Kanye West and Kim Kardashian acted as human food poisoning yesterday when millions flocked to their toilets to throw up their lunch after watching the couple in Kanye’s video for ‘Bound 2′. Admittedly, my first thought upon watching (full admission: I could not make it through the entire thing; it was too nauseating) was “These are someone’s parents”, followed by pity for poor North West and what she’s been born into.
Well, listen – Kanye doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with putting on a glorified porn for the public, because Nori will have to see all that in the world anyway, so why not scar her by exposing it to her FROM HER PARENTS? Here’s what he told Ellen DeGeneres about it:
“We were just practicing [to make a baby] all the time. Practice made perfect.”
“I’m not as concerned with the idea of profanity or nudity, it’s more the messaging behind it. So [North's] going to be in the real world so she’s going to hear things and see things. I think she’s gotta be prepared for that.”
Uhh… that’s disgusting. I literally cannot see a single redeeming thing about this video or these people anymore. They honestly make me sick. That’s like saying you should keep your door open and fuck in front of your kids to prepare them for the idea of sex in the “real world” (EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE CHILDREN). Like… WHAT? I wish DCFS would come and take this poor kid away.
November 20, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Guys, the scene where they’re making out while he’s driving the motorcycle is so awkward, I couldn’t finish it. “One good girl is worth a thousand bitches” he raps after cutting to the topless Kim bouncing on Kanye’s lap. The cringe is wonderfully overwhelming. Skip to 2 minutes.
What do you think of the video? Right now on YouTube, the thumbs downs overtake the thumbs ups. Hmmm, wonder why…
November 19, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Ah, North West – one of the most sought-after babies in Hollywood, and her parents are well aware of it. However, while Kanye West would seemingly keep his daughter away from the prying eyes of the public, Kim Kardashian‘s entire career is based on being an attention whore, so of course she wants her seen by as many people as possible. That’s why she put two new photos of the baby (who is incredibly cute, I’ll admit) to her Instagram page on Tuesday.
A lot of people were saying in the comments how much North looks like Kanye, but uh… are they taking crazy pills? Am I? That child is a Kardashian through and through, right? I see an abundance of Kim’s features and not much Kanye at all, to be honest (which some would probably be thankful for). Eh, who knows – this isn’t something I want to think too hard about.
Here’s one more of Nori with Kim’s new stylist (or so her hashtag on the pic suggested). They grow up so fast!
November 13, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Beyoncé fans think they can keep her from going to Kim and Kanye‘s wedding through a simple petition. It reminds me of the Fifty Shades of Grey casting petition — guys, not gonna happen. More from Daily News:
A Change.org petition was reportedly started Thursday by a fan named John Barry who wanted others to join him in rallying against the 32-year-old singer going to West and Kardashian’s big day. The petition entitled “Beyonce Cannot Attend Kim Kardahian’s Wedding” immediately sparked responses from Beyonce fans across the country.
“As you all know by now Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have sadly been in the news for their ‘engagement,’” the petition began.
Unapologetic, Barry candidly detailed the main reason the “Irreplaceable” singer should not go to their nuptials.
“Kim Kardashian and her disgusting family are known for their rise to fame for doing absolutely nothing,” it read. “Now we must do all in our power to stop Beyonce from attending the god forsaken (sic) wedding, since her husband Jay Z is BFFs with Kanye he probably (sic) wants both of them to go.”
I guess they weren’t touched by their incredibly moving engagement proposal as we all were.
To the left, to the left.
November 12, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
I can only imagine the complex emotions that must have run through Kris Jenner‘s head when Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape “leaked” a few years back: joy, elation, excitement, appreciation, anticipation… you get the point. While it’s clear that Kris clearly saw her daughter fucking on camera as the huge financial and career opportunity it actually did turn out to be, she’s trying to say now that she “cried herself to sleep” over it. Why, because you hadn’t considered making it happen years earlier? Because you probably had a lot to do with its release, anyway.
Here’s what she had to say on Joan Rivers’ web series, In Bed with Joan:
“I cried myself to sleep. I don’t think anything can prepare you for something like that when it comes to your daughter.
“I had to go into a room and cry for a couple days and say, ‘Okay, pull yourself to-fucking-gether because you have to be here for all these kids and your family, and you have to show them as an example how to get through this’.”
LOL, yeah, okay. She also claims she doesn’t really get money for being her kids’ momager:
“I said to the girl, ‘I love what I do. I think I have a lot to offer. I think I’m good at what I do but my thing is I would never take that for my own’.”
The Kardashian/Jenner family could literally comprise an entire study on famewhoring. Literally, the scholar doing it wouldn’t need to look to any other examples outside of this family. I cannot with any of them (except you, Khloe… but you need to get rid of Lamar SOON).
November 7, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian may very well be the queen of the selfie. The girl just loves attention to a degree which I’ve really never seen rivaled. While many of us might like acknowledgment for our intellect or our career accomplishments or something of the sort, Kim likes to be applauded for the only thing she values: her body. As such, she likes to take tons of pictures of it from every angle and post them on the Internet so that her millions of followers can validate her physical appearance.
The above shot, posted to Kim’s Instagram on Tuesday, was simply captioned “work day”. What work is involved here? Posing for a camera? Reminding the world that you have breasts? I’m not quite sure. What I am sure of, however, is that I totally started following Kris Jenner on Instagram yesterday and I swear to God she’s dating (or at least sleeping with) P Diddy!!! Seriously, what’s the scoop on that one? They’re in SO MANY PICTURES together and she clearly wants him!!
Anyway, I digress. Kim sucks, the end.