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Kim and Kanye’s wedding photos are here… and they’re kinda cute!

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West tied the knot last weekend in a rather lavish multi-day ceremony, and we’ve been promised wedding pics since. Well, they’re here now… and they’re actually pretty adorable! I hate to say it, but it’s true.

Maybe I’m having a nice day or something, but these two might actually make it! After all, they can afford a house big enough to contain both of their egos, and they both love themselves as much as they love each other, so maybe it truly is a match made in heaven. Either way, at least they got some cute pictures out of it.

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Lana Del Rey had fun at Kim and Kanye’s wedding

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Lana Del Rey performed three songs at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding. Well, not exactly their wedding – actually the pre-wedding dinner, but who’s counting? She did a nice rendition of ‘Young and Beautiful’ (of course), kicked it up a notch with a little ‘Summertime Sadness’ (not that amazing radio remix that’s always on, unfortunately) and did another song no one seems sure about. And she got to meet the Kardashians/Jenners! Now that’s what I call a good time – and an invite you just don’t turn down.

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Rob Kardashian left Kimye wedding over family pictures

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Well, you guys called this one in the comments section – Rob Kardashian disappeared from Kim & Kanye‘s European wedding extravaganza this weekend before the ceremony even started, and no one really knew why… except we kinda did. Rob’s fat and he hates being fat (and the rest of his family hates him being fat) and that led to a lot of tension over family photos. So much tension, it seems, that Rob actually hightailed it out of there so as to avoid having to pose for any pictures.

From TMZ:

Sources close to the Kardashian clan tell TMZ … Rob has become so insecure and depressed about his appearance … he refused to be in the family wedding pics, despite his family’s encouragement.

We’re told the Kardashians were heartbroken and tried to support Rob, saying he doesn’t look bad … but he still wasn’t down to pose

Things got heated because the more they insisted, the more Rob dug in his heels … and eventually he made the call to fly home alone.

I must say – I doubt Kris or anyone else in that family gave him any “encouragement” (other than encouraging him to go to fat camp and lose weight), but whatever. It’s such a shame for him, man. Dude needs some help – not just in the gym, but with a therapist who can help him mentally/emotionally, as well.

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First Kardashian Wedding Portrait

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Hey, did you guys hear that Kim Kardashian married Kanye West yesterday? Ha ha ha. We have now what might be the first wedding portrait (above) released of the couple. It’s from a photo booth, leaked by designer Olivier Rousteing, who designed Kim‘s reception dress.

Kanye looks so happy, I don’t think I’ve EVER seen him that happy. Kim looks like…well, to be honest, her face seems a little…frozen? Maybe one too many fillers to the face before the big day?

But the important thing is that they’re both very happy and in love and Jay Z and Beyoncé didn’t make it to their wedding, haha.

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Kardashian Wedding Drama: Brother Rob Doesn’t Show

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Kim and Kanye got married, and you know who wasn’t there? Kim’s brother, Rob Kardashian. He was there, but he left before the ceremony, and no one is sure why other than the usual Kardashian drama and hijinks that are always sure to ensue.

Here’s the story from TMZ:

Rob Kardashian left Florence, Italy BEFORE his sister Kim got married to Kanye West … and we’re told it’s because some major family drama went down.

Rob booked a flight from Florence to L.A late last night in a hurry … and we’re told he was in tears while desperately trying to secure a seat.

It’s unclear what caused the Kardashian family beef — but it had to be bad — considering he missed out on not only his sisters wedding … but one of the biggest celebrity events of the year.

Why do YOU think Rob split? Was he too self conscious? Is he still upset about his socks failure? Was Kris just waaaay too unbearable, even for her?

I wanna hear your theories. The more ridiculous, the better. I wanna see some Illuminati shit going down in the comments.

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Well, It’s Done: Kim And Kanye Are Married

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially married, you guys. They took their French celebrations to Fort di Belvedere in Florence, Italy, where they tied the knot in a ceremony. This is Kim’s 3rd marriage, and Kanye’s 1st.

My favorite part was what an “onlooker” told People about Kanye’s demeanor:

It was funny how nervous he was. He clearly knew the gravity of what he was about to do. This morning he was all smiles, but as it got closer, you could see that the nerves were kicking in. It’s common for most grooms. I’ve seen it all before.

OH THE GRAVITY OF IT ALL!

Apparently Kim walked down the aisle with Bruce Jenner to Andrea Bocelli singing “Con te Partiró (With You I Live)”. Please enjoy:

 

Look out for wedding pics. Those gotta be coming soon.

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Kim Kardashian’s Rehearsal Dinner Dress: Hell, Yes Or God, No?

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are pulling out all the damn stops for their big Parisian wedding. Their rehearsal dinner (more like rehearsal DAY) was no different. There were 600 guests, Lana Del Rey showed up and performed, and there were fireworks, according to People. But let’s talk about what Kim wore, which was this:

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Yes, it’s a very low (and wide) cut white top/skirt or dress, I can’t tell, honestly. What do we think of this: is it a hell, yes! or a God, no!?

Personally, I’m going with God, no on this one. I think it’s a bit much. I hate what Kanye’s wearing, too.

What do you think?

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