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Annie Leibovitz was never actually confirmed for Kim & Kanye’s wedding

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Another day, another case of Kanye West running his mouth about shit he knows nothing about. You know how he ranted about spending 4 days perfecting his and Kim‘s wedding picture since Annie Leibovitz pulled out just days before the big event? Uh, turns out Annie was never confirmed for the job in the first place. Nice try, though!

From TMZ:

So … Annie’s just sent us a long, rambling statement which also contains comments from Kanye — and it never directly addresses the “afraid of celebrity” comment.

The rep says Kanye was frustrated he couldn’t “collaborate with Annie” but he’s not blaming her for bailing …. even though his comment sure sounds like blame.

The rep says, “Unbeknownst to Kanye, she was never confirmed.”  Annie’s rep adds, “she would have loved to have taken their wedding portrait and was disappointed it didn’t happen.”

And get this … the statement says Annie is responsible for shooting Kim and Kanye’s Vogue cover, but she’s “not known to shoot weddings.”  It sounds like she wasn’t really into doing it in the first place.”

And get this BJ … Kanye says, “The most-liked Instagram photo of all time, shot by Annie Leibovitz.  Oh, I’m sorry for dreaming out loud.  Again.”

So… basically Kanye was just butthurt he didn’t get his way so he whinged about it (and lied in the process), making him look like an awfully poor sport. Sounds about right.

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Kim Kardashian says she’ll be in the “honeymoon phase” with Kanye forever

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Kim Kardashian is in Cannes at the moment for the Cannes Lions International Creativity Festival or whatever the hell it’s called. If that seems like a disconnect – as in, why is Kim, who ostensibly has very little brain power, at an event which honours just that? No one knows, but she never misses a chance to put on a tight dress and have her picture taken, so here we are.

First of all, let’s discuss this dress. No shade on Kim because she’s got a great voluptuous shape (and that’s not even an underhanded compliment – I use voluptuous kindly), but this dress is horrendous. She looks like an encased sausage, and that’s not a good look on anyone. I want to like it! I like the colour, I like the intricate rope work, but it just doesn’t do anything for her.

Second of all, I’m just going to leave you with this quote about her marriage to Kanye, which, according to her, is much like a Katy Perry song and will go on forever and ever:

‘I feel as though we’ll always be in the honeymoon period. We always say we really like to treat each other like it’s our birthday.

‘I try to treat him like it’s his birthday every single day. I think we’ll always be like that.

‘We always try to make life as fun and enjoyable as possible.

‘We do travel, and work really hard, when we’re together – and even when we’re apart, we’re always on the phone 24/7 – just trying to make that time as memorable as possible.’

I dunno, guys – I feel like their marriage actually MIGHT last. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: they’re just narcissistic enough for each other. Together, their egos can fill up every room in their mansion. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is.

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Kim Kardashian is apparently the “most important person on the internet”

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Half the time, I don’t even know what it is that’s coming out of Kanye West‘s mouth. It’s just a bunch of bullshit gibberish that means nothing and yet still somehow manages to shock and offend people. His latest foray into insanity is his revelation at the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity on Monday was claiming that a) Annie Leibovitz is “scared of celebrity”, b) that Kim Kardashian is the most important person on the Internet and c) that she was distraught over how the flower wall behind them in their wedding photo was all the wrong colour or whatever the fuck.

From The New York Post:

“Let me tell you something about that kiss photo that my girl put up … this was pissing my girl off during the honeymoon, she was exhausted because we worked on the photo so much because Annie Leibovitz pulled out right before the wedding. I think that she was, like, scared of the idea of celebrity.”

“Because Annie pulled out, I was like, ‘Okay, I still want my wedding photos to look like Annie Leibovitz,’ and we sat there and worked on that photo for, like, four days because the flowers were off-color.

“Can you imagine telling someone who wants to just Instagram a photo, who’s the No. 1 person on Instagram, ‘We need to work on the color of the flower wall,’ or the idea that it’s a Givenchy dress, and it’s not about the name Givenchy, it’s about the talent that is Riccardo Tisci — and how important Kim is to the Internet.

“And the fact the No. 1 most-liked photo [on Instagram] has a kind of aesthetic was a win for what the mission is, which is raising the palette.

“It was a long time,” he added — drawing laughs from the audience, before later adding, “Why did Annie Leibovitz pull out one day before the wedding?”

I’ve never liked Annie Leibovitz more, to be honest. Also, she’s made a living out of shooting celebs, so… what Kanye is saying makes literally zero sense. Maybe she just didn’t want to be part of your bullshit spectacle?

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This is how Kim Kardashian walks around NYC

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Kim Kardashian was doing a photoshoot in New York on Monday and instead of getting changed out of her cleavage-bearing attire before walking the streets – especially considering it was pretty hot and she was wearing a blazer – she took dem titties on a walkabout to make sure the paparazzi could get some good snaps.

I can’t wait to see how much therapy little North West needs once she comes of age and realizes who her parents really are and what they do for a living.

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Where does the time go? North West is already a year old!

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Little North West, daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, celebrated her first birthday on Sunday, which blows my mind because seriously, I feel like she was only born 2 or 3 months ago. Where does the time go?

Her birthday happened to fall on Father’s Day, and Kim posted the above photo of Daddy and baby on her Instagram page yesterday that is way too cute – and that’s coming from someone who really cannot be bothered with anyone in this family.

Here’s her caption:

This is what life is about! Our baby girl turned 1 today! We played so hard they passed out while we were watching the game! Happy Father’s Day to the best daddy in the world! The way you love our daughter and protect her makes me filled with so much love! #BestDayEver #Twins #HappyFathersDay #HappyBirthday

Cute. They even went out and about for the day, just so the paparazzi could get some nice, clear pictures of the family. Again, I like to be fair and impartial, so I gotta say, Kimmycakes is looking chic and sleek in these photos. Get it, girl… and then quickly go away again.

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Kim Kardashian’s Bonnaroo Outfit: Hell Yes Or God No?


Kim Kardashian went to Bonnaroo to watch now-husband, Kanye West perform. And because it’s Kim Kardashian, she wore the above impractical outfit: a sheer top with white jeans. She posted the outfit on Instagram along with a few others:

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I have some critiques:

  • Those jeans look too tight.
  • The jacket doesn’t go.
  • That top is just…I mean, come on. Really?

What do you think of her outfit? Is it a “Hell, yes” or a “God, no”? Am I being too harsh?

Note: the guy in the bottom photo is someone named Ricky, according to her caption. To quote an Instagram user comment, “Who the hell is Ricky?” Anyone know?

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are on their “real” honeymoon now

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married less than a month ago and have taken approximately 19 vacations since then, but none of them were the “real” honeymoon. They toured Ireland and the UK, they spent a few weeks around mainland Europe, but it was all just foreplay for the actual honeymoon getaway, which is apparently being held in Mexico.

From People:

Less than two weeks after they returned from an Irish getaway following their lavish nuptials, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are vacationing in Punta Mita, Mexico, to celebrate the rapper’s birthday.

“They’re staying in a private house on the beach,” says a source, noting that the town is a favorite spot for all the Kardashians.

In between margaritas, sunbathing and toasting West, who turned 37 on Sunday, the newlyweds will have plenty of time for reliving favorite moments from their big day.

To be honest, I’m shocked Kim would lower herself enough to go to Mexico – you would think it wouldn’t be glamorous enough and meet her high standards. Blah.

Anyhow, must be nice to live a life in which all you do is vacation. Literally, her actually non-vacation life is a vacation. The girl does nothing but take selfies and film a reality show… what’s there to need an escape from?

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