I figured today would be as good a day as any to visit Kim through the years, and take one last glimpse of her while she’s still a hard-bopping, social singleton. Will you be tuning in to the crazy, worldwide coverage of girlfriend’s wedding?
Also. How long do you think these guys are going to stick with this whole marriage bit? Khloe and Lamar have surprised me, staying together as long as they have (but good on those two crazy-asses, sure), and I really think it’s only a matter of time before Kourtney WAKES THE EFF UP, realizes that a douche doesn’t change its spots and kicks Scott Sickdick‘s ass to the curb, but … do Kim and Kris have what it takes to go the distance, guys? Don’t be shy now.
The Kardashian girls were photographed this past weekend at the party held in Kim’s honor, which took place at a hotel in Las Vegas. Just judging by the photos, it seems that the Las Vegas sunshine must be quite different than that of LA or NYC or – anywhere but Seaside Heights, New Jersey - because everyone in attendance had some kind of weird, radioactive orange glow.
Don’t get me wrong, the girls look good – and so do Khloe and Kourtney – but orange? Unless that’s the color of the bridesmaid dresses or something, I’m not quite sure that’s the look we should be going for, what with this big expensive wedding coming up so soon and all.
Are you guys stoked about the nuptials being televised?
Check out photos of Kim’s dance party and the rest of the pics taken poolside.
Because when you get engaged after six months of dating with a ring that’s big enough to murder someone and you want to have a wedding as big as that royal one, getting married in two months just makes sense.
This information comes from Life & Style from an unnamed insider, but I believe it, mostly because poor Kim has been itching to get married for a while now. Besides, can you imagine what this is going to do for her TV show? People love fancy weddings, and, for whatever reason, people also love the Kardashians. This is going to be huge for the shameful side of reality television.
Here’s the “official” reason for the rushed wedding:
“The wedding is going to be at the end of July or the beginning of August,” an insider tells Life & Style. “The reason they’re rushing it is because they want to do it before the basketball season starts again, so that they have time to have a romantic honeymoon!”
“He fits in [with the family] already. I think they’re just themselves, and I think that’s the most important thing. Kim is totally herself in front of him. Everything is easy, comfortable, no stress.”
Kourtney on how well Kris Humphries fits into the Kardashian family. I’m still trying to decide whether or not he should be insulted by something like that, but then I get all confused over who Kim is if she’s not herself in front of the rest of us? I mean, the concept of the REAL Kim Kardashian is a totally overwhelming paradox. But then I get stuck back on Kris fitting in with the Kardashians. And I know that if he were a regular, non-magical creature, he probably have a hard time of it. But trolls kick it with trolls, so I suppose I’m not at all surprised. Moving on!
The happy pair of lovebirds were photographed publicly for the first time together since announcing their engagement, and of course Kim took every opportunity to flash the gigantic emerald-shaped diamond that, you know, would STILL be fucking obvious even if she tried to hide it in her ass. That, my friends? Is how you know that this sucker is just positively HUGE.
On May 18, at her Beverly Hills home, her boyfriend of just six months, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, was waiting in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”
According to an interview with People magazine, Kim was shocked:
“I didn’t expect this at all. I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.”
The ring is a 20.5 carat (a little excessive if you ask me, holy cripes) custom design by famed diamond queen, Lorraine Schwartz. The two haven’t confirmed that a date is set, but if you ‘know’ Kim Kardashian like we all do, the date will be wicked sooner rather than later. I also know that a lot of you think Kim is this trashy, vapid little ho, but in all honesty, I do kind of like her and I’m actually happy for her. I hope it works out. She’s going to be a gorgeous bride, and this. is finally. her moment.