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Daily Mail Does a Whole Story on Katy Perry’s “Blonde Ambition”

Katy Perry was blonde on Wednesday evening

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The Daily Mail tells the over-long, redemptive tale of one woman—that is, Katy Perry—who accidentally tinted her locks a terrifying shade of alpenglow. But the heroic woman persevered, longing for the distant day she would emerge from her ginger cocoon, a flaxen-haired butterfly.

According to the Daily Mail, Katy’s brief stint as a redhead was kind of an accident. She was only trying to recover her natural hair color (blonde!). But why return to blonde at all? Perhaps Katy was tired of looking like Zooey. Perhaps Katy sought an emblem of her lost and/or misspent youth. We may never know the truth.

To ease the transition from dark tresses to blonde, Katy first lightened her hair to an awkward shade of red. She wore it that way for two weeks, and then she bleached her hair once again. Success! She wore her new blonde hair in loose curls to the MTV VMA announcements.

The songstress as a towheaded kid:

Katy Perry as a kid

Let’s Look at Katy Perry’s Red Hair Again, Shall We?

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I know a lot of you guys probably even forgot that Katy Perry dyed her hair red, and the rest just chalked it up to bad, brief nightmare, but I’m here to prick the air out of your puffed-up balloons by saying that it’s REAL. Katy Perry officially has ditched her Minnie Mouse-on-Ecstasy look and has gone all … soft and demure and GINGER.

The photos we’ve got here are from girlfriend’s fragrance launch – the name of the perfume is ‘Purr,’ and why yes, I am as gagged up about the name as you probably are – and they depict Katy’s lovely profile, Katy being weirdly and unintentionally seductive with a microphone, and for you total weirdos out there, the image of Katy as a kitty. She just rocks those ears hard, doesn’t she, folks.

The one redeeming thing about these photos? The dress. I am LOVING THE DRESS. Seriously. Any crazy fashion stalkers out there that can score me a link to where I can get my hands on it?

Love It or Leave It: Ginger Katy Perry!

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This is a whole lot for me to process, ok? I’ve always thought Katy Perry was an attractive lady, but I think a lot of the attractiveness comes from her budget Betty Page vibe. The thing is, now that she’s made the plunge and jumped on the ginger bandwagon, she just sort of looks like some moderately hot chick you’d see down at the pool, you know?  And I feel so bad about that, because I’ve always considered myself a ginger advocate, but how I am supposed to take that role seriously now that I’m so put off by Katy’s new redheadedness?

Thankfully, I’ll just have to deal with these feelings directly for the next three weeks, because that’s how long Katy’s waiting till she dyes her hair again. It turns out that she never even wanted to be one of the elite (gingers, keep up), she just botched the coloring. This probably means she’s trying to go blonde, right? Ugh. What a sad day that will be.

Image courtesy of People

Katy Perry’s Boobs Are on the Cover of Rolling Stone Again

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It’s Katy Perry! And she’s on the cover of Rolling Stone, showcasing her boobs and talking about her boobs, and what life really means. AKA? This is one interesting interview, friends.

On discovering there’s life outside of Russell Brand’s jaunty little penis:

“It just feels like the thing running our country is a bank, money. I know it sounds like an intense viewpoint, but I’m only slowly but surely getting the wool taken off my eyes. When I was a kid, I asked questions about my faith. Now I’m asking questions about the world.”

It’s an “intense viewpoint”? It’s not, you know, the point of view that most people both locally and internationally have? Interesting. Katy Perry outwits me every damned time.

On nationalizing health care:

“I think we are largely in desperate need of revolutionary change in the way our mindset is. Our priority is fame, and people’s wellness is way low. I saw this knowing full well that I’m a part of the problem. I’m playing the game, though I am trying to reroute. Anyway, not to get all politically divulging and introspective, but the fact that America doesn’t have free health care drives me fucking absolutely crazy, and is so wrong.”

How her faith made her boobs so big:

“I started praying for [breasts] when I was, like, 11. And God answered that prayer above and beyond, by, like, 100 times, until I was like, ‘Please, stop, God. I can’t see my feet anymore. Please stop!”

Apparently God ignored her pleas on that one.

And he’s not going to be pleased with her new alien obsession, either:

“Oh my God. When it [History Channel specials] talks about the sky people , how everyone comes from the sky and how the Pyramids were used for star observations, it’s too much for me. It all seems to connect the dots. It’s blowing my mind.”

Gah, Katy Perry, what’s next, Scientology?

Katy Perry Has a New Video, and There’s a Rebecca Black Appearance

Could the stars have aligned any worser (yeah, I know that’s not a real word) than they had when someone decided that combining two of my least-favorite things in pop culture would be a super idea? The only thing that would be missing to complete an utter TRIFECTA of TERROR? Some hot blonde riding Adrien Brody. Then? My life would probably just implode.

The only redeeming quality of this video? HANSON. Seriously, HANSON. And the video would have actually been OK if it weren’t for Katy Perry and her guffaws. Is she one of the most obnoxious celebrities ever or what?

Oh My God, Katy Perry

You know how sometimes celebrities do things and you get embarrassed for them?  And you know you shouldn’t, because they are mad successful with tons and tons of money and they can obviously make their own choices, but you still can’t help it?  That how I always feel about Katy Perry.

The little clip above is the teaser for her latest catastrophe of a music video, “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.).” It makes me feel like Katy Perry is my friend who always gets absolutely wasted and makes a total fool of himself at every single party – he has a couple beers and everything’s cool, but I know he’s going to end up vomiting all over the bushes and calling his mom and passing out in the bathroom, so I just want to take him in my arms and say “no, baby bird, this is not the right bath.  Fly away home.”  That’s what I want to do for Katy Perry. I want to tell her to go home.

Fun fact: our favorite Friday girl herself, Rebecca Black, makes a cameo in Katy’s video!  Can you spot her?!