What else would you expect from the Kardashians, something private, low-key, and kept out of the public eye? Surely you jest!
The Kardashian girls were photographed this past weekend at the party held in Kim’s honor, which took place at a hotel in Las Vegas. Just judging by the photos, it seems that the Las Vegas sunshine must be quite different than that of LA or NYC or – anywhere but Seaside Heights, New Jersey - because everyone in attendance had some kind of weird, radioactive orange glow.
Don’t get me wrong, the girls look good – and so do Khloe and Kourtney – but orange? Unless that’s the color of the bridesmaid dresses or something, I’m not quite sure that’s the look we should be going for, what with this big expensive wedding coming up so soon and all.
Are you guys stoked about the nuptials being televised?
Check out photos of Kim’s dance party and the rest of the pics taken poolside.
July 25, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah
“I’m looking forward to being in the wedding. I don’t want to help because Kim is going to be such a bridezilla! If I do one thing wrong, I’ll be screwed! But I would love to be in the wedding.”
I hear you girl, and not even about the Bridezilla part, ’cause you know Kim way better than I. But I can’t stand being in weddings. Seriously. I fucking CRINGE whenever I hear that a good friend is getting married, and I make airtight plans to be out of the country or something when the big day finally arrives. I’m all like, “Hey, sorry I won’t be around to be in your wedding – or, you know, AT your wedding – but here, here’s that thing you really, really wanted off your registry that NO ONE was going to get anyway.” And I leave it at that.
June 10, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
Update: The original video has been pulled, but if you go below the jump, you can see Khloe’s NIP hanging out in its full glory via a friendly YouTube video.
Any by “epic proportions,” I mean “exactly proportionate to her Green Giantess stature, ’cause that nipple is LARGE.”
Don’t get me wrong – I’m not ragging on Khloe (OK, I am, a little bit, but that’s only because I feel weird about caving in to Twilight last night and I need to reinforce my heartless bitch status because a sparkly Edward Cullen melted my cold dead heart JUST A LITTLE last night), and her nipple is actually perfectly lovely, but gotdamn. All I can really say about that is that nipple is a nipple worthy of Khloe Kardashian, dudes.
Something good about Khloe Kardashian? She’s actually very well-spoken.
Jump in for the working nip:
June 7, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
Ten random thoughts about this whole deal:
9. At the :20 mark, Kourtney Kardashian IS Michael Jackson.
8. Bruce Jenner is WAY too into this.
7. Is Kris Humphries in this video? The quality on my laptop sucks right now, but I want to be sure I laugh extra-hard if that is him with the white T and sunglasses.
6. I GET IT. You’re rich, you have a boat, the boat is centrally located on some water.
5. 2:00 mark: We were waiting for you, Khloe. … and your, um, blinking LED ring.
4. Those are THE ugliest gold shoes I’ve ever seen. And no, you do not get extra points for walking like you’re something else in them.
2. Who’s weird cabana-on-stilts/reject from Swiss Family Robinson thing is this?
1. Scott Disick doing anything except being a smarmy, smirky git. Fuck yes.
Well that was fun. What stuck out to you guys?
May 31, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
1The Moment You’ve Been Waiting For: The Trailer for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s New Reality Show
Ugh can you even stand it. You could practically cut the excitement with a butter knife that’s been slathered with all sorts of high-calorie spreads and run lovingly over homemade breads, cinnamon rolls, and my personal favorite, beignets. MMM BUTTER.
March 4, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Am the only one who is seriously creeped out by this couple? I mean, couldn’t you just see them pulling a Randy and Evi Quaid in, you know, a few decades?
If it’s any consolation, I have absolutely no doubts as to the validity and authenticity of Khloe and Lamar’s marriage. They’re a match made in cheeseball heaven and they will probably never split up.
The gods of cheap, unisex perfume just wouldn’t allow it, and for that, thank your lucky stars, guys.