Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Katie Holmes
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Katie Holmes Will Fuck You Up

Look at this bitch! She is buff, butch, and pissed. If I saw her walking down the street like this, I’d cross to the other side. I bet her arms got those muscles from rolling her...

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Oh Dear Lord

It’s been a slow metamorphosis, but I’m finally starting to understand what Katie Holmes is going for. The super-short haircut? The fedora? The ridiculous pants? You guys...

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Katie Holmes Jeans Watch

The jeans are normal today, although a little long. Still doing the penny loafers thing, too. No word on what John Lithgow is wearing. Hopefully there’s a large gold chain involved.

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Katie Holmes Jeans Watch

Katie Holmes is wearing normal jeans today as she leaves rehearsals for All My Sons. But Katie still got the last laugh. You see, she and co-star John Lithgow devised a plan. Katie was...

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Another Suri Cruise Photo Shoot

While Brad and Angelina are charging $8 gazillion for like five photos of their children, Katie Holmes has Suri wandering around New York all day every day posing for anybody with a camera...

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Daddy and Me!

Tom Cruise puts in some quality time with Suri in New York, while Katie puts in some quality time with her beloved rolled denim. What’s with Tom Cruise looking sexy again? Am I the...