but creating fake restaurant reservations? What would be the point, honestly? Also, in re: the sex tape, she wouldn’t have been so worked up about it/continued talking about it if it didn’t exist. How can someone blackmail you over something they don’t have? Think about it, Kris – you’re your own worst “prankster”.
April 18, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
Kris Jenner has a medical problem that required her to go to the hospital, and even though they’re separated when times get tough her go-to person is still Bruce.
We’ve learned Kris just went to a hospital in Thousand Oaks — near her home — for X-rays and possible tests for an undisclosed medical problem. She was accompanied by Bruce, who we believe came from his home in Malibu to be with her.
Kris and Bruce have actually become closer we’re told since their separation, because there’s no tension over the relationship anymore — they’re simply close friends and confidantes.
Again … it’s unclear why Kris needed to go the hospital.
Huh. I’m assuming it’s nothing all that urgent, and frankly it’s none of our business what it is anyway, but hope she’s okay. I know I’m no Kris Jenner fan, but I don’t wish bad shit on anyone, whether I like them or not (and let’s be honest – we don’t actually know her, so “not liking her” means nothing in the real world).
By the way, E! News says this was about some “internal pains” she was having and she got a scan for “precautionary reasons”.