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Kevin Jonas Probably “Did It” for the First Time Last Night

Kevin Jonas Married

The Jonas Brothers are famous for wearing “promise rings” to symbolize the promise that they made to themselves/their parents/Jesus to remain virgins until marriage. Well, Kevin Jonas got married yesterday to long time girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa and upgraded that promise ring to a wedding ring. My money’s on the fact that he totally did it with his new wife last night, and it was possibly the first time ever. Damn. I don’t remember a rumored virgin getting married since Jessica Simpson or that freak Duggar kid. I can’t wait for all the awesome post-virginity losing interviews where everyone’s all “Soooooooo… how was it!?!?” and he answers all like, “It was incredible.” God, that’s so embarrassing. I can’t wait.

The wedding was obviously a huge fancy schmancy big deal. From E! Online:

The former hairdresser from New Jersey donned a Vera Wang gown and clutched an impressive bouquet by Pedestal Florists as she walked down the aisle at the French château-themed space.

The chef for the big occassion tells E! News he prepared quite the feast for the 400 guests.

“We’re having vegetarian options in addition to the main course,” he says. “There will be stir-fried Asian vegetables, Italian rice, risotto, pasta and a full vegetarian station.”

E! Also points out that Kevin’s ex-lady friend Demi Lovato showed up to watch her former man exchange vows. Brave! I’ve always liked that Demi Lovato. Other VIPs at the event have not been announced yet, but I’m sure the other JoBro cast-offs, Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift, were not as gracious as Demi.

The Jonas Brother You Don’t Care About Is Engaged

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Don’t worry, guys. Nick hasn’t proposed to Miley. Joe “Type 1″ Jonas hasn’t gone running back to Taylor Swift begging for forgiveness (as he ought to). No, it’s the other Jonas, the one who’s always half-hidden in photo shoots and videos, like a boy-band Carnie Wilson. I believe his name is Kevin, although it may be Mike. Or Steve. Or Dale. Not sure.

Anyway, The Other Jonas proposed to his girlfriend of two years this morning at her New Jersey home with a ring he’d “codesigned” with Jacob & Co. How does one “codesign” a ring? Like, “Yes. It should have a diamond. You can quote me on that.”

He took a red-eye to Jersey after his show in Vancouver last night. “It was tough performing last night,” he said, “knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world.”

The couple met in May 2007 while their families were vacationing in the Bahamas. The bride-to-be, Danielle Deleasa, claims she had no idea who Kevin was when she met him. OK then. That’s my plan. When I “run into” Adrian Grenier while “on vacation” with my “family,” I’m going to be all like, “Oh hi there. Who are you? I’ve never seen anyone who looks remotely like you ever in my life, and certainly not on TV. Wanna buy me a drink?”