The other day I reported about how Kourtney Kardashian got pregnant by forgetting to take her birth control pill. And I voiced concern, because if you can’t remember to take one pill a day to avoid creating a human, you probably are going to have a bit of trouble actually raising a human.
Well today’s revelation — we should just expect these daily media announcements from now until the kid graduates college — was about how she told her sister and mom that she was expecting. Reminder: Kourtney Kardashian is 30-years-old.
“It was so hard for me to tell Kim and my mom,” Kourtney tells PEOPLE. “Khloe and I called Kim on speakerphone, and I made Khloe tell her. I think Kim thought we were lying! Kim was excited, but I feel like her first reaction was like, ‘Why? What are you doing?’ It was really just shock. Especially since we are so extremely close, anything that happens in our family is earth-shattering to us. But she was excited. She just wanted to make sure that I had thought this through.”
Kourtney waited until she returned home to Los Angeles to break the news to her mom, Kris. “I was scared,” Kourtney admits.
So with Khloe at her side, Kourtney says she told Kris, “Okay, we have to tell you something. It’s serious.” Khloe then broke the news to Jenner, who’s initial reaction was a mix of shock and joy. “It took her a minute to digest it,” says Kourtney. “She didn’t even know Scott was around since we broken up, so was like ‘Scott, who?’ “
Since then, though, Kourtney says her mom and Disick get along, and any issues they had are a thing of the past.
Kourtney has some serious growing up to do which will probably happen right about the time that a seven-pound terror passes through her pelvis and she can’t get her sister to handle the pain for her.
In other Kardashian news, Kim was seen dining with Reggie Bush at a Ruth Chris steakhouse Monday night. So maybe those two are back “on” again. Oh, I can only hope.
August 18, 2009 at 2:35 pm by Wendie
I think most people who watch that Kardashian show already knew this, but this morning Kourtney confessed that her ex, and now current, boyfriend Scott Disick is the baby’s father. I don’t know enough about the show to determine if this is good or not, but based on what I’ve read online, he sounds like a real ass.
I’ll tell you what concerns me most. Kourtney also spoke on Ryan Seacrest’s morning show today and explained that she always forgets to take her pill — that’s how she ended up pregnant. Kourtney, I am here to tell you that there are so many fucking things you need to remember when you have a kid. There’s, like, diaper changes and feedings and carpools, medicine dosing and orthodontist appointments. So. Much.
Kardashian is 30 and it just seems like she should have enough maturity to be able to remember one pill a day. Taking a pill isn’t time consuming, it doesn’t require talent, and I think she can afford the $30 monthly co-pay. Protecting yourself from getting pregnant before you’re ready is important! She could have set an alarm reminder on her Blackberry — that’s how I remember to get my kid off the bus every day. One little swallow could have prevented this!
August 13, 2009 at 11:08 am by Wendie
Holy hell, I can’t even cope this with. Kourtney Kardashian — you know, the Kardashian sister that’s not the really famous one or the tranny one — is pregnant. She’s due around
Kristmas Christmas. She won’t say who the dad is, although rumors are she’s back together with her former flame, Scott Disick (she won’t confirm that).
The only thing she’ll say is that interested parties will have to watch her new show, Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami, which debuts Sunday on E!. (And, if you can believe it, E! Online broke the story. HOW DID THEY EVER GET A SCOOP LIKE THAT?)
But here’s what just kills me — she says she’s due around Christmas. That means she’s around four-and-a-half months pregnant. She claims she found out she was pregnant while they were filming this series. So basically she knew, and her family knew, and the entire E! crew knew, but they were all keeping it a big giant secret so that it could be announced the week before her series aired and generate a shitload of publicity for the show. This baby is still in utero and they’re already plotting ways to make it profitable. Just sayin’.
August 12, 2009 at 10:30 pm by Evil Beet
WTF is Courtenay Semel doing on a red carpet with Kourtney Kardashian???
She is supposed to be Tila Tequila’s red carpet whore!!!
What a back-stabbing little red carpet SLUT.
I’m also a little bit concerned about having these two in such close proximity, lest the universe implode under the sheer force of so many deviant spellings of “Courtney.”
August 20, 2008 at 11:48 am by Evil Beet
I laughed so hard when I came across this pic.
You guys remember last week’s episode of Project Runway? Where they had to create fashion “dos” from fashion “don’ts”?
And one of the fashion “don’ts” was underwear as outerwear?
Enter Kourtney Kardashian as Exhibit A.
At the Breakthrough of the Year awards in LA.
Image via WENN
December 10, 2007 at 12:05 pm by Evil Beet
It’s called “Keeping up with the Kardashians” and it premieres October 14 on E!
The series is, I suppose, about Kim and her less-attractive sisters. Yup, Kimmy totally swam on the right side of that gene pool.
The premiere party was held Tuesday night at the Pacific Design Center in LA.
Bruce Jenner was there, along with Kim’s BFF Brittny Gastineau, but Brody Jenner was conspicuously absent. In fact, it doesn’t look like he’s really a part of the show. Hmmm. I wonder why that is. I can’t believe a famewhore like Brody would voluntarily turn it down.
For the occasion, Kim decided to take a break from her typical hooker clothes. Instead, she dressed like a hooker … in the 1940s.
Thanks for keeping it fresh, Kimmy!