Don’t ever get famous, or at least make sure you don’t have a family when you do because they will run their traps to any press outlet that will listen. That’s what’s going on now with Kris Humphries‘ aunt and uncle (like, why bother?) – he claims that Kris wants revenge against she-devil and couch-ass haver Kim Kardashian. In fact, he actually wants a “pound of flesh” from her, which I’m sure she’ll be glad to donate ten-fold, if all the bullshit about her horror at her pregnancy weight gain are to be believed.
But his aunt Dedria said yesterday: “It was a sham. My understanding of marriage is people are going to give it more than 72 days unless there’s serious abuse.”
Dedria, 55, added at her home in Lansing, Michigan: “If I felt somebody had duped me and used me in front of the whole world, I would be very angry.”
If the marriage is annulled, Kris could argue that the pre-nuptial agreement was not legitimate — and he would be freed from the confidentiality clause which prevents him from publicly shaming his ex.
Dedria declared: “An annulment says it wasn’t valid in the first place. She should admit that it was a sham at the very least.”
Her husband, Kris’s uncle Mike, 60, revealed that Kris’ hard line in the divorce battle is because he wants REVENGE.
He said: “I can just see him wanting a pound of flesh back. I believe he wants payback.”
Was the marriage a sham? Obviously. Is Kris Humphries the biggest dope to ever roam planet earth? Definitely. Who in the hell is stupid enough to believe that it’s true love with Kim Kardashian? An idiot, that’s who. She’s keeping that expensive ass ring and now she’s having Kanye’s baby, the end.
But seriously, Aunt Dedria and Uncle Mike? Cool it. Kris is a big enough dolt on his own without you helping him look worse.
Kris Humphries and Lindsay Lohan have something in common: both got dumped by their lawyers. Marshall Waller, lawyer of said alpaca, played the irreconcilable differences card and split. Oh man, ouch. And on Valentine’s Day, too! Just for fun, since this is what I consider fun, I Googled Marshall Waller to see who else he’s represented and found reviews of him, like a Yelp for lawyers. Most of them favorable! And in case you were wondering, he charges $295 – $525 per hour. Super!
Hopefully Humphries can find a new lawyer soon so this poor horrible nightmare for Kim “My Face Looks Super Different But I Haven’t Done Anything To It” Kardashian and Kanye “This Is Why People Hate Me” West can end. Ms. Kardashian said that she really, really wants to be legally divorced before her baby is born, to which everyone says, “Lol, no, that’s not how the law works, sorry.”
Which side are you rooting for? I’m guessing most of you are going to comment with, “neither.”
Well, goodness gracious! All this time that Kris Humphries has been pushing for an annulment, Kim Kardashian has been perfectly willing to agree to his terms – the marriage was a fraud, y’all – but she hasn’t yet. And you know why? It’s because Kris Jenner is the worst mom ever, that’s why.
Kim Kardashian is willing to give her estranged husband, NBA star Kris Humphries, an annulment on the grounds that the marriage is fraudulent, but her momager, Kris Jenner, has shot it down because she fears that it will damage the Kardashian brand, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
“Kim has made it known that she is ready to give Kris an annulmentbecause she just wants to move on with her life. If she doesn’t give an annulment, Kim will be forced to testify at a trial after her baby is born this summer, which is the last thing she will want to do,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively.
“Kim’s baby daddy, Kanye West, doesn’t understand why she hasn’t already just given Kris the annulment. Kim’s momager, Kris Jenner is adamantly protesting to her daughter’s idea because of the possible ramifications it could have for the Kardashian empire. Kris is concerned about the negative press and criticism Kim will get if she goes through with it. Kris’ main concern is how E! would react to Kim’s decision since the network aired their wedding special,” the insider added.
I still don’t understand this seemingly constant fear of “damaging the brand.” It’s not like this is the thing that’s going to make or break the Kardashians. No, the Kardashians have move passed that point, and now they will live on regardless. Like cockroaches.
But still, would an annulment really do more damage than that tiny little Kimye baby at the divorce trial?