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7Kris Humphries Is After a Pound of Flesh From Kim Kardashian

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Don’t ever get famous, or at least make sure you don’t have a family when you do because they will run their traps to any press outlet that will listen. That’s what’s going on now with Kris Humphries‘ aunt and uncle (like, why bother?) – he claims that Kris wants revenge against she-devil and couch-ass haver Kim Kardashian. In fact, he actually wants a “pound of flesh” from her, which I’m sure she’ll be glad to donate ten-fold, if all the bullshit about her horror at her pregnancy weight gain are to be believed.

But his aunt Dedria said yesterday: “It was a sham. My understanding of marriage is people are going to give it more than 72 days unless there’s serious abuse.”

Dedria, 55, added at her home in Lansing, Michigan: “If I felt somebody had duped me and used me in front of the whole world, I would be very angry.”

If the marriage is annulled, Kris could argue that the pre-nuptial agreement was not legitimate — and he would be freed from the confidentiality clause which prevents him from publicly shaming his ex.

Dedria declared: “An annulment says it wasn’t valid in the first place. She should admit that it was a sham at the very least.”

Her husband, Kris’s uncle Mike, 60, revealed that Kris’ hard line in the divorce battle is because he wants REVENGE.

He said: “I can just see him wanting a pound of flesh back. I believe he wants payback.”

Was the marriage a sham? Obviously. Is Kris Humphries the biggest dope to ever roam planet earth? Definitely. Who in the hell is stupid enough to believe that it’s true love with Kim Kardashian? An idiot, that’s who. She’s keeping that expensive ass ring and now she’s having Kanye’s baby, the end.

But seriously, Aunt Dedria and Uncle Mike? Cool it. Kris is a big enough dolt on his own without you helping him look worse.

March 12, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

9Kris Humphries’ Lawyer Dumped Him

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Kris Humphries and Lindsay Lohan have something in common: both got dumped by their lawyers. Marshall Waller, lawyer of said alpaca, played the irreconcilable differences card and split. Oh man, ouch. And on Valentine’s Day, too! Just for fun, since this is what I consider fun, I Googled Marshall Waller to see who else he’s represented and found reviews of him, like a Yelp for lawyers. Most of them favorable! And in case you were wondering, he charges $295 – $525 per hour. Super!

Hopefully Humphries can find a new lawyer soon so this poor horrible nightmare for Kim “My Face Looks Super Different But I Haven’t Done Anything To It” Kardashian and Kanye “This Is Why People Hate Me” West can end. Ms. Kardashian said that she really, really wants to be legally divorced before her baby is born, to which everyone says, “Lol, no, that’s not how the law works, sorry.”

Which side are you rooting for? I’m guessing most of you are going to comment with, “neither.”

 

Via Eonline.

February 15, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

14Kris Jenner Won’t Let Kim Kardashian Get That Annulment

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Well, goodness gracious! All this time that Kris Humphries has been pushing for an annulment, Kim Kardashian has been perfectly willing to agree to his terms – the marriage was a fraud, y’all – but she hasn’t yet. And you know why? It’s because Kris Jenner is the worst mom ever, that’s why.

From Radar:

Kim Kardashian is willing to give her estranged husband, NBA star Kris Humphries, an annulment on the grounds that the marriage is fraudulent, but her momager, Kris Jenner, has shot it down because she fears that it will damage the Kardashian brand, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

“Kim has made it known that she is ready to give Kris an annulmentbecause she just wants to move on with her life. If she doesn’t give an annulment, Kim will be forced to testify at a trial after her baby is born this summer, which is the last thing she will want to do,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

“Kim’s baby daddy, Kanye West, doesn’t understand why she hasn’t already just given Kris the annulment. Kim’s momager, Kris Jenner is adamantly protesting to her daughter’s idea because of the possible ramifications it could have for the Kardashian empire. Kris is concerned about the negative press and criticism Kim will get if she goes through with it. Kris’ main concern is how E! would react to Kim’s decision since the network aired their wedding special,” the insider added.

I still don’t understand this seemingly constant fear of “damaging the brand.” It’s not like this is the thing that’s going to make or break the Kardashians. No, the Kardashians have move passed that point, and now they will live on regardless. Like cockroaches.

But still, would an annulment really do more damage than that tiny little Kimye baby at the divorce trial?

January 18, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Emily

8Of Course Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Are Fighting Over The Ring

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From Radar:

Kris Humphries wants the gigantic engagement ring back that he gave to Kim Kardashian, but the reality star is steadfastly refusing to return it to her husband of just 72 days, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

As we previously reported, the basketball player scored a huge discount on the massive bauble, which was valued at a retail price of $2 million, but he still splashed out a cool $750,000 of his hard earned cash for the stunning 20.5 carat diamond Lorraine Schwartz ring, and believes Kardashian should do the right thing and give it back.

“Kris is adamant that he wants the ring back,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “And it’s becoming a real sticking point between his and Kim’s attorneys. She has made it plain that she has no intention of returning it though and feels she is within her legal right to refuse as she went through with the wedding. However, Kris contends that the marriage was a total sham and that Kim only wed him for publicity so therefore she has no right to keep such an expensive gift.

“Kris doesn’t understand why Kim would even want to keep the ring anyway. It obviously has no sentimental value as she has publicly declared their wedding as ‘a huge mistake’ and she certainly doesn’t need the money, so why doesn’t she just return it to him?”

Oh my god, this isn’t even fun anymore. These two have been trying to get divorced for longer than they’ve been together: their entire relationship, the meeting, the dating, the engagement, and the marriage all took place within one year, and they’ve been separated since last Halloween. It’s ridiculous. It’s not even good gossip, it’s just frustrating. It’s not like Kim or Kris are really going to suffer without the money or the sentiment of this stupid gaudy ring. Who the f-ck cares. I just want to see Kanye testify in court, that is literally the only thing I care about in regards to this dumb divorce.

December 4, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Emily

0It’s All Happening to Kim, Kanye, and Kris All at Once

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Hey, did you guys hear? Kris Humphries got kicked out of a basketball game last night in Boston. Here’s a clip of Kris and Rajon Rondo shoving one another, because OOH BADASS shoving:

Bunch of f-cking morons. Yes, let’s push one another into the crowd so that innocent bystanders get injured, because that’s thoughtful. Losers.

Anyway, this is what Kim Kardashian is contending with as her divorce continues to chug right along (making almost no progress whatever)—and the fact that Kanye West is being dragged into proceedings again. What’s happening now (aside from more nothing) is that Kris is still insisting that Kim orchestrated the entire relationship and subsequent marriage for television ratings, and Kris’s team subpoenaed Kanye West in order to testify under oath (of course) that he, as a close, personal friend of Kim’s, never knew anything about her plan.

Personally, DUH, of course Kim married this dickhead for ratings, because it’s not like he’s got this shining personality full of selflessness and integrity (as demonstrated on the basketball court), and honestly, I don’t even know why that’s even being contested. It’s no wonder Kris gets squdouche in the pre-nup, because she knew that she was going to divorce his ass anyway. But naturally, Kim’s team claim that Kris is dragging the whole thing out and ordered Kris and his team to stop all the stalling.

The trial is set for February 15th, a day after the most romantic day in the whole entire world*, and won’t that be just a joy to behold.

*Don’t. You know better.

November 29, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah

23Kris Humphries Is Getting Sued for Having Herpes

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Or, more specifically, Kris Humphries is getting sued for having herpes and then having sex with someone else and thus transferring some of his herpes to a new home. You can’t get sued for just having herpes. I think.

From TMZ:

Kayla Goldberg claims she met Kris in August, 2010 at the Newsroom Cafe on Robertson Blvd in L.A. — long before Kris met Kim Kardashian. The two flirted, exchanged numbers, and Kayla claims that night they met up at Trousdale nightclub on the Sunset Strip.

According to the suit, Kris came on to Kayla, touching, kissing and dancing with her. Kayla claims he took her to his hotel and they had sex multiple times … including oral sex. The suit claims during a portion of the sexual encounter Kris did not wear a condom.

The lawsuit claims Kris did not inform Kayla he had herpes — and she claims in the suit that he did indeed have the disease.

Kayla says a week later she was diagnosed with herpes. Her symptoms included a sore throat, fever, body aches and immobilizing pain, as well as extreme vaginal irritation and painful lesions on her genitalia.

She’s suing for sexual battery claiming Kris knew he had herpes when they hooked up and didn’t tell her.

Kayla — who put her full name in the lawsuit — is suing for unspecified damages.

Well, ok, bullshit. I mean, it’s obviously wrong to have unprotected sex with someone without telling them you have an STD. That’s a pretty shitty move. But if you’re going to have sex with someone, especially someone that you’re not in a committed relationship with, you should probably wear a condom, you know? Because right or wrong, you can’t trust some dude who’s trying to hook up with you to tell you upfront if he has any friends down below. You’ve got to look out for yourself.

And I’m saying this as someone who doesn’t have herpes (swearsies!), but I didn’t think herpes was that big of a deal. I’m sure it’s not super fun, but there are definitely worse STDs to get. And that’s why you wear a raincoat, kids. I know, I know, if you wear a raincoat, you can’t feel the rain, but you have to remember that sometimes the rain has gonorrhea.

Oh, but Kris Humphries wants you to know that he doesn’t even have herpes. So carry on, friends.

August 30, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily
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