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Kris Jenner won’t stop running her mouth about Kim and Kanye’s wedding

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Kris Jenner is one of the most desperate women alive today – desperate for attention, desperate for fame, desperate for youth, desperate for her daughters’ lives… you name it, she is clawing for it. That’s why she stopped by the TODAY show to chat to Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb on Thursday to gush about Kim & Kanye‘s magical wedding, complete with Andrea Bocelli performance.

The momager, 58, gushed that her second-eldest daughter’s Florentine nuptials were “so beautiful and magical…it was just a love fest.” In fact, Jenner added, “It was the most wonderful time I think I’ve ever had and it’s hard to explain that to somebody in words.”

Her favorite moment from the wedding? When “Kim thought she was walking down the aisle to a recording of Andrea Bocelli singing,” she explains, “And … all of a sudden she looks over and sees Andrea Bocelli standing there singing … and she looks up and she actually like screamed … it was so cute.”

Kris also wants everyone to know just how ~glamourous~ her hectic lifestyle is, with various members of her family jetting here and there 24/7:

“Yesterday morning I was walking out the door to catch a plane at 4 o’clock in the morning and Kanye was rolling in [through the door at the same time] from New York and I’m like, ‘I can’t keep track!’”

What exactly do you need to keep track of? When Kanye – who is your son-in-law, not your husband or your infant – is coming home? Not buying the Kardashian/Jenner lifestyle as anything worthwhile. It all just seems a bit sad, to me. As for Rob, she just said that everyone is praying for him to get his life together and called him “a great human being”. In other words, he’s a cheeseburger away from being banished from the family.

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Kim Kardashian hated her Irish honeymoon

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West exchanged vows in an extravagant ceremony late last month and they decided to head to – of all places – Ireland for a short honeymoon. It must’ve been Kanye who chose the location, because apparently Kim was miserable the entire time and really hated being away from the glamour of mainland Europe.

From The Daily Mail (so grain of salt, obvs):

It seems that the pair’s trip to Ireland may have gone awry, as sources say they were seldom seen smiling or showing any signs of affection.

Insiders claim the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star was disappointed by her new husband’s idea of the perfect honeymoon in rainy, Ireland and was hoping for a more glam holiday to match her fabulous Italian wedding and chic pre-wedding festivities in France.

Kim was allegedly so bored during the couple’s five-night stay that she begged Kanye to leave early, even skipping a pre-planned, one day stop in Dublin.

‘I’ve already seen Dublin,’ she moaned. ‘Can’t we just fly back to the continent!?’

Kim reportedly fell in love with Ireland in 2012, when the Chicago-native was on tour, and even flew in to surprise him for his 35th birthday.

So the Bound 2 hitmaker thought he had made a romantic gesture by planning the trip there and was additionally encouraged by Kim’s mum Kris Jenner, who honeymooned there with Bruce Jenner in 1991.

Jesus, what a misery guts. Sure, I don’t think “romance” when I think of Ireland, but I bet it’s gorgeous there, and the history that Kris and Bruce were there must have meant something, no? What’s the matter, Kim – not enough paparazzi for you in Dublin?

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Kim Kardashian thinks Rob’s fatness is “bringing down the family name”

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Poor Rob Kardashian. After booking an early flight back to Los Angeles right before big sister Kim‘s wedding to Kanye West last weekend, apparently he decided to start getting his act together and really dedicating himself to losing some weight. Hopefully it’s for his own well-being rather than from his family shaming him. We’ve heard that this whole ordeal was over Rob not wanting to be in family photos because of his weight, but apparently it goes a bit deeper than that, because Kim is ashamed and thinks Rob is “bringing down the family name”. Oh, snap!

From Radar Online:

“Kim and Rob haven’t been speaking to each other for months…she thinks he is lazy, and bringing down the family name because of his physical appearance. After arriving in Paris, Rob and Kim got into a very heated argument because she thought he was just moping around the hotel. She encouraged him to go out and sight see, which he declined to do,” the source told Radar.

“This made her extremely angry, and they exchanged words. During the course of the argument, Rob was accused by Kim of leaking negative stories about her to the press. That was the final straw for Rob, because that is something he would never do.”

The source continued, “So, he packed his bags, and left Paris before the wedding. He wanted nothing to do with it, and thought it was ridiculous that Kim’s third marriage was so over the top.”

The funny part here is that Kim thinks the “family name” is anything to be proud of. Seriously, let’s do a little experiment here. When you think of the word “Kardashian”, what are the first three words that pop into your head? Be honest – this is a judgment-free zone. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but “honour”, “hard work”, “intelligence”, “integrity”… none of those come to mind, right?

Frankly, I’d rather be fat than a brainless idiot who didn’t even realize racism existed until she had a mixed-race child.

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Lana Del Rey sang at Kimye’s wedding for free

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You’d think Lana Del Rey could have made some serious bank performing at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding last weekend, but you’d be wrong. In fact, Kimye offered to pay her exactly nothing and she was expected to be grateful for it. Oddly enough… she kinda was.

TMZ caught up with her to ask her how much it would cost them to have her sing at the cameraman’s wedding, and her answer was pretty hilarious:

In case you can’t watch that, Lana says that she’d do the camera guy’s wedding for free, just like she did Kim and Kanye’s. She adds that she’d never let a friend pay her to perform at their wedding. Wow, they really have her brainwashed, eh? She actually thinks they’re her friends? Lord almighty.

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Kim and Kanye’s wedding photos are here… and they’re kinda cute!

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West tied the knot last weekend in a rather lavish multi-day ceremony, and we’ve been promised wedding pics since. Well, they’re here now… and they’re actually pretty adorable! I hate to say it, but it’s true.

Maybe I’m having a nice day or something, but these two might actually make it! After all, they can afford a house big enough to contain both of their egos, and they both love themselves as much as they love each other, so maybe it truly is a match made in heaven. Either way, at least they got some cute pictures out of it.

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Lana Del Rey had fun at Kim and Kanye’s wedding

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Lana Del Rey performed three songs at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding. Well, not exactly their wedding – actually the pre-wedding dinner, but who’s counting? She did a nice rendition of ‘Young and Beautiful’ (of course), kicked it up a notch with a little ‘Summertime Sadness’ (not that amazing radio remix that’s always on, unfortunately) and did another song no one seems sure about. And she got to meet the Kardashians/Jenners! Now that’s what I call a good time – and an invite you just don’t turn down.

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