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Early Morning Musings: Cameron Diaz ASSAULTED!

People in this country seem to think it would be a good thing if Lindsay Lohan moved to London. Such thinking belies a tacit ignorance of the economic underpinnings of our nation. A drastic shift in the supply/demand curve of the blow industry impacts all of us. Cameron Diaz filed a police report accusing a photog of assault with a deadly weapon...

Picking up the Pieces: Things that Happened to People Other Than Lindsay Lohan Today

Orlando Bloom decides he can’t see Kate Bosworth anymore. No, really, he can’t actually see her anymore. It’s official: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes found a baby to adopt! Katie Couric kicked off her CBS career with the pics. From the looks of the kid, some 15-year-old prostitute in Cambodia is a real big fan of Scientology these...