Katy Perry usually looks great in whatever ridiculous thing she wears, but I think she missed the mark on this outfit she wore at the Kids’ Choice Awards last night. And it pains me to say so, as I really do adore Ms. Perry. But I can’t figure out what’s going on here or why she would choose this bizarre and blah two piece ensemble. It’s by Hervé Léger by Max Azria — come on, this bandage Azria stuff is so passé by now. Everyone else seems to like this outfit though. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. I think she looks beautiful; I just don’t like what she’s wearing.
She won Favorite Female Singer, so yay to that!
What do you think of her outfit?
March 24, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Katy Perry and John Mayer always seemed like a weird ass couple that couldn’t possibly last very long. Turns out, they lasted exactly seven months and now they’re dunzo – despite all those engagement rumours that popped up over that ugly ass Cracker Jack box ring.
The couple, who had been dating for the past seven months in what was their second chance at love, have again parted ways, a source confirms to PEOPLE.
The split comes less than a month after Perry, 28, was spotted wearing a ruby from Mayer, 35.
They were first linked last summer, less than a year after Perry and Russell Brand divorced. And while Mayer and Perry split briefly last August, they quickly reconciled and embarked on what seemed to be a growing love affair.
While the reasons for the split are unknown, I have a pretty good idea: John Mayer is a world class moron who also makes awful faces when he’s singing his soulful jazz music or whatever the hell he does anymore. I mean, Russell Brand was a bad pick, but at least he had a bit of finesse about it all.
I think Katy should take a break from the bros for a while and stay single… or give me a ring.
March 20, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Katy Perry is getting $2 million dollars for her autobiography. Daaaaaamn. Girl, you better WRITE this. At least write more than half. Don’t let a ghostwriter do the whole thing. Please.
Huffington Post confirms:
The “Fireworks” singer reportedly inked a $2 million book deal for an autobiography — a hot ticket given her widely publicized divorce from comedian Russell Brand.
The news comes on the heels of Brand’s own book deal. He will reportedly address the divorce in memoir, a follow up to ”My Booky Wook.”
Perry has reportedly agreed to tackle the subject head on, but it will hardly be the first time she’s publicly discussed the breakup. Katy Perry: Part of Me, the singer’s 3-D concert movie, featured a one-sided account of the divorce that framed Brand as the one who wasn’t willing to put in the time and travel required to keep the marriage strong.
It’s also rumored that Perry will address her relationship with John Mayer in the book.
Ugh, no John Mayer chapter please. I think her life is interesting enough without John Mayer. John Mayer adds nothing to anything. John Mayer is like trying to make a cocktail with 2 different brands of water. You’re not going to get anything out of that.
ANYWAY, congrats Ms. Perry and please don’t let us down!
EDIT: OH DAMN, THIS MAY NOT HAPPEN. NEWS JUST BROKE THAT HER REP IS SAYING THIS IS ALL FALSE.
A spokesperson for Perry has now told The Huffington Post that there will be no autobiography forthcoming. (via Digital Spy.)
“No book, no deal,” Perry’s representative insisted.
March 15, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Katy Perry can’t shit without someone speculating whether it means she’s planning to get married again, and the rumours hit fever pitch again this weekend when she was seen out with boyfriend/professional douchebag John Mayer on Valentine’s Day wearing a heart-shaped ruby ring.
First of all, even Katy – she of whipped cream rocket boobs and glittered cupcake dresses – isn’t tacky enough to have a heart-shaped engagement ring. Second of all, she’s not stupid enough to get married so soon after her divorce from Russell Brand (who described her as “perfect from top to bottom“) and to someone like John Mayer.
Here’s the ring in question, made by Santa Barbara-based jeweller Daniel Gibbings:
That ring looks like it came from a Cracker Jack box, but I bet it was expensive. Let’s all just stop trying to marry Katy Perry off again and let people wear jewellery without it meaning something other than “I really like this piece of jewellery”, okay?
February 17, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Jennifer
Katy Perry, despite what most people think, is a smart and thoughtful woman. Instead of hopping on the Welcome Back Chris Brown Express, she’s allegedly letting friends know that she doesn’t approve of Rihanna dating Chris Brown. The lovely Rihanna and the lovely Ms. Perry became friends after sitting together at last year’s Grammy Awards. Look, let’s make something clear: Katy Perry is not victim blaming. She’s not telling Rihanna not to date Chris Brown; she’s recognizing that this is a choice her friend is making and she’s stepping aside. On the other manicured hand, however, there were reports that Rihanna didn’t want to be Katy’s friend because of who Katy is dating, Mr. John Douche-Of-The-Universe-Now-And-Forever Mayer. When asked about it, Rihanna told Rolling Stone,
Katy Perry can date anyone she wants. Besides, who the f-ck am I to say anything? I could never given relationship advice to anybody!
Oh my. Was Rihanna taking a dig at herself there?
All we know for sure is that Perry and Mayer sat nowhere near Rihanna and Brown and there was no interaction. We also know that Ms. Perry did not once compliment Chris Brown. And who would do that? Oh, right, someone like you.
Via US Weekly.
February 14, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
You can’t shit for Grammy news today, it seems, and all of it is boring me into a coma… except this. Ellen DeGeneres got more than a little peek at Katy Perry‘s boobs at last night’s ceremony and seemed to like it – and Portia de Rossi thinks it’s hilarious! So much is great about this photo. Obviously it’s a bit of friendly banter and Ellen and Portia are totally in love forever, but I just love that it was even taken. How did this photo op come about? How great does Portia’s hair look? How much of a perv is Ellen? So many questions!