Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kim Kardashian

It’s Tuesday, They’re Not in Love

For your analysis, here is a picture of Kim Kardashian on Sunday night at PURE nightclub.  They look happy, right?  Then, why on Monday did they announce their split? The pair, who...

Lady Gaga Suffers From Heartburn

Poor Lady Gaga’s chest exploded whilst performing at the 20th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada. Also there was Audrina Patridge in a cheap and ill-fitting dress, my...

Kim Kardashian Wigs Out

Kim Kardashian sported a new look as she participated in a photo shoot for my all-time favorite magazine, O.  Ken Paves, the ridiculous stylist responsible for Jessica Simpson’s...

An Engagement Ends And Another Begins

On the tail of things not workingout too well for Christina Ricci, comes news that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are newly engaged.  Kim was talking earlier this month about picking out...

Love It Or Hate It?

Kim Kardashian in a (size 2, natch) cropped pantsuit.  Kim Kardashian in gladiator sandals.  Kim Kardashian as a blond.  Love or hate any or all of it?

Quotables

“I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound...

Love It Or Hate It?

What do you think of Kim Kardashian’s look?  Oh, sure, you might hone right in on the jeans with perfectly placed holes in them but I immediately focused on the macrame drapery tie...

Signs You Might Not Be Fit For Breeding

If after the events of this past week it suddenly occurred to you that adopting a chimpanzee would be a magnificent idea then please for the love of all things holy tie your own tubes.

Are We Sure Fergie Is Off The Meth?

What do you think of Fergie’s look?  She looks like a wealthy socialite.  A ninety-year-old wealthy socialite. A ninety-year-old-wealthy socialite who doesn’t know better than...