I know, I was shocked by the notion too, but something tells me that, unlike her previous efforts, Ke$ha‘s next album is going to be mediocre to all right. Doesn’t it feel like the world is shifting a little bit?
“I definitely want the next record to be experimental and I would love to play with all the different sounds of the music I listen to. I really want some dirty guitar and I wouldn’t mind if there were elements of blues.”
Some bluesy elements? Yes please! See, the thing is that Ke$ha’s always saying that she can really sing, she’s just having a good time halfway rapping about booze or whatever it is she’s doing now. But couldn’t you see her settling in with a nice guitar and just knocking our socks off? No? Well, learn how to dream.
July 5, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Emily
If I can think of a single image that our forefathers would be proud to see as a representation of all their hard work, it would be this photo of Ke$ha in torn fishnets, a ripped American flag shirt, and a look of patriotism on her face the likes of which I’ve never seen before. I just know that on this very day, 235 years ago, when Thomas Jefferson was gazing proudly upon the Declaration of Independence, he also had just a sliver of pride in his heart for the future of this great land.
I bet that our girl Ke$ha is celebrating this fine Independence Day out in the sun with her BFF, Jack Daniels with a good old-fashioned money shot to close out the day, so, as I’m sure Thomas Jefferson would have wanted, I wish the very same to you!
July 4, 2011 at 4:30 am by Emily
Hennessy and cash money, everybody – what makes for a more solid foundation for a relationship than that? A shared talent for making shitty, unbearable music, you say? Well, then it looks like T-Pain and Ke$ha have the trifecta, so don’t expect to see K-Pain fade away anytime soon!
Just to let you enjoy this classic romance* a little longer, I’ll show you the origins (from Twitter, natch):
*Of course no one knows if this is a legit romance or if it’s just a couple of jokesters having a a good laugh. I’m not all too familiar with T-Pain, but me and Ke$ha go way back, and I feel like she wouldn’t include such an innocent bottle of booze if it was just a joke, right? Also, I’m aware that T-Pain is married, but, uh, open your eyes to the real world. I’m going to choose to believe in these two free-spirited lovers, what about you?
May 19, 2011 at 5:30 am by Emily
If you read this here blog regularly, then you know that I have quite the tumultuous relationship with Ke$ha. We’ve gone through several ups and downs, and it certainly hasn’t been easy, but I think that finally we’ve reached an understanding. See, she just did an interview with Billboard, and after she talked (joked? I can’t be sure) about banging her first groupie, she shared this story:
At a recent show, she pulled a boy onto the stage-something she does midway through each performance-but it was Ke$ha who was left speechless. “He started crying and he told me that the only reason he was alive was because of my music,” she says. “He’d never felt accepted for who he was, and through my songs he realized that there are people out there who will love him for exactly who he is, and so he decided to come out of the closet.” It was this interaction, however brief, that convinced Ke$ha (born Kesha Rose Sebert) to ignore the critics and focus on her fans. “I’m doing this to make people happy,” she says, “and that’s translating. Quite frankly, that’s the reason I think I was put on the planet this lifetime. I’m here to make music, so the fact that it’s resulting in a positive change is the ultimate payoff for me.”
So really, this girl can offend our senses all she wants to (and she does), but if she’s saving kids’ lives while she does it, then I think we can all buck up and take it, don’t you?
May 12, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Emily
This is probably the first Ke$ha-positive post I’ve ever written, and I’m about to give her the greatest compliment that I’ve given her in the site’s history: girlfriend is kind of, sort of, looking pretty hot in these pictures, which were taken on the streets of New York City, and not even under Photoshop’s lurid leer. Therefore? I am convinced there are malevolent forces at work today. So malevolent that the predicted apocalypse might actually be underfoot as we speak. What this means for Ke$ha, you ask? That I’m going to have to find this bitch, shave her head, and see if she’s got 666 tattooed somewhere on her scalp.
We have to start somewhere, you see.
April 15, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Because honestly, I can’t imagine Ke$ha caring about much of anything outside of oral sex, Jack Daniels, penises, Massengil, and Krispy Kreme doughnuts, you know? It just doesn’t compute all that well that Ke$ha is sticking up for those crazily-adorable baby seals. I’m glad PETA thinks that they have someone all cool and cutting-edge to peddle their mantras, but they really should have checked out someone a bit more reliable in their personality. Ke$ha’s like the wind, you guys.