1Kelis’ Milkshake Brings All the (Little!) Boys to the Yard

There’s no real story or anything here, I just saw this picture of Kelis and her adorable son, Knight, and I had to share. And also, to remind you (and myself, really) that Kelis is still pretty awesome, and even though she isn’t all that relevant lately, she’s still a cool lady in my book.

That’s all.

December 12, 2012 at 4:30 am by Sarah

33Kelis Tells PETA to Eff Off

Kelis loves fur and she’s not trying to hide it, either, by saying that it’s fake or leftovers of a Britney weave haircut or something.

While plenty of other celebrities are looking to stomp for the cause, Kelis is clearly not one of them, claiming that the organization is judgmental, hypocritical and kind of pointless — at least based on the way she claims they run. Kelis states that she’s a “complete carnivore” and would have “fur walls” if she could.

Put that in your furless vegan pipe and smoke it, PETA.

May 13, 2010 at 9:27 am by Sarah

19Does Anyone Else Think Kelis is Kanye in Disguise?

‘Cause as far as I’m concerned, the two look a little more alike than can even be biologically possible, minus the facial hair, natch.

Kelis, if you’re unfamiliar with her, hit the hip hop/R&B music genre in 2003 with her ear-catching, annoying-ass single “Milkshake”.  She had the typical rise-to-fame scenario; married Nas in 2005, both divorced Nas in 2009 and became his baby mama, and sucked Nas dry via child support just in the past few months.

Kelis releases her latest album, FleshTones, on May 1st and her newest single, “Acapella” has just dropped.

What do you guys think of the new single? Myself, I dunno … It’s kinda 90s dance meets Sade meets … well, Kanye, at least in the looks department, anyway. I don’t think I’ll be hurrying on out April 30th at midnight to reserve my copy or anything.

Depending on where you work, the below video is probably NSFW.

March 10, 2010 at 8:03 am by Sarah

17Kelis Pops Out That Kid, Scores Some Dough from Nas

Way to go, Kelis!!!

The singer had her baby with ex-hubby Nas on Wednesday night, and the rapper initially wasn’t even allowed in the delivery room to visit her when her labor started, because he was too drunk. When she finally did give birth (after THREE DAYS of labor!), Nas was sober enough to come say hi.

But I bet he’s drinking again right now, as an LA judge has ordered him to pay a whopping $55,000 a month in combined spousal and child support plus the mortgage on their L.A. residence.

Nas also has to pay Kelis for the baby nurse, prenatal expenses and medical insurance. PLUS he has to pay $35,000 to Kelis’ lawyer, Laura Wasser.

Wow. So I guess the birth of his baby was pretty much the worst day of his life. He and Jon Gosselin should light up a joint together and commiserate.

July 23, 2009 at 10:21 pm by Evil Beet

10The Yard Has an Opening If Anyone Needs a Milkshake

Kelis has filed for divorce from her husband, rapper Nas.

She is currently seven months pregnant with his child.

April 30, 2009 at 8:20 pm by Evil Beet