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Annie Leibovitz Photographed the Kardashian Trio

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Let’s play the spot-how-many-effed-up-things-there-are-in-this-picture game, shall we?

1. Since when is Kim both a lot larger-headed and a lot taller than both of her sisters? She looks positively cut and pasted into the photo, right?

2. Why does it look like Kourtney‘s awkwardly feeling for a baby-pulse there in Khloe‘s midsection? Was that scripted, or was it an accident that no one noticed?

3. Khloe’s face came off looking the best in this picture, and I’m afraid that’s not Photoshop, guys.

4. And speaking of Khloe (again), I know she’s not as petite-thighed as the other two gals (who aren’t all that petite-thighed to begin with) but how in hell are the tops of her knees tinier than those of both Kim and Kourtney?

5. … And why is it that you can almost see the top area of Khloe’s knee when you can’t see Kim’s despite the fact that KIM’S TALLER IN THIS PHOTO?

Final verdict? What an awful shitshow of a job, Annie Leibovitz, jeez. I’ve come to expect better from you and your cronies.

You can check out the other two photos in the gallery – be sure to point out all of the WTFs that you see in those, too. Doubtless there’s a ton of ‘em.

Because I Know Some of You Love Her, Here’s Some Photos of Khloe Kardashian Doing a Make-A-Wish Thing

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Khloe Kardashian has a seriously huge heart. Here, she’s photographed with a young girl who’s been struck with cystic fibrosis. Turns out, for her wish, all the young girl wanted was to have dinner with her biggest celebrity hetero-crush, and dine the night away they did indeed.

Isn’t it so nice that Khloe can use her massive star power to come out looking like the biggest and best Kardashian of them all? If I were to choose a Kardashian to befriend, Khloe would stick out like a sore thumb. She’s the greatest, isn’t she?

Of Course There Are Photos of Kim Kardashian’s Bachelorette Party

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What else would you expect from the Kardashians, something private, low-key, and kept out of the public eye? Surely you jest!

The Kardashian girls were photographed this past weekend at the party held in Kim’s honor, which took place at a hotel in Las Vegas. Just judging by the photos, it seems that the Las Vegas sunshine must be quite different than that of LA or NYC or – anywhere but Seaside Heights, New Jersey - because everyone in attendance had some kind of weird, radioactive orange glow.

Don’t get me wrong, the girls look good – and so do Khloe and Kourtney – but orange? Unless that’s the color of the bridesmaid dresses or something, I’m not quite sure that’s the look we should be going for, what with this big expensive wedding coming up so soon and all.

Are you guys stoked about the nuptials being televised?

Check out photos of Kim’s dance party and the rest of the pics taken poolside.

Quotables: Kim Kardashian, a Bridezilla? NEVER.

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“I’m looking forward to being in the wedding. I don’t want to help because Kim is going to be such a bridezilla! If I do one thing wrong, I’ll be screwed! But I would love to be in the wedding.”

I hear you girl, and not even about the Bridezilla part, ’cause you know Kim way better than I. But I can’t stand being in weddings. Seriously. I fucking CRINGE whenever I hear that a good friend is getting married, and I make airtight plans to be out of the country or something when the big day finally arrives. I’m all like, “Hey, sorry I won’t be around to be in your wedding – or, you know, AT your wedding – but here, here’s that thing you really, really wanted off your registry that NO ONE was going to get anyway.” And I leave it at that.

Khloe Kardashian Has a Nipslip of Epic Proportions


Update: The original video has been pulled, but if you go below the jump, you can see Khloe’s NIP hanging out in its full glory via a friendly YouTube video.

Any by “epic proportions,” I mean “exactly proportionate to her Green Giantess stature, ’cause that nipple is LARGE.”

Don’t get me wrong – I’m not ragging on Khloe (OK, I am, a little bit, but that’s only because I feel weird about caving in to Twilight last night and I need to reinforce my heartless bitch status because a sparkly Edward Cullen melted my cold dead heart JUST A LITTLE last night), and her nipple is actually perfectly lovely, but gotdamn. All I can really say about that is that nipple is a nipple worthy of Khloe Kardashian, dudes.

Something good about Khloe Kardashian? She’s actually very well-spoken.

Jump in for the working nip:

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The Kardashians Do Katy Perry’s ‘E.T.’

Ten random thoughts about this whole deal:

10. Can Kim NOT do anything where she’s acting like a total hooker?

9. At the :20 mark, Kourtney Kardashian IS Michael Jackson.

8. Bruce Jenner is WAY too into this.

7. Is Kris Humphries in this video? The quality on my laptop sucks right now, but I want to be sure I laugh extra-hard if that is him with the white T and sunglasses.

6. I GET IT. You’re rich, you have a boat, the boat is centrally located on some water.

5. 2:00 mark: We were waiting for you, Khloe. … and your, um, blinking LED ring.

4. Those are THE ugliest gold shoes I’ve ever seen. And no, you do not get extra points for walking like you’re something else in them.

3. Again. Can Kim NOT do anything where she’s looking like a total hooker?

2. Who’s weird cabana-on-stilts/reject from Swiss Family Robinson thing is this?

1. Scott Disick doing anything except being a smarmy, smirky git. Fuck yes.

Well that was fun. What stuck out to you guys?

The Moment You’ve Been Waiting For: The Trailer for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s New Reality Show

Ugh can you even stand it. You could practically cut the excitement with a butter knife that’s been slathered with all sorts of high-calorie spreads and run lovingly over homemade breads, cinnamon rolls, and my personal favorite, beignets. MMM BUTTER.

Really, though, I know I bust a lot, but Khloe and Lamar actually make a really adorable couple, don’t they? You guys gonna watch this show?