Because we all know that it’s not Christmastime until we see how the Kardashians and the Jenners decided to come together for their annual Christmas card. There’s a couple of...
I know it’s hard to remember, what with the constant fame whoring of her older daughters, but Kris Jenner is still the mother of two teenage girls. Kendall Jenner is 16, and little... Ahem. By the numbers, now, shall we?
:32 (this is going to be a long one, guys). Already I want to kill myself. How am I going to make it through the remaining four-plus minutes? Pack it... Hey, look who it is! (It’s Kendall Jenner, younger sister of the Kardashians, in case you didn’t know or care to Google it.)
Girlfriend showed up looking … well, kind of... “We’re having our annual Christmas Eve party with my whole family. I don’t think Khloé’s spending Christmas with us this year…Santa Claus comes every year and... Ugh. This is bad. This is so, so bad. This is definitely the worst Christmas card the Kardashians have had so far, and I’d know. We ran almost their entire collection here last year... Yes, a spin-off with those two little ones, that’ll do the trick! Oh, and one with the boy! And now that Khloe‘s Laker man, Lamar, got traded to the Dallas Mavericks, somebody... I think a better question would be who isn’t buying the Kardashian nail polish! With color names like “Sealed with a Kris,” “Kim-pletely in Love,”... You guys might have seen some comments around these parts or on other blogs about a “Kardashian Free Zone Day,” a boycott of the E! channel on November 27th. You also might... At least they’re fully clothed this time. And not thrusting their hips all thither, thither and yon again. It’s an improvement, on the whole, though I still don’t fully... I mean just look at the way they cheese it up for the camera, mugging and sticking out their hips and shoulders and knees. It’s practically a trademark Kardashian pose. Kylie and... Alright, so I understand that I’m getting into some sticky stuff here, but with the Kardashian clan, that’s not all that unusual (rimshot!)
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