17Katy Perry: “Waking Up in Vegas” Video

Ooooh, I am SO EXCITED that she finally made a video for this song.

I didn’t even know that I already knew who Katy Perry was until I heard this song on her album last year. I’d first heard it years ago, on Pandora (probably on my Lindsay Lohan station, hee hee), and I’d fallen in love with it. I made it my MySpace song (back when I used MySpace) and I’d get all sorts of people emailing me like, “Where did you hear that song? It’s so amazing!!!”

I don’t know why it took Katy so long to do a vid for it, but I’m glad she did!!!

April 28, 2009 at 11:05 am by Evil Beet

10Interesting Fashion Choices at Papermag’s ‘The Beautiful People’ Party

Happy Easter! What are you doing here, reading this? Shouldn’t you be off, avoiding that creepy spawn of evil, the Easter Bunny, and stuffing yourself with handfuls of jelly beans and technicolor Peeps?

Speaking of technicolor Peeps, here’s a picture of Katy Perry’s latest outfit!

In all seriousness, people like to talk a lot of shit about Katy Perry. Admittedly, she wears some strange outfits. But she’s spunky, and capable of looking rather hot, and I can’t help liking her.

Perry was the guest of honor at Friday night’s ‘The Beautiful People’ party, hosted by Paper Magazine at the Hiro Ballroom in New York. There were most definitely some beautiful people in attendance. The fashion however, well, that’s debatable. As usual, Perry was wearing something that can be described as both hideous and fun, while  Semi Precious Weapons frontman and MTV Made coach Justin Tranter’s fashion choices left you wondering whether or not he is an actual person, or just an amalgamated personification of urban legends and seedy back alley prostitute gossip.

And then there’s Lady Sovereign…

Have a look in the gallery. Yay! Fashion is fun!

April 12, 2009 at 5:32 am by Kelly

13Katy Perry: Hot N Bold?

Katy Perry was seen yesterday in New York City.  She looks really surprised that the paparazzi were so interested in photographing her yellow teeth.  In turn, the paps were shocked when they discovered that they weren’t actually snapping  pics of Mr. Furley.

April 7, 2009 at 9:23 am by Wendie

18Josh Groban Kissed A Girl And He Liked It

Good morning and Happy Monday!  Did you guys enjoy Evil Beet’s new writer Kelly as much as I did?  She had me laughing all weekend and I wished Monday would never come.  As a matter of fact, I looked in the mirror this morning and sighed, “Ah, you again?”  The only thing that can cure me of the Monday blues is to talk about love.

I don’t know if we can really categorize this as love, it could just be great head, but Josh Groban is reportedly hooking up with Katy Perry.  Now, when I say “hooking up” what I really mean is that someone, better known as “an unnamed source close to the couple,” probably saw the two of them simultaneously reach for the same dispenser at Yogurtland.  If they spoke to one another, that could be classified as “making wedding plans.”  I think we just have to stay tuned on this to see if any pictures of the two actually appearing within five hundred feet of each other ever crop up prior to acknowledging that the world’s weirdest union is unfolding right before our eyes.

Unrelated yet related in my scary mind:  Does anyone watch Ugly Betty?  I do, and I think Betty’s boyfriend Matt looks like Josh Groban.  I put him in the gallery just because.

March 23, 2009 at 5:16 am by Wendie

100Katy Perry’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

Miz Perry was rocking some VERY tight pants and a Hello Kitty top at the Brit Awards in London today.

Katy won the Best International Female award, then ran off-stage and puked. Apparently she’s been struggling with one of those awful flu bugs helping the international economy by keeping the world home sick. BLERGH.

Props to Katy for showing up anyway. You know Puss ‘N’ Boots wouldn’t have showed.

February 18, 2009 at 3:13 pm by Evil Beet

35Benji Madden’s New Squeeze? Katy Perry!

Katy Perry kissed a boy … and she liked it! (No, seriously, I would never make that joke. But trust me when I say that everyone else will.)

I just wrote about how Paris Hilton was getting it on with the man who invented the word “douchetard,” Doug Reinhardt.

So what’s her ex, Benji, going to do?

Snuggle all over Las Vegas with the worst live performer at this year’s Grammys (and that’s saying something!), Katy Perry.

Following her Valentine’s show at Hard Rock Hotel’s Wasted Space, Perry, 24, and Madden, 29, headed to Lavo – where the two conspicuously cuddled throughout the night, later prompting one observer to sense “some chemistry there.”

Madden, in town to deejay, even danced for Perry during several songs – and at those rare times when their hands weren’t on each other’s legs.

I like basically none of the people involved in any of this, but I have to say Benji comes out on top in this mess. Katy may not be much of a, ya know, singer, but at least she’s not famous for being annoying on reality TV. UPGRADE!

February 15, 2009 at 7:54 pm by Evil Beet