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Khloe Kardashian Got Naked For Her First Vine Post

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Khloe Kardashian doesn’t have much going on right now, it seems. The Game has publicly denied being at all involved with (or even interested in) her and has instead admitted that he’s already fucked her sister. Her old house with her soon-to-be crackhead ex-husband was recently robbed and she has a fat brother. What’s there for a girl to do besides join Vine and get topless for her first video?

“Khlomoney” posted the following clip yesterday with zero explanation, so I’ll just leave this here. What’s with this family’s need for perpetual attention?

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Well, Khloe Kardashian Is Being a Bit of a Dick

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I love animals, but I also love to eat them and don’t really have a problem with people wearing them as coats. I think PETA is a bunch of bullshit and their tactics are horrendous, but I also feel like Khloe Kardashian‘s recent foray into the blood-smeared “Fuck Your Fur” world is tasteless and kinda corny (not to mention a waste of good fur).

If I didn’t know any better, I’d have thought this was Kim and she’d been put up to it by Kanye, who really wanted to make a statement against the man! But alas… Apparently this is indeed fake fur, and the design on the jacket was made that way, not spray-painted on (FASHION!) – after all, Khloe is an animal lover and used to be part of PETA… until they flour-bombed Kim on the red carpet back in 2012. CLASSIC!

Here she is showing off her piece of shit coat:

Awful! And I bet it cost thousands upon thousands of dollars, “faux” or not. Speaking of the whole “faux” bit, apparently people on Twitter don’t really know what that means and were giving her shit about the coat, which then further enraged her. Hilarious!

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Kylie Jenner Got Hurt on a Trampoline

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Well, now everything is news, I suppose. Kylie Jenner went to the hospital yesterday after she was injured while jumping on a trampoline with older sister Khloe Kardashian. Apparently her injury was “painful” (though nonspecific) and of course since nothing really happened if it’s not documented on social media, Kylie took the opportunity to post the selfie above and give us a little explanation:

“in the hospital thanks to @khloekardashian. (Look at her page for the reason why) my mom said ‘never thought I would take u to the doctor for a trampoline accident at this age) this means war Khloe. Ps. It was painful taking this photo.”

Khloe replied soon after with the following photo, claiming it was proof that Kylie did it to herself:

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So… those photos make it look like Kylie hurt her back, but she’s holding her nose in the selfie. WHO CAN SOLVE THIS MYSTERY?! In any case, glad she’s okay, I guess.

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Kaley Cuoco Bought Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s Old House

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Well, Kaley Cuoco has moved up in the world and is going to be living the dream: she and new hubby Ryan Sweeting have bought Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom‘s old house for an insane $5.49 million. I mean, it’s a nice place, and all – it’s located in Tarzana, California and has the seven bedrooms and eight bathrooms and is described as a “breathtaking Mediterranean villa within the estates section of guard-gated Mulholland Park”.

Khloe put the house on the market late last year after her split from Lamar and originally was only asking $4 million (they paid $3.95 million in 2009) so it sold for quite a bit above the asking price. Apparently Khloe’s looking for a house close to momager Kris in Hidden Hills now, according to TMZ.

It’s a pretty nice house, all told, but I’m such a cheapskate that I can’t imagine that I’d spend anywhere near that on a house regardless of how rich I am. That’s so much money! What do you think of the place?

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Khloe Kardashian Needs a Fresh Start

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It’s been a rough year for Khloe Kardashian. Her husband, Lamar Odom, was found to be a crack addict and a cheater and while she tried to keep it together, eventually it all became too much and she made the right decision and filed for divorce. So, it makes sense that Khloe is really looking forward to 2014 so she can have, as she calls it, a “fresh start”.

From Cosmopolitan UK:

“I love the new year, new beginnings. I need a good fresh start; I’m excited for this year to be over with… You only live once so let’s make that one time perfect. We can’t fix our mistakes and imperfections, so let’s have fun. You get what you give out in life.”

“I don’t regret anything about my life. My life has made me who I am at this moment and I’m very happy with who I am. No matter if it’s great, disgusting, beautiful or ugly; it happens and it makes you you. Life is about how you process things.”

Well, that seems like a pretty lucid and calculated response, but I hope she really does feel that way. I feel bad for Khloe, as she seems to have gotten the shit end of the stick in a lot of respects, both with her family, in the public eye and now Lamar.

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Khloe Kardashian Calls Her Divorce “Torture”

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It’s actually happening — Khloe Kardashian is divorcing Lamar Odom. They had a lot of problems and it’s suspected that when Odom openly rapped a cheating confession, that’s when Khloe was done. She took to twitter to talk about her divorce and her pain. From her twitter:

This, in and of itself, is heart breaking and torture to my soul. Please, I don’t need the extra rumors and BS right now.

Then maybe you should tell your own mother to SHUT THE F-CK UP. Because I’m not sure if you’re aware, but she’s already doing a lot of speaking on your behalf. How f-cking awful is Kris Jenner, seriously?

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Kris Jenner Is Flapping Her Gums About Khloe and Lamar’s Divorce

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While Khloe Kardashian has been laying low since filing for divorce from husband Lamar Odom earlier this week, there’s one person you can always count on to give you the scoop – even if it’s not a scoop you asked or even one that’s particularly appropriate. That’s right, Kris Jenner is here to run her mouth about her daughter’s personal affairs, because what else has she got to do?

Here’s what the worst momager in the world told E! News:

“Khloé really is so great. She’s strong and…the good news is that she’s busy and you know, keeps her real busy. But she’s good,” Kris tells us.

“She’s got such a big heart but she also is very sensitive. She’s got that tougher exterior and sensitive inside, but she’s good. She’s got all of us all around her and I’ll see her later, and yeah, she’s good. I was with her yesterday and she’s a gift. She’s one of my biggest blessings.”

“I think that when you have a tough decision to make and you finally make it, it’s always a relief to come through that process, but it is a process. So we’ll see.”

That… kinda doesn’t make sense. She’s busy and keeps her real busy? I think the takeaway from that is that she’s got a lot going on, anyway. But seriously, was making any kind of statement necessary? This family’s inability to live through any life event without making some kind of statement to E! is insane.

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