Let’s play the spot-how-many-effed-up-things-there-are-in-this-picture game, shall we?
1. Since when is Kim both a lot larger-headed and a lot taller than both of her sisters? She looks positively cut and pasted into the photo, right?
2. Why does it look like Kourtney‘s awkwardly feeling for a baby-pulse there in Khloe‘s midsection? Was that scripted, or was it an accident that no one noticed?
3. Khloe’s face came off looking the best in this picture, and I’m afraid that’s not Photoshop, guys.
4. And speaking of Khloe (again), I know she’s not as petite-thighed as the other two gals (who aren’t all that petite-thighed to begin with) but how in hell are the tops of her knees tinier than those of both Kim and Kourtney?
5. … And why is it that you can almost see the top area of Khloe’s knee when you can’t see Kim’s despite the fact that KIM’S TALLER IN THIS PHOTO?
Final verdict? What an awful shitshow of a job, Annie Leibovitz, jeez. I’ve come to expect better from you and your cronies.
You can check out the other two photos in the gallery – be sure to point out all of the WTFs that you see in those, too. Doubtless there’s a ton of ‘em.
Khloe Kardashian has a seriously huge heart. Here, she’s photographed with a young girl who’s been struck with cystic fibrosis. Turns out, for her wish, all the young girl wanted was to have dinner with her biggest celebrity hetero-crush, and dine the night away they did indeed.
The Kardashian girls were photographed this past weekend at the party held in Kim’s honor, which took place at a hotel in Las Vegas. Just judging by the photos, it seems that the Las Vegas sunshine must be quite different than that of LA or NYC or – anywhere but Seaside Heights, New Jersey - because everyone in attendance had some kind of weird, radioactive orange glow.
Don’t get me wrong, the girls look good – and so do Khloe and Kourtney – but orange? Unless that’s the color of the bridesmaid dresses or something, I’m not quite sure that’s the look we should be going for, what with this big expensive wedding coming up so soon and all.
Are you guys stoked about the nuptials being televised?
Check out photos of Kim’s dance party and the rest of the pics taken poolside.
“I’m looking forward to being in the wedding. I don’t want to help because Kim is going to be such a bridezilla! If I do one thing wrong, I’ll be screwed! But I would love to be in the wedding.”
I hear you girl, and not even about the Bridezilla part, ’cause you know Kim way better than I. But I can’t stand being in weddings. Seriously. I fucking CRINGE whenever I hear that a good friend is getting married, and I make airtight plans to be out of the country or something when the big day finally arrives. I’m all like, “Hey, sorry I won’t be around to be in your wedding – or, you know, AT your wedding – but here, here’s that thing you really, really wanted off your registry that NO ONE was going to get anyway.” And I leave it at that.
Update: The original video has been pulled, but if you go below the jump, you can see Khloe’s NIP hanging out in its full glory via a friendly YouTube video.
Any by “epic proportions,” I mean “exactly proportionate to her Green Giantess stature, ’cause that nipple is LARGE.”
Don’t get me wrong – I’m not ragging on Khloe (OK, I am, a little bit, but that’s only because I feel weird about caving in to Twilight last night and I need to reinforce my heartless bitch status because a sparkly Edward Cullen melted my cold dead heart JUST A LITTLE last night), and her nipple is actually perfectly lovely, but gotdamn. All I can really say about that is that nipple is a nipple worthy of Khloe Kardashian, dudes.
Ugh can you even stand it. You could practically cut the excitement with a butter knife that’s been slathered with all sorts of high-calorie spreads and run lovingly over homemade breads, cinnamon rolls, and my personal favorite, beignets. MMM BUTTER.