Justin Bieber is probably going to rue the day he ever wished for his own Comedy Central roast, because Kevin Hart has just been announced as the host for the event. If you’re not familiar with Kevin, his stand up is some of the funniest out there, and he can be absolutely brutal when it comes to making fun of his fellow celebs. In other words, it’s going to be brilliant.
The roast will air on Comedy Central on March 30th and it’s sure to make great hate watching – as in, it’ll be great to watch if you hate Justin Bieber. The world still isn’t ready to forgive him for being a giant bag of dicks yet, so hopefully he can pay some dues during this special event. Let’s hope the roasters take no prisoners, either – it ain’t a roast unless JB goes home crying.
Kevin Hart and Will Ferrell did a movie together, so to promote it, they stopped by Jimmy Fallon‘s show to do a little lip syncing and Jimmy joined in. What resulted was one of the best bits the show has done in recent memory. I’ll just leave this here without comment:
Kevin Hart has been with girlfriend Eniko Parrish for five years now, and things must be going well, as they’ve decided to tie the knot! Kevin proposed over the weekend and the couple shared their happy news with Instagram, as you can see from the photo above.
“She said YEEEEESSSSS…… #Happy #MyRib #iF–kingLoveHer,” Hart captioned an image of himself and his bride-to-be. In the pic, Parrish’s new bilge is on clear display while she hugs him from behind.
“Kevin popped the question,” a source confirms to Us Weekly. “They’re both thrilled. He knows she’s the right girl,” the insider adds.
Good for them! I like Kevin and I follow him on Instagram and he’s always posting pictures of the two of them. They seem really happy together and he’s really likeable (and hilarious), so hurrah (or whatever it is you’re supposed to feel about engagements).
Kevin Hart hates roller coasters. Jimmy Fallon hates roller coasters (though not quite as much as Kevin – he’s petrified). However, The Tonight Show is filming in Florida at the moment, and when you’re at Universal Studios, you’ve got to ride the rides, right? And you’ve got to tape yourself riding those rides for public amusement. It’s only right!
There’s nothing quite like watching two grown men shit themselves over an amusement park ride. Plus, as fans of both Jimmy and Kevin, this clip is extra enjoyable.
Do any of you love roller coasters? Anyone have any ride disasters? I sorta want to go to an amusement park now!
Kevin Hart is f-cking hilarious – I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched his three comedy specials, but it’s easily 20 times each. His brand of storytelling is just so accessible and sardonic and I find him really, really funny. This article’s not about his stand-up, however. It’s about how he needs to sit the hell down and hand over his keys when he’s had a few too many. Not doing so will only result in a DUI arrest, which is exactly what happened to him in the early hours of Sunday morning.
Kevin Hart was arrested early this morning on suspicion of DUI after he nearly slammed into a gas tanker while speeding on a freeway … TMZ has learned.
According to the California Highway Patrol, officers spotted the comedian driving in a black Mercedes on the 101 Freeway at around 4:30 AM PT. The CHP says he was “driving erratic,” “going 90 MPH” and “almost collided with a gas tanker truck.”
The CHP says when they pulled Hart over, he showed “objective signs of intoxication” and was “unable to perform field sobriety tests.”
He was booked into a local jail for misdemeanor DUI just before 6:00 AM PT and posted a $5,000 bond.
TMZ also talked to Kevin when he left jail and he completely admitted to being drunk and says he told the police who arrested him as much the night before. Good on him for his honesty, but people need to get their shit together and stop doing dangerous things like driving under the influence, which causes so many unnecessary deaths every year. At least he was good enough to realise the seriousness of the incident and post an apology on Twitter:
When the cop asked me to take the sobriety test I said “WHY WASTE OUR TIME…I’M DRUNK MAN” ….. #TrueStory