It’s time for the annual Kardashian family Christmas card, and it’s just as weird as ever. There’s absolutely nothing about this picture that says ‘Christmas’ – no trees, no garland, nothing but old gossip magazines, dollar signs and Bruce‘s swimming awards in a case. I’m not sure what the point is of this David LaChappelle shoot, but it certainly isn’t anything to get you in the holiday spirit.
Up close photos (if you dare) are below:
December 2, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles were photographed out and about together last week, immediately setting off rumours that they’re romantically involved. If that’s supposed to mean they’re in a relationship, I doubt that’s the case, but there’s a 99.999% chance they’re at the very least fucking, though both are playing coy about it right now.
Harry was questioned about Kendall by Piers Morgan (ew, go away) and here’s what he had to say about it (via DS):
“I mean, we went out for dinner, but no, I guess,” Styles replied when asked if he was dating Jenner.
Morgan continued to press Styles on the issue, asking if the singer could see a romantic future with Jenner.
“Dunno,” Styles answered, before insisting: “Yeah, let’s move on, shall we?”
Right, so… you’re sleeping with her but maybe you told her that you might see where things go/she could call you her boyfriend or something even though you didn’t mean it. Or maybe it started off as sex between two hideously rich people and now you catch yourself having something resembling real human feelings.
As for Kendall, here’s what she told E! News:
“I haven’t met them all. But the few I’ve met are amazing. They’re really, really nice guys.”
That’s right, Kendall. Play it cool, play it cool. Harry Styles is one of the biggest stars in the most famous boy bands in the world and he has all those totally awesome tattoos. Wouldn’t want to mess that up, would we?
November 25, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Kendall Jenner recently turned 18, so it stands to reason that she’d follow in the footsteps of her older sister Kim and start flashing her tits everywhere. There’s no shade on my part there – they can all do what they’d like and she is technically an adult now – but there is a LOT of shade online now that she’s gone and posted a photo of herself wearing a see-through shirt on Instagram and you can see her boobs underneath, nipples and all.
Is it a mess that literally the girl only turned 18 a few weeks ago and she’s already doing semi-nude photo shoots? Sure. But she’s also been modeling in skimpy bikinis since she was about 14, and given her family’s history and claim to fame (because let’s be honest, no one would give a shit about a single Kardashian if Kim’s sex tape didn’t put her in the spotlight – it was a dream come true for them), why is anyone surprised? Kylie will do the same thing when she turns 18 – she’s already started on that path now. That’s what this is family does, so the sooner we all deal with it, the better our sanity will fare.
November 20, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
If you sit back and think about the fact that Kendall and Kylie Jenner are part of the Kardashian clan, then the answer becomes pretty obvious: OF COURSE they’ve been partying. Last week, they went to Vignette Lounge in downtown Los Angeles, a 21-and-over sex club that they got into by presenting fake IDs and going with Scott Disick, which is a little creepy. Scott taking the equivalent of his teenage sister-in-laws to a sex club is the creepy part, that is.
There’s no doubt that these two were at this club, but there’s a bit of a disparity in the stories of how they got there. Did they give fake IDs because they weren’t recognised or did the bouncer know exactly who they are and let them in because of it without asking for proof of age?
This squarely contradicts the manager of Vignette lounge, who says the girls — ages 16 and 17 — ABSOLUTELY presented fake IDs at the door.
The Jenner sources say the doorman recognized the 2 girls … he knew exactly who they were … and let them in without asking anything about proof of age.
The Jenner sources also say the girls had no idea the club was 21 and older. The sources could not explain how Scott Disick and Khloe Kardashian — who escorted Kendall and Kylie into the club — could possibly have no idea the girls weren’t old enough to legally get in.
The sources were also mum on the photo of Kendall and Kylie — looking wasted as they sat in the back seat of their SUV as they left the club just before 2 AM.
Oh, man. What a mess – mini Kims, the both of them.
October 21, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!
In case you need a refresher, here are some links to these stories: (more…)
September 3, 2013 at 3:52 pm by Catherine St. Ives
She may not get a choice, however. While Kendall and Kylie have always sorta floated along in the background of the Kardashian family’s insane collection of reality shows, she’s pretty okay with it. She still gets all the “opportunities” (as she calls them) associated with fame without having to actually be on camera 24/7 like her sisters. However, producer (LOL) Ryan Seacrest wants her to be a bigger part of Keeping Up with the Kardashians to portray her “coming of age” story. Oh, brother.
From The New York Times:
But in 2011, the network broadcast “Kendall’s Sweet 16,” a special that showed her attending her birthday party and getting her driver’s license. Since then, she has shown up more frequently in the series. “I don’t know any different,” she said of growing up on TV. Still, she added: “I don’t want to be a big part of the show. Neither does my little sister, only because we want for a little while to keep our somewhat normal lives.”
In a 2011 episode called “Kim Becomes a Stage Mom,” Ms. Jenner headed to New York for a gig modeling prom dresses, only to storm out of a runway coaching session after her half-sister pushed too hard. “I was just like, I don’t know,” Ms. Jenner said, explaining her behavior. “My sister was being kind of annoying, and I was just overwhelmed.”
Among other things, she had been concerned about missing cheerleading practice. Both Jenner sisters have since left Sierra Canyon; at their request, they’re now home-schooled to allow them more time to focus on careers. “It’s fun,” Ms. Jenner said. “There’s so many just crazy opportunities. That’s the upside.”
I actually remember that episode well – Kim was really pushing Kendall into the famewhore lifestyle. Kendall was being a brat, sure, but is there anything wrong with saying you don’t want to follow in crybaby Kim’s footsteps? I don’t think so.
Here’s what Ryan Seacrest had to say about changing things up:
“The original concept was the three primary sisters, but one of the things that we’ve noticed is the viewers have connected with Kendall growing up,” he said. “A coming of age story is always compelling.”
Stop the madness! In any case, Kendall is a pain in the ass. She wants all the benefits of fame without the “work”, and her claiming that she isn’t really into fame is just bullshit. If it weren’t for your family’s fame, you’d be just another California girl working a barista job at Starbucks inbetween desperately going for modeling auditions. Chill.