Kim Kardashian has endless amounts of money at her disposal, but as we know, there’s no accounting for taste, and it seems to have missed her. The clothes homegirl wears are awful 85% of the time, which is not great.
Her most recent outfit of choice while heading out for lunch in the Hamptons was comprised of an ill-fitted black tank top (hello, sideboob!) and a white skirt that looks like it should’ve been left at Glastonbury last weekend.
What’s insane is that you know this whole outfit cost more than your rent this month. Awful, just awful.
July 1, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian was in NYC with her horrible mother looking at apartments. Husband Kanye has a place in SoHo, but apparently it’s not good enough for them. A source told People, “They need a bigger space with private parking.”
OH, EXCUSE ME.
Here’s more on the story:
Kardashian checked out a $17.25 million townhouse in Greenwich Village that has six bedrooms, seven baths, a private garden and private parking inside the building, and a $12.99 million penthouse with a 1,500-sq.-ft. terrace complete with private pool, the New York Post reports.
The family, who are currently staying with Kardashian’s mom in L.A. while they renovate the Bel Air mansion they bought in January 2013 for $11 million, joked in April’s Vogue magazine that they would be keeping West’s L.A. home to store Kardashian’s giant wardrobe. “We have a ‘walk in’ house,” West joked.
Kanye, you make it so hard to like you. Kim, I never liked you. I can’t believe these people. How much do they really need, seriously? How much bigger and grander do they have to go? Am I jealous? You’re damn right I’m jealous, I wish I had their money. Why the hell does Kim need all that space? What’s she going to do with a 1,500 sq.-ft. terrace aside from using it as scenery to take more photoshopped pics? Oh, I guess they need a massive apartment so they can throw more stupid parties for their kid.
Yeah, I’m grumpy today.
June 29, 2014 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Well, now we’ve got an undeniable Photoshop disaster on a photo of Kim and her friend Jonathan Cheban in Cannes. While Kim tried to suck in her waist and give herself those trademark hourglass curves, she also managed to erase half of her arm, which is always fun.
Extra hilarious on this one is that she had the nerve to capture it thusly:
Yes, “LOL” indeed. The audacity this woman has is beyond belief.
June 27, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian has nothing better to do with her days than throw elaborate parties and change her hair colour, so it’s no surprise that she decided to go blonde again, just for shits and giggles. She debuted her new look on Instagram last night and then showed it around town so she could be papped, as per usual.
I think this looks awful, so it’s actually pretty good news that it’s just a wig. It does indeed look real, as she states, but I’d say she would be happy it’s not. Doesn’t suit her at all.
What do you think? Good? Awful?
June 26, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
As you probably remember (but don’t care about), Kim Kardashian and Kanye West spent their REAL honeymoon in Mexico earlier this month, where they enjoyed some fun in the sun and Kim even got to swim with dolphins. Because the woman can’t do anything in her life without it being documented on video and with copious amounts of selfies, we got to see some of her fun at Vallarta Adventures’ Dolphin Adventure and frankly, I’m a bit jealous. DOLPHINS!
It’s actually stuff like this that lulls me into a false sense of believing that Kim could be a semi-normal person. And then I remember who she is and all of that goes out the window. It does look like she had fun, though. Who wouldn’t when they’re swimming with dolphins?!
June 25, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
Growing up, I thought having my 8th birthday party at McDonald’s and playing in the ball pit was the SHIT and that I was living large. Turns out, that was nothing compared to the type of birthday parties North West, infamous 1-year-old daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, will be having. Despite being an infant who will never remember any of this, her parents threw her a “Kidchella”-themed shindig complete with carnival rides, food stands and Aunt Khloe in a controversial headdress (???).
From US Weekly:
In addition to the ferris wheel, there was a big bounce house for kids, as well as various food stands for lemonade, sno-cones, funnel cake, churros, and cotton candy.
“Kim was holding North a lot of the time, and the party seemed to be geared towards a little bit older kids,” an eyewitness tells Us Weekly. “But it was a family party with all ages, and no matter what age they were, they were having a great time. There was so much to do.”
Perhaps unsurprisingly, there are no actual photos of North West being at this party, so who knows if she even was? Either way, I think it’s pretty clear this was just an excuse for the adults to have fun rather than the kids. That’s okay, too, obviously – I love carnivals! – but why even bother to call it a birthday party?