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The Kardashian Kristmas Kard Is Here!

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It’s time for the annual Kardashian family Christmas card, and it’s just as weird as ever. There’s absolutely nothing about this picture that says ‘Christmas’ – no trees, no garland, nothing but old gossip magazines, dollar signs and Bruce‘s swimming awards in a case. I’m not sure what the point is of this David LaChappelle shoot, but it certainly isn’t anything to get you in the holiday spirit.

Notice that Scott Disick is nowhere to be seen, nor are Lamar Odom or even Rob Kardashian. Is he just not part of the family anymore? It’s all too bizarre and awful.

Up close photos (if you dare) are below:

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O.J. Simpson’s Manager: “Khloe Kardashian could be O.J.’s kid”


Khloe Kardashian being the lovechild of Kris Jenner and O.J. Simpson has been a rumor that’s been going around for years. I thought it was finally put to rest when a better candidate for Khloe’s “real” dad was revealed — that hairdresser, Alex Roldan. She looks just like him:


But no, here come the O.J. rumors again, this time from his manager, Norman Pardo. Here’s what he told InTouch:

It’s all going to come out sooner or later. Khloé could be O.J.’s kid.

Whenever I bring it up [to O.J.], he giggles. [Excuse me? WTF? Is he 12?] They all [the Simpson and the Kardashian families] took their vacations together. There was a lot of partying going on back then. Kris cheated on Robert [Kardashian] — she was known for having a good time.

I still think it’s way more likely that the hairdresser is Khloe’s dad.

Who do you think is Khloe’s biological father?

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Did Lamar Odom Rap A Cheating Confession??

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have been going to couples therapy, and they’re going to need a lot more after this video in which it appears that Lamar raps about cheating on wife Khloe. Normally I would suggest that this was tongue-in-cheek, but Lamar seems so f-cking out of it that it doesn’t seem like he’s making a cute “screw you” joke. He’s shirtless and with a friend and is slurring. The line in question is when he raps, quietly, at 1:49,

And when Khloe’s out of town, I guess I’ll still be on the DL.

His friend follows up with,

You know what it is. We the QU [Queens] pimps. Ask any of these shorties. We ran through their cribs. Up in them hills, down to the hills, over in East LA, they take us to the jungle and we A-OK.

Here’s the video from TMZ. It looks like it was shot with a calculator.

What a jerk! Crack’s a helluvah drug. No excuse though. He’s gross.

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Khloe And Lamar Are In Therapy Together

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Khloe Kardashian talked about how she’s trying to help husband Lamar Odom, and she’s taking that seriously. Newest reports say that the couple are in couples therapy. From People:

Despite multiple sources indicating earlier this month that a split might be unavoidable, a source confirms to PEOPLE that the pair, who have remained in contact throughout the ordeal, “have been going to therapy together.”

Lamar, 34, who was spotted with the family at Kanye’s West‘s L.A. show just a couple of weeks ago, has also been in therapy himself, as has Khloé, 29. “They’ve also been going separately,” says the source.

Despite Lamar being the one with the crack addiction, it’s very good, smart, and kind of Khloe to go to therapy with him. They say marriage is for better or for worse, and this is definitely the worse. And I think we can all agree out of all the Kardashian couples, this is probably the one most people hate the least. So best of luck to them.

I honestly don’t know what I would do if my husband had a serious drug problem. Good news is I don’t have a husband, so screw you, imaginary douche!

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Khloe Kardashian Is Trying to Help Lamar Odom

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Things have been rather quiet on the Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom front. Last we heard, the pair were concentrating on their “unbreakable” relationship rather than, say, Lamar’s raging crack addiction. Well, now Khloe has broken her silence to let the world know they shouldn’t worry – she’s trying to help him!

Here’s how it went down on Keeping Up with the Kardashians – because how else does his family deal with anything when it’s not televised? (via DS)

“A lot’s been going on in the past couple of years, just with me and Lamar, and I’ve made that choice myself to keep that within my marriage,” she said. “But lately it’s getting bigger than me… Sometimes things are bigger than yourself. I don’t have a plan – I don’t know what the next step is.”

Khloe, who admitted that it is “scary” and “not easy” dealing with these problems with the paparazzi camped outside her house, also admitted that she is struggling to come up with new ideas to help her husband.”What am I supposed to do? I’ve done everything,” she said.

When Rob advised her to “let him figure it out”, she replied: “If someone gets their legs cut off, or you get breast cancer, do you just leave someone because they’re slowing down your life? I’m trying to help and save him.”Rob pointed out that Odom is “really hurting” his sister, saying in private that he hates seeing Khloe “hurt” and is sad to see his “best friend” and “brother” going through a “really dark period”.

Well, here’s something Khloe needs to understand. Yes, you stand by someone when they are going through something difficult. But getting diagnosed with cancer – which quite often is NOT PREVENTABLE – is quite different than watching someone repeatedly choose to pick up a crack pipe and smoke it. Sorry, I know that a lot of people will argue about the psychological facts of addiction, but people CAN beat it… if they want to. And if they don’t? Then you’re going to ruin your life at the same time as sitting around watching them ruin their own.

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Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Are “Unbreakable”, Apparently

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All has been quiet on the Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom front lately – no wonder, really, since I imagine it gets a bit quiet after a massive sex and drugs binge that sends you to rehab. While it seemed like their marriage was headed for certain doom, it seems Lamar has surfaced once again to insist that they’re totally fine, because his relationship with Khloe is “unbreakable”, and not in the Bruce Willis sense (I’ll show myself out).

From US Weekly:

“We’re wonderful. We’re unbreakable,” the 33-year-old NBA player told Us. “That’s why I wear my wedding ring.”

“It is a beautiful ring,” he noted. “From a beautiful wife.”

Well, that’s… encouraging? I don’t know what’s going on with these two. I used to be a big proponent of Khlomar and thought they were great together until all this two year affair and hardcore crack addiction shit came to light. Now I think she needs to get away as fast as she can. There is no “stand by your man” shit in instances like this, and to pretend there is, well… Khloe, don’t do it, girl. You’re better than that!

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Kim Kardashian & Co. Are Modeling For Lipsy Again

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Kim Kardashian just had a baby, so I suppose we’re to be impressed by the return of her ~sexy curves~ as she models – along with sisters Khloe and Kourtney – the new Kardashian Kollection (fuck off) for something called Lipsy. If you want to dress like a Kardashian – and I’m not really sure why you would, but to each her own – then this is for you. It looks like some shit you’d get at Sears, and maybe it is. Terry Richardson did the photo shoot, of course, so there’s that.

Here’s Kim’s quote about this wonderful range of clothing:

“The collection is inspired by the stylish women from around the world that I’ve had the pleasure of meeting. This is for those Lipsy girls who have as much fun with fashion as I do.”

Well, that’s special. If only it didn’t look like something you’d find on the Forever21 sale rack.

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