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1Kim Kardashian would rather be at home with her family than “working for other people”

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I think we can all pretty much agree that nothing Kim Kardashian does qualifies as “work”. Partying, getting dressed so that paparazzi can take photos of you and taking selfies for Instagram do not count as “work”, sorry. And yet, Kim is struggling with not being able to be at home with North West and Kanye because she’s too busy “working for other people”. Luckily, momager Kris Jenner has always taught her how important “work” is.

From CNBC’s Closing Bell (via US Weekly):

“My mom kind of taught us girls we could have it all,” Kim, 33, said. “You know, she works hard. She taught us that if you work hard, it’s just all about prioritizing.” Kanye West’s wife confessed, though, that this has proven difficult, especially since she welcomed her 12-month-old daughter North last June.

“It could get tough after you have a baby,” Kim admitted. “There [have been] so many times when I just didn’t want to get up and work on something,” she confessed. “I just wanted to be home with my baby, but for me, I think I can speak for my sisters, it makes us feel good when we are out working.”

She added that motherhood and marriage have taught her to “totally re-prioritize” her life. “You know, now that I’m married,” Kardashian said, “I would so much rather spend time with my husband, my family, and my baby, than run around the world working for other people.”

Dear God, could she be any more delusional? Only a multi-millionaire with zero grip on reality would be bitching about having to “work” rather than being with her family. Join the real world, girl – you’ll see how good you’ve got it.

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July 8, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
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2Kanye West actually asked Kim Kardashian to marry him 7 years ago

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Another day, another Kanye West onstage rant. While performing at the Wireless Festival in London on Friday night, Kanye got booed for losing his damn mind and ranting about Kim Kardashian (and how he proposed to her 7 years ago for the first time) and discrimination in the fashion industry.

From The Daily Mail:

Addressing the crowd in a bejewelled mask, Kanye said: ‘F**k saving face and what it’s supposed to mean, it’s about living my dream.

‘I told Kim seven years ago I would marry her and I made it happen. I just wanted to make something awesome and be awesome and change the world, and that’s exactly what I plan to do.’

And on the fashion thing…

The rap mogul’s revelation came after he was booed by festival goers for halting his Wireless performance for 20-minutes to launch into an epic rant.

He told the audience: ‘I’m not going to mention any names but… Nike, Louis Vuitton and Gucci. Don’t discriminate against me ‘cos I’m a black man making music.’

And it would seem the move didn’t go down too well with the crowd, with audience members reportedly deserting the al fresco gig in droves.

One festival-goer told MailOnline: ‘He was laying into the ‘machine’ and ranting about the public’s perception of him. Hundreds of people left the park early because they were so bored of his long rant.

‘There was serious booing towards the end of the speech, as people got so fed up and just wanted to hear him perform.’

LOL, I mean, is anyone surprised? This guy has more issues than Vogue and can’t seem to get his shit together to save his life. Onstage during a festival where you’re the headlining act – which no doubt he will have been paid a pretty penny to do – is not the place to air your grievances with the world. Start a fucking Tumblr or something, dude.

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July 5, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer

2Kim Kardashian should choose her clothes more wisely

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I leave you on this fine Wednesday afternoon with photos of Kim Kardashian struggling to stay inside of her dress. Why on earth you would wear something that you are in danger of falling out of when you so much as take a step is beyond me, but I don’t think logical is a word we’d ever use to describe Kim.

Awful dress, awful “fashion” choice. No, girl. Just no.

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July 2, 2014 at 4:00 pm by Jennifer
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0Another day, another ugly outfit for Kim Kardashian

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Kim Kardashian has endless amounts of money at her disposal, but as we know, there’s no accounting for taste, and it seems to have missed her. The clothes homegirl wears are awful 85% of the time, which is not great.

Her most recent outfit of choice while heading out for lunch in the Hamptons was comprised of an ill-fitted black tank top (hello, sideboob!) and a white skirt that looks like it should’ve been left at Glastonbury last weekend.

What’s insane is that you know this whole outfit cost more than your rent this month. Awful, just awful.

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July 1, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer
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7Kim Kardashian And Kanye West “Need” A Bigger Place

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Kim Kardashian was in NYC with her horrible mother looking at apartments. Husband Kanye has a place in SoHo, but apparently it’s not good enough for them. A source told People, “They need a bigger space with private parking.”

OH, EXCUSE ME.

Here’s more on the story:

Kardashian checked out a $17.25 million townhouse in Greenwich Village that has six bedrooms, seven baths, a private garden and private parking inside the building, and a $12.99 million penthouse with a 1,500-sq.-ft. terrace complete with private pool, the New York Post reports.

The family, who are currently staying with Kardashian’s mom in L.A. while they renovate the Bel Air mansion they bought in January 2013 for $11 million, joked in April’s Vogue magazine that they would be keeping West’s L.A. home to store Kardashian’s giant wardrobe. “We have a ‘walk in’ house,” West joked.

Kanye, you make it so hard to like you. Kim, I never liked you. I can’t believe these people. How much do they really need, seriously? How much bigger and grander do they have to go? Am I jealous? You’re damn right I’m jealous, I wish I had their money. Why the hell does Kim need all that space? What’s she going to do with a 1,500 sq.-ft. terrace aside from using it as scenery to take more photoshopped pics? Oh, I guess they need a massive apartment so they can throw more stupid parties for their kid.

Yeah, I’m grumpy today.

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June 29, 2014 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

2Proof that Kim Kardashian is a walking Photoshop disaster

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Remember how Kim Kardashian tried to say that she never Photoshops her pics? You know, despite how obviously warped they tend to be and how obvious the retouching is?

Well, now we’ve got an undeniable Photoshop disaster on a photo of Kim and her friend Jonathan Cheban in Cannes. While Kim tried to suck in her waist and give herself those trademark hourglass curves, she also managed to erase half of her arm, which is always fun.

Extra hilarious on this one is that she had the nerve to capture it thusly:

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Yes, “LOL” indeed. The audacity this woman has is beyond belief.

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June 27, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
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