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I don’t think Kim Kardashian knows what “lady lumps” are

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Unsurprisingly, Kim Kardashian continues to prove to us on a daily basis just how slow she is, mentally speaking. Yesterday, she took to Instagram to post more pictures of her ass as she vacationed in Mexico, and she captioned it with “#ourlovelyladylumps”, which… last time I checked, is extremely incorrect. Shocker!

Here’s another shot, just because you haven’t seen Kim Kardashian’s ass enough times in your life already.

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As some commenters were pointing out on these photos, it’s almost like she cares about her ass more than she does about her child. I don’t know if these pics are evidence of that, per se – maybe she simply doesn’t want to share her infant’s face non-stop with the public to open the kid up to scrutiny. Still, I definitely think her head is too far up her own ass to be parenting a child. I guess it’s lucky that she can afford others to do it for her, then.

Kim Kardashian set to make $85 million from her iPhone game

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Okay, I’m going to make a confession here because it’s a safe space (no it’s not – feel free to make fun of me): I’ve downloaded the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app and I’ve played it to the point of reaching the celeb A-List. I even paid real live dollars (not many, but still) to buy more K-Stars to trade in for more K-Energy so I could continue photo shoots after my free allotment had run out. It’s a disease.

Seems like I’m not the only sucker, however, as she’s apparently going to make $85 million off this piece of shit game. That’s more than she made all last year from everything she did combined. Whaaaat?

From TMZ:

Sources familiar with the deal tell TMZ … Kim’s cut is 45% of net profits.  The game — “Kim Kardashian: Hollywood” — is set to gross a reported $200 million this year alone.

We’re told the actual expenses associated with the business are relatively low.  A straight 45% cut of $200 million totals a whopping $90 million.  Industry sources tell TMZ … expenses would not exceed $10 million.

So … we’re no mathematicians, but 45% of $190 million is $85.5 MILLION FREAKING DOLLARS.

To put this in context … according to Forbes, Kim made $28 million last year.

So ridiculous. I was just bored and stupid. What’s everyone else’s excuses? (The same, I imagine.)

But yeah, Kim is extremely rich. Hasn’t got the sense God gave her, but she’s got money to make up for it, I suppose…

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Kim Kardashian’s doppelganger spent over $30,000 to look like her

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Kim Kardashian is, by societal standards, an attractive woman. She’s got an impressive rack, a gigantic ass, hourglass curves and enough plastic surgery performed on her to create a face that is, technically speaking, rather flawless. With that in mind, I suppose it’s not entirely shocking that there are women out there who would want to look like her… and would spend money to do so to the tune of, say, $30,000 (£18,000).

That’s what happened with 24-year-old Claire Leeson from the UK, who is “up to her eyeballs” in debt after becoming obsessed with Kim from watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians and undergoing multiple cosmetic procedures to get the Kim K look. She calls it “getting [her] Kimmy on”… seriously. And she even makes money off being a Kim K impersonator. Dear God.

Leeson has spent over 30 thousand dollars to transform herself into her idol. She’s undergone breast augmentation and regularly pays for teeth whitening, makeup, padded underwear (the Metro refers to it as bum padding which makes it sound fun and quaint but also not 350 pounds fun and quaint), hair extensions and extensive tanning. She pays for it all with credit cards and is now in extreme debt due to her transformation. She’s even been summoned to court, but that’s not stopping her. Leeson’s now looking into more extreme measures to emulate Kim. Her latest plan is to have fat transplants to her butt so that she can achieve Kim’s glorious derriere without the silicone prosthetics she currently wears.

Why are people so fucking crazy? Girl, no. Here’s her full interview on This Morning – and some more comparison pics – are below the cut:

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Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy advice was “sarcastic”

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Kim Kardashian recently insisted that women should never leave the house when pregnant, and that they should wrap themselves in giant blankets when they do. That advice seems even too stupid to be coming out of her mouth, but there we are. Turns out, she thinks you’re all a bunch of dummies, because she was just being “sarcastic” with all of that.




Yes, sounds hilarious, Kim. Why don’t you go into stand-up comedy? If someone intelligent was saying this – someone with a demonstrative history of having a great sense of humour – then maybe I’d accept the “take a joke!” excuse. As is? Nope, I think she was probably totally serious until someone with an actual brain made her aware of what she’d said.

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Kim Kardashian Thinks Pregnant Women Shouldn’t Leave The House

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Kim Kardashian is offering her sage advice on pregnancy, and it may offend some pregnant ladies. Her advice is that pregnant women never leave the house. That’s what she told Elle magazine when asked for “pregnancy style tips.” Via Huffington Post:

I recommend hiding for a good year and having no pregnancy style. That’s what I recommend. If you can do it, hide. Never leave the house. That’s really my recommendation. Wear a huge blanket.

Okay, okay, I can’t hate on Kim too much for this one. This one I’ve got beef with, but this one seems harmless enough. Or am I way off here? What do you guys think about these comments?

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Kim Kardashian should stop hanging out with models

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I try and give credit where it’s due. Kim Kardashian may have bought her looks from LA’s hottest plastic surgeon, but she’s a pretty girl and can look fantastic. Her Balmain getup to the Vogue Paris dinner held last night was… not one of those times. Kimmycakes posted several photos of herself with sister Kendall and a bunch of other models and oh man. One of these things is not like the other, eh? I’m not 6 feet tall and 90 lbs myself, but unfortunately Kim stands out like a sore thumb and these photos sorta expose her for the try-hard she is. Like, you might be rich, but you are not high fashion, girl.

Take this image, for example. Kim re-posted it because legendary photographer Mario Testino put it on his Instagram, but this to me doesn’t seem complimentary – I feel like he’s kinda making a dig at the size of her ass?

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Yeah, she is unmistakable because no one else has an ass that size. That’s what he’s getting at. And sure, it’s true, and obviously she wants her ass like that so she’s got no reason to be ashamed of it/take it as negative. It just seems to me like no one in that community really takes her seriously, but she’s rich so they have to tolerate her presence. Kendall, on the other hand, is doing really well. Eh, who knows.

Here’s a few more pics of Kim with a bunch of super tall models:

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Here’s Kim Kardashian eating a churro at the Jersey Shore

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For some reason, Kim Kardashian decided to grace Seaside Heights, New Jersey with her presence yesterday when she visited with “BFF” Jonathan Cheban. And, like most things in Kim’s life, it didn’t happen if it’s not Instagrammed and papped. Thank goodness for that, because without her overwhelming narcissism and need to be seen (“work”?), we wouldn’t have this photo of her shoving a churro down her gullet.

Just for good measure, here’s another photo of her doing… whatever it is she does.

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