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Katie Holmes

Moby’s Take on Suri Cruise

From Moby’s blog. I’ve noted the spelling errors. I post this mostly because I agree, and because it echoes almost eerily the sentiments I expressed when Brad and Angelina stuck...


Picking Up the Pieces

If you liked Mean Girls, you’ll love Heathers 2. When William H. Macy goes on the record with how much you suck, Lindsay Lohan, you must totally suck. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes...


A Few Things You Should Know

I haven’t really been in a writing mood today, which is why you’ve been treated to videos and nip-slip pics, but as a responsible journalist (cough cough hiss hiss), I respect...