While Brad and Angelina are charging $8 gazillion for like five photos of their children, Katie Holmes has Suri wandering around New York all day every day posing for anybody with a camera.
Like, I understand the photos of them outside; it’s unreasonable to expect Katie to keep Suri locked up in a tower all day. But what’s with the 8000 photos of Suri inside a clothing store? Can’t they keep the paparazzi out? Why is she letting them get all these photos of her little girl?
She sure is getting damn cute, though.
Tom Cruise puts in some quality time with Suri in New York, while Katie puts in some quality time with her beloved rolled denim.
What’s with Tom Cruise looking sexy again?
Am I the only one who’s noticed this? Anyone else feel the same way?
Tom’s back in NYC with Katie Holmes, so she’s back to wearing normal pants, because you know he bitch-slapped some fashion sense into her, then took out her awful old jeans and his sewing machine, made a pair of Daisy Dukes, and put on a fashion show for his dolls.
So now Katie has to wear the kind of pants that normal people wear.
Also: I like those sunglasses on Tom, and I hate that about myself.
The peg-and-rolls are back!
And are those penny loafers?
I believe they are!
Katie Holmes and her new haircut flew back from New York so that they could be two feet taller than Tom Cruise at the LA premiere of Tropic Thunder.
Also there: Alicia Silverstone (remember her?), John Krasinski and Jodie Foster, along with cast members Matthew McConaughey, Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor (who’s Ben’s wife, but also has a cameo in the film).
Now she’s just fucking with us.
She sits at home in her cage at night like “How can I take ugly jeans to the next level?”
It’s the only hobby she has left, you guys. Tom won’t even let her watch reruns of Dawson’s Creek anymore. So maybe we should go easy on her.
Honestly, I find it more shocking that she’s not wearing jeans eight sizes too big.