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Kanye West actually asked Kim Kardashian to marry him 7 years ago

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Another day, another Kanye West onstage rant. While performing at the Wireless Festival in London on Friday night, Kanye got booed for losing his damn mind and ranting about Kim Kardashian (and how he proposed to her 7 years ago for the first time) and discrimination in the fashion industry.

From The Daily Mail:

Addressing the crowd in a bejewelled mask, Kanye said: ‘F**k saving face and what it’s supposed to mean, it’s about living my dream.

‘I told Kim seven years ago I would marry her and I made it happen. I just wanted to make something awesome and be awesome and change the world, and that’s exactly what I plan to do.’

And on the fashion thing…

The rap mogul’s revelation came after he was booed by festival goers for halting his Wireless performance for 20-minutes to launch into an epic rant.

He told the audience: ‘I’m not going to mention any names but… Nike, Louis Vuitton and Gucci. Don’t discriminate against me ‘cos I’m a black man making music.’

And it would seem the move didn’t go down too well with the crowd, with audience members reportedly deserting the al fresco gig in droves.

One festival-goer told MailOnline: ‘He was laying into the ‘machine’ and ranting about the public’s perception of him. Hundreds of people left the park early because they were so bored of his long rant.

‘There was serious booing towards the end of the speech, as people got so fed up and just wanted to hear him perform.’

LOL, I mean, is anyone surprised? This guy has more issues than Vogue and can’t seem to get his shit together to save his life. Onstage during a festival where you’re the headlining act – which no doubt he will have been paid a pretty penny to do – is not the place to air your grievances with the world. Start a fucking Tumblr or something, dude.

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Kim Kardashian should choose her clothes more wisely

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I leave you on this fine Wednesday afternoon with photos of Kim Kardashian struggling to stay inside of her dress. Why on earth you would wear something that you are in danger of falling out of when you so much as take a step is beyond me, but I don’t think logical is a word we’d ever use to describe Kim.

Awful dress, awful “fashion” choice. No, girl. Just no.

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Another day, another ugly outfit for Kim Kardashian

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Kim Kardashian has endless amounts of money at her disposal, but as we know, there’s no accounting for taste, and it seems to have missed her. The clothes homegirl wears are awful 85% of the time, which is not great.

Her most recent outfit of choice while heading out for lunch in the Hamptons was comprised of an ill-fitted black tank top (hello, sideboob!) and a white skirt that looks like it should’ve been left at Glastonbury last weekend.

What’s insane is that you know this whole outfit cost more than your rent this month. Awful, just awful.

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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West “Need” A Bigger Place

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Kim Kardashian was in NYC with her horrible mother looking at apartments. Husband Kanye has a place in SoHo, but apparently it’s not good enough for them. A source told People, “They need a bigger space with private parking.”

OH, EXCUSE ME.

Here’s more on the story:

Kardashian checked out a $17.25 million townhouse in Greenwich Village that has six bedrooms, seven baths, a private garden and private parking inside the building, and a $12.99 million penthouse with a 1,500-sq.-ft. terrace complete with private pool, the New York Post reports.

The family, who are currently staying with Kardashian’s mom in L.A. while they renovate the Bel Air mansion they bought in January 2013 for $11 million, joked in April’s Vogue magazine that they would be keeping West’s L.A. home to store Kardashian’s giant wardrobe. “We have a ‘walk in’ house,” West joked.

Kanye, you make it so hard to like you. Kim, I never liked you. I can’t believe these people. How much do they really need, seriously? How much bigger and grander do they have to go? Am I jealous? You’re damn right I’m jealous, I wish I had their money. Why the hell does Kim need all that space? What’s she going to do with a 1,500 sq.-ft. terrace aside from using it as scenery to take more photoshopped pics? Oh, I guess they need a massive apartment so they can throw more stupid parties for their kid.

Yeah, I’m grumpy today.

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Proof that Kim Kardashian is a walking Photoshop disaster

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Remember how Kim Kardashian tried to say that she never Photoshops her pics? You know, despite how obviously warped they tend to be and how obvious the retouching is?

Well, now we’ve got an undeniable Photoshop disaster on a photo of Kim and her friend Jonathan Cheban in Cannes. While Kim tried to suck in her waist and give herself those trademark hourglass curves, she also managed to erase half of her arm, which is always fun.

Extra hilarious on this one is that she had the nerve to capture it thusly:

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Yes, “LOL” indeed. The audacity this woman has is beyond belief.

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Kim Kardashian is a blonde again, sort of…

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Kim Kardashian has nothing better to do with her days than throw elaborate parties and change her hair colour, so it’s no surprise that she decided to go blonde again, just for shits and giggles. She debuted her new look on Instagram last night and then showed it around town so she could be papped, as per usual.

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I think this looks awful, so it’s actually pretty good news that it’s just a wig. It does indeed look real, as she states, but I’d say she would be happy it’s not. Doesn’t suit her at all.

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Kim Kardashian swims with dolphins

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As you probably remember (but don’t care about), Kim Kardashian and Kanye West spent their REAL honeymoon in Mexico earlier this month, where they enjoyed some fun in the sun and Kim even got to swim with dolphins. Because the woman can’t do anything in her life without it being documented on video and with copious amounts of selfies, we got to see some of her fun at Vallarta Adventures’ Dolphin Adventure and frankly, I’m a bit jealous. DOLPHINS!

It’s actually stuff like this that lulls me into a false sense of believing that Kim could be a semi-normal person. And then I remember who she is and all of that goes out the window. It does look like she had fun, though. Who wouldn’t when they’re swimming with dolphins?!

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