Katy Perry is pretty hot, right? She’s down-to-earth, doesn’t mind making a total fool of herself… and she seems colossally unlucky in love, which may have something to do with her approach to attracting men in the first place. You see, Katy uses crystals – the perfectly calibrated combination of precious gems, of course – to draw the male species towards her, as she explained in a new interview with Cosmopolitan.
“I don’t stay single for long. I carry a lot of rose quartz, which attracts the male. Maybe I need to calm it down with the amethyst. I’m not like Professor Higgins with my sex life. I’m not super strict. For me, the most important thing about sex is connection.”
LOL, yes, definitely calm it down with the amethyst, girl, especially if you count that as what’s behind your taking up with people like Russell Brand and John Mayer. This whole thing is a load of bullshit, but Katy is my girl, so I’mma let her slide with that.
In the meantime, let’s all enjoy her recent vacation selfie:
June 9, 2014 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Katy Perry and John Mayer‘s relationship ran its course earlier this year, and while Katy is currently touring Prism, the album of songs all about how sprung she was off John’s ~energy~ and ~aura~, turns out her next one might be all about where things went wrong. Not all that surprising, considering that’s what musicians do and all…
“There’s no bad blood. But I’m sure there will be inspired songs.”
Well, that’s that, then? I mean, I’m sure John will write (or has already written) plenty of songs about Katy, so it’s pretty natural, even if the split really was amicable. It was still an experience in her life, so it makes sense to write about it. I guess no more ‘Birthday’ on the next album though, eh?
Oh, also, John really loves when his exes write songs about him, apparently. Here’s what he told TMZ on Monday (via MTV):
“I have super strength for gang-ups, I’m fine,” Mayer told the site when asked if he was bothered by the songs his former loves write about him. “That’s what you’re supposed to do, man, you’re supposed to write songs. You’re just not supposed to tell everybody you’re doing it.”
Out on a date acting as a third wheel with some friends, Mayer laughed when the paparazzo broke the news that Perry is reportedly working on a new song about John. “I actually want everybody’s song to go #1,” he said. “I purposely stopped writing hits to give other people a chance to have #1 songs.”
LOL, yeah, okay. How many #1s has he actually had, anyway? I bet I can count them all on one hand with fingers left over. Glad to see he’s back to being his usual toolbox self.
Anyway, here’s some pics of Katy looking hot on the global covers of Cosmo, just for fun:
June 4, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
Katy Perry is currently in the middle of the UK leg of her Prismatic World Tour (she was bomb live! Would definitely see her again), and like all artists, she has a rider of items she requires in her dressing room before every performance. There have been some crazy ass diva requests out there, but I think Katy’s pale in comparison and seem not all that unreasonable, actually.
From The Daily Star (via the Evening Standard):
According to an insider, Katy knows exactly what she wants and needs while on tour, including a staff member to cut and wash her fruit and veg.
Other demands on her rider include a fresh supply of grapes, broccoli, apples, pineapple, dried figs and other fruits and vegetables.
The ‘Firework’ singer also requests three chilled bottles of Pinot Grigio white wine and a selection of tortilla chips at every show.
To decorate her dressing room, the star also needs a personalised director-style chair, custom-made French lamps and a cream rug, to make her feel at home.
An insider told the Daily Star: “It’s crazy. Katy always seems so down-to-earth when you see her on TV so we didn’t expect her to have so many diva demands. We’ve also been told that staff mustn’t speak to her, especially to ask for a photo or an autograph, because it angers her before the show.”
LOL, okay… wow, she wants some fruit, chips and some wine? HOW DARE SHE! What a diva! And so she likes her creature comforts to make her feel relaxed since she spends hours in that room before going on stage? WHAT A BITCH!
Frankly, if I was an artist, my list would be way longer than that. It would include lots of chocolate, some chips, an ice cream sundae station, pizza… okay, I should stop now, probably.
May 22, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
Katy Perry is out on the road killing it with her Prismatic World Tour at the moment, and while fans are loving it and Katy is set to rake in millions from the dates, there’s one person out there who isn’t so thrilled with her success: Lady Gaga. Poor Mother Monster has been sipping on the haterade, apparently, and tweeted out a catty remark basically implying that Katy had copied off her looks with some of her own stage props.
It looks like green hair and mechanical horses are the thing now ????
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) May 8, 2014
Yes, because Gaga has a copyright on green hair and anyone else who has it is copying off her. Same with horses – she’s the first and only person to ever use a horse in her act (which – oh wait, she didn’t even use it in an act, she rode it to an awards show), so how DARE you copy!
Some people are so pressed. Gaga needs to chill out and maybe reassess reality a bit. We’re sorry ARTPOP flopped, girl, but it’s not that serious.
May 9, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Katy Perry has been gearing up for a world tour in support of her latest album, Prism, and now it’s ON! The Prismatic World Tour started last night in Belfast, Northern Ireland and will head to dozens of countries over the next several months. I’m actually seeing her on Saturday and I can’t WAIT!
I know Katy Perry gets a lot of flack, but I think her tour looks like tons of fun and she’s so over-the-top that it surpasses obnoxiousness and swings back around to being sorta awesome. Some photos from last night hit the Internet this morning and I’m even more excited!
Also, if you’re curious about what she’s singing, here ya go:
May 8, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
Katy Perry apparently has a new boyfriend in the form of DJ Diplo, and while it’s all still pretty casual at this point, Diplo’s parents want to “grill” her to determine if she’s good enough for their precious son if it becomes anything more.
From Radar Online:
In an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, Barbara Pentz revealed she can’t wait to meet the stunning songstress. In fact, she’s got big plans for their first meeting!
“He hasn’t mentioned bringing her home to mama just yet. But I think he would before it gets serious,” Pentz said.
“Of course, she’s got to be grilled by the mom!” she added, with a laugh.
“He hasn’t discussed it with me, but he did with his dad,” Pentz revealed. “He said ‘we’re just hanging out. We’re just friends right now.’”
More like, friends with benefits?
Although the pair is already taking their budding romance bicoastal, Diplo’s mom isn’t holding her breath for Perry to meet the parents… yet.
“I don’t think it’s a big deal right now. I don’t think they’ll be wedding bells yet,” she said. “They’re both doing their own things right now and on opposite coasts. He doesn’t seem to be making a big deal about it.”
First of all, this this woman really his mother and did she actually say all this shit? Does he LIKE his parents? Word to parents of famous people: maybe don’t do interviews with celebrity gossip websites? I mean, seriously?
In any case, I doubt this “romance” between Katy and Diplo will go anywhere, but there you have it.