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What the hell is going on with Katy Perry?

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Katy Perry posted the above photo on her Instagram page on Thursday, leading plenty of people, including myself, to say, “HUH?” Y’all know I love KP, but I’m not fond of the desperate grasp for baby hair (sorry, white girls, it doesn’t come natural to you) and the bleached eyebrows thing has always escaped me. The nails are meh, the earrings look like hideous costume jewellery and the whole thing looks like she’s ripping off this UK artist called FKA Twigs (who’s actually really great and the look works for her):

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But hey, Katy thinks she looks great, so live it up, I guess?

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Katy Perry is wanted at London’s cat cafe

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Apparently there’s a cat cafe called Lady Dinah’s Cat Emporium in London, where you can go and have a brew while some cats walk around and rub themselves against your leg or whatever. The practice originated in Japan and is being copied everywhere now, it seems… and for good reason: they’re INCREDIBLY popular and apparently booked solid.

According to a report from The Sun, Katy Perry was desperate to get into Lady Dinah’s while she was here over the past month or two touring, but she was turned away and told there was no space for her on the guest list. Of course, that’s not actually true and Lady Dinah’s is actually desperate for Kitty Purry herself to pay the place a visit.

Owner Lauren Pears tells E! News, “We would love Katy Perry to come here. She’s a huge cat lover. And would be great to bring attention to the rescue cats we have. We never heard from her team so we definitely didn’t deny her coming here. We would love her to come here. Our door is always open to her.”

Well, there you have it. Lady Dinah’s awaits you, Katy. Frankly, I think I’d prefer a puppy cafe, but I think things would get a bit too boisterous and lots of cups of tea and coffee would get knocked over :(

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Katy Perry uses crystals to get men into bed with her

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Katy Perry is pretty hot, right? She’s down-to-earth, doesn’t mind making a total fool of herself… and she seems colossally unlucky in love, which may have something to do with her approach to attracting men in the first place. You see, Katy uses crystals – the perfectly calibrated combination of precious gems, of course – to draw the male species towards her, as she explained in a new interview with Cosmopolitan.

“I don’t stay single for long. I carry a lot of rose quartz, which attracts the male. Maybe I need to calm it down with the amethyst. I’m not like Professor Higgins with my sex life. I’m not super strict. For me, the most important thing about sex is connection.”

LOL, yes, definitely calm it down with the amethyst, girl, especially if you count that as what’s behind your taking up with people like Russell Brand and John Mayer. This whole thing is a load of bullshit, but Katy is my girl, so I’mma let her slide with that.

In the meantime, let’s all enjoy her recent vacation selfie:

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Katy Perry will probably write some songs about John Mayer

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Katy Perry and John Mayer‘s relationship ran its course earlier this year, and while Katy is currently touring Prism, the album of songs all about how sprung she was off John’s ~energy~ and ~aura~, turns out her next one might be all about where things went wrong. Not all that surprising, considering that’s what musicians do and all…

From Cosmopolitan:

“There’s no bad blood. But I’m sure there will be inspired songs.”

Well, that’s that, then? I mean, I’m sure John will write (or has already written) plenty of songs about Katy, so it’s pretty natural, even if the split really was amicable. It was still an experience in her life, so it makes sense to write about it. I guess no more ‘Birthday’ on the next album though, eh?

Oh, also, John really loves when his exes write songs about him, apparently. Here’s what he told TMZ on Monday (via MTV):

“I have super strength for gang-ups, I’m fine,” Mayer told the site when asked if he was bothered by the songs his former loves write about him. “That’s what you’re supposed to do, man, you’re supposed to write songs. You’re just not supposed to tell everybody you’re doing it.”

Out on a date acting as a third wheel with some friends, Mayer laughed when the paparazzo broke the news that Perry is reportedly working on a new song about John. “I actually want everybody’s song to go #1,” he said. “I purposely stopped writing hits to give other people a chance to have #1 songs.”

LOL, yeah, okay. How many #1s has he actually had, anyway? I bet I can count them all on one hand with fingers left over. Glad to see he’s back to being his usual toolbox self.

Anyway, here’s some pics of Katy looking hot on the global covers of Cosmo, just for fun:

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Here’s Katy Perry’s ‘diva’ tour rider

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Katy Perry is currently in the middle of the UK leg of her Prismatic World Tour (she was bomb live! Would definitely see her again), and like all artists, she has a rider of items she requires in her dressing room before every performance. There have been some crazy ass diva requests out there, but I think Katy’s pale in comparison and seem not all that unreasonable, actually.

From The Daily Star (via the Evening Standard):

According to an insider, Katy knows exactly what she wants and needs while on tour, including a staff member to cut and wash her fruit and veg.

Other demands on her rider include a fresh supply of grapes, broccoli, apples, pineapple, dried figs and other fruits and vegetables.

The ‘Firework’ singer also requests three chilled bottles of Pinot Grigio white wine and a selection of tortilla chips at every show.

To decorate her dressing room, the star also needs a personalised director-style chair, custom-made French lamps and a cream rug, to make her feel at home.

An insider told the Daily Star:  “It’s crazy. Katy always seems so down-to-earth when you see her on TV so we didn’t expect her to have so many diva demands. We’ve also been told that staff mustn’t speak to her, especially to ask for a photo or an autograph, because it angers her before the show.”

LOL, okay… wow, she wants some fruit, chips and some wine? HOW DARE SHE! What a diva! And so she likes her creature comforts to make her feel relaxed since she spends hours in that room before going on stage? WHAT A BITCH!

Frankly, if I was an artist, my list would be way longer than that. It would include lots of chocolate, some chips, an ice cream sundae station, pizza… okay, I should stop now, probably.

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Lady Gaga is feeling a bit jealous of Katy Perry, it seems…

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Katy Perry is out on the road killing it with her Prismatic World Tour at the moment, and while fans are loving it and Katy is set to rake in millions from the dates, there’s one person out there who isn’t so thrilled with her success: Lady Gaga. Poor Mother Monster has been sipping on the haterade, apparently, and tweeted out a catty remark basically implying that Katy had copied off her looks with some of her own stage props.

Yes, because Gaga has a copyright on green hair and anyone else who has it is copying off her. Same with horses – she’s the first and only person to ever use a horse in her act (which – oh wait, she didn’t even use it in an act, she rode it to an awards show), so how DARE you copy!

Some people are so pressed. Gaga needs to chill out and maybe reassess reality a bit. We’re sorry ARTPOP flopped, girl, but it’s not that serious.

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Katy Perry’s Prismatic World Tour is ON!

Katy Perry Performs At The Odyssey Arena, Belfast

Katy Perry has been gearing up for a world tour in support of her latest album, Prism, and now it’s ON! The Prismatic World Tour started last night in Belfast, Northern Ireland and will head to dozens of countries over the next several months. I’m actually seeing her on Saturday and I can’t WAIT!

I know Katy Perry gets a lot of flack, but I think her tour looks like tons of fun and she’s so over-the-top that it surpasses obnoxiousness and swings back around to being sorta awesome. Some photos from last night hit the Internet this morning and I’m even more excited!

Also, if you’re curious about what she’s singing, here ya go:

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