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Kim Kardashian

Kanye Really Wants to Marry Kim, I Guess

I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to marry Kim Kardashian? Kim’s spouses get super fancy weddings, a television show, and all the humiliation and regret that they could ever hope for! And look at that ass! We could all do a lot worse in life than being Mr. Kim Kardashian. Kanye knows this, because Kanye has knowledge of all things...

Music and Video to Slit Your Wrists To on This Fine Sunday

Ahem. By the numbers, now, shall we? :32 (this is going to be a long one, guys). Already I want to kill myself. How am I going to make it through the remaining four-plus minutes? Pack it in and hold on folks. :41. Good thing Kendall and Kylie Jenner have their MOM to teach them how to dance like little whores on a boat. These two have a long...