I find it strange how there are so many actors that look like each other. Â Are they trying to do this thinking they are going to steal the others career? Â Here’s a picture of Katie Holmes last night at the “All my sons” Broadway opening, and a picture of Selma Blair doing her best Katie impersonation in February. Â Selma should have gone after Tom Cruise while he was scouting. Â Â Selma must be pissed. Â Katie beat her out for the role of Joey on Dawson’s Creek too. Â Home girl can’t catch a break. Â Now Katie beat her out of her own look. Â Selma’s new show has been quoted as one of the worst shows ever to appear on television. So if that show gets canceled at least she can have a career on youtube as a Katie Holmes impersonator. Â There was a youtube video yesterday of Selma trying her best to be funny (I emphasize “trying”) Â It was making fun of the paparazzi I think and how they are a pain in the ass. Â I don’t think anyone in the media really cares about Selma so I missed the point completely. Â It would have made sense if Madonna or a real celebrity did it. Â First we have a terrible TV show and now a really stupid you tube video looking Â like an desperate attempt to get some media attention. It was a tad John Mayerish for my taste. John Mayer although is actually semi amusing at times. Â Selma hasn’t a drop of funny in her. Â If you don’t believe me, tune in to Kath and Kim Â on NBC. Â I see a bright future for her on youtube. Â Move over Lonleygirl15. Â Selma Blair is going to steal your career just like she stole Katie Holmes’ identity. Â I would post the video, but it’s so painfully bad I won’t waste more of your time than I just did.
October 17, 2008 at 11:43 am by BonerBob
At the after party for the All My Sons opening night.
October 16, 2008 at 10:47 pm by Evil Beet
Mrs. Tom Cruise made her big Broadway debut on Thursday night, and the performance was, as expected, protested by anti-Scientology groups hoping to help Katie make a run for it.
Hopefully we’ll FINALLY have some reviews on this girl’s stage skills by tomorrow.
I wanna know if she sucks or not!!!
October 16, 2008 at 9:17 pm by Evil Beet
Is there anything more inherently interesting?
Let’s talk about the headband. You know you wanna.
I’d also like to share with you something exciting that I just realized. When you make a typo and spell her last name “Homles” it’s almost like her name is “Katie Homeless.” And homelessness, IMHO, is really one of the only circumstances under which wearing such an absurd hair piece is acceptable. The other one is cancer.
October 9, 2008 at 7:30 am by Evil Beet
I actually kind of love this look on her. I think she looks fantastic. And check out those legs. Tom must be making her hit the gym every day.
October 6, 2008 at 1:15 pm by Evil Beet
Suri Cruise wishes everybody would just be quiet for a minute, as she attempts to get into the car following an outing with her parents.