Remember how everyone thought Kim Kardashian was really obsessed with losing weight quickly after giving birth to get back to posting selfies on Instagram? Our mistakes! In fact, she’s “totally calm” about getting her old body back and can’t wait to start her planned diet/fitness regimen… with psycho “trainer” to the most bonkers stars, Tracy Anderson. Here’s a hint: anyone who goes to Tracy Anderson is definitely not “totally calm” about anything in life. But whatever, let’s go with it!
From US Weekly:
“It’s a tough time, and a lot of women feel like it’s a huge mountain to climb to get back, but Kim, surprisingly, has had the totally opposite reaction to other moms,” Anderson tells Us. “She’s like, ‘We’re going to be so good. It’s fun, I feel great!’ She just loves the whole process. From our talks during her pregnancy, I thought she was going to be really concerned [about her weight] once the baby was out, but she’s just not…She’s in baby heaven. She’s excited to get started, but she’s really calm about it all.”
“Kim is super motivated. She’s all in,” Anderson says. “Pregnancy is actually an opportunity for women to look better than ever. And [Kim] will.”
The fact that Tracy Anderson has a career is a testament to the insanity in Hollywood. The woman advocates the baby food diet and/or eating 700 calories per day and like, six hour workouts and shit. It ain’t right.
As for Kim being “all in”, I fucking bet she is. If she doesn’t, no one’s going to want to pay her to “host” parties in Vegas or model thongs or whatever the hell she does in her spare time.
July 1, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
I bet you all have been desperate to know how Kim Kardashian is since giving birth to North West (she’s got her own tag now, y’all!), and more importantly, how she LOOKS! (Not really.) Well, Khloe Kardashian is here to grant your desires and she’s got a gift for you – a picture of Kim sleeping. I’m not sure if this is meant to be particularly groundbreaking or what, considering you can’t see much besides her face, but it’s important since it’s the ~first post-birth picture~ I guess.
I think it’s hilarious that the first picture we’re seeing of Kim since having a baby is her… sleeping. Not her covered in vomit or holding a dirty diaper or looking ragged from being up all night with a crying infant, but sleeping peacefully as if she’s not got a care in the world – and with a full face of makeup, to boot. How many nannies does she have, do you think?
June 30, 2013 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Because of course. All we got before Kim Kardashian gave birth to baby North West is how “terrified” she was of labour and how disgusted she was with herself for putting on weight and blah blah blah. For someone as vain and self-obsessed as she is, I can sort of believe this story, but of course the media has to take things to the next level and report that she’s “obsessed” with losing weight now that the little one is here.
From In Touch (so GIANT grain of salt):
“Kim is obsessed with getting the baby weight off – and fast. She’s terrified she will never get her body back,” a source told In Touch magazine.
“Everyone has told her not to stress – that it’s about being healthy and having a good mind-set for your baby, not about losing the weight right away.
“But her family knows that at the end of the day, Kim will do what Kim wants. She really believes she can lose the first 30lbs in the first month.”
June 28, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
The Kardashian family is always and forever in each other’s grills, so it’s no surprise that Kourtney has plenty of opinions on how Kim needs to be raising her new baby. While Kourtney has done the whole stay-at-home mom thing (who’s also stayed with an alcoholic with anger and ego issues…), Kim wants to take the baby on the road with daddy Kanye when he embarks on his world tour in the next few months. Kourtney thinks that’s a terrible idea; Kim thinks Kourtney needs to STFU. Oh, the drama.
From Life & Style (via Radar Online):
However, her older sister is concerned that Kim’s celebrity lifestyle isn’t going to change now that she’s a mother and with Kanye’s world tour schedule Kourtney has said that Kim isn’t doing the right thing by taking the baby out of the country at such a young age.
“She was disgusted when she learned Kim plans to take the baby on Kanye’s European tour so soon after the birth,” a source told Life & Style magazine.
Kim was not happy about her big sis trying to tell her how to rear her child. “They had a big argument,” the insider said.
Kim blasted her sister and other moms previously, saying they had “boring and miserable lives,” and the report says that Kourtney is concerned that her sister’s opinion hasn’t changed.
“Kim gets off on the crazy lifestyle,” a friend close to the reality star told the magazine. “She loves the buzz of taking 10 flights in three days and always having her hair and makeup teams around and staying in luxe hotels. But she needs to know that’s in the past, at least for now.”
The Kardashian family bond is very strong, especially between the sisters, but Kim becoming a mom has apparently worried her older sister.
“Kim does whatever she wants, and she’s always been self-centered, so Kourtney’s been disappointed so far.
Well, duh. I mean, did anyone actually expect Kim Kardashian to be a good mother? Sure, the kid will have plenty of money and nannies or whatever to look after it, but let’s be honest: a self-obsessed fame whore is not your ideal parenting candidate. Add in the fact that North’s dad is even MORE of a self-obsessed egomaniac with a serious lack of a grip on reality, and you’ve got a recipe for disaster.
June 27, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
Rob Kardashian isn’t doing much with his life besides shedding some pounds in the hopes of getting an endorsement deal (most likely) and selling overpriced socks, so what better way to get a bit of the limelight than by sticking your nose in and offering commentary on something that really doesn’t involve you and no one cares about your opinion of? That’s right, Rob has lashed out at “haters” of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s baby North West’s name. Prepare for some deep philosophical thought here, people.
From Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM show (because who else would interview him than the producer of his family’s reality show):
“When it comes to babies I like to give the person all their time with their significant other [to] let them enjoy their moment,” the Arthur George sock designer shares. “I’m happy the baby is healthy and my sister is healthy.”
However, although he’s giving them their space, Rob did have some advice for the new parents, especially when it comes to the little girl’s name.
“I told Kim and Kanye this: I’m like, ‘Yo, people are always going to talk whether it’s good or bad. There’s always going to be the haters, but do what you guys feel.’ Like, you know everyone’s going to say, ‘Oh, you’re coming up with some weird celebrity, crazy name.’ You know how it is.”
“[But] North West, it sounds cool! [And] North is the highest point, so it has a lot of meaning to it.”
June 27, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
There was a collective LOL heard ’round the world when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West actually named their daughter North (that was our tipster’s info, so good to see they were reliable!), but the happy couple want you to hold the laughter and understand the deeper meaning here. That’s right, North West‘s name is a symbol… and not of nonsense.
According to TMZ, Kimye have said that they see the baby as the “North Star” and gave the best soundbite of the year when they apparently told friends the following:
“What’s north of north? Nothing.”
HAHA! Well, can’t argue with reason, I suppose?
A bonus to this story is that Kim has apparently been sending out batches of fake baby photos to her friends to see which of them are going to try to hawk the pics of North to the press first. CLEVER – almost TOO clever for a Kardashian, you might say. Hilariously, two people came forward to TMZ wanting to sell photos of the baby (which aren’t real). Here’s one of them, anyway: