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Keith Richards



“I’d love to see a Stones show, but it’s something I can never do, you know?”

Keith Richards, to Blender magazine.

April 16, 2008 at 6:24 am by Evil Beet
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1This Just In From Planet Crazy


Have you ever really missed a deceased relative? Me too. Keith Richards might have, he might not have, but he’s definitely crazy either way.


Keith Richards: The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,” Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME. “He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

His father was cremated and Keith snorted the ashes. Hmmm. Well at least he had the good sense to mix pops with blow. Classy.

We will now only run posts on things Keith HASN’T snorted in the interest of time.

April 3, 2007 at 11:44 am by Spiteful Lars
Filed Under: Keith Richards