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13Kim Kardashian is Captain Obvious: ‘Pregnancy Is Hard’

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Kim Kardashian gave birth to Kanye‘s baby, North West, nearly eight months ago now. However, that still didn’t preclude her from talking (AGAIN) about how “difficult” pregnancy is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show when she was interviewed this week. She also brought some personal family photos to “premiere” on the show (which she later posted to her own Instagram page) and was generally her obnoxious self.

“After having her I would have a million. [But] the pregnancy, I wouldn’t really wish that upon anyone.

“It’s all worth it in the end, so I would definitely suffer through that, but pregnancy was not a good experience for me. At all. I had a few medical issues, so it was really tough, and I gained a lot of weight…It was really hard mentally on me”

Having medical issues during pregnancy IS super tough, so I sympathize with her there. But “I gained a lot of weight” is what made it hard? Really? You’re growing a human being inside of you and you’re concerned because your feet got fat and you couldn’t wear your favourite Jimmy Choos? Get the fuck out. I know Kim Kardashian literally has nothing in life without her body, so I get the panic there, but if having a child can’t reduce your insane levels of narcissism, I don’t know what will.

That all being said, I don’t think anyone can argue that Nori isn’t absolutely adorable. I just seriously fear for this poor child as she gets older. She is part of the most psychotically self-obsessed family (on both sides) probably in modern history and that doesn’t bode well. I just hope she gets out before it swallows her up too, but somehow I think there’ll be no chance of that…

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January 18, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

59Kanye West Punched an 18-Year-Old For Calling Kim a “N****r Lover”

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Kim Kardashian was going to a doctor’s appointment in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon and, as per usual, was swarmed by paparazzi (which she probably called before leaving the house to let them know she was coming). She pretended to be really put out by the whole thing and even threatened to go back to her ugly Range Rover or whatever it is she’s driving and leave if they didn’t stay back. Eventually they sorta did and she was helped inside by some 18-year-old kid who was screaming profanities, including racial slurs. When Kim told him not to use the slurs, apparently the kid got mad and turned his anger on her and called her a “n****r lover”, leading her to call Kanye, who arrived soon after, walked in and decked the kid.

From TMZ:

Kim was at a Beverly Hills medical building when she was swarmed by photogs.  We’re told the guy allegedly tried to help Kim get in the building, as he started screaming,  “F**k these fa**ot-ass n****rs”" — referring to the paparazzi.  Kim then told him it was not appropriate to use the N-word.  We’re told he then screamed at her, “F**k you bitch.  Just trying to help you.  Shut up n****r lover, stupid slut.”

Apparently that got Kim hot as fish grease … she watched the guy walk into an office.  As they were walking we’re told the guy continued berating Kim.  She dialed Kanye on his cell, and when the guy realized Kanye was on the phone he allegedly said, “F**k you N****r.”   Kanye — who had just arrived at the building — then met up with Kim.

Sources say Kanye and Kim rushed into the waiting room of chiropractor Richard Hill and found the 18-year-old sitting there.  Witnesses say Kanye punched the guy and Kim screamed, “We have it all on tape.”

Well, this is a bit of a disaster.  One of the staff members at the building separated Kanye and the kid he punched, the cops were called and the kid wants to press charges. Keep in mind Kanye is already facing charges for assaulting a paparazzo last year.

I’m a little torn on this one, to be honest. Violence is never the answer, but some people could do with a swift deck in the jaw sometimes, and this little shit clearly deserved it (if, of course, the story is true, which unfortunately it probably is). Then again, it’s corny as shit that Kim had this happened and literally had to phone her boyfriend to come and deal with a kid. These are people in their thirties who think this is the mature thing to do. Like, what? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised…

When will people stop being racist dickheads? When will people stop thinking beating people up is going to change their worldviews and make them come around and see sense? It’s all a mess.

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January 14, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

4Kim Denies That Her Selfies Were Photoshopped

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Kim Kardashian posted a few post-workout selfies on her Instagram account that had you guys crying, “PHOTOSHOP!” Looking back, and seeing candid photos of her (above, and below) it’s pretty obvious that it was ‘shooped and I can’t believe I missed it. I must have been really drunk, in a dark cave, on another planet. Only explanation.

But Kim is insisting that you guys are crazy and wrong and those photos weren’t altered in any way. She tweeted in response to a fan,

Preach! LOL thank you! It sucks when people make up surgery or photoshop lies when I am so disciplined & work so hard! Just trying to motivate others & show anyone struggling with weight they can totally achieve whatever they want if they are dedicated! RT @drea62821: @KimKardashian Stop #hating people! Why is it so hard to believe she works out hard for her body? Let her be skinny in peace!You look great!

Anyone see “The Hobbit” episode of South Park? Guys, it’s like TV is coming to life. “You better workout, slut.” “Bitch how you not the Hobbit again?” Truly amazing. If you haven’t seen it, check it out now. Everything will make sense.

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January 12, 2014 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
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23Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Body (Again)

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Kim Kardashian is back to showing off her body on twitter (above). Is it better or worse than showing off the stuff her baby got?

She posted selfies with Blac Chyna, rapper Tyga’s girlfriend, with the caption,

Getting right for the new year

And she posted another one, too!

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Honestly? Okay, fine. I’m impressed. I’m crazy impressed that she just had a baby and she’s in this great of shape.

DAMN YOU, KIM KARDASHIAN!!!

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January 5, 2014 at 8:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
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2Baby North West Got A Car, Kim Shows It Off

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Kim Kardashian, what the hell. What is wrong with this woman? So in case you were unaware, her daughter, baby North West, was showered with expensive gifts from fashion designers around the world this Christmas. Kim fled to Twitter to show off all her daughter’s goods.

But that wasn’t it. No. Baby North West now has a mini Lamborghini, to match her dad’s (Kanye). Kim posted it on Instagram:

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She captioned it with,

Like father like daughter

Some great comments from fans:

  • OMG you are sick. The kid can’t walk yet. Hope the kid doesn’t act like you both, especially him
  • That is just so cute!!
  • Hottness!!
  • Materialistic, Self Absorbed Disgusting Family ! I hope your show gets canceled soon.!

Kim loves posting expensive tacky gifts on Instagram. She shared the Hermes bag Kanye gave her for Christmas, the one that’s covered in naked people.

Clearly I think this is all in very poor taste, which is the only thing “poor” about the Kardashians. What do you guys think?

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December 30, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

19Kanye Got Kim The Ugliest Christmas Present Ever

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Kim Kardashian’s baby may have had the best Christmas ever, but Kanye wasn’t going to let his lovely fiance Kim go without. So he got her what is quite possibly the ugliest gift ever. EVER. Of course he thinks it’s fabulous.

He commissioned artist George Condo, who did the cover art for Kanye’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, to paint naked people on an Hermes Birkin bag. Here’s what that looks like (from Kim’s Instagram):

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Here are some choice comments fans left:

  • “LMAOOO”
  • “That cannot be a genuine present surely”
  • “What a piece of shit kanye thinks anything he gives or does is art?? Kim is an idiot too she thinks everything he does is amazing two people so ignorant shouldn’t be so rich and influence people”
  • “Wtf”
  • “Way to destroy a beautiful bag. I would have been totally jealous, but not with this crap painted all over it!”

What do you guys think of Kanye’s gift?

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December 27, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives