What else would you expect from the Kardashians, something private, low-key, and kept out of the public eye? Surely you jest!
The Kardashian girls were photographed this past weekend at the party held in Kim’s honor, which took place at a hotel in Las Vegas. Just judging by the photos, it seems that the Las Vegas sunshine must be quite different than that of LA or NYC or – anywhere but Seaside Heights, New Jersey - because everyone in attendance had some kind of weird, radioactive orange glow.
Don’t get me wrong, the girls look good – and so do Khloe and Kourtney – but orange? Unless that’s the color of the bridesmaid dresses or something, I’m not quite sure that’s the look we should be going for, what with this big expensive wedding coming up so soon and all.
Are you guys stoked about the nuptials being televised?
Check out photos of Kim’s dance party and the rest of the pics taken poolside.
July 25, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah
Ten random thoughts about this whole deal:
9. At the :20 mark, Kourtney Kardashian IS Michael Jackson.
8. Bruce Jenner is WAY too into this.
7. Is Kris Humphries in this video? The quality on my laptop sucks right now, but I want to be sure I laugh extra-hard if that is him with the white T and sunglasses.
6. I GET IT. You’re rich, you have a boat, the boat is centrally located on some water.
5. 2:00 mark: We were waiting for you, Khloe. … and your, um, blinking LED ring.
4. Those are THE ugliest gold shoes I’ve ever seen. And no, you do not get extra points for walking like you’re something else in them.
2. Who’s weird cabana-on-stilts/reject from Swiss Family Robinson thing is this?
1. Scott Disick doing anything except being a smarmy, smirky git. Fuck yes.
Well that was fun. What stuck out to you guys?
May 31, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
“He fits in [with the family] already. I think they’re just themselves, and I think that’s the most important thing. Kim is totally herself in front of him. Everything is easy, comfortable, no stress.”
Kourtney on how well Kris Humphries fits into the Kardashian family. I’m still trying to decide whether or not he should be insulted by something like that, but then I get all confused over who Kim is if she’s not herself in front of the rest of us? I mean, the concept of the REAL Kim Kardashian is a totally overwhelming paradox. But then I get stuck back on Kris fitting in with the Kardashians. And I know that if he were a regular, non-magical creature, he probably have a hard time of it. But trolls kick it with trolls, so I suppose I’m not at all surprised. Moving on!
May 31, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah
Is that a jumpsuit that Kourtney Kardashian is rocking? Would you call that a jumpsuit? Because I don’t know. Maybe ‘baggy unitard’ would be a better descriptor. Or, just, you know, ‘fucking atrocity made from spandex and polyester in a really unfortunate color.’ What color, you ask? ‘Camel toe,’ of course.
April 1, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
“You know, I just realized there’s bigger things in the world than just being a selfish, self-centered, prick. There’s times that it’s difficult but, you know, the good outweighs the bad. It’s nice having a healthier lifestyle than I used to have. … I mean, I get along better, I think in general, with everybody in the world. Not only my family, but just even the surrounding people.”
Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy, with a whole new attitude to go along with that smarmy-looking face. Disick, if you’ll remember, was a raging, insulting alcoholic that finally decided he needed to clean his act up. Still, it’s a shame that boyfriend still wears that same egg-suck dog look on his head, because although it’s awesome that he’s embraced sobriety or whatever and a better lifestyle, his face still screams ‘Pretentious douche!’ much like Paris Hilton’s vadge would STILL scream ‘Scabies!’ even if she became a nun or something.
March 14, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah
I will just laugh myself into the grave over that headline. Giggling myself six feet deep is what I’m doing over here.
After the whole Kardashian Kard fiasco (not that kard, the other one), you’d think Kourt, Khloe and Kim would show some discretion when putting their name on a product, but no. Now the girls have introduced a collection of Silly Bandz, those rubber bracelets you probably saw your kids and cousins swapping under the table like, last Easter. That’s when these things were popular. To come out with a collection of Silly Bandz in 2011 is like coming out with a collection of Timbaland-style high heel boots in 2009– just completely fucking tragically late and unstylish.
Thankfully, I have no problem being ugly and irrelevant, so I will be picking up a pack of these bad girls ASAP. A rubber Khloe Kardashian on my wrist? Is it my birthday again?!
And while we’re on the topic, what other reality shows should they turn into Silly Bandz collections? I’d like a Real World San Francisco pack and even though I don’t watch the show, I’m sure a The Biggest Loser collection would be amazing. Just little sandwich and tear-shaped pieces of rubber?