4Kate Winslet Does the Cover of ‘V Magazine’

Kate Winslet is luminous on the cover of V Magazine‘s “Heroes” issue, which comes out today. For the photo shoot, fashion photographer Mario Testino reimagined Winslet as iconic Elizabeth Taylor in her prime.

I love-love-love Kate Winslet, but I always get the giggles at how willing she is to do nudity in movies—you know, for her art. But as Winslet tells V, nude scenes are no picnic:

I hate it! Listen, make no mistake, I just get on it. I just go in and say “Oh f—, let’s do it.” And boom. If you complain about it or procrastinate it’s not going to go away. It’s a profoundly bizarre thing to do…. You can literally be tangled in sheets, and you turn to the other actor and say “What the f— are we doing?” “Dear Mum, at work today I had so-and-so’s left nut sack pressed against my cheek.” It’s sort of unethical if you think about it in those terms.

Oh, yeah. I nearly forgot Kate Winslet also has a mouth.

Image gallery via Fashion Gone Rogue

September 8, 2011 at 5:30 am by Jenn

4Got $10 Grand to Blow? You Can Buy The Sketch From ‘Titanic’

Spending a ton of money on the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in The Wizard of Oz kinda makes sense, but I can’t fathom paying more than say, $100 in five installments of $20 for the nude sketch of Kate Winslet that was used in Titanic. The sketch is being auctioned off and apparently it’s supposed to make like, $10,000, which is a lot of money. Like, just FYI, in case you didn’t know that $10,000 is a shitload of money because you’re super rich or clueless, it is.

One thing that’s kinda cool is that it was actually sketched by director James Cameron. You know, “cool” or “just a sign of what a douchey control freak James Cameron is.”

Annnyyyyway, let’s turn this around. If you could buy one prop/wardrobe item from any film, what would you buy? I’d probably want Stockard Channing’s Pink Ladies jacket from Grease because I’m a little bit of a drag queen and I live for Stockard Channing. Now you go!

April 4, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Molls

4How Do We Feel About Kate Winslet’s New Hair?

Kate’s the cover girl for the April issue of British Vogue. In due time, I’m sure we’ll hear all about her interview with the magazine, which includes talk of Kate’s recent divorce and her “famous figure,” but for now all anyone really cares about is her hair.  It’s so short and blonde, you guys.  Do you love it or what?

Personally, I feel like Kate Winslet is just one of those people who can’t do anything wrong.  I mean, she did let Jack freeze to death in the ocean, but I suppose that wasn’t really Kate. Were she in that predicament, I’m sure the real Kate would have done something along the lines of sharing that big floating door, or at least taking turns so that both of them froze to death just a little.  If Kate promised that she’d never let go, she wouldn’t pry your hand away from hers and let you die, she’d hold on because she’s Kate motherfucking Winslet, and when she makes a promise, she damn sure keeps it.  I’m sorry, am I rambling?  IjustloveKateWinsletsomuch.

Please use the comments to discuss Kate’s new hair, how wonderful she is, or any grudges that you still hold from Titanic.

March 9, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Emily

43Kate Winslet’s Ass Has Disappeared Along With Her Marriage

Girlfriend’s milkshake (?) has all but dried up according to this picture.

I always admired Winslet for her gorgeous, curvy figure and now she’s looking like just another post-divorce, pasty, misery-laden actress with weight-loss cellulite hanging out underneath the area that used to be considered a rather generous bottom.

In retrospect, Winslet did look a little glum at this year’s Oscars — her recent split with Sam Mendes must be taking its toll on her.

Girl, you’re thirty-four years old or something and you have the potential to be super-banging au naturale, not to mention wickedly-talented. Get on up, get over it and keep the train moving. You know I love you, sweetheart, but you need to beef that little frame up, like, yesterday.

Check out post-emaciation Kate in the gallery below.

March 17, 2010 at 6:48 am by Sarah

8Kate Winslet Splits from Her Husband

Awww sad! Kate Winslet and her hubby since 2003, Sam Mendes, have decided to call it quits.

“Kate and Sam are saddened to announce that they separated earlier this year,” their lawyers say in a statement. “The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children.”

The couple have a 6-year-old son, Joe. Kate also has a daughter, Mia, 9, from her first marriage to Jim Threapleton.

I’m bummed out to hear this. I love Kate Winslet and I’m always cheering for her. It seemed like they had such a great marriage, and I was thinking it might last. I guess it’s the seven-year itch?

In related but far less upsetting news, Jennifer “No Love” Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have also split up. It’s important that Jennifer Love Hewitt break up with her boyfriends on a semi-regular basis, because otherwise no one will write about her ever. Any guesses on who her next target will be? How do you get more absurd than Jamie Kennedy? DATE A JONAS BROTHER, Jennifer!!!

March 15, 2010 at 10:29 am by Evil Beet

15The Oscars – The Dresses (Part I)

During the red carpet foolishness known as ABC’s pre-Oscars warm-up show, one of the actresses — I think it was Meryl Streep- said that she loves coming to the Oscars because she gets to see all her friends dressed up. I have to agree. I giggle a little bit every time I see Jeff Bridges in a tuxedo because it’s like seeing my stoner hippie father at a wedding.

It was a classy affair at the Oscars tonight. Charlize Theron,  Kate Winslet, and Cameron Diaz were particularly stunning (as usual) and Sandra Bullock, who has a habit of being hit or miss, was gorgeous. There weren’t many terrible dresses, just some that were underwhelming– such as Rachel McAdams’ Ellie Saab gown that kind of  looks like a bedspread from a budget motel – pastel, with a pattern designed to camouflage old cum stains.

Also in this gallery: Kristen Stewart, Sigourney Weaver, Meryl Streep, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Gabourey Sidibe, and Carey Mulligan.

March 7, 2010 at 6:29 pm by Kelly