Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Katie Holmes

Oh Dear Lord

It’s been a slow metamorphosis, but I’m finally starting to understand what Katie Holmes is going for. The super-short haircut? The fedora? The ridiculous pants? You guys, Katie wants to date Lindsay Lohan. I can’t believe I didn’t see this before.

Katie Holmes Jeans Watch

Katie Holmes is wearing normal jeans today as she leaves rehearsals for All My Sons. But Katie still got the last laugh. You see, she and co-star John Lithgow devised a plan. Katie was like, “Here’s the deal. I’ll wear something completely normal when I leave rehearsals today. However, you’ll leave immediately after me...

Another Suri Cruise Photo Shoot

While Brad and Angelina are charging $8 gazillion for like five photos of their children, Katie Holmes has Suri wandering around New York all day every day posing for anybody with a camera. Like, I understand the photos of them outside; it’s unreasonable to expect Katie to keep Suri locked up in a tower all day. But what’s with the...