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Katie Holmes

Suri Cruise Is Off to Scientology School!

According to this article in the Daily Mail, Suri Cruise will be off to Scientolotot Elementary after she turns three this week. She’s heading to the Scientologist school founded by...

Love It Or Hate It?

Katie Holmes showed up yesterday in Tokyo at a Valkyrie screening with long hair.  Man, she must have a serious protein diet going…her hair grew, like, overnight! So…love it or...

Tom, Katie And Suri Arrive In Japan

Suri, I don’t blame you.  I’m totally over your dad too!  Speaking of “dad”, may I take this opportunity to ask you to Google images of Katie Holmes’ ex...

Why So Sad, Katie?

JK, you guys! JK! Katie’s not really sad — she’s just filming a movie. WHY WOULD KATIE HOLMES BE SAD? Here’s Mrs. Cruise breaking out her very best Joey Potter for...

Blame the Pants on Someone Else!

Katie Holmes is wearing a god-awful pair of pants, per usual, but this time it’s not her fault. Photogs snapped these pics of Katie while she was on location in New York filming her...

Medical School Is So Overrated

OK! has written an entire article based on this photograph.  Like me, they totally diagnose celebrities as pregnant based solely on pictures.  Ultrasounds are, like, so unnecessary...

Maybe It Will Do Better in Europe?

Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie wasn’t exactly a smashing success in the U.S., but now he and Katie Holmes are in Europe promoting the hell out of it. On Tuesday, they attended the...

Katie Holmes Is Broadway Gold!!!

Despite early rumors that they were having trouble selling tickets, Katie Holmes and All My Sons have turned a profit in a shockingly short amount of time. The show’s producers...