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Kim Kardashian wants to ruin another child’s life

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It’s bad enough that poor little North West will have to deal with the fact that she’s the child of the biggest narcissists in the world, but things are about to get a whole lot worse. Kim Kardashian wants to have at least one more child, possibly two, and plans to get started on that with “the smartest fucking celebrity you’ve ever dealt with” Kanye West in the near future.

Appearing on the TODAY show on Tuesday, Kimmycakes opened up about her desire to expand her family:

“If I could just snap my fingers and have four, I’d have four. But I do realize I’m going to have to go through the pregnancy again … [and my first] was a really difficult pregnancy so it’s tough.

Of course I want to have another child. I would love two more but we’ll see. I’m going to have one more and see what it’s like.”

She also claimed that she was terrified while pregnant of what motherhood would be like, but it’s been “so worth it” and more since she has nannies to actually do the child raising and she just borrows North when she wants to take an Instagram selfie with her.

Oh, and another hilarious bit: Kim says that every time North sees a paparazzo, she makes a “mean angry Kanye face” at them. I don’t think that’s something to brag about: your child is miserable and your husband is an asshole. Not particularly a laughing matter.

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Kim Kardashian is releasing a book of her selfies

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No one loves themselves quite as much as Kim Kardashian does, so it probably comes as no surprise that she’s releasing a book of some of the selfies she’s taken over the past year or two – and there are plenty to choose from.

From E! Online:

“It ended up turning out so cool that we came up with this idea to do a book—a selfie book,” Kim said during an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. “I’m going to make some, like, super-racy. I mean, every girl takes like full like pictures of their ass in the mirror.”

The $19.95 hardcover tome of 352 pages is set to be published by Rizzoli’s Universe imprint in April 2015.

Wait, so… every girl takes pictures of her ass in the mirror? When did this become a thing, because I certainly don’t – and I’m sure plenty of you guys don’t, right? Especially not when you’re “soooo fat” and desperate to lose weight? Of course, people will buy this shit anyway, despite the fact that you can get every last one of these and then some on her Instagram page for free.  Kim is a very shrewd businesswoman, clearly.

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Kim Kardashian Megapost: Name changes, fat asses and more!

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I’m trying to be helpful here and show mercy here by condensing all the Kim Kardashian news you can handle into one post instead of spreading it throughout the day, because that’s just cruel. I couldn’t do it to you. So let’s just get down to the nitty gritty, shall we?

First order of business: Kim “officially” changed her legal last name to West, apparently. She announced this on Instagram, as you do, with the photo above – which she claims is her new passport photo, by the way. Like, what? Considering the photo is about 80% forehead and it’s clearly taken from above, I’m not quite sure it’s legal to use it on a passport, but whatever. She’s said before that her name is her brand so she couldn’t really change it, so I’m imagining this is just for documentation purposes and she will not be Kim West anytime soon in public. Also, for someone so rich, she sure is bad at contouring. Disaster!

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The other story is that Kim went on Twitter and started whining about how fat she is and how she desperately needs to get skinny again and is going off carbs so she can get rid of her big ass and hips and get back to her pre-baby weight. She even put a photo of herself at dinner with sister Kylie Jenner, admonishing her for “trying to make [her] eat carbs”. Insert eyeroll here.

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Why do I feel like she’s finally starting to regret shooting fat into her ass at the cosmetic surgeon’s office a few years back to get the legendary Kim Kardashian backside? Look, Kim Kardashian is not fat, and she knows she’s not fat – she’s carrying on like that in a public forum for attention because that’s the name of the game. But seriously, if she really is feeling the pressure all of a sudden to lose more weight, I have a sneaking suspicion that’s coming from Kanye “my woman is the most perfect in the world” West.

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