“The Hilary Swank movie where you walk out of there with tears and just feel terrible. I can’t handle it. I just want to see somebody fall off a ladder, the boy and girl go home to a big pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and feel great about myself. I don’t want any drama in my life — not even in a f*cking movie. Not even when it’s… What’s fake? Is it fiction? Even if it’s fiction, I don’t want it. I just want to be happy and have fun.”
In the interview, Kid Rock also says that the hardest thing about slowing down on “whatever your thing is, if it’s pills, cocaine, smoking weed” is relearning how to drink. He said “I still black out here and there, but nothing too serious.” Bless his heart.
July 1, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Emily
4In Case You Were Wondering, We’re Going to Make A Flip Book of These Pictures of Kid Rock on The Beach
Yesterday, in the midst of the worst hangover in my short drinking career, I said to myself, “Self, you are in charge of the very first post on Evil Beet in the year of our Lord, 2011. You better make it a damn good one.” So when I awoke today, I scoured the photo agencies, and I think I’ve succeeded with these pictures of Kid Rock on the beach.
I know that some people are super into Kid Rock (“Only God Knows Why” though, am I right? Hey-o!), but even if you’re not, flip books are fun for everyone. You can draw your own pictures to fill in any missing moments, and won’t that just be so much fun? Did your list of resolutions for the new year include being more creative? If not, tack it on real quick, and if so, then you’re welcome. It’s for auld lang syne, my dears!
January 2, 2011 at 10:59 am by Emily
“Will you just have my baby, and let’s just get it over?”
–Kid Rock to Sheryl Crow at this year’s CMT Music Awards.
Girl. Kid Rock is, by far, one of music’s hottest manly-man guys out there. He’s hot in that “I’m repulsed by my attraction to you and that makes it all the more hotter” kind of way, and if you had any inkling about what great sex is, you’d better take him up on his offer.
‘Cause, you know, unless he’s gonna be a sperm donor (which would be a waste of such hot, hot fornication), you’ve got to do the do with him.
One could only imagine that sex with Kid Rock would have to be a mind-blowing, spirit-altering experience.
Am I right or am I right?
June 11, 2010 at 9:27 am by Sarah
“It’s gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er.’ I don’t have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I’m going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere.”
Kid Rock talking to Rolling Stone about his general distaste for all things Twitter. Do people really still say “It’s gay”? Apparently so.
July 29, 2009 at 3:18 am by Wendie
Where have I been and how did I not know this? Despite it being “the worst-kept secret in Nashville”, I was completely unaware that these two were dating. And they’ve reportedly been dating for a year!
Pickler, on a radio interview, referred to being involved in a year-long relationship. Now other Nashville sources have stated that “the guy” is actually the ex-Mr. Pamela Anderson. He does like them blond and low on the bell curve, doesn’t he?
What do we think of Rockler? Cute couple or creepy? I vote “kinda cute.”
June 29, 2009 at 1:41 pm by Wendie
Kid Rock played Grand Marshal at Endymion’s 2009 Mardi Gras parade yesterday in New Orleans.
I bet that cup is full of tobacco chew spittle and sunflower seed remnants. Delicious.