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3North West went makeup-free in ‘Vogue’

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Yes, because there was ever a question that a fucking BABY would wear make-up, it’s news that in fact North West didn’t need any cosmetic touching up at all for Kim & Kanye‘s much talked about Vogue shoot. Thank the good lord, because otherwise I’d question their sanity even more than I already do (and I don’t think that’s humanly possible).

From Cosmopolitan:

Baby North may have been the real star of the Vogue cover shoot, but she wasn’t fussy when it came to makeup. “She didn’t need it! She is such a little cutie,” Aaron de Mey, the mastermind behind Kimye’s makeup on the April issue, told earlier today. You heard it here first: North was NOT wearing any foundation or anything for her Vogue shoot — and she still looked that adorable.

Uhhhhhh. This is something an adult human let come out of his mouth, and something another adult human typed out with their fingers. She’s an INFANT, for crying out loud. As if a baby needs foundation? What world do these people live in?

Another hilarious part of this article is where de Mey says that they never tried any crazy looks on Kim before deciding on the theme of the shoot since she’s so “naturally gorgeous” and they wanted to highlight that. Yes, “naturally” now means “laden with plastic surgery”. No shade for cosmetic procedures, but at least own that shit.

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March 28, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

21This is what Kim Kardashian wore to dinner last night

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I guess Kim Kardashian must have been eating dinner on the beach last night, judging from the outfit she wore to hit up a restaurant in Los Angeles last night with fiancé and Vogue cover sharer Kanye West. Of course she posted this on Instagram, and of course she’s still wearing those same Tom Ford shoes that make her feet look like they’re crying for freedom and I kinda don’t get it when she’s rich and must have thousands of pairs of shoes but she only wears these.

Here’s a better picture of the dress sans jacket:

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I mean who, besides Kim, thought this shit was a good idea? If you wanna wear your bra and underwear to dinner, do you, girl. You don’t need the dingy doily dress on top of it – it only makes it worse anyway.

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March 26, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
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6Kim Kardashian and Kanye West torture baby North

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West finally got their Vogue cover, much to Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s chagrin (among others). And it’s not just a bunch of mediocre photos we have to look through and pretend to care about – there’s also an accompanying interview that’s full of the exact kind of bullshit you’d expect to hear coming out of their mouths. And after reading through it, one thing becomes very clear: North West is going to need so much therapy.

North’s parents have already involved her in their creative lives. “I take pictures of her all the time and dress her up,” says Kim. “I put Kanye’s big chains around her, and I put a little Louis bag and some Jordans, and I was like, ‘What up, Daddy?’ ” Kanye, meanwhile, has made an adorable little stop-frame video of North caught in her natural movements that he’s edited to make it appear as if she’s break-dancing.

Well… that’s special. I’m sure she just loves that.

Oh, here’s another fun fact: Kris Jenner won’t let North call her Grandma/Nana/Gram/etc. No, she’s going by the name “Lovey”. WHAT? How is that a thing?

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I wouldn’t rot your brain reading the whole thing, but suit yourself…

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March 24, 2014 at 3:30 pm by Jennifer

6Kim Kardashian’s Baby Shower Look: Hell Yes Or God No?


Kim Kardashian went to Ciara‘s baby shower wearing a slitted white gown. She posted of a photo (above) on Instagram of her with Ciara (middle) and LaLa Anthony (left) captioned,

Celebrating @Ciara‘s baby shower today with @lala#mommymemorie

But let’s focus on what she’s wearing. What do we think of this look? Is it, “Hell, yes” or “God, no”? I’m going with, “God, no.” The top side slit looks like a rip, not a purposeful accent, and the whole dress is a bit much for a baby shower, especially being just a guest.

What the hell does she care though, right? She was on the cover of Vogue, her ego is so far gone you can’t even see it with a telescope.

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March 23, 2014 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
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6Sarah Michelle Gellar threw shade at the Kimye ‘Vogue’ cover

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Lots of people aren’t very happy about the fact that Kim & Kanye got their own Vogue cover, and I can’t really blame them. These two are a disaster, and certainly not really meant for the cover of a premiere fashion magazine (though try telling them that). While plenty of celebrities had their complaints, I’m sure, one stood brave enough to actually throw shade publicly, and it was none other than Buffy the Vampire Slayer herself, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

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I mean, in one sense, Sarah Michelle Gellar has been on the cover of Vogue zero times, so there could be a bit of hateration there. In the other sense, I totally get where she’s coming from. The magazine took a massive step down by putting Kimye on the cover, 100%, but I think it’s pretty hilarious that SMG (and so many others) have sworn it off forever because of this.

Meanwhile, Anna Wintour has insisted that Kimye didn’t beg for the cover, it was TOTALLY her own decision (LOL, kay):

“Part of the pleasure of editing Vogue, one that lies in a long tradition of this magazine, is being able to feature those who define the culture at any given moment, who stir things up, whose presence in the world shapes the way it looks and influences the way we see it,” Wintour, 64, wrote. “I think we can all agree on the fact that that role is currently being played by Kim and Kanye to a T. (Or perhaps that should be to a K?)”

“As for the cover, my opinion is that it is both charming and touching, and it was, I should add, entirely our idea to do it; you may have read that Kanye begged me to put his fiancee on Vogue‘s cover. He did nothing of the sort,” she explained. “The gossip might make better reading, but the simple fact of the matter is that it isn’t true.”

HAHAHA. Yeah, alright.

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March 22, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer

4Kim Kardashian and Kanye West actually got their ‘Vogue’ cover

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Well, nothing can quite undermine the credibility Vogue quite like putting Kim Kardashian and Kanye West being given a cover story. Kim was chasing that dream for a long ass time, and now it’s actually happened.

Not really sure what’s with Vogue not only choosing these two idiots to cover the magazine, but USING A HASHTAG? Is that what it’s come down to? Anna Wintour must be rolling over in the cryogenic chamber she rests in overnight to keep her going.

Just… wow.

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March 21, 2014 at 11:01 am by Jennifer