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Viral Video: Teen Kelly Ripa on ‘Dancin’ On Air’

Once upon the 1980s, dancing was all the rage. Back then, teenagers danced in front of their television sets. They also crimped their hair and wore Keds with scrunchy socks.

And then there was Dancin’ On Air, a “dance reality” program broadcast live from Philadelphia. Many would-be starlets appeared on the show, yet there was none so eager as little Kelly Ripa. (Dancin’ On Air was also responsible for Will Smith and Madonna‘s television debuts.)

Regis and Kelly Go Jersey For Halloween

Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa’s Halloween episode had the pair dressing up from everyone to Beyonce and her dancers in the “Single Ladies” video to Bachelorette contestants, but of course you know my favorite was when they took on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Regis saying “tick as teves”? I nearly had a stroke from laughing. By the way, if any one is dressing up as Caroline Manzo this year: You are my hero. Please feel free to email me photos of you and your bubbies.

Well, Now. Who’s This Tasty Little Morsel?

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I’ll admit right now that I am an embarrassment to my profession.  I have been completely unaware of this god, better known to the public as Bradley Cooper.  And only a dude this hot could get away with a name like “Bradley.”

He’s been on Nip/Tuck and was in Wedding Crashers and a bunch of other stuff, but to be honest, I’m not as interested in his resume as I am in his naked and vulnerable body.  Totally hot, right?

Cooper taped an appearance on Live! With Regis & Kelly today, probably to talk about some new project — who cares? — but really seems best known for dating Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston.  Oh, and he had a four-month-long marriage in there somewhere too.

Also in the gallery, Kelly Ripa actually does eat which just makes me hate yet love her more, Denise Richards looks good despite the fact that she just confessed to having not one, not two, but three boob jobs and Gene Simmons desperately needs a makeover to snap out of Wayne Newton mode.