Ha! I just noticed that the word “who’re” is basically just “whore” with an apostrophe cutting it in half, signifying a contraction. WHORE. Or if you want to go with phonetics, “WHO-er.”

Anyway, whores aside, because this post has absolutely nothing to do with Kris Jenner or Kim Kardashian, Garrett Hedlund and Kirsten Dunst are still together, can you even believe it? We reported that these two were rumored to be dating back in January, back when I wasn’t privileged enough to really know who Garrett Hedlund really was, but guys, since I’ve seen Country Strong, I can tell you that I do and man am I envious of Kirsten Dunst. What a catch! Rumor has it, too, that these guys are engaged. The engagement was said to have gone down during a 30th Birthday celebration for Kirsten held at the Chateau Marmont earlier in the month:

“(He) asked her to marry him. She thought he was kidding because there was no engagement ring – but he told her one would be coming soon, and they kissed passionately for about a minute. Everyone applauded!”

Don’t get too excited, though—Garrett’s rep has come forward and negated the allegations (but it was probably because Garrett didn’t have a damn ring. What kind of celebrity proposes publicly without a ring? Not exactly well-thought-out, huh?):

“… a spokesperson for the TRON: Legacy hunk has dismissed the rumors, telling WENN, “(The report is) so not true.”

So, I don’t know. But they sure look happy together, don’t they? And what cute kids they’d have, too!

These are some pictures of the always lovely Kirsten Dunst from this month’s issue of Vogue Italia. They’re gorgeous, aren’t they? All the trees and leaves and plants and water and sunshine, ugh, it’s like a dream. A beautiful, vivid dream starring Kirsten Dunst. Sounds like last night, am I right?

But really, can I just say that I love the hell out of Kirsten Dunst? She always has something interesting to say, and she always looks so pretty in photo shoots. Not to mention her movies, come on. I mean, if we’re being honest here, the last Kirsten Dunst movie I’ve seen, besides the Spider-Man movies, was Bring It On, but Bring It On was a great film.  Not to mention Dick, Interview with the Vampire, Jumanji, and, my all time absolute favorite Kirsten Dunst movie that has ever been or will ever be, Drop Dead Gorgeous. Flawless, you guys. That’s what Kirsten Dunst is.

And if there was every any doubt to that, just check out these magnificent pictures. Which are stunning. Have I used enough adjectives to get across my feelings on these pictures?

Images courtesy of Hollywood Rag

You guys! I’d totally forgotten about this, but I had a subscription to Teen People when I was in high school. I only kept one issue. Just one. But! It’s the 1st Annual Celebrity Style Awards issue! That means we can point and gawk at some of the dumb crap our favorite stars were wearing in the late 90s.

Here’s a look at the November 1998 issue:

I included a profile of “new talent” Paul Walker (check the gallery!), who will be appearing in upcoming movies like Pleasantville, Varsity Blues, and Brokedown Palace.

I especially recommend the photo spread titled “Hair Watch,” which focuses on bleached spiky 90s hair, as sported by the likes of Mark McGrath, David Boreanaz, and Seth Green. However, it’s the ladies—Sarah Jessica Parker and Jamie Pressly among them—who take the cake for dumbest 90s ‘dos.

I also included a scan of “Star Tracks” because A) I had completely forgotten about Jonny Lang, and B) how the hell does Lukas Haas know Vincent Gallo? I am not too sure Vincent Gallo belongs in a teen magazine.

Under “Star Woes: Their Most Embarrassing Moments,” Kirsten Dunst says:

I’m really proud of going on Jeopardy! and winning $10,000 for charity. But I was so embarrassed because I couldn’t get my buzzer to work right. Now people [who were watching the broadcast must] think that I’m the biggest ditz. I only answered like five questions.

I finally watched Kirsten’s heinous Jeopardy performance on YouTube sometime last year, and she’s right: I thought she was the biggest ditz.

From the article “Getting ‘N Sync”:

Five good-looking guys from Florida form a singing group, make it big overseas and then bring their catchy pop songs back home, where they instantly captivate the American teen market.

Hmmmm. Does this tune sound a little familiar? Yes and no. It’s true that, on the surface, ‘N Sync’s story certainly reads like Backstreet Boys: The Sequel. They have the same manager (Johnny Wright, also of New Kids on the Block fame), the same home base (Orlando) and the same secret weapon (a sexy blond—the baby of the band—guaranteed to melt the female masses). But spend a little time with the tight-knit quintet—James Lance Bass, 19; Joey Fatone Jr., 21; Chris Kirkpatrick, 26; Joshua “JC” Chasez, 22; and Justin Timberlake (the noted blond), 17—and you’ll find that they’re as different from Backstreet as Third Eye Blind is from Matchbox20.

Elsewhere, 98 Degrees is noted, but no mention of Nick Lachey anywhere. Another article, “Felicity Fever,” promises a too-in-depth look at “the set of the most talked-about new TV series.”

There is a centerfold of a movie poster for Meet Joe Black. I didn’t scan it, but I did scan the “Got Milk” ad starring Joshua Jackson.

Of course there are the 1st Annual Celebrity Style Awards: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Claire Danes, Drew Barrymore, Mariah Carey, Cameron Diaz, and Jennifer Aniston all get props, along with Jakob Dylan (remember him?!) and Aaliyah (sigh). I didn’t scan in the other two dudes because they are boring, but both Leonardo DiCaprio and Will Smith received accolades.

Also: holy God, Melissa Joan Hart can barely dress herself. Reese Witherspoon, however, always dressed with the trends and still managed to look cute.

Also: UGH. I really thought this was a fun idea—until I was actually scanning everything in, that is. I encountered some truly gnarly technical difficulties with the Kodak ESP 9250, so I hope you appreciate what I do for you.

You might recognize him, or at the very least, his name – Garrett Hedlund ring a bell, anyone? He was in Troy, Friday Night Lights, Tron, and also, that REAL crappy Gwyneth Paltrow movie that I was convinced that I’d almost see by accident, Country Strong.

Funny thing is, though, all this time I thought Garrett Hedlund was one of the guys in the Twilight movies, and it actually turns out he’s not. First, I thought he was Cam Gigandet, who played ‘James’ in the first film, and then I thought, no, maybe he played Riley Biers, the newborn vampire that starts a whole coven of newborn vampires in Eclipse, but after a very superficial investigation, I found out that ‘Riley’s’ name is actually Xavier Samuel, and that vampire appearance was really sort of the only thing he’s done in life.

Talk about being uninformed on my B-list actor homies. I should be ashamed of myself, but definitely not of Kirsten Dunst. I’m hearing that these two have actually been dating since October, and that’s something that she should be proud of and kind of shout from the mountaintops or something, you know? Don’t be so quick to hide it, girl!

“The last time I cut my hair short, my boyfriend at the time was like, ‘You look so much better with short hair.’ So I cut it off. I know, I know, so stupid! My girlfriend thinks he just didn’t want any guys to look at me. … I attract a difference kind of boy when my hair’s red. I get more quality men—like a more thoughtful, nerdy dude.”

- Kirsten Dunst tells Lucky magazine about her different hairstyles and those hairstyles’ effect on menfolk.

When I first read this quote, I was all “sure, Kirsten” in this really catty way (you guys, I am such a bitch), but then I thought about it more, and I can dig it. I’m a natural brunette, and I’ve never really played around with coloring that much, but back in January I dyed my hair red, and I really did get quite a bit more attention from guys. And I recently cut my hair short – about this length – and everyone, my mom, my best friend, so many ladies in my life said “oh, that’s really cute, but does your boyfriend like it?” So I guess Kirsten’s right.

What about you guys? Do you get different attention based on your hair? Any ideas on how that works?

We here at Evil Beet have somewhat of a crush on Kirsten Dunst, and what’s better than seeing the naked boobies of the girl you’re crushing on, am I right? The stills below the jump are from Kirsten’s upcoming movie, Melancholia, where she plays the sister of Charlotte Gainsbourg, and opposite Kiefer Sutherland and Alexander Skarsgard. According to IMDB:

Two sisters find their already strained relationship challenged as a mysterious new planet threatens to collide into the Earth.

Sure, OK. Sounds good. Plus, it’s got Kiefer, which, in my book, is a bonus. HOT HOT KIEFER. The best thing, however, about the flick? Boobs. Kirsten’s got some seriously great boobs, no joke. And if you don’t believe me, well, jump on in and check them out in all of their NSFW glory. The trailer’s down there, too, in case you happen to find the plotline more than scintillating. (I do!)

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