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Katy Perry’s Boobs Are on the Cover of Rolling Stone Again

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It’s Katy Perry! And she’s on the cover of Rolling Stone, showcasing her boobs and talking about her boobs, and what life really means. AKA? This is one interesting interview, friends.

On discovering there’s life outside of Russell Brand’s jaunty little penis:

“It just feels like the thing running our country is a bank, money. I know it sounds like an intense viewpoint, but I’m only slowly but surely getting the wool taken off my eyes. When I was a kid, I asked questions about my faith. Now I’m asking questions about the world.”

It’s an “intense viewpoint”? It’s not, you know, the point of view that most people both locally and internationally have? Interesting. Katy Perry outwits me every damned time.

On nationalizing health care:

“I think we are largely in desperate need of revolutionary change in the way our mindset is. Our priority is fame, and people’s wellness is way low. I saw this knowing full well that I’m a part of the problem. I’m playing the game, though I am trying to reroute. Anyway, not to get all politically divulging and introspective, but the fact that America doesn’t have free health care drives me fucking absolutely crazy, and is so wrong.”

How her faith made her boobs so big:

“I started praying for [breasts] when I was, like, 11. And God answered that prayer above and beyond, by, like, 100 times, until I was like, ‘Please, stop, God. I can’t see my feet anymore. Please stop!”

Apparently God ignored her pleas on that one.

And he’s not going to be pleased with her new alien obsession, either:

“Oh my God. When it [History Channel specials] talks about the sky people , how everyone comes from the sky and how the Pyramids were used for star observations, it’s too much for me. It all seems to connect the dots. It’s blowing my mind.”

Gah, Katy Perry, what’s next, Scientology?

Katy Perry Has a New Video, and There’s a Rebecca Black Appearance

Could the stars have aligned any worser (yeah, I know that’s not a real word) than they had when someone decided that combining two of my least-favorite things in pop culture would be a super idea? The only thing that would be missing to complete an utter TRIFECTA of TERROR? Some hot blonde riding Adrien Brody. Then? My life would probably just implode.

The only redeeming quality of this video? HANSON. Seriously, HANSON. And the video would have actually been OK if it weren’t for Katy Perry and her guffaws. Is she one of the most obnoxious celebrities ever or what?

Oh My God, Katy Perry

You know how sometimes celebrities do things and you get embarrassed for them?  And you know you shouldn’t, because they are mad successful with tons and tons of money and they can obviously make their own choices, but you still can’t help it?  That how I always feel about Katy Perry.

The little clip above is the teaser for her latest catastrophe of a music video, “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.).” It makes me feel like Katy Perry is my friend who always gets absolutely wasted and makes a total fool of himself at every single party – he has a couple beers and everything’s cool, but I know he’s going to end up vomiting all over the bushes and calling his mom and passing out in the bathroom, so I just want to take him in my arms and say “no, baby bird, this is not the right bath.  Fly away home.”  That’s what I want to do for Katy Perry. I want to tell her to go home.

Fun fact: our favorite Friday girl herself, Rebecca Black, makes a cameo in Katy’s video!  Can you spot her?!

Katy Perry Has Figured Out Another Way to Ruin Our Lives

Photo of Katy Perry and Her High Ponytail

So apparently Katy Perry wants to get into acting and is being considered for a role in her hubby’s newest flick where she’d be playing– wait for it– his wife. Wowza, Katy. Way to stretch yourself for your first role. Some actresses would have made the “mistake” of playing a character with depth, one that totally pulls them away from their public image, but you, girl… You’re just different.

Her acting is going to be a shitshow. I’ve been saying for years that her overly dramatic facial expressions need to go. It’s as if she went to the Jenny McCarthy School of Actoring (yes, actoring) with those wide eyes and opened mouth and hiccup-y vocals. I rarely say such things about another woman, but the girl needs to calm down. That stuff will never translate to the big screen because a movie’s not a high school play and we’re not sitting in the cheap seats.

Here’s hoping she and her furry husband can hire her an acting coach. Maybe they can hire her handlers a tutor while they’re throwing money at bettering themselves.

Robyn Suggests You ‘Call Your Girlfriend’

Robyn‘s newly released video for “Call Your Girlfriend” is, like all of her music videos, pretty awesome. When this chick makes music videos, she doesn’t attempt to overcompensate by using wild hair and make up and crazy locations to try and distract from the music. She seems to do the old school thing and just make something simple that’s entertaining to watch.

For “Call Your Girlfriend” Robyn played with the alternating lighting around her and simply danced her ass off. Pretty similar to what she did in the “Hang With Me” video, which looked like footage that was grabbed while she was touring. It was just made up of simple clips that are fun to watch, but don’t overpower what she’s really trying to sell: her music.

Pretty crazy notion, right?

You Must Watch This Katy Perry Fan Documentary

Mini Documentary of Katy Perry's number one fan

We’re definitely not Katy Perry fans around these parts (although we can admit she’s kinda nice to look at sometimes), but the subject of this mini-documentary (click HERE to see it) is a SUPER FAN. His entire room is covered in Katy photos, he watches her videos on her computer daily and he owns several copies of every magazine she’s in.

I always love watching fan documentaries (see: I Think We’re Alone Now about Tiffany fans) because it’s so interesting to see someone devote their entire lives to another person in an obsessive manner. You know there’s something really interesting going on there psychology-wise and that there’s always a lot more to their obsession than they even realize. Like, as much as all of this is about Katy, I don’t think it has anything to do with Katy.

Have you ever been an obsessive fan? Do you know any?

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry Goes Momsen in Japan

You may have seen our link to a story earlier today that said Katy Perry‘s husbro Russell Brand was deported from Japan yesterday, but ummm… Can we talk about what she was wearing while all of this went down?

Girl was pulling a full-Momsen, and OMG, is that Johnny Depp in Cry-Baby on her shirt?

Her hair and make up looks beautiful, but I’ve never understood the garter look, not even on hookers. That’s what it’s called, right? When part of your skirt is clipped to the top of your thigh highs? I mean, whats with that? What statement is being made there?