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Ouch! Kendra Wilkinson Is Rushed to Hospital After Car Accident

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Kendra Wilkinson is pretty inoffensive as far as celebrities go, and I’ve always had a bit of a “meh” spot for her (that’s one step above soft spot), so I got a little worried for a hot minute when I read that she’d been rushed to the hospital after a car accident on Sunday. Don’t worry – she’s okay!

From US Weekly:

Kendra Wilkinson was taken to the hospital following a bad car accident in LA’s Tarzana neighborhood, Us Weekly can confirm. The Girls Next Door alum, 27, was spotted going into Providence Tarzana Medical Center early in the day on April 21.

A source tells Us that Wilkinson — wife of former NFL wide receiver Hank Baskett III and mom to son Hank Baskett IV, 3 — was “in shock” and “really sore” after the accident. Doctors examined her to determine what the damage was to her body and whether she had broken any bones, but it appears her injuries were not serious.

“She was taken in earlier,” a second source tells Us of the former Playboy model. “She was discharged already.”

A rep for the star did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

I’m glad Kendra’s okay, but this just furthers my argument that cars are dangerous killing machines that I may never learn how to drive (kidding – it’s my goal for 2013!).

Kendra Wilkinson Wanted to Kill Crystal Harris For Hurting Hugh Hefner

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Kendra Wilkinson used to lay it on Hugh Hefner in a naked way back in her Playboy days and they’ve remained good friends since all the sexin’ stopped. So Kendra was none too pleased when Pepaw’s now-wife Crystal Harris left him at the altar the first time they were due to get married. In fact, she was so pissed about it, she actually wanted to kill the 26-year-old.

From Montana’s Big J Radio Show (via DigitalSpy):

“I got pissed off when she hurt him and he can’t go around thinking that people will automatically love her, especially after that. That pissed everybody off, that she would just leave him and dump him, use him and abuse him.

“Of course, someone like me, I wanted to kill her. So now he’s trying to get people to love her again.”

I don’t know if anyone will ever really love Crystal Harris (or Hugh Hefner, for that matter). I’m all for love across the generations, but considering wifey would rather play Uno than have sex with her husband less than a year after they married, I doubt there’s a deep soul connection there.

And yo, Kendra needs to get it together. Is Crystal “using and abusing” Hugh for his truckloads of cash? Most likely. But uh, isn’t he using her for her youthful lady bits? It all ain’t right.

Quotables: Kendra Wilkinson Wants You to Leave Jessica Simpson Alone

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“That just breaks my heart. I feel for her. I was in the same boat. People just need to mind their own business. That’s a woman who just gave birth.  Her first priority right now is her child. Her first priority is not losing the weight. You should be proud of her for that. A lot of people just dump their kids off at nannies and lose the weight overnight. We should all be proud of her for being real and taking control and making priorities.”

- Kendra Wilkinson tells it exactly like it is when it comes to Jessica Simpson‘s body.

I keep forgetting how much I appreciate Kendra Wilkinson, probably because I keep forgetting that Kendra Wilkinson exists. But I think she’s a surprisingly charming lady, and every friend of Jessica Simpson is a friend of mine.

Meanwhile, fellow Weight Watcher Jennifer Hudson had some words of her own for Jessica and new mothers everywhere:

“Try not to snack with the baby. My baby likes making cakes, and when you’re making a cake you always lick the stuff off your fingers. Those things, we don’t realize what we’re taking in. It helps if you write it down. Write down what you’re eating, you’ll be far more aware. And be active with the baby. Be active with them and you’ll stay in shape. There’s no workout like running around after a 2-year-old.”

Yeah.

Ok, obviously it’s important to be active with your kid. Based on my extensive experience in babysitting, I can’t imagine how you could have a kid and not be active. But really, Jennifer Hudson? You should stop in the middle of baking with your small child to write down any frosting that might have made its way to your mouth? What, like “hold on, baby, mama has to write down those five calories she just put in her mouth”? I get that a lot of people want to lose weight to feel stronger or whatever, but you know that a lot of people also lose weight to fit into society’s standards of beauty, and I get the feeling that Jennifer Hudson falls into that last category. So basically, ugh.

Kendra Wilkinson 1, Jennifer Hudson 0. Who would have ever thought, right?

Kendra Wilkinson Is My New Hero

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Yes, that Kendra Wilkinson: former Playboy bunny and former girlfriend of Hugh Hefner. The reality star with the infamous sex tape who thinks that we’re all strippers on the inside is one of my new favorite people.

“But how did this happen?” you might be wondering. It’s ok, it’s a fair thing to wonder. I’ve never seen a minute of any of Kendra’s shows, and I’ve never seen any of her more adult work. There’s no real reason why I should find her interesting at all, much less someone to look up to. That is, until I read this little thing she had to say to People:

The most talented people in the world go to Las Vegas to perform, play and party. But Kendra Wilkinson is not one of them.

“I never ever see myself as a celebrity or famous so I poke fun at that,” the reality star told PEOPLE while hosting MGM Grand’s Wet Republic pool party on Friday. “I just say what I do. I have no talent. I have nothing to offer.

Wilkinson, who pranced around her VIP cabana in a white bikini and blue see-through cover-up, said she appreciates her status as a reality star on Kendrabut doesn’t take it for granted.

“I live my life on TV – it’s like a home video,” Wilkinson, 26, says of the show, which documents her life with husband Hank Baskett and their son Hank IV. “I’m very aware of what I do and I’m very aware of how quickly my career could end. Every season I cross my fingers and hope the show gets picked up but it’s out of my hands and in my fans’ hands.”

You caught the most important part of that, didn’t you? I bolded it to make it pop out a little more, but let me repeat it just in case: “I have no talent. I have nothing to offer.”

What an unbelievably refreshing thing to say, right? In a world where Paris Hilton pretends to be a real musician and refers to herself as “very musically talented,” and in a world where Kim Kardashian claims she is someone who “runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates,” Kendra’s comment is the most charming thing anyone has ever said. Imagine if that kind of attitude was embraced. Instead of the cast of Jersey Shore continually trying to tell us that they’re actually really smart people who just get shown in the wrong light on their show, what if they were like “yeah, we just party all the time and get paid ridiculous amounts of money to do it, isn’t that awesome?”

I like a handful of reality shows, and if this kind of attitude was more prevalent, I think reality stars would be so much more popular. If Kim Kardashian just admitted that yeah, she is kind of a f*cking idiot, but her stupidity is entertaining to watch, then I think people would actually start liking her. Wouldn’t that be crazy?

Kendra Wilkinson’s Slamming Down Booze to Make Baby #2

Kendra Wilkinson Drunk and Getting Pregnant [PICS]

Kendra Wilkinson is thinking about having her second child with husband Hank Baskett (guess those break-up rumors are as false as her titties,) but she’s not doing all of the traditional mommy prep that we normally hear about. Nope, the girl’s just getting wasted with her husband, going at it and hoping that a baby comes out of it.

When asked about her plans for getting pregnant again, Kendra told People, “Hank and I need a couple more drunken nights. We need to get drunk and have crazy sex a couple more times.”

Totally, Kendra. Just slam back those Malibu Bay Breezes until you can’t feel anything and then have at it.

Kendra Wilkinson Wants You to Believe She’s a Size 0

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“I feel like I look so much better than I used to! I was a size 2 or 4 before Dancing With the Stars and now I’m a size 0. My waist is still shrinking! When you work out, you produce so much lactic acid, so my body always looks thicker and more muscular. Now that I’ve had a couple of weeks off, my body is fuller and looks better. I hope I’ll look like this forever. But to be honest, I will never be satisfied!”

That’s Kendra right up there, telling our buddies, Life & Style, that she’s a size zero. And honestly? I couldn’t give a shit less as to what her dress size is. What the hell is the deal with people feeling the need to broadcast their size all over the damn Internets? Is this, like, the New Thing or something? Because I’m totally not getting it. The photo of Kendra above is supposed to be her at a size 0. OK. I’m not saying that it’s not, but what I AM saying is that Kendra and I aren’t built too differently (except that she’s got HELLA boobs, whereas I have, um, NONE) but I am nowhere near even flirting with a size 0.

I suppose that is all.

Photo courtesy of Life & Style

Quotables: Kendra Wilkinson Thinks We’re All Strippers Inside

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“Every woman has that stripper inside of themselves. It just takes confidence to be able to show it. I’m not saying really going out and stripping in front of people. I’m saying that everyone has that confidence inside. People are taking pole-dancing lessons. It’s for women to break out of their shell, explore who they are, explore their sensuality. I think people need to find their inner stripper.”

- Kendra Wilkinson puts a positive spin on stripping.

How do we feel about this, ladies?  I think I’m going to have to disagree with Kendra on this one.  Not that I think there’s anything wrong with strippers – on the contrary, I’ve been begging friends to take me to the local strip club so I can toss back some margaritas and make friends in low places for a couple years now – it’s just that there’s a good amount of women who strip to support drug habits or because of some monstrous self esteem issue, and that’s sad.  I mean, I get what she’s saying, but I think there are better ways to explore sensuality, and if that makes me a prude, then that’s fine by me.