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Kim Kardashian Thinks Pregnant Women Shouldn’t Leave The House

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Kim Kardashian is offering her sage advice on pregnancy, and it may offend some pregnant ladies. Her advice is that pregnant women never leave the house. That’s what she told Elle magazine when asked for “pregnancy style tips.” Via Huffington Post:

I recommend hiding for a good year and having no pregnancy style. That’s what I recommend. If you can do it, hide. Never leave the house. That’s really my recommendation. Wear a huge blanket.

Okay, okay, I can’t hate on Kim too much for this one. This one I’ve got beef with, but this one seems harmless enough. Or am I way off here? What do you guys think about these comments?

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Kim Kardashian should stop hanging out with models

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I try and give credit where it’s due. Kim Kardashian may have bought her looks from LA’s hottest plastic surgeon, but she’s a pretty girl and can look fantastic. Her Balmain getup to the Vogue Paris dinner held last night was… not one of those times. Kimmycakes posted several photos of herself with sister Kendall and a bunch of other models and oh man. One of these things is not like the other, eh? I’m not 6 feet tall and 90 lbs myself, but unfortunately Kim stands out like a sore thumb and these photos sorta expose her for the try-hard she is. Like, you might be rich, but you are not high fashion, girl.

Take this image, for example. Kim re-posted it because legendary photographer Mario Testino put it on his Instagram, but this to me doesn’t seem complimentary – I feel like he’s kinda making a dig at the size of her ass?

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Yeah, she is unmistakable because no one else has an ass that size. That’s what he’s getting at. And sure, it’s true, and obviously she wants her ass like that so she’s got no reason to be ashamed of it/take it as negative. It just seems to me like no one in that community really takes her seriously, but she’s rich so they have to tolerate her presence. Kendall, on the other hand, is doing really well. Eh, who knows.

Here’s a few more pics of Kim with a bunch of super tall models:

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Here’s Kim Kardashian eating a churro at the Jersey Shore

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For some reason, Kim Kardashian decided to grace Seaside Heights, New Jersey with her presence yesterday when she visited with “BFF” Jonathan Cheban. And, like most things in Kim’s life, it didn’t happen if it’s not Instagrammed and papped. Thank goodness for that, because without her overwhelming narcissism and need to be seen (“work”?), we wouldn’t have this photo of her shoving a churro down her gullet.

Just for good measure, here’s another photo of her doing… whatever it is she does.

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Kim Kardashian would rather be at home with her family than “working for other people”

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I think we can all pretty much agree that nothing Kim Kardashian does qualifies as “work”. Partying, getting dressed so that paparazzi can take photos of you and taking selfies for Instagram do not count as “work”, sorry. And yet, Kim is struggling with not being able to be at home with North West and Kanye because she’s too busy “working for other people”. Luckily, momager Kris Jenner has always taught her how important “work” is.

From CNBC’s Closing Bell (via US Weekly):

“My mom kind of taught us girls we could have it all,” Kim, 33, said. “You know, she works hard. She taught us that if you work hard, it’s just all about prioritizing.” Kanye West’s wife confessed, though, that this has proven difficult, especially since she welcomed her 12-month-old daughter North last June.

“It could get tough after you have a baby,” Kim admitted. “There [have been] so many times when I just didn’t want to get up and work on something,” she confessed. “I just wanted to be home with my baby, but for me, I think I can speak for my sisters, it makes us feel good when we are out working.”

She added that motherhood and marriage have taught her to “totally re-prioritize” her life. “You know, now that I’m married,” Kardashian said, “I would so much rather spend time with my husband, my family, and my baby, than run around the world working for other people.”

Dear God, could she be any more delusional? Only a multi-millionaire with zero grip on reality would be bitching about having to “work” rather than being with her family. Join the real world, girl – you’ll see how good you’ve got it.

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Kanye West actually asked Kim Kardashian to marry him 7 years ago

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Another day, another Kanye West onstage rant. While performing at the Wireless Festival in London on Friday night, Kanye got booed for losing his damn mind and ranting about Kim Kardashian (and how he proposed to her 7 years ago for the first time) and discrimination in the fashion industry.

From The Daily Mail:

Addressing the crowd in a bejewelled mask, Kanye said: ‘F**k saving face and what it’s supposed to mean, it’s about living my dream.

‘I told Kim seven years ago I would marry her and I made it happen. I just wanted to make something awesome and be awesome and change the world, and that’s exactly what I plan to do.’

And on the fashion thing…

The rap mogul’s revelation came after he was booed by festival goers for halting his Wireless performance for 20-minutes to launch into an epic rant.

He told the audience: ‘I’m not going to mention any names but… Nike, Louis Vuitton and Gucci. Don’t discriminate against me ‘cos I’m a black man making music.’

And it would seem the move didn’t go down too well with the crowd, with audience members reportedly deserting the al fresco gig in droves.

One festival-goer told MailOnline: ‘He was laying into the ‘machine’ and ranting about the public’s perception of him. Hundreds of people left the park early because they were so bored of his long rant.

‘There was serious booing towards the end of the speech, as people got so fed up and just wanted to hear him perform.’

LOL, I mean, is anyone surprised? This guy has more issues than Vogue and can’t seem to get his shit together to save his life. Onstage during a festival where you’re the headlining act – which no doubt he will have been paid a pretty penny to do – is not the place to air your grievances with the world. Start a fucking Tumblr or something, dude.

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Kim Kardashian should choose her clothes more wisely

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I leave you on this fine Wednesday afternoon with photos of Kim Kardashian struggling to stay inside of her dress. Why on earth you would wear something that you are in danger of falling out of when you so much as take a step is beyond me, but I don’t think logical is a word we’d ever use to describe Kim.

Awful dress, awful “fashion” choice. No, girl. Just no.

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Another day, another ugly outfit for Kim Kardashian

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Kim Kardashian has endless amounts of money at her disposal, but as we know, there’s no accounting for taste, and it seems to have missed her. The clothes homegirl wears are awful 85% of the time, which is not great.

Her most recent outfit of choice while heading out for lunch in the Hamptons was comprised of an ill-fitted black tank top (hello, sideboob!) and a white skirt that looks like it should’ve been left at Glastonbury last weekend.

What’s insane is that you know this whole outfit cost more than your rent this month. Awful, just awful.

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