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Khloe Kardashian’s Too Busy for ‘The X Factor’, Says Worst Liar (and Mother) Kris Jenner

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Khloe Kardashian was sacked from The X Factor earlier this week, and we all know why: she sucked at hosting. It’s just that simple. Well, that and her mother Kris Jenner kept sticking her nose in where it didn’t belong and was harassing Simon Cowell to fire Mario Lopez (who also sucks, but at least he still has a job).

Anyway, instead of letting Khloe be fired with dignity, Kris is still flapping her gums and in the process making herself and Khloe look even worse, claiming that Khloe doesn’t have time to host The X Factor because she has so much else going on in her life. Oooookay.

From E! News:

“Khloé had such a good time and she wasn’t sure if she was going to come back or not, so I think that with everything going on and the other three shows she’s working on, it just worked out for the best,” Kris tells us of Khloé’s departure from the Fox show. “Everything happens for a reason, but she was in love with her experience and had such a good time.”

And Kris had nothing but kind words for the X Factor team, saying, “I hope everyone continues to watch and it’s such a great show. I’m sure they’ll be just fine!”

God, what’s wrong with people, specifically the Kardashians/Jenners? Everything does happen for a reason, though, Kris is right. For example, your daughter got fired from a shitty TV show because she was terrible at it and because you couldn’t stop interfering and acting like anyone cares what you think, like, ever. Stop the madness.

Khloe Karadshian Still Thinks She’s Fat, But Doesn’t Care All That Much Anymore


Khloe Kardashian has always got stick for her weight, being the “fat” one of the Kardashian sisters three. Kourtney is the thin one, Kim is the one with the ass and Khloe just needed to hit the elliptical. I don’t really know where all that nonsense came from (uh, the media, I guess?) but the girl is far from fat. She’s got curves and is an average size woman who looks good – the best out of the three of them, if I may.

In any case, all of the criticism has been hard on poor Khlo-Khlo, who has tried numerous diets over the years and still can’t get to a weight the tabloids deem acceptable. The whole thing is, she’s sort of stopped trying, finally.

From On Air with Ryan Seacrest:

“I definitely don’t deprive myself. I try to eat. If I want to eat something, I’ll try to eat it earlier in the day.”

“My problem is I go to a basketball game [with Lamar Odom] every other day and you don’t think, ‘Oh, let me just have a handful of that caramel corn’. You really don’t think about how much it does add up. You leave there at 11pm – and sometimes Lamar [Odom] and I will go to dinner after. You just have to pay attention.”

Well, yes – paying attention to what you put into your body is good advice for any living being and girl, no one blames you for hitting up that caramel corn. Caramel corn is delicious. Besides, you’re gonna need to do some comfort eating after Mario Lopez was picked over you for The X Factor.

X Factor To Khloe Kardashian: Thanks, But No Thanks

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Khloe Kardashian got dumped by X Factor, probably because she is not entertaining and doesn’t provide anything interesting to anyone in any way ever. From MTV:

Producers have confirmed that the Kardashian sister will no longer host the series, but co-host Mario Lopez will be back for another go-round. “We really enjoyed working with her and wish her all the best in her future endeavors,” a spokesperson for the show said in a statement.

Classic breakup line. Classic.

Simon Cowell said that he’s excited to welcome [Mario] Lopez back to the show along with returning judge Demi Lovato. “I’m thrilled Mario is back for season three of ‘The X Factor.’ Hosting a live show and keeping the judges — especially Demi — in line is not an easy job, but Mario is a pro and we are glad he’s coming back,” he said.

The network has not revealed whether someone will replace Kardashian or whether the show will revert to a single-host format. British TV presenter Steve Jones hosted the show solo when it premiered in the U.S. back in 2011.

Maybe she can go cry about it on her mom’s new talk show.